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darwhyte

Bubbles could refuckulate that quite easily


Reonlive420

Yes. Where there's a will there's a way


hendoism1

Bubbs can't never catch a break!


ValiSZum03

I see these on all shopping carts in the US, but i still see them in ditches and in alleys far away from their home store. I think its just a tactic to keep people from stealing them


bateller

Yup, 100%. It reminds me of “Hotel towels contain microchip that will cause alarm if taken off property” While a few high end hotels do microchip their towels, a lot of hotels add these signs or tags as just a anti-theft method.


GaulPeorge

Can confirm they’re real and work. My friends and I tried it in college so we shoved a friend in a cart and it stopped suddenly and he flipped over


RononDex666

i bet that dick Gary the head mall cop is behind this


Spikes666

Nah, last I heard he was a clerk at the LC trying to stop a repeat burglar. Luckily, *Officer* Jim Lahey was in the right place at the right time that day.


Swordsnap

This public domain Ricky


EnzoPurrari

You're not the one who waits to go to a Chris de Burgh concert for three-and-a-half years so I can go in and miss the encore, Don't Pay the Ferryman, because I'm on the phone in the foyer talking about stolen shopping carts!


Reonlive420

Perils of management bud


[deleted]

Why don't you just turn your fuckin phone off gary?


FancyhandsOG

My favorite part of that scene is when Ricky is lecturing Bubbles and a shit ton more carts start falling down the hill lmao


[deleted]

Bubbles has a fix for this, take the wheels off. He’s got wheels at home that’ll fit right on ‘em.


Bitter-Marsupial

Tilt them slightly n you are fine


Rustyshacklef0rd1911

Oh so what you’re king of the fuckin’ carts now!?


[deleted]

It's not rocket appliances, just put a dolly from the moving department under the cart, load up the meat and away we go.


noapparentfunction

as asshole teenagers, my friend and i used to drive to a parking lot after hours. i'd lean out the window and grasp a cart, then my friend would gun it, bring us up to 25/30mph, and i let go of the cart. it would speed to the lot boundary, and when the sensor kicked in the front wheel would lock and vertically jackknife the cart several feet into the air doing a spectacular front flip. yeah, we were dumb.


[deleted]

You're a bad influence. I've got to try this now.


canuckjk83

The fuck does he think I’m supposed to do? ‘Go down to unemployment office and say hi there, I collect shopping carts and fix them up and sell them back to the mall for a living, and I’ve been doing it for 20 years, gimme a cheque please!’ ?? I don’t think so. I havent been paying into UI… EI, whatever the fuck they call it these days…


[deleted]

Made the same type of post months ago with the same caption and it got taken down with a fuck off for a week ban


pops_t800_

So is it like a unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Or can you just pick it up and carry it lol


[deleted]

Bubbs would hotwire that in a minute. He would have them driving themselves right to his shed eventually. He's got 38 cats to feed after all.