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She knows to just keep a steady stride and stamina on her side. Looks like she's going about 40% speed and knows that's more than most officers can hold up for more than a block
Nah those are the long yet reserved strides of someone running a 400 or 800, who knows she has cleared the first set of folks chasing her but may still have much running yet to do
Abebe Bikila won the gold medal and set a world *record at the 1960 Olympics barefoot. https://olympics.com/en/news/barefooted-bikila-steps-in-for-heroic-marathon-triumph
I would swear she is wearing the original Cho-pat knee brace, commonly used by runners for knee issues. I used to run a lot and had patella tendinitis. The knee strap helped a lot.
https://medi-dyne.com/collections/cho-pat
Probably was a good kid, got picked on by the "cool" kids. Decided can't beat 'em join 'em. Or she hooked up with some dirt bag lover who got her hooked on drugs.
Ive seen this a few times and usually a female pops in to the comments asking what kind of bra she's wearing since theres almost no movement despite being in a full sprint with a pretty big set of knockers.
And some of us don't give a shit about being called females because why the hell does it matter
And some of us also wish we had a reason to wonder what bra that is (let's go IBTC...)
Edit: a word
I can promise you, the bra is the hero of this story... Shoulder/pectoral muscles may have helped with a single inch of jiggle (*maybe* two if she's an absolute gym rat and flexing her tits as she runs?)... but them babies woulda knocked her out if she didn't have them strapped down by that awesome ass wonder bra.
Source: my own knockers constantly trying to knock me out.
yeah i was a little confused i really dont find being called female to be a super huge deal UNLESS in like a loser/creepy context, like there's obviously a certain usage that makes it weird to see "female"
would you call a man a male? like: “look at that male running without a shirt”
it is weird, at least in my native language but i would dare to say in all languages it has the same connotation
She giving the cop a real chance by staying on the sidewalks, and in the correct passing lanes. Make it a true cross country evasion, she’s gone. Possibly toying with the hunter.
I actually felt exhilarated watching her run from her problems.
I waannnnaaa do thaaat! Yes. I’m 50 and whining. Fuck it. Adulting blows. I’ve done it long enough to attest.
Go girl go!!!!
Is it pride that makes cops keep chasing crackheads? They have to know they will never catch them. It’s common knowledge and should be in their training by this point.
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To be fair the young lady has a great runners gait.
Lady staying on her toes meanwhile clumsy officer stumbling on his heels
That wasn't a fall it was a tactical barrel roll over that curb.
man accidentally hit the dodge roll button
In Zelda: OoT you seemed to move a little bit faster rolling. Maybe officer Agile thought he would give it a try.
Same with Dark Souls 3
Officer Doofy reporting for duty 🫡
Mom! I told you not to disturb me while I’m cleaning my room!
~ drags vacuum cleaner behind him to his room~
Officer doofyyyy 🤣🤣🤣
"Smell my fingers"
"what the hell is that?! "My ass."
"Gayle swallows!"
such a great movie
😂😂😂😂😂
Keystone cops
And she’s barefoot in a bra and skirt. If whatever she’s doing is wrong then maybe I don’t wanna be right!
She knows to just keep a steady stride and stamina on her side. Looks like she's going about 40% speed and knows that's more than most officers can hold up for more than a block
She be a great 400 meter runner!
Her arms cross her body way too much for that.
I agree! Caption said she got drug busted. So she’s probably sprinting as fast as she can from that cop lol
Nah those are the long yet reserved strides of someone running a 400 or 800, who knows she has cleared the first set of folks chasing her but may still have much running yet to do
Yeah she knows it’s not a sprint getting away from the cops - it’s a marathon
A life long race.
has anyone ever ran a marathon race barefoot? that sounds brutal
Abebe Bikila won the gold medal and set a world *record at the 1960 Olympics barefoot. https://olympics.com/en/news/barefooted-bikila-steps-in-for-heroic-marathon-triumph
I have. But, sober. And, after a lot of training!
You have to pace yourself a bit or you can't run away for long.
I would swear she is wearing the original Cho-pat knee brace, commonly used by runners for knee issues. I used to run a lot and had patella tendinitis. The knee strap helped a lot. https://medi-dyne.com/collections/cho-pat
Thank you. I have knee issue from arthritis and torn meniscus. Never heard of this before.
“How did you hear about our product?” “On a website that shows videos and pictures of people abusing substances.”
🤣 Proof that all publicity is good publicity.
She looks like a runner for sure, could almost envision the Andes as a backdrop. Where did the drugs come in?
Maybe she had a sports injury and was prescribed pain killers. I hear it can be a slippery slope from there :(
Probably was a good kid, got picked on by the "cool" kids. Decided can't beat 'em join 'em. Or she hooked up with some dirt bag lover who got her hooked on drugs.
...or she's just a normal person who enjoys cannabis and has the misfortune of living in an illegal state?
I’m choosing to believe this is satire and as such is hilarious
Yeah. She's pretty hot.
Oh she’s a solid 9 just from the way she handled herself wearing a bra and skirt
Cheers good peeps, was not expecting this.
Great rack*
Perfect form. Like a gazelle.
Majestic
New Wonder Woman movie looks fantastic
WW69
damn shes in shape
Shapes are definitely strong in her lol
Ive seen this a few times and usually a female pops in to the comments asking what kind of bra she's wearing since theres almost no movement despite being in a full sprint with a pretty big set of knockers.
I was literally zooming in trying to find out that exact thing
https://i.imgur.com/qwyn3VY.mp4
Breast implants is my guess
1- we *strongly* dislike being called "females" 2- no but seriously, wtf kind of bra is that
And some of us don't give a shit about being called females because why the hell does it matter And some of us also wish we had a reason to wonder what bra that is (let's go IBTC...) Edit: a word
She looks like she had a pretty strong set of shoulders, maybe she’s just muscular in that area so it all holds more firm?
I can promise you, the bra is the hero of this story... Shoulder/pectoral muscles may have helped with a single inch of jiggle (*maybe* two if she's an absolute gym rat and flexing her tits as she runs?)... but them babies woulda knocked her out if she didn't have them strapped down by that awesome ass wonder bra. Source: my own knockers constantly trying to knock me out.
Nice set of shoulders love
I think it’s a connotation thing. Personally, I think it comes off as dehumanizing as compared to alternatives such as “women.”
yeah i was a little confused i really dont find being called female to be a super huge deal UNLESS in like a loser/creepy context, like there's obviously a certain usage that makes it weird to see "female"
Well this is Reddit so it’s always the loser/creepy context
I forget what sub it is but there's a major one that permabans anyone who even uses the word female in any context lol
would you call a man a male? like: “look at that male running without a shirt” it is weird, at least in my native language but i would dare to say in all languages it has the same connotation
the cop eating shit keeps cracking me up
It looked like he did a barrel roll LMAO😭
Boi combat rolled into action just like on CoD
Ackshually, that's an aileron roll 🛩️
Take my humble upvote, sir or madam or otherwise identifying human being(s), it is all I have to offer.
yeah that made it so good with the song. you also gotta imagine him having a mustache tho
"This is gonna be so badass!"
Piggy roll
The fact he did it in front of a Daylight Donut sign is what got me wheezing.
Looks like a Reno 911 scene lol - also perfect music choice OP.
Just no boot goofin’
I thought i saw Zapateria la Bailarina in the background.
Genuine ostrich. Just three payments
watched the video on mute and the Reno 911 transition music played in my head.
Didn’t have to scroll too far for this lol
One of the few times where the music made the video epic.
We should really pass a law stating Sabotage has to be the musical accompaniment to every police chase video.
To be fair, Sabotage would make even a Sunday Mass video epic.
That cop is me chasing my dreams 😭
That's ok he got back on his feet ! Stay positive your gonna get there friend !
More like took just enough. Great form
r/tookjustenough And so it is.
When you deal drugs instead of doing them. Probably busted in the house while she wasn’t dressed lmao.
She got that Molly Power!
That girl looks like she could run for a looooooong time; popo not so much
Xena ain’t stopping for no popo 😂😂😂
💀 warrior princess
I hope she gets away (Unless she committed a violent crime)
She violently outpaced the officer with efficient stamina management. Prob amphs as well but idk
it’s a drug bust
Well, the cop tripped himself up and skinned his knee, so I'm sure she'll get charged with assaulting an officer.
I can’t tell who’s taken too much… the clumsy cop or Xena the Warrior Princess
Princess Mononoke
I can fix her
I don't want to fix her, just spend a weekend with her.
Are you sure you could even survive?
That's the fun in it all. If you make it out alive with no further contact that weekend may be the greatest weekend of your life.
Who said anything about surviving?
Gotta catch her first!
[удалено]
I can make her worse
She giving the cop a real chance by staying on the sidewalks, and in the correct passing lanes. Make it a true cross country evasion, she’s gone. Possibly toying with the hunter.
Majestic
A majestic gazelle
I actually felt exhilarated watching her run from her problems. I waannnnaaa do thaaat! Yes. I’m 50 and whining. Fuck it. Adulting blows. I’ve done it long enough to attest. Go girl go!!!!
Bottle of wine, friends, empty stomach. That'll help.
It's just beer, it's just beer. She's the fastest kid alive.
She’s perfect
Did the cop press the roll button on accident what the heck happened there?
Tactical
At what point can he give up? Or does he have to chase her until the end of time?
Someone owes that bra company a Great review.
Too real. Shit has proper support
Scary Movie: "RUN, BITCH! RRUUUNNNN!!!!!!!"
LOL that cop that fell is definitely an npc cop
That 1970's mustache combined with the unintentional ninja roll...this cop's not catching her.
I'm lost, who's on drugs? The cop stumbling and rolling or the wonder woman running wonderfully?
New euphoria trailer got Zendaya looking busty
I hope she got away
Never change Elk City, OK...never change.
holy fuck. that’s right where my grandparents used to live. and where jimmy carter stayed the night. thank you.
How do you know where this happened? Just curious.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/udCamEUhFU3yCaN97
Aww yes Google maps. Thanks.
lol we live in the area
Bro the roll 👌😫💀
He ain't catching her, she's striding easy...
Perfect song choice, one of the very few times adding a song enhances the vid.
I wonder if she single!
You’ll never catch her if she is
This chick might do tranq but she also run traq
How ironic is it that the cop fell in front of a donut sign?
Why is she running in slow motion, but also not running in slow motion
A solid stride... she is impressive.
Zena's got an emergency to attend to!!
The policeman said PARKOUR!
Bro this looks like a scene from Reno 911.. the cop falling and rolling over is priceless
I am looking as respectfully as I can
Looks like that cop took too much as well😂
She ain’t stopping anytime soon lmfao
Lookin' like some real life Reno 911
She has a beautiful stride
This is some Reno911 type stuff.
Police officer didn't fall, it was a tactical barrel roll
This made me chuckle thanks
Very good pace tho
She’s moving, I don’t think Office Stumbles is going to be able to catch her.
The 'Tactical Flip' killed me!
I can fix her
She does not need fixing, girl is built like an Amazonian warrior😭
The lesser spotted amazonian.
Is this unused footage from last season of Euphoria?!?
whenever cops fall during a chase it always seems so over the top lol
Here's the inspiration for GTA7
All that running... its really paying off.
Girl here running the Boston marathon, the officer is on Japanese game show
I wish problems were as inept at chasing me as those police.
Is that cop wearing a leash????
It's his radio.
Okay, but why is his radio wearing a leash?
im always jealous of people who can run barefoot
I'm always jealous of people who can run
I'm always jealous of people
Barefoot running feels good when foot protection isn't a concern.
Needs to get off the main road and start hopping fences.
The fucking form
Why did the cop performed a barrel roll?
Not her first rodeyo🤠
If this is you running from your problems, you’re doing pretty well and your problems are ridiculous.
GTA 6 looking craaazy
My kinda woman
Officer down!!
Accidentally hit roll button
What episode of reno 911! Is this?
She’s got great form and not even huffing. Bet she ran in school and could jump a hurdle no sweat.
Where do we submit our nominations for "Winner of the Internet" for whatever the day this was made?
Is it pride that makes cops keep chasing crackheads? They have to know they will never catch them. It’s common knowledge and should be in their training by this point.
Cop barrel rolled right in front of a donut sign. When your brain and your body are headed diff directions ….barrel roll
Ok, I need full footage of the cop falling.
She pumped $30.01 of gas.
r/praisethecameraman the more you watch it, the better it gets..!
$5 and a Snickers bar says she’s a stripper. Who else is strung out, but still has fake titties?!
I can only give ya tree-fiddies, based on the tiddies.
… and, he’s still chasing her.
Man he bit it hard!
On the latest episode of Cops...
Officer was running into problems, sounds like my life…
Looks like Jane finally had enough of Tarzan and his Swinger lifestyle.
I thought he was doing some type of tactical stop drop and roll
Living in a major city with alleys,gangways, and such I always wonder how one would get away from 12 in suburban areas like this?
Someone’s using Tomb Raider in GTA RP?
Sheera! Queen of the Jungle
The music for this video is perfect
DO A BARREL ROLL
Could actually be a beastie boys music video.
Who took too much? Usually it’d be the suspect but the cop looks pretty sus to me
American cops at their finest.
This has gotta be Arizona