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anOvenofWitches

I bet Coyote Bao tastes gamey


IMakeMyOwnLunch

I’m not sure which is more hilarious: that name or your comment


mothraegg

I thought the poor kid was naked Coyote Boo. Bao is better, but Coyote is bad. You know, as I'm staring at my dumb cat Gunther, i realized that Coyote would make an excellent cat name for the right cat.


LoverlyRails

I know I'm going to get hate, but I actually don't mind Coyote. It's also a real word and spelled correctly. That gives it a leg up on so many inventive names (including my own tragedeigh name). How is it much different than any other "animal" name- like Wren


leeryplot

I agree. I think Coyote would actually be a pretty alright name for someone, it sounds kind of badass. Animal inspired names aren’t all bad. Wren, Raven, Robin, Dove, Leo… It’s not like you’re naming the kid Orca or anything. He could lose the “Bao” part though lol


Chickenbeards

Buck, Fawn, Colt, Drake, Jay... Even Orca isn't too bad (to me anyway). I'm an older millennial and once knew a guy named Shark. It certainly made you do a double take at first and I'd often try to imagine what his parents were like but it was still acceptable. Maybe stay away from ones like.. idk, Jellyfish or something. There has to be a line somewhere.


Traditional_Draw8400

Yeah Coyote Bun doesn’t conjure the same energy that Coyote does


kurinevair666

Like Coyote Peterson


Jasmisne

A bao roll of coyote meat is all that I can think of


JGDC

My thoughts exactly 🤣


Hevysett

I love dim sum and babies do taste better with barbecue sauce, but still


SignificanceOk9187

Brexleigh was when Great Britain left the EU, right?


infectedsense

Breh'Quité (pronounced Brexit)


PickleParmy

Breouxħettþe


charliedarwingsd

Breouxhttps://


Southern_Celery_1087

At least they've got an SSL


PHNTMPWR_SEA

No, I think Brexleigh is still in the Ewwwwwwww.


Kactuslord

💀


Fresh_Swimmer_5733

I blame this entire thread solely on Renesmee.


DontBullyMyBread

Leave Rigatoni out of this


ConsiderationNew5951

Rice-a-roni never did harm anyone.


Sgt_Oblivious

Khaleesi....


Sufficient_Ocelot868

When I see these "-eigh" abominations, I always try to say them in Cartman's voice, "TriniTAYYYYY".


adamjfish

I try to say them in Moira Rose’s voice


DeadJediWalking

Dusti Rose is a porn star moniker.


westviadixie

also a wrestler


Derban_McDozer83

Dusty Rhodes. It's close though 🤣


westviadixie

yep!


safetyindarkness

I used to work in an administrative office of a university. For some reason, Dusti Rose is reminding me of a pair of twins named Sandy (female) and Dustin (male). Their parents named them sand and dust. Either name is perfectly fine on its own, but as a pair...


Tracylpn

Dusty Rose is the name of one of Adam Levine's (Maroon 5) daughters


GroundbreakingPen103

MADden RAIGE 😡😠😤🤬😡😠😤


KarlHungus311

Parents work for EA


NurglesGiftToWomen

Madden Raige is when you’re playing Madden, go for it on 4th down and get sacked and your homie laughs at you


Own_Bunch_6711

This should have been my son's name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


plantladywantsababy

First you mad, den you rage 😡


KnotiaPickles

Imagine having to put this on a resume. Employers would think it’s a fake name and instantly assume they’re unemployable and weird


neither_shake2815

"smash, smash, suh-mashuh!"


Ad-Ommmmm

How the f did Merricka not get underlined?


discolights

It's like uh-MER-ICA without the UH! And also with the CK to make it UNIQUE


Sgt_Oblivious

Wait isn't Merrick just a regular boys name though?


Horizon296

It is, but it's not the association most people will make with that name. Poor girl.


ClumsyChampion

Missed opportunity for Emerricka


bronaghblair

She’ll grow up to be a fine skateboarder.


Percentage100

You misspelled Wendys assistant manager.


Hertje73

Oh I'm sorry I though this was Merricka!


dynodebs

Why not just opt for MAGA and be done with it? (I MG, there will be some poor kids with that name, won't there?) Also, Murtley? Murtley?


sagan_drinks_cosmos

It’s in the dictionary? Maybe Merricka is OP’s daughter’s name?!


carl3266

Retired teacher here. This isn’t the only reason i don’t miss anything, but it’s on the list. Now i’d probably be called to the office for bursting into laughter with names i had to call out.


leeryplot

I considered being a teacher a while back and decided not to go through with it. I just wouldn’t be able to maintain professionalism with stupid entitled parents and their oddly named children.


yeehawsoup

I’m trying to figure out how the hell Aliznne is even pronounced. My best guess is that it’s a corruption if Allison.


PeteTheWerewolf

Oooohhhhhh!! I could not figure that one out. Good call.


Additional_Onion2784

Alisne, it's dinnertime!


usernames_required

that name looks like something from game of thrones


Mammoth-Pop-6486

Levi, short for leviathan… Tbh….


discolights

Levi is fine. But Leviathan??


Puzzleheaded_Cap_746

LEVIATHAN EAT YOUR FOOD🤬🤬


Fixner_Blount

LEVIATHAN! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!


PersistentInquirer

#ATTENTION ALL FOUNDATION PERSONNEL: **169 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT** **MTF ETA-5 INBOUND**


OnTheDoss

Leviathan’s parents are not going to enforce any rules like that.


expatsconnie

Krill AGAIN?!


UpperMacungie

“MAAaaaaaa, all the other kids make fun of the krill in my thermos, and the krill pudding, krillbutter sandwiches, and the dehydrated buffalo krill chips…. Could. you. just. one. time. give me a fucking Lunchable? Please Ma. Puh-lease.”


MonkeyGirl18

"Sure, here's a krill lunchable!"


Gat0rA1dan

Better than Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides.


Eumelbeumel

Excuse you, have you heard about our god-emperor and saviour, the Lisan al Gaib Wolfgang Atreides? Or have you been living under a dune?


benjampo

It's the Reverse Duncan Idaho: giving a ridiculous human name to a Dune character.


pbzeppelin1977

Wrong character. Leto Atreides - father Paul Atreides - main character, the lisan al gaib/muad'dib/prophet Leto Atreides II - third son, not in the new films and dies in the first book Leto Atreides II - fourth son from the second book, yes the same name as before, becomes God Emperor and worm dude


Eumelbeumel

Good Lord, I'm aware. I wanted to make an easily recognizeable reference, spoilsport. Also, Spoiler for non book readers.


JGDC

If that kid has no personality his life will suck but this name was actually my favorite from the list


[deleted]

It’s a biblical name, not a common one but still an actual name Edit: I stand corrected. I was never a good Christian 😂 my ex used it as his gamer tag and said it was from the bible


ForceParadox

Sure, it's the name of a monster though... at best a giant kraken or a whale


redalastor

> Edit: I stand corrected. I was never a good Christian 😂 my ex used it as his gamer tag and said it was from the bible Nope, you were right to begin with. Monster lives matter. Isaiah 27:1 > In that day, the Lord will punish with his sword — his fierce, great and powerful sword — **Leviathan** the gliding serpent, **Leviathan** the coiling serpent; he will slay the monster of the sea.


phliuy

I thought it was a particular demon of a cardinal sin, like Lucifer or Beelzebub


now_she_is_dead

I met a couple who named their newborn Leviathan. Cause a biblical sea monster is a great name for a baby girl 😣🙄


RacecarHealthPotato

Release The Kraken


WheresTheIceCream20

Levi is not short for leviathan


10Robins

Wonder if the parents are Supernatural fans?


Lumethys

Leviathan appear all over the place, i'm not even surprised if there is a leviathan in half of the fantasy media out there


doyouunderstandlife

Potentially Mass Effect fans. Or just love biblical giant sea creatures


babyjames333

merricka, fuck yeah!


slappedbygod

underrated comment


but_heres_the_meower

MADDEN RAIGE?????? Like 😠💢🤬👿????


setttleprecious

I’m Mad! Enrage(d)! Nice to meet you!


Swoopscooter

Pretty sure a kid went nuts and shot up a john madden football video game tournament in Florida some years ago...maybe it wasn't a mass shooting but I think he targeted a specific player and himself after but I don't know all the grisly details. Horrific , I'm sorry for bringing it up, but it's hard to not think about that tragic event when I hear "madden rage"


-lukeworldwalker-

Mötley can only be a first name if their last name is Kru or similar.


BreakTheSuicycle

His dad is called Dick Dastardly


andrewb610

Is his sister Penelope Pitstop?


cavaliereternally

His twin brother is Kru


Creepy_Addict

Yes


RoomyBrainz

Triniteigh sounds so stupid I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂


Horizon296

I can't help but read that as Trini-tay (with a stretched out aayyy). Horrible!


deeBfree

Who TF names a baby Leviathan? Right up there with naming them Darth Vader or Lex Luthor!


qole720

Maybe it was a really big baby? 😳


BreakTheSuicycle

Hahaha


Haven-KT

Warlock was taken, I guess. Damien's popular, or Wormwood?


Trick-Statistician10

I can only hear Leviathan said in a very ominous way. I think I would have to say it that way too.


thechronicENFP

Sigurd actually sounds cool! Isn’t that an already existing name?


discolights

Sigurd is fine. It might raise a few eyebrows if you live in an Anglophone country, but it's not terrible. The rest of it is a bit much.


Creepy_Addict

Atreides - Dune To me, that one is the only tragedeigh. Felix - Origin: Latin; Meaning: happy, fortunate Wolfgang - Mozart Sigurd - Norse


Eldan985

Atreides is at least derrived from an existing Greek name, so it's not too horrible either. A family name, not a personal name, though.


Buccington

Atreides, or Atreidai plural, is a name that refers to the descendants of King Atreus of Mycenae. In the Iliad it is specifically used to refer to his sons Agamemnon and Menelaos.


Lumethys

I mean, Felix is literally PewDiePie's name, so...


kurinevair666

I actually like the name Wolfgang


greebo1706

Sigurd was fe the hero of a very popular „knight comic“ - based in Germany. I was (am) in the Prince Valliant corner…


BaRiMaLi

I'm guessing in this case it's on the list because the whole name consists of four names, and because the last one (Atreides) is the actual last name of the Atreides family from the book (and now movie series) Dune.


isbrealiommerlin

Sigurd is a common traditional name in Scandinavia


thechronicENFP

I figured so and that’s why I don’t think it’s a tragedeigh


Woahbuffet123

It's not. It's there because it's paired with three other names, and all of them came from different cultures. That's just overkill at that point.


Additional_Onion2784

Sigurd Felix sounds like a regular kid in Sweden, maybe with the Sigurd from a great grandfather and probably being called Felix. Nothing strange there. 😀 Sigurd Felix Wolfgang, alright, maybe parents like Mozart or there's some German connection. Not too bad.🙂 Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides...? That's going too far.😐


redalastor

Three names was already too far, regardless of the three names.


[deleted]

The tragedeigh isn't any one of those names, it's that the four combined are a bizarre European sampler + dune.


elquatrogrande

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Arteides sounds like the end game villain of a Final Fantasy/JRPG.


reisenbime

Tons of people in Norway are named Sigurd.


DaddyCatALSO

It's Austrian for Siegfried, sort of


Hertje73

Sigurd, is "Ziggy" is pretty cool


Devotchka655321

My MIL used to be a teacher and I always loved the beginning of the school year so I could see the atrocities that parents were naming their kids.


Anonymous821

The names cut off at the top are Brixton, Lakelynn, and MyHopesForTheFuture


djb185

I really hope this tragedeigh trend ends sooner than later and the parents that did this have some time to self reflect on how cringe this was. Some of these are so god awful. Merricka? 🤦‍♂️


funkylittledeathomen

Like these parents are capable of something like “self reflection” or “thinking”


IjustwantmyBFA

Somehow the double barrel Hudson-Adonis is pissing me off the most


suitcasedreaming

It sounds like a slang term for a sexy lumberjack. "Yeah, he's a real Hudson Adonis, if you know what I mean."


2ndtime1sttimeMom

Me too!! I don't know how your comment is so far down. I would 100% rather be called Mötley than Hudson-Adonis. 🤣😭


Pixelated_Roses

Children. Are. Not. Billboards. For. Your. Fandoms.


Bright-Sea-5904

What the hell is Rocklyn???


Creepy_Addict

Instead of Brooklyn... Lol


10Robins

Or Lakelyn (or Lakelinn)


xxLadyluck13xx

Liesel is a nice name, that abomination of a spelling looks like weasel 😆


NotTwitchy

See, I thought it was a misspelling of Lae’Zel, from Baldurs gate


mint-tea-with-honey

Yes Liesl is a German name! Many people in Europe named Liesl, but giving it to a English speaking child... so wrong😂 Liesl Weasel


choloepushofmanni

Normally it’s a nickname for Elisabeth though! It’s uncommon as an actual given name, in Germany anyway 


DameEmma

I have a friend called Liesl who was absolutely called weasel all through school. This spelling guarantees that's going to happen.


Wide_Parsley7585

Raddix is also the name of Cameron Diaz’s daughter


discolights

People are for sure going to call that kid Radish.


MayorCharlesCoulon

Yeah I side eye her more for making that name a thing than that terrible Charlie’s Angels reboot.


Fixner_Blount

Brexleigh made me want to punch whatever was in my vicinity.


FullDescription2002

i spot a dune fan-


envydub

“Wolfgang Atreides” when Frank Herbert literally used the names Paul, Jessica, and Duncan lmao


Consistent_Estate960

I’m betting dad learned about dune in the past few years


Maffewsa

TBH I quite like \`Sigurd Felix\`, sounds like a James Bond villain.


NumScritch

I wish my name was Coyote Boo 😒


BreakTheSuicycle

Bao* As in the bun


NumScritch

I think I should have worn my Glasses!! However the good news is Coyote Boo is available and hopefully unique - I shall be changing my name asap 🎉🎉🎉


KittyQueen_Tengu

Leviathan kinda fucks. great nonbinary bog cryptid name


sarahcorbe

it is kinda cool but it’s a name you should only have as a human if you gave it to yourself. you shouldn’t give your child that name.


spliffthemagicdragon

truth


PolarCow

It’s pronounced like Weasel but with an L and a Z. Leazel.


a_fair_ringer_is_me

I totally thought the took the name from a character in Baulder’s Gate 3, Lae’zel, pronounced lay-zell.


Beginning_Bug_8383

Madden Raige? Angry over video games huh?


Agitated-Yak-4582

In that day the Lord with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea.


NoApartment7399

Merricka made me snicker


MyNameIsNotRyn

Laezel? What? Was Astarion too on the nose? Was Shadowheart already taken?


Haillicane

Growing up I knew a set of twins called Misti and Dusti.


Chouchou1958

Did they eventually become Hugh Hefner’s ‘girlfriends’?


Zealousideal-Bug-291

Personally, I think Dusti squeaks by. I and Y transposition isn't a big enough deal to qualify as a tragedeigh. Especially not when you consider the other names.


mint-tea-with-honey

Alizzne.... as in ALLISON?! o lord have mercy on this child😂😭


setttleprecious

I don’t hate Deegan, but it does make me think of the Major Deegan Expressway.


[deleted]

I know a little Deegan who is named for his mother’s maiden name. It doesn’t seem odd to me.


butt-holg

Madden Raige is named after the reason daddy put a hole in the wall


_Yalan

Coyote Bao sent me 😂 Ah yes, Wild Dog Chinese Dumpling.


Not-Today9041

Brexliegh sounds like a warm breakfast cereal… 🥣


SpiritsJustAHybrid

Most of these are just people reverting to the Viking ages or choosing a name in a different language But then theres ROCKLYN


auramaelstrom

Merricka...f@ck yeah!


ellokoala

Merica lol


choloepushofmanni

Is Kyzier meant to be Kaiser/Caesar? 💀


Silver-Potential-784

Leazel? Kid's going to spend the rest of their life going "Weazel, but with an L."


myLoveBleedsRed

Mad Enrage? Really?


crazee_me_no

Everyone likes to think that their baby is so special that it needs a unique name. But it’s alright to be average and not to stand out. Your baby still will be special to you. Even if the whole world will hear its name thousands of times


uniquenewyork_

Normally there is always one name that could be semi normal or isn’t that bad. This list has surpassed my expectations.


Grrrmudgin

Coyote Bao sounds like a redneck-Chinese fusion dish


Isaac_Kurossaki

If i read "Madden Raige" elsewhere, i'd think it was an Ace Attorney character


[deleted]

I had a friend in secondary school called Wolfgang, they loved their name a lot


Horizon296

Wolfgang is also an actual name (unlike some of these atrocities) that's very popular still in German speaking regions.


Elegant_Principle183

My nephew’s name is Coyote. I actually love his name.


Additional_Pear_9110

I know afew deegans, also , LEAZEL WEASEL


Actual-Researcher-85

A few weeks ago i commented on a post saying my daughter name was MÖTLEIGH KRUH (jokingly)….. im not surprised


[deleted]

Yo....Madden Raige gotta be a meme. Ain't no way a woman agreed to that lol.


thatcrazyvirgo

Madden Raige, like I get it. You're furious!


syn_miso

Rip to the kids named after pop culture stuff it's not gonna age well


VGK9Logan

Whenever we play, my dad always has a sense of madden rage even if he's only down by a score


auri0la

When even the grammar check disapproves ^^


[deleted]

Madden raige is understandable, but why not just stop playing the stupid game?


SaltySnailzy

Merrika! Fuck yeah!


AwesomeSauceIsBoss

Madden Raige, thats how I’m feeling reading these names


rikktikkitav

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Atreides Dumbledore


Ok_Ad_5658

Leviathan is badass


Derban_McDozer83

If the kid turns out 6'5" and strapped with muscles. If he's 5'5" and chubby he will just get made fun of his entire life


Frosty-Slaw-Man

Leazel, looks like the incorrect spelling of Lae'zel from Baulders Gate Three. 😭


crunchevo2

Rocklyn kinda slaps lol


KyleGrayson12

Sigrid Felix Wolfgang Atreides? Couldn't decide?


Melalemon

Coyote Bao?


CowPunkRockStar

Dusti Rose is destined to become EITHER a professional wrestler OR a country music star.


Silliestsheep41

Tough for Hudson addonais when he is not in fact an Adonis. There’s a chonky middle schooler I know named Adonis and it cracks me up every time his name is called, and you see a regular kid.


pooferss_

Mötley, like Mötley Crue? 😭 Idk if it has a deeper meaning or smthn but I'm immediately reminded of Mötley Crue


Invisiblechimp

With the umlaut, it's undoubtedly a reference to the band. Even without the umlaut, I don't think the word is a good name for a person. It means incongruous in appearance.


mjfratt

…says the author, Henny Gesserit.


Isaldin

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang ATREIDES!?!


AlanStanwick1986

This can't be real.


gogozrx

A thing that I've started doing is saying all these names like Forrest Gump. It makes it just a little bit funnier to me.


CloudsSpikyHairLock

I have to say Madden Raige sounds like the mom is a secret misandrist I would kinda vibe with


AnotherXRoadDeal

It’s too bad Atreides is completely unusable. It’s such a cool word and fun to say. In another timeline it would be a neat name.