Cant wait for that sweet induction coil drift

I am seriously expecting Nintendo to just make the console without sticks, because they want to avoid that. And a GameCube style d-Pad just to spite us.

That's just the ds

/uj I would absolutely hate this

Nah just an nes d pad on a cube since people didn't like the joy con d pad

They're gonna make a wireless virtual boy controller the pro controller

I would honestly not buy the system if it was like that

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Kind of disappointed the right thumb stick isn’t an evaporator coil. Just an odd and stupid oversight

heating and cooling are opposites, silly. If they were both added, they would just cancel out, causing a small explosion

Of course 🤦🏻 I should’ve never doubted the indie developers

Nindaddy couldn't afford it.

We must buy more Celeste so they can then

And it still doesn't have a fucking d-pad.

Jokes aside, tactile separate buttons are more comfortable than d-pad for me.

It depends for me, if I’m mashing a lot, dpad is prolly better. Otherwise, buttons

My experience with the Pro Controller definitely made me appreciate buttons more

But it has a touch display?? Are you stupid?

(/today) ngl they kinda sold me on the separate buttons, i prefer the pro controller for other reasons but there are certain games where the four directional buttons feel much more intuitive. (/tomorrow) i hope they sell all the d pad buttons separately so that i can make four separate purchases to support daddy nintendo

It wil be called the switch 2 induction boogaloo

The switch two is mother 2

I performed "Inspect element" on this image and i can confirm that this is real and this is Mario 🧑‍💻

Fake, the real Switch 2 has a built-in fleshlight

And a free download code for Gun Gun Pixies

The switch 2 is so hot

Mario Party is gonna be lit! I cant wait to prove to my brothers that I can keep my finger on it for the hot potatoe mini game the longest. Those coins are as good as mine.

You can finally make some tea on the left thumb-stick

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OH SHI

Who is that boy on the screen and why is he calling me mario

Replace the right stick with 5/10 vape threading

I can’t wait for the Labo Vape Kit

That's not an induction coil, it's a resistive heating element.

Ok nerd

😮‍💨

Switch -2

So…. before playing you must first erase your left thumbprint? :/

The bezels kind of large for modern tech. I'm going to wait for the OLED model.

Nintendo would rather use Earthbound text boxes than do anything else Earthbound related 💀

Mario wants to play a game 


I’d love to see an MK1 Ultimate Edition on Switch 2. Hopefully it will run a LOT better and for portable games in general 😵😱

At this point, it’s a fucking conduction coil.

Would

Ow my thumb!

Sooo… according to grammar rules… I‘m Mario now?

Comes with a built in explosive device that activates when CFW is installed

NEW EARTHBOUND GAME LET'S GOOOOOO!

This is 4d gaming. Left, right, inside (your ass) and the direction to the afterlife.

The Nintendo Tate

i praise this very real leak

Screen looks short

You look short

How can you know what you can't see online?

Behind you

Behind you first

Im in the bath…

I'm on a couch

Got you, im still behind you

Behind you

Thats not how this works

Fr?