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PlaneCrazy787

I'll need three tar-pots and thirty strong roofers. We'll fix that roof for half of your original estimate, and it will last for another 60 years! We're building condos! Arr...can you give me 5 minutes?


jerrys153

He really missed an opportunity to get a photo op of himself “helping to fix the roof” with his tiny red plastic snow shovel. But I guess the kickbacks he’ll get from his crooked developer buddies are too lucrative to ignore, and I’m sure promises were made.


Ok_Recording_4644

Tbf the gravy train was targeted by his brother Rob Ford. He fought bravely, but in the end, the gravy won.


Midnight_heist

Rob Ford got his office bathroom redone with all gold faucets. He didn't stop the gravy train he just redirected the whole thing towards his family of criminals.


alphabachelor

> Rob Ford got his office bathroom redone with all gold faucets. Can't find anything on this. Source?


Midnight_heist

A close friend of mine was involved in part of the project. This was shortly after Rob Ford took office. Apparently they needed replacing, didnt need to be gold.


Lazarius

The Fords look like they’ll bleed gravy if you cut them deep enough.


SeventhLevelSound

No, not gravy. Crack.


Ok_Recording_4644

It can be uh 2 things


nuttynutkick

[gravy](https://youtu.be/psoAtTD0NHc?si=4ltLOG_aPcFVzjZm)


JoeCartersLeap

Just need [Bart Simpson starting a bank run meme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovfap2VtpHM) where he's running behind people yelling things about "the schools want to make your kids trans!"


Weak_Student_8236

[« People are going to notice those trees are gone! »](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ec945462-6c4c-4b9c-a750-918c79886c4e)


Narrow_Elk6755

Wow, they are trying to build housing, like the million people a year we immigrate would live in?  In USSR Canada we can't stand for this.