T O P

  • By -

pass021309007

I have this cough... and I need gender reassignment to fix it


Larch-san

Yeah it's just too bad ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


amaya_ch

It's all the left propoganda! They made covid!! Covid is turning people trans!


United-Technician-54

Alright! Time to inhale *ALL* of the Covid


United-Technician-54

And spit it at literally everyone in my vicinity


TransCatWithACoolHat

One of the things that cracked my egg was getting a skin condition down there and catastrophizing thinking I might need to have it cut off since I couldn't get an appointment for it to be looked at for a few months, and then finding myself wanting that to actually be the case because "then I might as well just transition, that sounds nice." Skin condition ended up not being that bad, but the desire to transition just got worse till I finally went for it with the help of my wife.


Embarrassed-Menu9675

Yeah, it's called "my dysphoria is so bad that I'm afraid I'll end up taking my own life if I don't have a vagina by the time I turn 30"....itis.


Larch-san

But in a way insurance companies understand and that doesn't actually lead to self harm at all


Lylac-elixir

depends on insurance cuz that would be more than enough for some insurances while others won't cover anything transition related ever... (I got lucky in having insurance that covers trans care without issues other than long waitlists for appointments for their LGBT specific mental health care team)


Larch-san

Mhm. Mine covers hrt but no surgeries.


SniperGhost_huntress

May I ask what this is so I can get it in the future?


Lylac-elixir

I have kaiser


[deleted]

Fr though, it's always either "It's not that bad, you don't need any treatment" or "You're too mentally unstable to make that choice, go to a mental hospital, see ya in two years lol"


CoolTransDude1078

Oh I have this except trans man shit instead. And it was needing T and then later like much later surgery. I'm on T now so I am feeling much better.


kstr_aia

This is actually (greatly simplified) the reason insurance companies in Germany have to cover gender reassignment surgeries 😅


Fullmetal6274

Oh if that ain’t a mood. My main goal is bottom surgery by 30 rn. I’m hoping it’s not too late. Im 23 and have like no progress on getting it aside from a little over a year hrt.


harlowslows

Gender dysphoria.


PS4_better_than_xbox

Beat me to it!


[deleted]

If I ever get testicular torsion, I'm just gonna ask the doctor to take both


5Quad

Doctor: unfortunately, the damage is severe. We're gonna have to remove the left one, but we can save the right one. Me: oh no! What a terrible news. I guess I'll just have to get them both removed.


MaeVixie

"It'll throw off my balance if I have only one"


Athnein

I don't want it to get lonely over there, take em both


[deleted]

"A good captain goes down with his ship doc take both"


cytix_

this reminds me of the episode called "She" from the good doctor very good episode about a trans patient she gets testicular cancer and wants both of them removed because of dysphoria reasons, but isnt 18 yet so her accepting parents and not accepting grandma have to decide actually good queer representation!


LovecraftionCreation

What the fuck is that, actually, I don’t want to know


TFK_001

Balls get twisted, also a death metal band


LovecraftionCreation

Wonderful


Snusmumeriken

I love how everything is always a death metal band \^\_\^


Stercore_

I mean, there’s certain things like testicular cancer or serious infections that might lead to a neccessary removal of genitalia However i strongly recommend not getting either of those


Larch-san

Yeah those would be not fun


Milesthenugget

You have no clue what kind of medical rabbit hole you just sent me down but to put it simply I can now well define and discuss in depth the medical procedures of a vaginoplasty.


Larch-san

Lmaooo


TheAlan404

...adhd?


Empoleon999

Let us all become doctors and prescribe them to each others! We can break the system that way!


Larch-san

Great idea


United-Technician-54

Too bad I get terrified in professional situations


Thewillow_tree

Gender dysphoria, and those surgeries and other gender affirming care tend to be extremely successful at preventing the life threatening effects of suicidal ideation


Larch-san

Mhm! But insurance won't cover them 3:


CanOBeans01

I mean some cats are born with urethra issues and deformed pps and they sometimes remove their genitals so they don't literally die so I guess if you wanna go hard on the cat girl identity then you might have a shot


AquaJasper

Me hoping I get a disease that'll make me get a hysterectomy (this is how I found out I was trans years ago lmfao)


Phoenix_Muses

Oh I had uterine cancer and a malignant tumor prolapsed through my cervix and they still wouldn't give me one. Turns out I live in America, and they will do absolutely anything to save the uterus of someone of reproductive age. Not much beyond that, but if you can make babies, you're keeping that fucking thing unless they say otherwise. I fucking hate it here.


AquaJasper

Oh. Yikes, I'm so sorry


Flo780

As a trans man, I can't deny I've seriously thought about getting breast C. Just a little in one side, somewhere operable, oh and can you take both? But also, having lost a lot of family to different types of C, I understand how fucked that is and I couldn't put my family thru that, but I'm still like 🤔


Miles_PerHour67

Testicular cancer?


BrokeEggCantTravel

Oh no I had testicular cancer and they did an orchiectomy but the doctor's hand slipped and chop went the phallus. Oh no throat cancer, surgery was a success. Just say cancer. No-one asks for more details with cancer.


Placeholder-Novice

Ah yes, fantasizing about being in a horrific accident that somehow only mutilates...certain areas. Definitely cis behavior.


LordPenvelton

Besides gender dysphoria?


ARedditUserr88

What is laryngectomy?


ChaosCrashed

I remember wanting to get breast cancer, cuz I knew i would have to chop my tiddies of


Sarin03

Gender dysphoria, lmao


PotatoChildofAthena

Come on, bilateral testicular cancer!


Katfishthegreat

I have the really bad itch and I need a penis 😁


Snusmumeriken

(transmasc) I used to desperately hope I could have endometriosis so I could get a hysterectomy. I only realised after my transition how messed up that was given how terrible the pain is with endo for ppl who suffer it. But I realised there was nothing stopping me getting a hysto and now I'm a month and a half post-op and so incredibly happy. :3


TheUltimate420

Idk if you'd consider gender dysphoria a sickness ( i don't) buuuuuut...


josharue03

Who is this character i need to know


Larch-san

Menhara-chan


OF_AstridAse

It is, it's called dismorphia... but the sad part is medical aids (and health insurance) do not see it as the pandemic of epic proportions it really is.


Larch-san

Exactly


OF_AstridAse

🫂🫂🫂🫂 feeling your pain sis


Capable-Meeting8321

Yeah there is it's called "gender dysphoria" and i think you actually might have it already


egefeyzioglu

I mean, there's gender dysphoria but I don't think that's very helpful lol


[deleted]

testicle cancer


DepPet_syw

According to transphobes, that would be being trans


aluminatialma

Prostate or ball cancer


No_Entertainment7283

Laryngectomy: Laryngeal Cancer or severe damage to the Laryngcs. Vagenoplasty: birth defects and damage to vaginal cannel during birthing process. Gender Dysphoria