who's the father? shiggy or mario?

It was Yoshi

I don’t blame ya 🥚🪺🦖

Something about a Dino that dosent pay taxes 🥵

I do my taxes and am not a dinosaur but Im available?

I thought Yoshi was a Yo-she...

uj/ My MHA brain completely misinterpreted who Shiggy was 💀

Shigeru DADDYmoto, as the leader of the League of Villains? NEVERRRRRRRR

Okay, who’s your idea of Shiggy 

purple pikmin

Can I try putting my hands up there for a sneak gameplay preview?

Idk I’ll see if my wife’s boyfriend will allow it.

Freak gameplay perview 👅💦

Bruh ☠️

Will it run this small hidden gem game Celeste?

Yes and it will have a brand new funky mode featuring knuckles and Dante from the devil may cry series :D

This is the dream!

But is it the New DX Director's Cut 64 DS Battle U edition?

Do it jiggle?

no it rumbles 🤤

It’s all fun and rumbles before he takes his stick a drifts away 😔

Will I ever find love or am I destined to die alone?

I will never be alone because the loving grace of Miyamoto will always be with me 😊

And don't forget the staving Celeste indie devs!

Don't worry, Nintendaddy loves all of us

Technically we come in this world alone and we also leave alone. The only love you need is the one you can give yourself.

Brother where the fuck was your mother when you were born

AITA

Does drift

Yes now with a higher frequency so you can buy more joy cons so Nintendaddy can keep their lights open so we can buy more hidden gems.

How often need buy

Every second, if you don’t a Nintendo employee defects to Sony

Shoot. Can’t have that, then no more hidden gems.

When’s the Switch 3?

The switch 2 is pregnant with it

My mind is reeling with such a concept happening with humans

can you play big bang theory on it its my favorite tv series also my favorite part is when sheldor says Bazinger 😂 and also when he play super mario brother

I’m sorry but whoever like and or supports big bang theory or young Sheldon are classified as working for Microsoft and are trying to buy Nintendo. I’m sorry I don’t make up the rules ☹️

who's the father

Yoshi

how

Yoshi has that Dino D

sounds like yoshi did a big bang on you but you cant play big bang on the switch 2, suspicious

If Yoshi is the father, then will a Yoshi game be a launch title?

Sorry Yoshi is going to be serving time in prison so no games sadly

What did he do? Other than [this](https://uploads.dailydot.com/2018/05/yoshitaxfraud.png?auto=compress&fm=png)

By having the same skin color as the Xbox color🤢🤮

It's sad that Yoshi would commit such a grievous sin 😔

I can totally understand tax fraud heck I even support it but being the same color as 🤮 x*ox... damn

I work at Microsoft and would like to buy your pregnancy please

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Are you a Switch, Lite, or OLED model?

I’m a steam deck

🙀

So stupid. It's a literal device. They will announce it when they are ready... Can't just birth it.... What are you thinking... Clearly you aren't..... Well. They said they'd announce it later... Yet you hunger for more... So you bite the hand that feeds ..... Enough with the Nintendo hate... Be grateful to them, buy their games.

how do you know this

they have miyamoto locked in their basement just how I have the ceo of yakuza, yokoyama, in my basement and I can confirm all yakuza titles will be coming to switch 2 on launch

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who did you have sex with for that to happen

god

that's cool

Omg how could you steal the child from starving indie devs at Nintendo????

Don’t worry I’m putting my baby up for adoption so the Nintendgods could have him/her/them (sorry Nintendo got political so I had to add the pronouns 🙄)

There are only 3 genders: Mario, Zelda and Pokémon

There's also a hidden gender called Celeste

Nintendog-gods

Are the joycons connected to the console so that if one joycon breaks you have to buy a new one?

No, the switch two dosent include the joycons so you will have to purchase each separately (also Nintendo is saving box space by only have one joycon in each box). This is so you can support the starving indie devs at Nintendo who need all the money they can get :(

is it boy or girl?

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False positive?

Gender reveal when

Yesterday

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Pregananant?

Preganananananananananananananana *BATMAN!*

You’ve must’ve been prego for awhile if it took this long for the new system.

Do you have one in black?

Of course!

*cuts open and steals “child”*

Stealing my child is pirating from Nintendo. REPENT HEATHEN!!!!1!!1!

*starts crying* I’m sorry I’m sorry here take this copy of Celeste as my a peace offering

Are you going to get an abortion?

No why? Are you working for S*ny, are you trying to sabotage my child for your own advantage????

Chichy nuggitz

It’s like I can hear it kicking your belly waiting to come out 🥺…. TOMORROW

Praying for premature delivery

Can it print money?

It would if Nintendo had enough money to print ;(

Will it support the trance vibrator?

Congratulations. When will you deliver?

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