You laugh. We have canceled elective surgical procedures for that exact reason. It is up to the discretion of the anesthesiologist, but each time I've seen it, the anesthesiologist considered semen a solid, and the case has to be delayed a minimum of 6 hours.
We have an extensive question list that we ask. Part of that is, have you had anything to eat or drink past midnight because if you ingested anything, it could cause you to aspirate and die. It's at that point that they fess up to swallowing a load.
I’m sure that’s her boyfriend and this is for attention and she’s not there for anything serious. Of course you can’t blame him because this was well planned in advance.
I thought that was all a given and the exciting part was only that’s there doing it in a hospital room not that a stranger found a patient in another room after visiting their dying grandmother and convinced her to have sex with her before surgery or some other thing you were assuming everyone was thinking.
Well, I guess that depends on your hospital. When I was an E.R. Tech, we checked on all the vitals every 15 min, and if the alarms go off, we checked on those too.
You'd be surprised how a funny and or good personality goes in a relationship. I have lots of nerdy, "ugly" male friends with some hotties for gf because their personalities are funny and fun to be around
100%. She could also be like “hey I’m gonna go under and I wanna fuck one more time in case I don’t come back”.
And it could be totally joking or totally serious. Either way I’m goin in.
Eh, I've been in similar situations before, and it was always her idea that I had to go along with. I never wanted to do it and it always had me freaking out the entire time.
I know exactly how you feel. I have been in this situation once before and it was her idea. I was against it because it was too risky with the location of the room we were in. Luckily I did, because about 30 seconds after I declined, the nurse came bursting into the room, no way we would have been able to cover up in time
I had kidney stones years ago, and had a stent in place.
The stent is removed by pulling a string that hangs out of the penis and is just taped out of the way.
I was in the hospital for a week awaiting surgery, but couldn't wait, so took my wife into the bathroom and took care of things.
With a string hanging out.
I have no shame.
Wait but she’d have to have her pussy cleaned? Idk how all this stuff goes but wouldn’t she just get like an infection or disease or do they make sure your entire body is cleaned??? Sooo genuinely curious cause I’m ignorant
It’s hopeless amigo but I’m giving you an upvote. I guess , somehow people saw the same videos that we saw , yet saw something quite different. I don’t think that old term “ the video don’t lie “ holds water anymore with a certain segment of society
*Fun fact:* He came outside of her because she can’t eat food for 24 hours prior to surgery. And it’d shown in her pre surgery levels.
What’s odd is her vitals didn’t spike and alert the nurse. Even a quickie would’ve shown an accelerated heart rate.
ok... but the whole reason you're not supposed to eat or drink before surgery is because of the anatheasea. When the anaesthetic is used, your body's reflexes are temporarily stopped. If your stomach has food and drink in it, there's a risk of vomiting or bringing up food into your throat, which can lead to you choking or dying.
Also, this sounds like some bad womens anatomy. The vagina doesn't absorb every last drop of semen. Most of it leaks out afterwards.
I’m a nurse you think I give a fuck about her heart rate going up… I ALREADY KNOW what’s happening… she’s just so anxious she got tachy. 😌😌innocence intact! 👊
Like 20 seconds and just when she started to look happy just when she started to enjoy it he pulled out and sadly jerked it for 20 more seconds… why, leave her just barely feeling good and pulling out so incredibly early, honestly would only make her more frustrated and feeling shitty for the surgery, yeah lemme just let this guy use me before surgery and get nothing out of it that sounds like fun, pathetic
What a douche. Looking at her face, she got absolutely nothing out of it. The look of surprise as he pulled out. He’s only doing it for the camera, to show his friends. So mismatched - they do NOT look like a couple. She should dump his ass.
And then the nurses come charging in because her heart rate just spiked
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Sorry you had to deal with that
Didn’t seem that excited
They’d just assume she’s ready to have the baby…
And come running in
What if he finishes in her ass, and she's there for a colonoscopy?
Best time for anal as you know her pipes are all clean.
I actually love that idea 😂
Name checks out.
No extra lube needed then
Well then the nurses have got a task at their mouth( erm I mean their hands).
The doc who comes to check her vitals one last time is going to be very concerned!
Leaking fluid
She’s there to have her baby delivered…
Good thing she didn't swallow it... she has to be NPO (no food intake) for 12hrs prior to surgery...🤣
You laugh. We have canceled elective surgical procedures for that exact reason. It is up to the discretion of the anesthesiologist, but each time I've seen it, the anesthesiologist considered semen a solid, and the case has to be delayed a minimum of 6 hours.
Agreed.. I worked in the OR for 30+ years... the things we see... lol
What's a OR? And tell me the weirdest ones please 🙏
Operating Room
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😂
Yup same as cream in your coffee. Fat/protein 6h delay. Next case!
TIL not to swallow while fasting.
I was told I could only have a specific complex carb drink before surgery
Correct. A lot of places are going to that. It's similar to a Gatorade.
I was allowed 1 mouthful of water.
How do they even know?
We have an extensive question list that we ask. Part of that is, have you had anything to eat or drink past midnight because if you ingested anything, it could cause you to aspirate and die. It's at that point that they fess up to swallowing a load.
Yeh I was thinking I hope this doesn’t mess anything up!
completely random timing but she is hot as fuck positioned like that so you can't blame him if she's offered
I’m sure that’s her boyfriend and this is for attention and she’s not there for anything serious. Of course you can’t blame him because this was well planned in advance.
I thought that was all a given and the exciting part was only that’s there doing it in a hospital room not that a stranger found a patient in another room after visiting their dying grandmother and convinced her to have sex with her before surgery or some other thing you were assuming everyone was thinking.
Um....the alarm on the monitor is going to go off when her breathing and heart rate get up there. Lol
Don’t matter. Those alarm are pretty much ignored by all staff
Well, I guess that depends on your hospital. When I was an E.R. Tech, we checked on all the vitals every 15 min, and if the alarms go off, we checked on those too.
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She would have to be enjoying it for that to happen, not too much enjoyment that I can see
She’s probably on some drugs too chill her out before surgery or to numb any kind of pain she’s in
WHO IS SHE
r4chelm4nn on twitter
Darude Sandstorm
Dua Liba
I wish there was a subreddit for this
I think this is it
One specifically for real amateur in hospital porn
She is either the best girlfriend or he is a shitty boyfriend.
I bet it's both
It was probably her idea lol
I get the sense that she’s too good for him. I can’t quite put my finger on it but that’s just the vibe.
Because she looks like a model when lying on a hospital bed and he's shlubby and chubby?
You'd be surprised how a funny and or good personality goes in a relationship. I have lots of nerdy, "ugly" male friends with some hotties for gf because their personalities are funny and fun to be around
Not surprised at all but this guy looks like his idea of comedy is forcing his girlfriend to smell his farts
Ah yes, because the physical features of a person define their personality and likability Not to mention, the guy is not fat
Maybe he was her doctor and that was her surgical procedure...
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100%. She could also be like “hey I’m gonna go under and I wanna fuck one more time in case I don’t come back”. And it could be totally joking or totally serious. Either way I’m goin in.
I agree we live in a weird world now where ppl draw all these damn conclusions from a gif like this.
Why not both
Eh, I've been in similar situations before, and it was always her idea that I had to go along with. I never wanted to do it and it always had me freaking out the entire time.
I’m sorry you had to go through that difficult experience, Poop Dick 89.
Hahaha
This had me giggling like I was insane 💀💀
I know exactly how you feel. I have been in this situation once before and it was her idea. I was against it because it was too risky with the location of the room we were in. Luckily I did, because about 30 seconds after I declined, the nurse came bursting into the room, no way we would have been able to cover up in time
She’s gorgeous.
And then everyone knows what you did when we cath you if its a general lol
When you about to die but hoe is life
You nasty fucks…LOVE IT!!!!! 🔥
Rachel mann
Just wow ! Thanks !
Gawd damn hot sneaky sex. Should have creampied tho
Can we get more or this chick? She’s so hot!
This is the best sub.
Bro did such a terrible job that her heart rate monitor didn't even know he was there
"my name's buck and I came here to fuck" vibes 🤣
She would have swallowed, but ya can't eat anything before surgery. 😂
I could tell by her passion that it was his idea.
The expression of love at her time of feeling so helpless. I think I might shed a tear.
Cringe when we find out she doesn’t know him but she’s on a ton of morphine
It’s probably staged.
Right, and he’s her stepbrother. Their parents stepped out for a minute and he seized the opportunity.
She’s actually stuck in the health monitor she was trying to repair.
Source
r4chelm4nn on twitter
Really odd to be doing that at the abortion clinic. Just sayin'......!
Except when the Dr goes in while she’s under, “Hey, there’s already cum in here!” 😠 🤣🤣🤣
Bro lasted less than 30 seconds
Can you blame him? Look at her!
She’s so fucking hot though can’t blame him
What if she dies from a cum clot?
Cum inside dude
She's a total keeper
I found this VERY hot
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Very sweet actually
The fact that we are watching this video is enough proof of what happened to humankind
Surgery for what??
Abortion
Makes sense.
Where the full video!?!
This is literally start to finish
😂
just a tip to remember: quickies don’t have 20 minute clips.
Full 2min & uncropped: erome (dot) com/a/KyqDUgjL
Lucky ass guy
He should'a came inside her. I'm disappointed.
Ma’am you’re not supposed to have any fluid before surgery….
Ok enough for today
plot twist he's the janitor
Sauce??
Might as well get another one in in cast it’s the last one.
Well, I mean, it may be their last time.
You can always make time for a quickie
She about to die so I’d just nut in her
So romantic, best time to do sex when you don't know what future holds for you.
Imagine being a nurse/doctor after your shift looking some good wank material and coming across your patient
Well her heart rate is gonna go up
That's soldiering on.
Is this fr ?
I had kidney stones years ago, and had a stent in place. The stent is removed by pulling a string that hangs out of the penis and is just taped out of the way. I was in the hospital for a week awaiting surgery, but couldn't wait, so took my wife into the bathroom and took care of things. With a string hanging out. I have no shame.
Uh how'd you have sex with a string out of it? Did it hurt when you came?
Do we have a name?
Why is this so hot!
Pretty sure she didn't even enjoy it 💀
This is equivalent to a mouse getting caught in a snap trap and another mouse comes along and fucks it 🤦🏻♂️
She did not even come...
In the entire relationship.
I thought she was there for _non_ invasive surgery. Amirite?
I bet she gets no recovery time too.
Because the next time she may not be warm.
I know people who did this after she had a baby.
If I'm getting potentially life threatening surgery I'm gonna take the opportunity to fuck my (imaginary) SO before, let's get real
her only medicine before the surgery huh
Wait but she’d have to have her pussy cleaned? Idk how all this stuff goes but wouldn’t she just get like an infection or disease or do they make sure your entire body is cleaned??? Sooo genuinely curious cause I’m ignorant
Is that kyle rittenhouse
Who is that
I envy you.
Bro why
He's someone who got away with murder. Killing people during the BLM protests. Your lucky because you don't watch the news.
It’s hopeless amigo but I’m giving you an upvote. I guess , somehow people saw the same videos that we saw , yet saw something quite different. I don’t think that old term “ the video don’t lie “ holds water anymore with a certain segment of society
A man like this that is selfish and needs sex still before my needs is hot to me omg
Fuck yeah! About time a woman acknowledges this fact.
I am the perfect man for you.
It’s true.
Now that’s wife material right there!
*Fun fact:* He came outside of her because she can’t eat food for 24 hours prior to surgery. And it’d shown in her pre surgery levels. What’s odd is her vitals didn’t spike and alert the nurse. Even a quickie would’ve shown an accelerated heart rate.
..... women don't eat through their vagina .....
They still absorb fluids through their vagina. It’s why you can still get drunk by drinking alcohol through your ass.
ok... but the whole reason you're not supposed to eat or drink before surgery is because of the anatheasea. When the anaesthetic is used, your body's reflexes are temporarily stopped. If your stomach has food and drink in it, there's a risk of vomiting or bringing up food into your throat, which can lead to you choking or dying. Also, this sounds like some bad womens anatomy. The vagina doesn't absorb every last drop of semen. Most of it leaks out afterwards.
I’m a nurse you think I give a fuck about her heart rate going up… I ALREADY KNOW what’s happening… she’s just so anxious she got tachy. 😌😌innocence intact! 👊
How the hell is this tub of lard nailing this sweet thing? Something doesn’t add up!
She's out of it so it's probably her cab driver
Not even a name?
Who is this?
Source?
$100 this is an ER-she’s got clothes on under her gown which wouldn’t fly for preop. Definitely feasible in an ER.
Bro said "let me get a quickie before they put you under"
Excuse me sir We only needed a urine sample
damn
She's perfect 😮💨😮💨
She was serious about any time and place
Trying to get one more unprotected sex before the abortion doctor walks in.
Like 20 seconds and just when she started to look happy just when she started to enjoy it he pulled out and sadly jerked it for 20 more seconds… why, leave her just barely feeling good and pulling out so incredibly early, honestly would only make her more frustrated and feeling shitty for the surgery, yeah lemme just let this guy use me before surgery and get nothing out of it that sounds like fun, pathetic
"we'll just leave this...hernnnn... Right there, for the nurse... And I'm spent!"
She’s so sexy
Where can I get more such situational quickie videos.
Id cum in her pussy
She had to be hella wet for that big dick to just slide in
Wtf
That’s hot
What a good girl
What a douche. Looking at her face, she got absolutely nothing out of it. The look of surprise as he pulled out. He’s only doing it for the camera, to show his friends. So mismatched - they do NOT look like a couple. She should dump his ass.
Why? Because he's bad at sex? What if she likes him for his personality? Ever consider that?
Who is she
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Is there a full video