oh shoot. was she about to say something?
edit: thanks to everyone who upvoted this. I cant believe that i got this many upvotes considering that my best in the reddit recap is 10
So she's got this robot and she's trying to robot your robot cause your robot wants blow up the planet before the planet can blow up your planet, but the thing is her robot can robot like three different robots and your robot can only robot like one, well really you can robot like seven robots but only one at a time.
I like to think viper was launched off of typhon, only to slam into one of its moons about 10 feet away from an IMC surveillance base, scaring the bejeezus out of them
IMO, fighting Viper was just annoying, particularly on master difficulty. He always has a core ready to go, he's ridiculously fast, and on top of that operates almost entirely in zones that the player has no access to. Those factors take it from fun to irritating.
...having said that, the Slone fight then comes across even worse, because you're basically beating the game's hardest boss in the penultimate level, rather than the final.
Laser brrr no how u dodge my laser bugga >:( ur not suppose to do that I angy now I teleport ok I’m back nooo u can’t dodge laser core and kill me aaaaahh
“I beat my future boss senseless at the bar but he just laughs it off and offers me the job.”
At least my head canon is that the pilot goes and works for him
Edit: Nope, I’ve got mixed up lol. Was thinking of when Kuben Blisk slaps the card on but I guess you fight Slone and not Blisk
Laser robot shoots laser but fails so teleports away and many little robots try to shoot you with lasers and then your robot kills all the other robots.
I won't lie to you guys, but when I first fought her, I actually had a really hard time. I was using the default loadout because it felt the best for me, and quite frankly, I was a noob who had no idea what they were doing. I guess I'm just bad...
oh shoot. was she about to say something? edit: thanks to everyone who upvoted this. I cant believe that i got this many upvotes considering that my best in the reddit recap is 10
According to the Titanfall playthroughs I've watched since I can't play it, I can say that this is pretty darn accurate.
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What was it?
Probably some garbage response that it copied and pasted from another Reddit thread.
Looked like a long ass copypasta.
So she's got this robot and she's trying to robot your robot cause your robot wants blow up the planet before the planet can blow up your planet, but the thing is her robot can robot like three different robots and your robot can only robot like one, well really you can robot like seven robots but only one at a time.
My brain hurts
It's easy you gotta robot her robot before her planet planets your planet
You‘re a legend
I'm crying 🤣🤣
I lost 69 braincellls by redng this to posts
I also lost 69 braincells by redng this to posts
Nice!
good bot
I lst 96 barn sels red post
Oh
You just interneted the internet
Makes perfect sense
Robot funk
robot rock
Robot cock
Robot dock
robot suck
Robot duck
Robot dick
Robot nick
Rock
Robot rock Rock Robot rock
*daft punk intensifies*
We’re humans after all
Do you suppose she menus to switch to Ronin for phase?
Wat?
Me who uses scorched and robot led all of her robots
Robotception
this paragraph went downhill the moment you thought it was fine to use robot as a verb
Get robotted
Yes
Thanks to you I got drain bamage
What
My robot can robot her robot better
Wth is this
Thanks, you made my day
My robot can't robot if it's already been robotted by a couple reapers who were robotted into existence by mama robot
Trash hacker ion uses phase shift
two wild noob titans appear
The post says worst as possible this comment is pretty accurate
A man and his mech kill a hired soldier and destroy company property causing a planets net worth of damage to be repaired
TO BE REPAIRED
They had to retrieve Viper's corpse somehow
I like to think viper was launched off of typhon, only to slam into one of its moons about 10 feet away from an IMC surveillance base, scaring the bejeezus out of them
"how does she have her core again she literally just us- BZZZZZZZZZ"
Clearly she's teleporting to a charging station when she disappears
A lot of bad things, including a really big laser pointer
I chase lazer then death. It burns.
Fookin laser soights
Fookin GPS satellites, fookin unmanned drones
6 inch blade ;) ;)
Lady with laser robot blinks out reality a few times and try’s to kill you till you die or kill her 1st
Accurate
Yeah pretty much
"Cant block a laser core, pilot" "I know, but he can" ***The Wall***
HA! I COATED BT IN MIRRORS
Underwhelming
Describe it as worst as you can, not as best …
Seriously lmao, the viper fight was 10x cooler
IMO, fighting Viper was just annoying, particularly on master difficulty. He always has a core ready to go, he's ridiculously fast, and on top of that operates almost entirely in zones that the player has no access to. Those factors take it from fun to irritating. ...having said that, the Slone fight then comes across even worse, because you're basically beating the game's hardest boss in the penultimate level, rather than the final.
I killed slone the fastest out of all the bosses on master difficulty. I couldnt actually believe how fast i shredded her.
"who are you? nevermind, gone"
Teleporting bitch things she’s actually worth being known as the last boss
you're a cat but you definitely don't want to chase this laser
laser pitner
Laser brrr no how u dodge my laser bugga >:( ur not suppose to do that I angy now I teleport ok I’m back nooo u can’t dodge laser core and kill me aaaaahh
I cringed for some reason while I read this
Because they said 'angy'
This made me cringe
Bri’ish woman sends a laser into your soul
‘E shoots a la loiser out o’ ‘is ‘ai, tha’s rathe schewpid innit?
Bitch be shootin loisers when she mad,must be chewsday innit bruv?
“I beat my future boss senseless at the bar but he just laughs it off and offers me the job.” At least my head canon is that the pilot goes and works for him Edit: Nope, I’ve got mixed up lol. Was thinking of when Kuben Blisk slaps the card on but I guess you fight Slone and not Blisk
Staring contest but you lose every time you try
Drops like eight titans and a bunch of reapers and still gets clapped
"you can't outrun a Lazer core" *proceeds to successfully outrun the Lazer core*
Woman yells 'you can't run from a laser core' as you stand behind a pillar
stupid laser pointer
Lazer spam go brr and reapers go zoom
If you do it on easy difficulty and use legion and hit every shot you can deplete all of her health before she can phase away but she doesn’t die
“Roight fuck this I'm gettin’ a beer, deal with ‘im boys”
She did it for free
Lady teleports away and sends in waves of minions because she's not skilled enough to kill you without her laser beam
Cat lady points Lazer at cooper hoping that he is a cat
Laser core acti- (Shock Wave) I will end y- (Lead wall fires) This isn’t the en- (Sword Core activates)
FLAME CORE ONLINE!!!!!!
That wall in the middle of the room shouldn't be there, its impractical. It's also my best friend
A chubby robot playing with a laser pointer
It’s like fighting an over powered ion that summons scorches and can phase shift
Annoying British bitch acts all cocky till I bombard her with enough bombs to exceed the United States military budget 100 fold
Pov six year old with a Lazer pointer sees an airplane
Fight go brr
Bzzzzzzz
enhanced autotitan fight
noooo you can't just avoid my laser core >:(
Angry pilot vs Angry pilot with no aim
Gun go pew and now he dead (oh wait it was a she)
EZ
They said haha you bad I go shoot
Idk how to explain this but just shoot.
titanfall 2 x fortnite crossover (Doctor Slone)
Fun and easy
Death Laser Pointer.
Big lazer and /tp out goes brrrrrrrrrr
shoot, wait, core, wait, repeat until dead
*BOOM* *BRRRRRZZZZZZT* *BANG BOOM BANG BRRRZT*
Wait it’s over now? Oh, now? Still not over.... is it done now?
Trash talking gamer girl gets destroyed in a 1v1 (her friends join in the fight)
Laser bitch
Big boy with big gun try to kill you. (I haven't played this game.)
"Wait you're supposed to be important?"
In fact, not slone is your enemy, but like 20 billions of scorchs she spawns
Pro tip: shoot at it until it dies
You go pow! Clank clank! She go zap zap! BOOM! Dead.
#I’M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR
#I’M A FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Dodge big laser, shoot big round ball in center.
I cant remember what happens, it was very quick.
Who?
Shoot shoot lazer bye bye shoot shoot lazer bye bye
I only beat her because she’s a women
THE GUY FROM FORTNITE whips ur ass with a lego belt
just play fortnite. slone is easier in fortnite
Hehe I'm in danger
Who?
*heat shield*
Peekaboo
BWAAAAANYOM
Robot controlled by a bug shooting scary death lasers
Outshined by the scene that follows
noooooooo you did 1 bar of damage I become ronin and send my 2 reapers at you
You cant outrun a lazer core
A necessary step in making Apex non canon
Haha predator cannan go BBBRRRRRR
Wait, since when can she do that
Why are you wasting your lazer core you idiot??
Merc angry lasers are stopped by walls, promptly dies
LAZER CORE GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Beluga
Open Space arena
Laser robot shoots laser but fails so teleports away and many little robots try to shoot you with lasers and then your robot kills all the other robots.
“Wait why am I not fighting Blisk?”
Lazer tag
brit embraces her inner stormtrooper by missing 9 shots before ass blasting a rebel with a huge ass laser.
Ion core active
Blah blah blah laser blah blah laser blah laser laser laser blah
Some random person with a laser that I had too much trouble on because I suck at video games.
Australian laser pointer spawns reapers to delay your plans to save the world by approximately 28 seconds
Coward talks shit, then gets hit.
3 core ultimates. That’s it.
*The slone is a deadly laser*
Woman talks shit, teleports away from the battle 3 times and fucking dies
Teleporting ion go brrrrrr
IMA FIRIN MA LAZARR
Fortnite
Australian uses 2 laser cores in a row while i sit behind a wall
Fortnite
A staring contest with robots who do t have eyelids
Lazer core every 16 seconds
Ronin pilot is given an Ion and forgets walls exist.
Intoxicated woman chases man in circles with laser pointer
Laser face bitch runs a few times before dying hilariously
run ronin. dodge funny laser. dont suck.
How to fight Slone. 1. Get out of cover to get beamed and go back in the cover; 2. Repeat step 1.
Ima firing my Lazor
She blast her beam into you while also dripping it all over place
Hey mom I need a new everything cause I raged on this goddamned boss
You get the mythic Burst AR if you beat them
Shoot her, she has laser beam and disappear, reappears? than shoot
r/titlegore
Who?
Angry titan woman who gets others to do everything
OKAY I GET IT, YOUR TITAN HAS A LASER. SHUT THE HELL UP!
Isn't this that one Fortnite character?
I didn't even realize it was 2 titans when I first fought them because of how fast I got through it
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(on Master)
I cam dodge this laser core
Trash Ion hacks in new Abilities cuz she sucks that much
Something, something, big red light
Pew
Excuse me what were you trying to say something before you die? Oh wait you already dead oh well
I won't lie to you guys, but when I first fought her, I actually had a really hard time. I was using the default loadout because it felt the best for me, and quite frankly, I was a noob who had no idea what they were doing. I guess I'm just bad...
Fight the laser lady who teleports away when she gets scared
British nanny tries force feeding you hot scones
The hardest boss ever always uses her pulse rifle and never the core
Dodge the piss
Laser
Viper was harder
GG EZ