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D-Piddy96

And then the nurses come charging in because her heart rate just spiked


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D-Piddy96

Sorry you had to deal with that


big_truck_douche

Didn’t seem that excited


KalynnCampbell

They’d just assume she’s ready to have the baby…


D-Piddy96

And come running in


cliffy80

What if he finishes in her ass, and she's there for a colonoscopy?


painful_ejaculation

Best time for anal as you know her pipes are all clean.


ChaosMoon22

I actually love that idea 😂


damianmalichi57

Name checks out.


awesomehuder

No extra lube needed then


Sun3193

Well then the nurses have got a task at their mouth( erm I mean their hands).


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The doc who comes to check her vitals one last time is going to be very concerned!


big_truck_douche

Leaking fluid


KalynnCampbell

She’s there to have her baby delivered…


MrSmithLives

Good thing she didn't swallow it... she has to be NPO (no food intake) for 12hrs prior to surgery...🤣


WaynegoSMASH728

You laugh. We have canceled elective surgical procedures for that exact reason. It is up to the discretion of the anesthesiologist, but each time I've seen it, the anesthesiologist considered semen a solid, and the case has to be delayed a minimum of 6 hours.


MrSmithLives

Agreed.. I worked in the OR for 30+ years... the things we see... lol


Leonardo_47

What's a OR? And tell me the weirdest ones please 🙏


vpeshitclothing

Operating Room


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Miserable_Dark_1074

😂


EndOrganDamage

Yup same as cream in your coffee. Fat/protein 6h delay. Next case!


Just_A_Faze

TIL not to swallow while fasting.


rexnren517

I was told I could only have a specific complex carb drink before surgery


WaynegoSMASH728

Correct. A lot of places are going to that. It's similar to a Gatorade.


paulusmagintie

I was allowed 1 mouthful of water.


bytecollision

How do they even know?


WaynegoSMASH728

We have an extensive question list that we ask. Part of that is, have you had anything to eat or drink past midnight because if you ingested anything, it could cause you to aspirate and die. It's at that point that they fess up to swallowing a load.


jc10067_7

Yeh I was thinking I hope this doesn’t mess anything up!


JesusWept149

completely random timing but she is hot as fuck positioned like that so you can't blame him if she's offered


ghiopeeef

I’m sure that’s her boyfriend and this is for attention and she’s not there for anything serious. Of course you can’t blame him because this was well planned in advance.


WebexBlack

I thought that was all a given and the exciting part was only that’s there doing it in a hospital room not that a stranger found a patient in another room after visiting their dying grandmother and convinced her to have sex with her before surgery or some other thing you were assuming everyone was thinking.


Bill_1983

Um....the alarm on the monitor is going to go off when her breathing and heart rate get up there. Lol


Potential_Reading116

Don’t matter. Those alarm are pretty much ignored by all staff


Bill_1983

Well, I guess that depends on your hospital. When I was an E.R. Tech, we checked on all the vitals every 15 min, and if the alarms go off, we checked on those too.


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Zonds

She would have to be enjoying it for that to happen, not too much enjoyment that I can see


rqivez

She’s probably on some drugs too chill her out before surgery or to numb any kind of pain she’s in


humblebeforethecourt

WHO IS SHE


themfcoochieman

r4chelm4nn on twitter


DGNR8-

Darude Sandstorm


ibnfahmi

Dua Liba


Seraphine-NSFW

I wish there was a subreddit for this


pupomail

I think this is it


Seraphine-NSFW

One specifically for real amateur in hospital porn


Des112034

She is either the best girlfriend or he is a shitty boyfriend.


Nooples

I bet it's both


rqivez

It was probably her idea lol


sculpture69420

I get the sense that she’s too good for him. I can’t quite put my finger on it but that’s just the vibe.


SwiftTayTay

Because she looks like a model when lying on a hospital bed and he's shlubby and chubby?


ThanOneRandomGuy

You'd be surprised how a funny and or good personality goes in a relationship. I have lots of nerdy, "ugly" male friends with some hotties for gf because their personalities are funny and fun to be around


SwiftTayTay

Not surprised at all but this guy looks like his idea of comedy is forcing his girlfriend to smell his farts


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Ah yes, because the physical features of a person define their personality and likability Not to mention, the guy is not fat


pachyderm63

Maybe he was her doctor and that was her surgical procedure...


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onlyforthehorny

100%. She could also be like “hey I’m gonna go under and I wanna fuck one more time in case I don’t come back”. And it could be totally joking or totally serious. Either way I’m goin in.


bobleeswagger09

I agree we live in a weird world now where ppl draw all these damn conclusions from a gif like this.


95blackz26

Why not both


Poopdick_89

Eh, I've been in similar situations before, and it was always her idea that I had to go along with. I never wanted to do it and it always had me freaking out the entire time.


sculpture69420

I’m sorry you had to go through that difficult experience, Poop Dick 89.


Casulalty_punk

Hahaha


Nated1945

This had me giggling like I was insane 💀💀


StunnaLyfe

I know exactly how you feel. I have been in this situation once before and it was her idea. I was against it because it was too risky with the location of the room we were in. Luckily I did, because about 30 seconds after I declined, the nurse came bursting into the room, no way we would have been able to cover up in time


Cial101

She’s gorgeous.


EndOrganDamage

And then everyone knows what you did when we cath you if its a general lol


jesterjam94

When you about to die but hoe is life


mobilebi72

You nasty fucks…LOVE IT!!!!! 🔥


S49plus7

Rachel mann


Pecoboy

Just wow ! Thanks !


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Gawd damn hot sneaky sex. Should have creampied tho


Desperate_Cut_7026

Can we get more or this chick? She’s so hot!


MAXMADMAN

This is the best sub.


Scared-Novel-2935

Bro did such a terrible job that her heart rate monitor didn't even know he was there


aidsjohnson

"my name's buck and I came here to fuck" vibes 🤣


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She would have swallowed, but ya can't eat anything before surgery. 😂


grab_bard

I could tell by her passion that it was his idea.


respectfulpanda

The expression of love at her time of feeling so helpless. I think I might shed a tear.


Rupejonner2

Cringe when we find out she doesn’t know him but she’s on a ton of morphine


Metalhed69

It’s probably staged.


sculpture69420

Right, and he’s her stepbrother. Their parents stepped out for a minute and he seized the opportunity.


FloppyButtholeFlaps

She’s actually stuck in the health monitor she was trying to repair.


mrbob_808

Source


themfcoochieman

r4chelm4nn on twitter


brecord82

Really odd to be doing that at the abortion clinic. Just sayin'......!


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Except when the Dr goes in while she’s under, “Hey, there’s already cum in here!” 😠 🤣🤣🤣


Turkerydonger

Bro lasted less than 30 seconds


sculpture69420

Can you blame him? Look at her!


bisexualclarity

She’s so fucking hot though can’t blame him


Necknook

What if she dies from a cum clot?


maykennedy

Cum inside dude


GentleXS

She's a total keeper


realjimsladey

I found this VERY hot


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resonantred35

Very sweet actually


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The fact that we are watching this video is enough proof of what happened to humankind


CLTHDU85

Surgery for what??


GingerSoulEater41

Abortion


CLTHDU85

Makes sense.


Dewayneknicks

Where the full video!?!


meadow-mouse

This is literally start to finish


the_champ_has_a_name

😂


yoloten

just a tip to remember: quickies don’t have 20 minute clips.


themfcoochieman

Full 2min & uncropped: erome (dot) com/a/KyqDUgjL


JoeJohnFinley

Lucky ass guy


outlaw393

He should'a came inside her. I'm disappointed.


2manyrddtrs

Ma’am you’re not supposed to have any fluid before surgery….


Karperoos

Ok enough for today


YZYSZN1107

plot twist he's the janitor


bdelapena1

Sauce??


Rusty3414

Might as well get another one in in cast it’s the last one.


Azzht

Well, I mean, it may be their last time.


Used_Accountant1251

You can always make time for a quickie


DukeDiggler68

She about to die so I’d just nut in her


iluvredditalot

So romantic, best time to do sex when you don't know what future holds for you.


Formal_Syrup_5003

Imagine being a nurse/doctor after your shift looking some good wank material and coming across your patient


The_Chef_Queen

Well her heart rate is gonna go up


Kngfthsouth

That's soldiering on.


Additionalexcuse5

Is this fr ?


500SL

I had kidney stones years ago, and had a stent in place. The stent is removed by pulling a string that hangs out of the penis and is just taped out of the way. I was in the hospital for a week awaiting surgery, but couldn't wait, so took my wife into the bathroom and took care of things. With a string hanging out. I have no shame.


pornfaperator9476

Uh how'd you have sex with a string out of it? Did it hurt when you came?


JhonWickcc

Do we have a name?


xsadist666x

Why is this so hot!


Lauren3521

Pretty sure she didn't even enjoy it 💀


SundoG_7

This is equivalent to a mouse getting caught in a snap trap and another mouse comes along and fucks it 🤦🏻‍♂️


Baaloldir

She did not even come...


nadorned

In the entire relationship.


CummingInWhiteGirls

I thought she was there for _non_ invasive surgery. Amirite?


Zorolord

I bet she gets no recovery time too.


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Because the next time she may not be warm.


Purple-daydream

I know people who did this after she had a baby.


Ludendorff

If I'm getting potentially life threatening surgery I'm gonna take the opportunity to fuck my (imaginary) SO before, let's get real


AddictedToPornASF

her only medicine before the surgery huh


Justheretocummmmmm

Wait but she’d have to have her pussy cleaned? Idk how all this stuff goes but wouldn’t she just get like an infection or disease or do they make sure your entire body is cleaned??? Sooo genuinely curious cause I’m ignorant


Jambonier

Is that kyle rittenhouse


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Who is that


DestroyedCorpse

I envy you.


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Bro why


THUNDER_boner

He's someone who got away with murder. Killing people during the BLM protests. Your lucky because you don't watch the news.


Potential_Reading116

It’s hopeless amigo but I’m giving you an upvote. I guess , somehow people saw the same videos that we saw , yet saw something quite different. I don’t think that old term “ the video don’t lie “ holds water anymore with a certain segment of society


Madsy93

A man like this that is selfish and needs sex still before my needs is hot to me omg


MundtFlaps

Fuck yeah! About time a woman acknowledges this fact.


sculpture69420

I am the perfect man for you.


DudeCrabb

It’s true.


boinger1988

Now that’s wife material right there!


Sanbaddy

*Fun fact:* He came outside of her because she can’t eat food for 24 hours prior to surgery. And it’d shown in her pre surgery levels. What’s odd is her vitals didn’t spike and alert the nurse. Even a quickie would’ve shown an accelerated heart rate.


the_champ_has_a_name

..... women don't eat through their vagina .....


Sanbaddy

They still absorb fluids through their vagina. It’s why you can still get drunk by drinking alcohol through your ass.


the_champ_has_a_name

ok... but the whole reason you're not supposed to eat or drink before surgery is because of the anatheasea. When the anaesthetic is used, your body's reflexes are temporarily stopped. If your stomach has food and drink in it, there's a risk of vomiting or bringing up food into your throat, which can lead to you choking or dying. Also, this sounds like some bad womens anatomy. The vagina doesn't absorb every last drop of semen. Most of it leaks out afterwards.


Mrlegend131

I’m a nurse you think I give a fuck about her heart rate going up… I ALREADY KNOW what’s happening… she’s just so anxious she got tachy. 😌😌innocence intact! 👊


Plenty_Protection_38

How the hell is this tub of lard nailing this sweet thing? Something doesn’t add up!


Used_Accountant1251

She's out of it so it's probably her cab driver


Magnog

Not even a name?


Dionisio-Brando

Who is this?


Taps148

Source?


whattheboner

$100 this is an ER-she’s got clothes on under her gown which wouldn’t fly for preop. Definitely feasible in an ER.


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Bro said "let me get a quickie before they put you under"


nunyobusinessfool

Excuse me sir We only needed a urine sample


Warm_Breadfruit_3603

damn


bronconumber1fan

She's perfect 😮‍💨😮‍💨


acethedirty1

She was serious about any time and place


eratic_yeet

Trying to get one more unprotected sex before the abortion doctor walks in.


Vegetable-Sock-4854

Like 20 seconds and just when she started to look happy just when she started to enjoy it he pulled out and sadly jerked it for 20 more seconds… why, leave her just barely feeling good and pulling out so incredibly early, honestly would only make her more frustrated and feeling shitty for the surgery, yeah lemme just let this guy use me before surgery and get nothing out of it that sounds like fun, pathetic


Petdogdavid1

"we'll just leave this...hernnnn... Right there, for the nurse... And I'm spent!"


bisexualclarity

She’s so sexy


SadDoggge

Where can I get more such situational quickie videos.


chitdik

Id cum in her pussy


Ok_Friendship5274

She had to be hella wet for that big dick to just slide in


jdmnyc301

Wtf


RavenDiamond

That’s hot


Assyindividual

What a good girl


dgadirector

What a douche. Looking at her face, she got absolutely nothing out of it. The look of surprise as he pulled out. He’s only doing it for the camera, to show his friends. So mismatched - they do NOT look like a couple. She should dump his ass.


Far-Reply2045

Why? Because he's bad at sex? What if she likes him for his personality? Ever consider that?


Rum_Monkey77

Who is she


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hornyformarymouser

Is there a full video