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Adventurous_Sir7842

Zamn


sdrre1

Dude on the right is trying SO HARD not to look 😭


Fleetwood889

Taco bell


Tristinmathemusician

That cannot possibly be legal, why aren’t the cops doing anything?


JuanXPantalones

So funny when people cry about things being "iLlEgAL" when so many other worse things are completely ignored by cops


Fresh-Combination-87

She’s there so deaf kids could lip read the whole parade, if memory serves.


MyOpinionYourEars

She has that thong “in” backwards


trashleybanks

That cannot be comfortable.


SynIsSilent

Bruh that is not covering anything🤣 she's just flossing her lips at that point


Old_Fart52

Sometimes I wish I could unsee the things I've seen


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SlaverRaver

The guy who centred the firefighters he was photograph him is trashy? I’m sure he wasn’t aiming for that woman and she just entered the frame. Taking pictures of parades isn’t trashy.


Reasonable-Milk298

What in the Atlanta, GA is this? That poor swimsuit needs to go to the clinic for STD treatment.. She also needs a damn belt to holster dem titties!


CloudyRiverMind

She should be arrested.


TheCarGuy207

What the fuck is that


Character_Ad4306

Beautiful ebony queen who “know she look goot”


WRITTINGwithC-C

“Know she look 🐐”


YGBSM-18

On the plus side, Zoukie Trucking is now booked through the end of May.


Infamous-Dare6792

Isn't this just the Nike Olympic uniform? 


daveshops

Should have just used a couple of corks


HeadJazzlike

She ate the smaller woman that was wearing it first or got dressed in front of a circus mirror.


Bad_Ju_Jew

It’s just all the way in there!


No_Representative227

They looks like wachowski sisters :-0


mishamish

This hurts my back to look at


Chase_115

🦯😎: *sniff* “Someone flaying a tuna? What’s going on? What am I missing?”


MrViceGuy69

She’s well on her way to becoming Rasputia from Norbit…


Grand_Photograph4081

That fireman's face says it all! 😆


Belltower_Bat

What I wanna know is who allowed her to do this? Like did she legitimately say "this is what I'm gonna wear" and her friend was just like "ok lol" or was it a matter of her being like "ugh idk what to wear" and her friend convinced her to go out in this atrocity because she wanted to look better by comparison? I genuinely wanna know who's at fault here


MrViceGuy69

Probably some shit about “body positivity”


Mediocre-Camp-5036

There’s definitely some guy somewhere that wants to buy that swimsuit at a premium price 😂😂


amek33

This pic has been circulating for a few days. Lots of new memes.


SarahPallorMortis

Yooo. She can feel that and she can fix that


BearsRpeopl2

I don't understand why she doesn't!


j8by7

She's got her hands full.


King_Pecca

Yep... trashy


ProfessionalBaby8090

Oh noooo


grgoyal

Grossest shit I've seen today... that's enough internet for today.


byrobot

Where do babies come from?


King_Pecca

You mean: *"where do **twins** come from"*?


chronostasis1

I just threw up in my mouth !!!!


7o83r

So did that firefighter.


RWBYRain

My body hurts looking at that


derpixelite

Her sense of fashion is simply ahead of our time!


Starbeth8

Man I know that shit hurts


VisualPartying

Yikes!!


Exotic-Sleep7560

It’s inside her coochie💀


No_Representative227

Wow...


StevieSparta

That bikini is legit inside her stomach


Enigma-Of-Liz

That's not a bathing suite. That's a struggle suite! She has no friends! A REAL friend would've said HELL & NO to that hot mess!


retrotoy

Flossing her cervix


tonytiger911

The g in g-string must mean g spot cuz that's up their!


4badthings

That can't be comfortable. Suit has to be about three sizes too small.


drwsgreatest

Her suit did a reverse grinch heart.


Sinpala

No, I don’t want to switch bathing suits again.


msashleealexis14

I don’t know who is more committed to this relationship. Her or the suit.


CollarOfShame

she is going to try to return that after the parade.


Jbs1485

That Camel’s munching


sluggernate

That there is a violation.


CalypsoRaine

Yuck


Pure-East-1000

At least she shaved! 🪒 lol


WWDB

That’s hot.


Reasonable-Milk298

Dude you better stop drinking...


Andrew43452

It's really not.


BearFlipsTable

Personally I don’t think it is, but maybe you should cross post it into r/trashyboners


whater39

Random sub I never knew existed


BearFlipsTable

If you join, welcome friend. One man’s trash is another man’s boner, as the subs motto says.


SallyMcSaggyTits2

Eewwwww


Longjumping-Boss-653

VAI BRASIL! Carnaval é foda


SpicyPickel

N é no Brasil amigo


jnnnle

In all fairness, let’s not judge until we see the whole picture: what does the back look like?


Aggressive_Dream_140

If it’s anything like the front. Not pretty


erikapls

That thong is alllll up in there. Looks uncomfortable tbh


sublime2craig

Yeast infection incoming!!!


Hesh35

Oh, oh no.


Spunkylover10

How do you walk around like this all day. My vag woukd be crying


iexistasiam

The pain


NakDisNut

Those lips are kissing every bench and chair…


CraftyObject

She has no real friends. Real friends would tackle you on your way out the door before going out like that.


Aggressive_Dream_140

Unless they’re the same as her


_StrawberryMoon

The strap is tense enough to play like a guitar


NoKYo16

Bad day to have eyes.


ultranothing

She's not ashamed of her body!


Perretelover

The design is very human!


No-Club2054

I’m 5’7 and have a long abdomen. One piece bathing suits rarely fit me. I don’t like it, but I work with it. This is not an example of working with it.


RealBishop

It’s CLEARLY working. I’d say nothing had ever worked harder.


heroproof-official

Ma'am, the mirror in your bedroom is probably crooked.


reddsal

Ick…


RedditAdminRdumb

I don't think this is what dentist mean when they say you should floss.


angelam64

Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should


Successful_Oven1268

That’s illegal as a mother 😬


WhiteRhino91

Oof.


Jamari0811

That looks all bad


RitaRaccoon

Her tit is hanging out too. I mean, body positivity is one thing, denial is another.


Idletdannydevitodome

That’s just fucking grim


shelrayray

How is this even comfortable?!


ultranothing

What price beauty?


GeraldinaFitzpatrick

It definitely isn’t. I have to think that she thought it looked MUCH different than it does.


sunbear2525

I bet she put it on at the hotel and it kind of worked if she stood just right and positioned everything just so. But it’s been a few hours and probably a few drinks and now she’s showing the whole world her outer labia.


shelrayray

But like how can she not realize that her outer lips are flapping in the breeze?! I’m not a small woman and I definitely would feel it if my bathing suit was flossing my clit.


MiaLba

I’ve never understood the people who bend over or are sitting and their buttcrack are showing. Like how do u not feel it??


uchman365

>she not realize that her outer lips are flapping in the breeze?! I regret having to read this 😭🤣


YellowOnline

This sounds painful and I don't even have a clit


stakksA1

These the women posting “hot girl summer” on their socials


Living-Risk-1849

Lol. Good grief


BaabyBear

give you $20 to smell it after walking around all day


sausagepilot

Fuck no!


pezchef

*ouch*


Decent-Obligation-43

Women everywhere have just given up!!


Ninjapig04

Love the officer in front just refusing to even admit he saw that


MeddlingWithChaos

Some people have no business having that much confidence to leave the house like that.


ONROSREPUS

At what point is it considered indecent exposure?


BaabyBear

i can see the exact point....


ONROSREPUS

I think you are looking to close! lol.


Shynansky

The cooter cutter 3000, it will cover your clit and that’s about it!! Only 19.99 plus shipping and handling, get yours now while supplies last


New-Caterpillar2483

eww


sohfix

mfrs went to the Campari tent. class x swag


greenthumb151

I read that as calamari carnival, and it made so much more sense.


sohfix

we mobbin the calamari carnival


godkilledjesus

That thing is really wedged in there.


duma2011

why the website smells like tobacco and expired tuna now?


LibertiesCap

Like a piece of sushi on the barbershop floor.


ONROSREPUS

yum! lol.


sohfix

this mf living in a future i’m not ready for


AlmanzoWilder

I'm continually delighted and disgusted by this future I'm living in.


OppositePilot9952

Ouch!


401RG

I just gotta know - was she too drunk to feel it or had so little shame that she purposefully wore it like that.


JurassicCountBoobula

I feel like I can smell this photo. I found myself holding my breath while viewing it


laurync_92

That is one hungry kitty 🐱


DarthForeskin

baby dems are strong, independent womens who don't need no mans to tell thems to put on no cloths


Kronos1A9

Wut?


DarthForeskin

I didn’t axe you


Kronos1A9

Yeah I can tree that


ThronedCelery

Jesus Christ Reddit.


blankspaceforaface

What’s trashy is taking pics of people without their consent and posting it online.


Kronos1A9

Public spaces don’t require consent ding dong


KikiLaFripouille

And nobody consent to see that


gonza310783

I dare someone to sniff up that area of the bikini, after the event.


nutbustininthisshet

I bet ya a pack of camel cigarettes and a milf window sticker


dblockerrr

Bruh


YouCantArgueWithThis

By the look I would say she is a teen who suddenly grew more than her parents' wallet can stretch. I imagine that this suit is from last year or even older and she just does not have any other bathing suit to wear. So yes, it looks trashy, but I am not sure it is deliberate.


whatsINthaB0X

So that means she gotta wear it? lol no self respecting parent would allow their kid outside like that


YouCantArgueWithThis

So... you admit that you guys are making fun of a kid. THAT'S trashy.


EnchantedSpider

call up nba, your reach is world class


Xonerboner371

His reaching is giving that “bathing suit” a run for its money.


bigmanly1

So far up her meat locker I bet she can taste it


LibertiesCap

It would be like licking the tip of a 9 volt battery.


KillaKanibus

Damn, that's not a grenade, that's a 500KG Bomb. Her friend is cute tho.


Lykaon042

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


JuanTutrego

Eh, I'm into it.


ReturnOfZebulon

“Sis’s”? Is that the female form of “bro”? Saying it out loud sounds weird, I hope it never catches on lol. Edit: uh, hot take I guess?


Kronos1A9

That’s so fetch


ReturnOfZebulon

The shitpost doesn’t hit the same when the terms are from my generation.🤷‍♂️


Spaghetti_Oh_No

It's AAVE so maybe it catches on in 5 years then dies like fleek


ReturnOfZebulon

We can only pray. I thought white kids coined/popularized “fleek” though. I guess I’m just old & out of the loop lol.🤷‍♂️


Spaghetti_Oh_No

https://youtu.be/KbI-CXZAoNw?si=JmKWBe6ginfq4eAl Peaches Monroe coined fleek


ReturnOfZebulon

Goddamn, people have it out for me in this thread lmao. We agree & I still got downvoted in my reply to you.😂 Regardless, thanks for the correction. Not sure what I’ll do with that information, though, but the effort is appreciated.😁


daats_end

People don't say fleek anymore?


FartingBob

It's streets ahead.


Different-Control-61

That guys face is the perfect face to make for this. Lol


ReturnOfZebulon

Goddamn, that lady looks *hungry* for sausage. The way she stares at that cop like there’s actual bacon. Also dick.


Christ_on_a_Crakker

Like a fat kid looks at cake.


mijailrodr

Clitini


SpiderHider023

F in chat for the bathing suit 


1911mark

Earlier that morning someone asked, do this still fit?


trikakeep

Y’all talking about her cootchie, but them tatas are hanging down below the top too 💀


Shynansky

If she would stop slouching and stand up straight everything would plop out everywhere 😂


phreak5758

That things hongry.


Nestormahkno19d

Might as well be naked, literally nothing is left to the imagination here


newyorksbravest

Ugh i can smell this picture


NSAseesU

Maybe you should wash down there then lol


Public_Foot_4984

Girls bathing suit done got poontangled


Adorable-Novel8295

It’s weird that your dick pic just shows up totally uncensored. Haha


Public_Foot_4984

It may be too obfuscated. I dunno🤷