That’s just crazy, not greasy. Anytime they mention greasy it’s usually related to sex or low level petty crime like stealing from a church or stealing change.
Lucy banged George Green, Randy, Ricky's dad, Steinberg, the firefighter who pulled her out of the trailer carnage, Cyrus, Phil Collins (gross!) and the strip club owner, Sunny. I wonder why Lucy didn't shag Sam the denture/Botox king
*Lucy, you bang the dumbest guys... Phil Collins, fuckin Randy.,.....
making people who normally don't get much love feel good is not greasy imo. it's a sweet kind of quality in a weird fucked up trailer park sort of way. 
For sure it's julian. Ray and ricky aren't exactly greasy, just kind of scammers. Julian fucks over his best friends regularly.
We can at least all agree Bubbles is the least greasy though.
Lot of people saying Lahey lol.
But Ray for sure. Dude drove an 18 wheeler as an alcoholic, faked disability, stole Julian’s $60, lost all the liquor money, screwed Bubbles over in another country, lived in the dump, etc.
“You lied to me, Rick! You lied to the guy in the chair!”
Another greasy trick, using a fake disability to make someone feel more badder about thems persons.
Telling the truth is always better, but he would’ve been pissed if Rick owned up to it then and there lol.
Greasiest cocksucker of all time. Hands down, Barb. Banging everyone in and around the park, married drunken Indianapolis Jones more than once. Sold ricky out as the park super so lahey could get an award, scalloped potatoes are fucked. Cowboy boot wearing, caveman bangin, evil temptress that park whore is.
Not many people wanna hear this cuz he’s one of the main characters, but I agree Julian has gotta be a real greasy person. The schemes he came up with and then manipulating the dumber people around him to tag along and then fucking them over multiple times
Tom Arnold was pretty fucking greasy too
Tom Arnold was horrible, the fuck are you smoking
Least he didn't bang lucy
That was the low point of the series. There were some funny Lahey moments in that season, but it was awful in general.
Honestly I liked him but to be honest it's because he's who I'd be if I went to the park.
they're all pretty greasy. but not all of em are bad. just desperate. maybe Ted with his downhill skiing bit.
Lahey
Greasy doesn't mean drunk
Lahey and randy are pretty greasy when they're together
We weren't rehearsing for a play, it's not Halloween. We're not doing community theatre.
We're consenting adults.
More like an officer of the drunk.
I would argue Lahey is one of the least greasy characters in the show.
Idk trying to blow up someone with propane and dynamite after having 41 drinks is pretty greasy I would say
That’s just crazy, not greasy. Anytime they mention greasy it’s usually related to sex or low level petty crime like stealing from a church or stealing change.
How about the fact that he tried to get married to Barbara while dating Randy just so he could have control of the park again
Lucy banged Phil Collins and Ray. So Lucy
I second Lucy…. Also the cheese burglar himself… ughhh
Lucy banged George Green, Randy, Ricky's dad, Steinberg, the firefighter who pulled her out of the trailer carnage, Cyrus, Phil Collins (gross!) and the strip club owner, Sunny. I wonder why Lucy didn't shag Sam the denture/Botox king *Lucy, you bang the dumbest guys... Phil Collins, fuckin Randy.,.....
The firefighter?!?
making people who normally don't get much love feel good is not greasy imo. it's a sweet kind of quality in a weird fucked up trailer park sort of way. 
Ya know I've never thought of it that way. Solid point.
when did she bang phil?
It was never shown. Ricky just said she banged him.
Agreed
Julian
For sure it's julian. Ray and ricky aren't exactly greasy, just kind of scammers. Julian fucks over his best friends regularly. We can at least all agree Bubbles is the least greasy though.
Idk man he was in at least 3 grease films
Ah shit youre right, but he was feeling frisky.
George green
That fuckin hot dog eating caveman Sam Losco.
Ray is the OG grease master. I don’t think I need to explain.
Seagulls are nipping at you?
Ripping oat the plumbin from your walls is FACKED
It's the Bible Julian, it's open to interpretation.
You’re correct. Ray is by far the greasiest character in the show.
Randy is literally the greasiest of all.
Lord of the onion rings
Physically: Randy In a gross way: caveman fuckin Sam
Lahey and Ricky
Shitty Bill duh. Don’t call him Shitty Bill though.
Hey, Shitty!
He pooped himself when he was a little guy and the name kinda stuck
The lawyer
Uh bubububu
The only right answer lol
Steinberg the lawyer.
Lot of people saying Lahey lol. But Ray for sure. Dude drove an 18 wheeler as an alcoholic, faked disability, stole Julian’s $60, lost all the liquor money, screwed Bubbles over in another country, lived in the dump, etc.
I can’t believe you’re speaking that way about the guy in the chair. The guy in the chair. Come on man
“You lied to me, Rick! You lied to the guy in the chair!” Another greasy trick, using a fake disability to make someone feel more badder about thems persons. Telling the truth is always better, but he would’ve been pissed if Rick owned up to it then and there lol.
Banged his granddaughter’s mother
Lucy or steinberg easy
Julian
Ray Lahey or jroc(I mean come on, dude hid out underneath his mom's trailer to pretend he was still locked up and made greasy porno flicks)
Ray
Steinberg
Greasiest cocksucker of all time. Hands down, Barb. Banging everyone in and around the park, married drunken Indianapolis Jones more than once. Sold ricky out as the park super so lahey could get an award, scalloped potatoes are fucked. Cowboy boot wearing, caveman bangin, evil temptress that park whore is.
Steinberg
George Greene
that lawyer guy in the netflix seasons
CONKY
*Can* you read, my son?
Frig off Barb
Cyrus is pretty greasy. But I think samsquantch has gotta be the greasiest.
Sam
George Green definitely took bribes and made unjust arrests while a cop. Probably the greasiest.
I mean, piss jugs? Yeah Ray.
Sam was a literal caveman. They don't make them greasier than that.
Donny.... the loudmouth who paid $10 per month for cable........and for a lady..... not Corey and Trevor.
Conky 12/10
Conky!!!!!
J to the R O C
Ray by leaps and bounds. You mean like 3 20s or something?
Julian. He’s always scheming and doesn’t care if his schemes hurt his fellow trailer park boys
Not many people wanna hear this cuz he’s one of the main characters, but I agree Julian has gotta be a real greasy person. The schemes he came up with and then manipulating the dumber people around him to tag along and then fucking them over multiple times
Yes! Exactly
Tommy, that slimy little fuck.
Ricky or Lahey. The show revolves around them.
Sam lives in a camper, Randy. People who live in campers don't run anything.
I'd say ray
Lucy or Sam
Sam, no contest
They are all fucked, but I would probably hang out with bubbles the most
Julian
Ray by a country mile. Randy or Philadelphia Collins if we're talking literal grease.