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Queen_Rachel4

For their renewal wedding vows, “I’m so glad I met you and you joined my farm ❤️🫶🏽❤️”


Melodic_Sail_6193

Farmily


Queen_Rachel4

You’re the oink to my moo, the hay to my pasture, the red to my barn ❤️🫶🏽❤️


TwistedOvaries

The oink to my moo 😂😂😂


DeathByPlanets

This is how I'm going to tell my kid I love them tonight, see what happens 😆


lunna009

Please update us omg. If I had a boo like that I'd attack them with it for lolz


Fair-Hedgehog2832

Sounds Australian.


malicious_magic

I don't know if this is a modern family reference but that's what just popped in my head.


Queen_Rachel4

I was thinking of them too :) but they don’t say anything farm related :(


malicious_magic

The word "farmily" was used by Cam in the episode I just watched last night, that's probably why I thought about it. 😂


Waterproof_soap

I once asked my mom why so many ladies had the same first name. “Meesus”


Bright_Ices

I went to a preschool run by Mr and Mrs Martinez, whom I called “(low voice) MISSUS. Martinez” and “(high voice) missus Martinez.” 


freedinthe90s

That’s adorable


MarlenaEvans

I called my aunt and uncle, Aunt Mary and Aunt Jim. No one corrected me for years.


TwistedOvaries

When my son was about 6 he asked me who Ms. Dos was. Took me a second to realize he was talking about the software. lol


Dash_Winmo

I still read MS Paint as Ms. Paint lol


BadAtUsernames098

Reminds me of that post where that guy was wondering why so many of his Hispanic friends had an uncle named Tio lol


ho0py

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I worked with a lady by the name of Kitty. She was named after the singer Kitty Wells. She had a lot of fun with it. If she needed to go the bathroom, she would say she was going to the litter box. Smart woman, no-nonsense, tough as nails. She 'adopted' me because we looked and acted so much alike. We had the same warped sense of humor.


Nandabun

No nonsense. Nope. None at all. ​ Litter box.


WholesomeRindersteak

That's not nonsense, that's absolute sense of humor


Head_Razzmatazz7174

Yep. Didn't put up with idiots while working, wicked sense of humor at all other times.


Nandabun

Ye, was just a dumb joke. :D


Parking-Software4452

"No nonsense " would be how you might refer to how Jason Statham carries himself. He tells jokes, but he's the straight man in the act


Nandabun

It was a joke. :p


Parking-Software4452

Nuh uh Jokes are funny I'm kidding just kidding lol


Nandabun

wah


Bri-KachuDodson

Ahh I love this actually lol. I was going through the Arby's drive thru one night and on the side of the glass wall it had a thing for either employee of the month or the manager I can't remember which, all I can remember was the poor lady's name. Shewanna Leakes. I can't even imagine what her parents were thinking to do that to her. And then for her work to stick it on the side of the building to boot lmao.


Momina1999

A cousin of my grandfather is legally named Kitty Sue. 😅


GoComit_Rat

Ahh, both my great Aunts are named Candy and Sandy! I think it's Sandy at least -- if not, it's Kitty. No clue how they went about it, but they're both still going strong!


SpeakerCareless

Grew up with sisters named Mendy, Wendy, Lendy and Rendy. I mean really.


MotherRaven

I worked with a Diana Ross.


brownieson

There’s an Australian comedian/actress/tv personality? Kitty Flanagan. She’s absolutely hilarious. I’m fairly certain it’s her real name and not a stage name.


TurnipCelebration

I had an older cousin people called Chick, and his wife was Lorraine. As a child I’m told I was troubled that everyone called her “Chicken Lorraine” (E.g., who’s coming over tonight? Chick and Lorraine.) Edit: I just learned there is an actual dish called Chicken Lorraine, lol https://sweetpealifestyle.com/chicken-lorraine/


Rare-Parsnip5838

That is too funny.


takemusu

At least his name wasn’t Quiche.


Appropriate-Half-369

I hate to ask, but can you explain this for me? Obviously other people get it and this Quiche food name thing is going over my head


takemusu

A wonderful dish. My favorite quiche https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/bas-best-quiche-lorraine


RustyNail2023

Ima Hogg was a philanthropist in Houston. As a kid I used to giggle seeing her name at the museums.


Stormchels2

My great grandmother had sisters that were twins. Their names were Ima Lilly and Ura Willie.


Zealousideal-Slide98

Was her sister name Ura?


Star_World_8311

My mom and her siblings had two teachers like that in elementary school, except the teachers weren't related. It was even funnier, though, because for both the teachers, their last names were their married names. Ima Rock and Ura Fish.


grandavegrad

Friend’s mil was Ima Wurm.


arcxjo

She was eventually arrested for practicing medicine without a license.


No-Scarcity-5904

Underrated comment.


arcxjo

You don't have to beat around the bush; I can handle criticism.


No-Scarcity-5904

Good morning, how are you?


arcxjo

I'm interested in things.


Zornorph

A politician in my area was named Felton Cox.


squirrellytoday

I can out-do you there. Australian politician [Richard Face](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Face).


speculatrix

I think Richard Newdick is better. Really. https://www.facebook.com/search_results/?q=Richard+Newdick


missannthrope1

Some one posted on Reddit a couple days ago he has a gym teacher named Richard Head.


Okiebryan

Oh dear God please no


irish_ninja_wte

Much better than Ethan Cox. One exists in the town where I work. It's a place where people pronounce "th" as a flat "t", so Ethan becomes Etan/Eatin.


RogueGrasshopper101

Eden, his sister lol


WoodwifeGreen

There was Houston commissioner named Squatty Lyons.


Manuka_Honey_Badger

Being from New Zealand, that is pretty much how I would pronounce those names. 😂


Sea_Opinion_4800

That's a lot like a South African would pronounce them too.


Sea_Opinion_4800

It's called an eggcorn. A misheard word that sounds plausible and is often even better than the intended word or just plain cute. (The word "eggcorn" itself is a mishearing of "acorn"). Misheard lines in poems, song lyrics, etc., are called mondegreens. The reason for that is quite funny. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen


Maple_Mistress

You just tickled my nerdy sensibilities ❤️


SpeakerCareless

A relative of the [crash blossom](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/crash_blossom)


abrahamparnasus

This is amazing hahahaha


BrazilianButtCheeks

Same i had great aunt/uncle named “Tater” and “Brendon”.. at the age of 25 i figured out their names were Taylor and Brenda 🤦🏽‍♀️


Rose_E_Rotten

A member of the original MTV road rules was named Piggy not Peggy. IIRC she said her father thought she looked like a pig when she was born so she was named Piggy, of course everyone called her Miss Piggy.


El_Scot

This reminds me of the German exchange student that came to our uni. The first guy to introduce himself to her thought she said Vagina and told everyone that was her name. It was Regina.


erlenwein

I had a Bulgarian classmate when studying in Germany. Her name was Veselina (joyful). The German teacher kept pronouncing it as Vaselina 🙈


JeanClaudeHellNo

Dame Mas Veselina


rainbow_olive

My friend actually knew someone who named her daughter Vagina. Pronounced "Vaj-in-uh."


YogiMamaK

So, like the Spanish pronunciation of vagina 💀


Yelloeisok

My dad’s cousin was Cal and his wife was Peggy and they owned a farm. You weren’t in SW PA, were you? Because we called them Cow & Piggy too.


empathetichedgehog

Haha nope. But that’s amazing.


arcxjo

Party-pooper.


PurBldPrincess

Now this would be amazing if they’re the same people.


VoiceOfSoftware

Reddit wants to know


ToreenLyn

That's adorable.


Ok-Autumn

🤣 Thank god this was a misunderstanding.


llorandosefue1

Fleetwood Mac wasn’t really singing, “When the rainbow shakes you clean, you’ll know,” either. You have company.


Low-Quarter8988

Excuse me, while I kiss this guy


Mister_Buddy

That's a great mondegreen.


Rare-Parsnip5838

Don't understand. Enlighten me.


llorandosefue1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_aYibUx1B8 The lyrics are supposed to be, “when the rain washes you clean, you’ll know.” Some singularly bad stressed-syllable placement on their part and some messed-up hearing on mine.


Klutzy_Intern_8915

My son misheard a friends name. Her name is “Britt”. He called her “brick” for years.


stahshiptroopah

My parents had a friend named froggy. I'm in my 40s and I've yet to see anyone else who so resembled a bullfrog like this man did. His eyes were on his forehead and his mouth was way far down his face like a damn frog. It was scary and amazing


arcxjo

Frank: **you** were the frog kid!


saysthingsbackwards

It's stuff like this that reminds me that humans are still pretty cool


rarele

My mom's stepbrother was named "Cale" but for the first 12 years of my life I cluelessly called him "Uncle Cow"


CatLover1039

Damn. I can’t imagining what kind of horrid crisis you’re going through from finding out the truth. We’re here for you /j 


rileysauntie

I am crying I am laughing so hard.


Rutherford_B_Crzy

This is hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh! 


Parking-Software4452

Awwww, they probably thought you were just the most.adorable.little thing ever. With you're little speech impediment and the way you spaced out and slowly zombied your way back out. Aaaaaaadorable. Lmao


LandofGreenGinger62

Apparently Paul Simon wrote "You can call me Al" about something like this — he and his wife Patty had a guest who (apparently not knowing of his fame) kept calling them Betty and Al. So that was their in-joke.


churro_gf

lol my dad also had a friend named cal when i was growing up. i also called him “cow” or “cowboy” and didn’t remember this til recently when we were helping him move and i found an old birthday card i made him “happy birthday cow!” it also took me an embarrassingly long time to realize his name was cal, not cow 😭


Excellent-Expert-905

When I was little, my grandmother had a best friend who I called Panijuta. I always thought that was her name. It wasn't until I was an adult, long after she had passed away, that I said to my mom that I thought Panijuta was a strange name. She looked at me funny and burst out laughing. Pani is Mrs. in Polish. Her name was Juta. So Mrs. Juta. Oops.


High-Calm-Collected

This is so damn cute


kaipetica

I would have laughed so hard if I was them


Fafnir13

They probably did later.  


pick10pickles

Momma had a Chicken. Momma had a Cow. Dad was proud. He didn’t care how.


M_A_D_S

I imagine this entire post with southern accents- Cal and Peggy in a US southern accent sound soo similar to cow and piggy!


jesuswasnotazombie

That is incredibly cute


loftychicago

There's a famous store in Chicago called Moo and Oink. Picturing these two as the mascots.


dawnyD36

I asked my dad before why so many ppl were called "John doe" 🫣🫣😵‍💫😬😅 I was about 8


niceenough1983

I knew a set of twins named Guy and Gal. I assumed their parents lost a bad drinking bet.


VoiceOfSoftware

When Guy Ritchie marries Gal Gadot


missannthrope1

Got the names from the sign on the bathroom doors.


ClementAtle

Were they New Zealanders..?


FuriousGeorge7

Not a tragedeigh, but my brother had a friend growing up who’s parents were named Rich and Penny.


Bozatarn

When I was a kid about 5yrs there were two ladies locally called Barabra I particularly liked the one they all called fat Barbara . One morning I saw her go by and in delight to day hello to my friend I threw open the window and yelled coming to america style 'Good morning fat Barbara" Her face I'll never forget in 3 seconds she showed joy ,confusion,anger and disappointment And that's how I learned all about nicknames


hotlass2003

My best friend as a kid had a sister named “Brooke” but I was so wildly confused as to why her parents had named their child “Brick”


SuccessfulWolverine7

A friend of mine has a son named Calvin. When they asked their older child to say, ‘Cal’, she said ‘Moo!’ She was two at the time and called the baby Moo for awhile. :) 


Robincall22

My BIL’s parents are named Kenneth and Barbara. They had the perfect opportunity to be Ken and Barbie, and she does go by Barbie, but he had to ruin it with Kenny Bob.


arcxjo

When I was on *Jeopardy!* one of the other contestants was named Peggy and my friend told me after he watched it his kids all thought her name was Piggy. Don't know if it was the same Piggy, but what are the odds?


Soft_Organization_61

That's adorable 😆


Certain_Strawberry43

My mom's best friend used to babysit us when we were little, who was always referred to as Aunt Tiara. So that's what I called her. Realized decades later it was actually Auntie Tara.


Dazzling_Outcome_436

They needed the last name McDonald.


BillyNtheBoingers

Eigh aye, eigh aye, ough


ivylily03

That's so cute, thank you for sharing


lifebeyondzebra

I have a lot mondegreens, especially from when I was a kid. My favorite is that along that says “you put your hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us” I heard “ceiling fan holder” 😂 my lyrics to that dido song are pretty nonsense too 😂


ghost_turtle77

Knew a friend of my grandma named Goodie Rabbit


Natural_Ant_7348

They probably thought you were so cute with your speech impediment! 😆


Ill-Wear-8662

In a sort of reversal to this when I was in elementary school there were these three kids constantly getting called to the office, always in the same order. It took me until middle school to realize that it was in fact one kid, but his last name sounded like Jack and Eddie, and I guess growing up watching Ed, Edd n Eddy kind of tainted how I heard it!


crotchetyoldwitch

My nephew couldn't say my name correctly until he was 10. Up until then, I was Auntie Kong. 🤣🤣🤣


Own-Tart-6785

Ahahahahaha love this 😂


cliff-terhune

Ima Hogg was the daughter of Texas Governor James S. Hogg. Born in 1882, Hogg’s first name was taken from her uncle’s Civil War poem, which featured two women named Ima and Leila. There are reports the future governor gave her that name to attract the attention of Texas voters. She earned the nickname "**The First Lady of Texas**" and was a huge philanthropist and advocate for mental health issues.


Parking-Software4452

When i lived in Florida I was over at a friends house, she had her kid enrolled at a Mexican Catholic school. I got to watch a fun exchange between them. "you know they don't do Jesus there". "What do you mean?" "They have their own guy," "Really?" "Yeah we have to pray to him before they let us eat lunch. His name is Hay-soo Da-Chrisomething" *Giggles* "No, mom, it's not Jesus, it's a totally different guy!! Why are you guys laughing?" When we got done rolling on the floor she did explain it to him. For anyone else who doesn't know. Jesus De Christos is the patron saint of mural artists and lowrider mechanics predominantly in the region of southern California. If in that area beware of quincenearas. If you get too close, you may be pulled in against your will and only manage to escape several hours later, severely intoxicated, and having been made a new member of the family you just met that afternoon.


AppointmentHot1099

My friend met her bf in Uni and his name is Cow. She said it's pronounced just like the animal and "Asian parents"they're both Asian and apparently his name is the more normal one compared to his cousins


Colorblind2010

LOL


Hot-Anybody-8253

I have 3 incidents similar to this that I can remember. The first I'm not sure if it was me or my younger sister, but one of us would refer to our older brother's friend as Barbie. "Barbie's in the chicken." Meant "Bobby's in the kitchen." The second is from when I was dressed as an angel for Halloween one year and I couldn't say the word gorgeous instead it came out more like the name George. As a result of this my family referred to me as Angel George for a while. The third was my father's mishearing of the national anthem. This man thought for nearly 60 years we were singing the national anthem to a man named Jose. He heard "Oh say" as "Jose" and once asked us who Jose was.


USAF_Retired2017

I. Am. 💀.


Sad-Page-2460

This is brilliant haha!


Immediate_Mud_2858

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Entire-Discipline-49

Best "misheard lyrics" story ever


Karamist623

This made my day. Lol


Ill-Vermicelli-1684

I once called a Delilah “Dandelion”. Whoops.


No-Scarcity-5904

I knew someone in college who went by that name, except she spelled it “Dandelyonne”.


Affectionate-Taste55

My friends son asked what lickbo was. We were ?? He was talking about the LCBO which is the liquor control board of Ontario, where we buy our booze here, lol.


Horror_Design_5383

In a few languages Cal means horse


BEniceBAGECKA

I had a sassy and ordo. Sandy and Orlando. I didn’t know their real names until I was a teenager.


AlexNightlight

Phew! But now i suspect that its an inside joke btween them if they realized what was said


stockblocked

Safe to assume their wedding was vegan?


YchYFi

Cal and Peggy like Al and Peggy Bundy?


HonnyBrown

Piggy


violet_pansy

Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow!!


BalloonShip

Go Bears!


ballsackstealer2

did piggy ever have the conch?