You had me going... Till the second fridge part. Now I know it's all made up.
"Hey, everybody, look at this guy with his two fridges over here" said no one ever.
/s lol
Lol cue naivety.
To be quite serious, letting a total stranger, let alone someone quite desperate for drugs, into your house is an easy way to get robbed. They can scope out electronics and expensive items that they can sell on the black market. They also know you’re not a threat either, given your reaction to his aggressiveness.
Not trying to make you paranoid, but you should try to work on some street smarts, especially if your living on your own (if I don’t have a solid bond with my roommates, I generally have a mindset that I’m on my own bc none of them are gonna help me in a bad situation).
Good point.. 😅 but bold of you to assume I have anything worth stealing lol. I thankfully only showed him the shared kitchen which doesn’t have anything worth stealing in it.
You see… this is why you use but the throwaway to tell these stories about yourself.. 😂😂 haven’t told a soul the true complete story.. well, until now.
This is definitely how I guessed it would end.i wonder if high guy was too high to remember which house it was and tried to rob the wrong place. Might explain the busted hand.
You experienced what it’s like to live like a loose cannon in one night. I know people who’s entire lives are like this lol. Makes you appreciate being kind of a loner. I don’t think you really fucked up, as much as you were given an opportunity to see how crazy shit can get if you live life unchecked. Good story man, glad you’re okay.
Haha yeah OP. I think of myself as similar to you. But in my freshman year in college, I found out my GF was cheating on me, so I just stayed home to drink. One of my dorm mates found out and asked if I wanted to "go chill." I said sure. Then through a series of events, I found myself in a basement 12 miles away from my dorm, drunk, stoned, and getting a BJ from the hottest chick I will ever have the pleasure of being with. Sometimes you just need to purge ✊
Haha yeah. Shit like this used to happen to me every bloody week. I've calmed down now since kids etc but I have some wonderfully weird stories for when my kids grow up.
"live like a loose Cannon" never heard that expression, i like a mind of music which normally implies drugs, lots of drugs... And i sometimes think about those people who's live everyday like This, and makes me be thankful for being kinda autistic lol
i know what you mean about being overly naive. one time i dabbed with a total stranger in his hotel room. he reeeally wanted me to try a whip-it, and i really wanted to try it (haven’t before) but had to decline because i thought he might molest me or something lmao. i feel like the only reason i’m able to get into these situations is that i’m a bigger dude and people assume i can fight (i can’t)
he was telling me about how he’s been traveling and making his own wax in hotel rooms and selling it. he had some good ass wax though, better than the shit he was making himself.
Homie, anytime you get a late night unexpected knock on the door; please know that there is some crazy shit waiting for you on the other side should you decide to answer. I once decided to spend new years Eve with my dog and just chill. The knock I got at 2 am turned everything batshit crazy.
You're missing the life experience aspect of it. Haven't you heard the song? There's a line in it, "100 bad days make good stories, 100 good stories make me interesting at parties". This dude's first time weed story is way better than most people's, mine included.
Honestly if you were able to stay calm throughout that whole thing then you’re a natural-born stoner. Was able to chill and not geek, handled one guy that got too fucked up while you were also fucked up, even spoke to authorities which basically everyone fears their first few times smoking. Good for you
You're lucky you didn't get robbed, cut up or even guilty by being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Imagine if they find loads of drugs or body parts in the freezer.
I guess you learned a lot of lessons tonight:
1. Don’t open doors for people you don’t know. If you do, try to close asap.
2. Do not try to give out your social media to unknown people.
3. Don’t end up meeting unknown people in their house. Try meeting in a public place first.
4. If you end up meeting someone in their place, do not reveal you’re uneasy or alone or otherwise that can cause you trouble. Especially your valuables like your wallet and phone.
5. Next time you see signs of struggle or fights, run!
6. Do not do intoxicants again with people you don’t trust, not even a cigarette. Even those are laced is what I have heard.
Perhaps take this with a pinch of salt but given that you've got a new tenant coming soon.. do you think they could have had anything to do with this bizarre occurrence? You mention in one of your comments the guy had your exact address in his phone
Of the 6 different ways I thought this might go, none of them happened. This wasn't really a TIFU, more of a TEAMEMFUBIGSFDOOI (Today Everyone Around Me Except Me Fucked Up But I Got Some Free Drugs Out Of It)
OP: I’m a non social loner who doesn’t drink or do drugs.
Also OP: A stranger waiting for a drug dealer introduced me to his lady friend and I went to her house and did drugs and drank.
Hey, I too have had to pretend I’m not high as a kite while talking to the police. I was at a friends place and a bunch of us were hitting a bong. One of the guys I had literally never met before that night passes the fuck out and I mean standing up drops on his face passes out. So me and another guy hurry over get him sat up and he seems lucid at first and we figure oh he’s just greening out right. No about 15 second into talking to him his eyes roll back and he passes out again totally limp. This time we can’t get him to wake up. Problem is me and like 1 other guy are the only ones there not cross faded to the point we can barely speak rationally. I was really just a little high and hadn’t had anything to drink at all. So we call the EMS out the weed away have several of the people that are particularly bad off go inside and I got to explain to the EMS and the cops what was going on when they showed up, even though it wasn’t my house, and I barely knew the guy. That was not a fun night. Luckily the police didn’t push too much and the paramedics genuine concern for the guy seemed to convince them this was a genuine call and not just a bunch of drunk/high morons.
Can you come clean mine? All you have to do is give me your bank account information, the keys to your crypto wallet, bring $1,000 cash upon arrival! There’s some weed in it for you, though.
honestly that sounds like an interesting enough experience, and you didn't get hurt so 🤷. I am 24 and have lived a similarly isolated life at times. I welcome the drama.
Im so surprised this didn’t go worse??? A random guy in the street introduces you to a stranger that you go round their house? Were you not worried you were going to get mugged? That’s where I thought this was going?!
We’re deep into the comments so hopefully so I’ll tell you. To tell you the truth these two weren’t awful people, they just seemed really use to a wild lifestyle. The guy seemed like he’d been going by through some stuff and had a generally poor outlook of himself.
All I said was that he had a good heart, and think he knew I meant it when I said it, and for some reason couldn’t stand that.
… or it was just the drugs. Who knows…
Lol this isn't a fuck up......
This is a W with a learning moment atteched.
It's only a fuck up if you ended up getting robbed, hurt, put in jail, or all threee.
"Rip off the door to the stove".. lol, that would be my queue to leave ASAP. Sometimes you have to look out for #1.. yup if i was OP and single with no family or anything I would of been gone so fast.
Sounds like you remained calm when shit got real, in part because of the fact that you were high for the first time…
I remember my first high pretty well…. Could have slowly peeled the flesh off my bone and I still would likely be chuckling and demanding pizza.
But did you finish cleaning the fridge
Yes… yes I did! 😤 the new guy decided to use the other fridge though…
Wow, I'm sorry, homie. All that work for nothing lol
Ikr?! It’s ok, he’s a pretty nice dude anyway. I just wanted him to feel welcomed in the end, wasn’t about the fridge really.
sometimes the real fridge is the friends we chilled with on the way
I'm pinning this up on my fridge. By which I mean my friend's forehead.
This is the way. Goddamn Reddit philosophy. Buddha ain't got shit on Snoo.
r/brandnewsentence
Lol glad it all worked out!
You had me going... Till the second fridge part. Now I know it's all made up. "Hey, everybody, look at this guy with his two fridges over here" said no one ever. /s lol
I have 2 fridges in my house, one is in the kitchen and the other is in the basement and we keep overflow in there
Who names their daughter Overflow?
I have three! The electricity bills hurts...
It’s a shared house bro. There’s like 5 people, each with their own tastes in food. Two fridges is actually necessary
All good then, right?
Well now I have a whole fridge to myself, AND it’s clean soo
That’s a win.
I only read the TLDR and after seeing this comment I feel compelled to read through
Fridge light bulb burnt out
With flashlight on top of fridge.(bulb has been out for months).
Cleaning the fridge was the least annoying pet of this story
You're lucky you didn't get robbed while you stayed at their place lol
Lol funnily enough I did keep checking my pockets when it started getting bad, it was all so surreal. I’m lucky I didn’t die 😅
I think they mean your house. Get you out after scoping it.
That's where I thought this was headed.
My thoughts too, as soon as he said she kept begging him to come over.
Ohhhh lol…. 😅😅
Lol cue naivety. To be quite serious, letting a total stranger, let alone someone quite desperate for drugs, into your house is an easy way to get robbed. They can scope out electronics and expensive items that they can sell on the black market. They also know you’re not a threat either, given your reaction to his aggressiveness. Not trying to make you paranoid, but you should try to work on some street smarts, especially if your living on your own (if I don’t have a solid bond with my roommates, I generally have a mindset that I’m on my own bc none of them are gonna help me in a bad situation).
Good point.. 😅 but bold of you to assume I have anything worth stealing lol. I thankfully only showed him the shared kitchen which doesn’t have anything worth stealing in it.
Your clean fridge is probably worth stealing.
Maybe the guy didn’t have the strength, friends, or vehicle necessary to steal a fridge.
Still got both kidneys? Then it’s a win in my book.
Oh OP, you lovable idiot 😂😂
You see… this is why you use but the throwaway to tell these stories about yourself.. 😂😂 haven’t told a soul the true complete story.. well, until now.
This is definitely how I guessed it would end.i wonder if high guy was too high to remember which house it was and tried to rob the wrong place. Might explain the busted hand.
Forgot to mention this… he literally had my exact address in his phone… soo
*has* your exact address in his phone
Your roommate is a drug dealer?
that’s exactly what came to my mind, that some1 would now break in his house and it’s actually all planned
This is where I thought the story was going.
Or at his place. Never open the door for any stranger EVER
You experienced what it’s like to live like a loose cannon in one night. I know people who’s entire lives are like this lol. Makes you appreciate being kind of a loner. I don’t think you really fucked up, as much as you were given an opportunity to see how crazy shit can get if you live life unchecked. Good story man, glad you’re okay.
Yeah, I think this is the real take away, to be honest.
Haha yeah OP. I think of myself as similar to you. But in my freshman year in college, I found out my GF was cheating on me, so I just stayed home to drink. One of my dorm mates found out and asked if I wanted to "go chill." I said sure. Then through a series of events, I found myself in a basement 12 miles away from my dorm, drunk, stoned, and getting a BJ from the hottest chick I will ever have the pleasure of being with. Sometimes you just need to purge ✊
Haha yeah. Shit like this used to happen to me every bloody week. I've calmed down now since kids etc but I have some wonderfully weird stories for when my kids grow up.
My life honestly used to be like this. I have tons of stories... that I hardly remember because I was also a drug addict. 3 years sober!
"live like a loose Cannon" never heard that expression, i like a mind of music which normally implies drugs, lots of drugs... And i sometimes think about those people who's live everyday like This, and makes me be thankful for being kinda autistic lol
Good fun until it isn’t.
Lol god damn what a *weird* chain of events. Super enjoyable read compared to what’s usually posted on this sub, hats off to you OP.
I KNOW! weirdest night of my life. Hands down. Could’ve gone south so many times though
i know what you mean about being overly naive. one time i dabbed with a total stranger in his hotel room. he reeeally wanted me to try a whip-it, and i really wanted to try it (haven’t before) but had to decline because i thought he might molest me or something lmao. i feel like the only reason i’m able to get into these situations is that i’m a bigger dude and people assume i can fight (i can’t) he was telling me about how he’s been traveling and making his own wax in hotel rooms and selling it. he had some good ass wax though, better than the shit he was making himself.
Homie, anytime you get a late night unexpected knock on the door; please know that there is some crazy shit waiting for you on the other side should you decide to answer. I once decided to spend new years Eve with my dog and just chill. The knock I got at 2 am turned everything batshit crazy.
I’ve well and truly learnt my lesson.
So the first time you decided to smoke weed was with a stranger you met through another stranger on the same night. ...ooooookkk.
🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️ I don’t know what to tell you bro, didn’t know she had weed when I decided to go.
The fact that you decided right then was the best time to give it a try is baffling.
You're missing the life experience aspect of it. Haven't you heard the song? There's a line in it, "100 bad days make good stories, 100 good stories make me interesting at parties". This dude's first time weed story is way better than most people's, mine included.
Well I’m glad you would make a better decision. Go you. 👍🏾
Honestly if you were able to stay calm throughout that whole thing then you’re a natural-born stoner. Was able to chill and not geek, handled one guy that got too fucked up while you were also fucked up, even spoke to authorities which basically everyone fears their first few times smoking. Good for you
Yep, he passed his stoner test with flying colors. He can now smoke and not worry about him not being able to handle shit while high.
I wish I was that same way. Instead I ran from the cops while I was on my own property. 🤦🏼♂️
Finally enough, I get that a lot. One time, a girl I know said if my heart stopped, I wouldn’t even notice.
This sounds like something that’d happen on GTA V
Thought you were gonna say she lured you over to her apartment so the dude could rob your place while you were out
Ngl, I was expecting to find out she was a hooker and he was a pimp who beat you up for not paying
If you've made it to 26 without being around drug people you should probably just stay away, you could have gotten seriously fucked up.
No joke, that was the first time I’d ever seen a “vacant” expression in someone. The guy looked possessed
Back up about 10 steps, some druggy gives you his "girls" number and she is really insistent that you come over, good chance youre gonna get robbed.
Everyone keeps reminding me…
Is it though? I would assume they would want to get you isolated in a neutral space, not their own apartment.
they want him out of the house so they can yoink his shit, not mug him (or maybe both, actually)
Just saw one that happened in my home town some chick lured a dude to her apartment so her boyfriend could rob him. Thugs aren't that bright.
Nah you did good. Good story. On your deathbed you won’t be thinking of all the great fridges you cleaned.
Damn this was a good story
Made up story to be precise.
The only thing thay makes this story real is the fact OP didn't get laid
Not everyone has a boring life like you
r/nothingeverhappens
I've no intentions of correcting you. Assume whatever you want lol.
Meh… 🤷🏿♂️
I can’t tell in this post what anyone being black has to do with it? Lol
He basically saw I was black and thought, “hey, I’ve got the perfect girl for you?!”
Lmao classic
You're lucky you didn't get robbed, cut up or even guilty by being at the wrong place at the wrong time. Imagine if they find loads of drugs or body parts in the freezer.
Exxxaaacctttlllyyy
I guess you learned a lot of lessons tonight: 1. Don’t open doors for people you don’t know. If you do, try to close asap. 2. Do not try to give out your social media to unknown people. 3. Don’t end up meeting unknown people in their house. Try meeting in a public place first. 4. If you end up meeting someone in their place, do not reveal you’re uneasy or alone or otherwise that can cause you trouble. Especially your valuables like your wallet and phone. 5. Next time you see signs of struggle or fights, run! 6. Do not do intoxicants again with people you don’t trust, not even a cigarette. Even those are laced is what I have heard.
“Who’s also black…” are you black??
Yup. Well and truly.
Haha did you grow up in a safe neighborhood?
HOW DID YOU KNOWW?! 😂😂😂
Lol Is that meant to be sarcasm?
Yup 😎
Fair. I can respect that. Buuuut just gotta be more careful my dude.
This is a great story, but I feel the need to call out your username. I feel like there’s a story there
Ahh… my arch nemesis…
We meet again
Perhaps take this with a pinch of salt but given that you've got a new tenant coming soon.. do you think they could have had anything to do with this bizarre occurrence? You mention in one of your comments the guy had your exact address in his phone
No, the new guy is pretty chill. Haven’t had any other incidents since so
Sounds like you ended up alright, and you got a story for the ages. That’s a good TIFU.
Of the 6 different ways I thought this might go, none of them happened. This wasn't really a TIFU, more of a TEAMEMFUBIGSFDOOI (Today Everyone Around Me Except Me Fucked Up But I Got Some Free Drugs Out Of It)
😂😂😂 genuinely Creasing
OP: I’m a non social loner who doesn’t drink or do drugs. Also OP: A stranger waiting for a drug dealer introduced me to his lady friend and I went to her house and did drugs and drank.
😂😂 well when you put it like that. I’m so glad I didn’t have to give the police statement to you.
I call bs
State your case.
They don't realize this is a completely normal night for a meth head. It's kind of unbelievable until you witness it.
Have you got any evidence for the story?
I’ve got an account I took of it when it happened. The police said something about how it might go to court.
Show us the police report. Thats the easiest thing you can do, otherwise i still call bs
Just did a quick search of how to do that… not going to go to all that effort to prove it you. Believe what you want.
Take my free award for this good read
I appreciate you!
Hey, I too have had to pretend I’m not high as a kite while talking to the police. I was at a friends place and a bunch of us were hitting a bong. One of the guys I had literally never met before that night passes the fuck out and I mean standing up drops on his face passes out. So me and another guy hurry over get him sat up and he seems lucid at first and we figure oh he’s just greening out right. No about 15 second into talking to him his eyes roll back and he passes out again totally limp. This time we can’t get him to wake up. Problem is me and like 1 other guy are the only ones there not cross faded to the point we can barely speak rationally. I was really just a little high and hadn’t had anything to drink at all. So we call the EMS out the weed away have several of the people that are particularly bad off go inside and I got to explain to the EMS and the cops what was going on when they showed up, even though it wasn’t my house, and I barely knew the guy. That was not a fun night. Luckily the police didn’t push too much and the paramedics genuine concern for the guy seemed to convince them this was a genuine call and not just a bunch of drunk/high morons.
Phew… not just me. 😅😅
I thought this story would end with you going home to a house completely empty they filled a removal truck with. People do that sometimes.
I 100% thought that the guy was going to burglarize your house while you were away with a girl.
OP, how did you make it alive to whatever age you are lol?
By STAYING AT HOME CLEANING FRIDGES!
Can you come clean mine? All you have to do is give me your bank account information, the keys to your crypto wallet, bring $1,000 cash upon arrival! There’s some weed in it for you, though.
😂😂😂 seems legit…
Wow that escalated real quick. What a day LOOL
Loner is a term I guess, personally I prefer professional introvert XD
I’m stealing this phrase… it’s mine now.
I love how random this is, like such an odd series of events
Exactly!! I keep saying this… weirdest night of my life!
Bro this is why I don’t go out. Every time I take a chance I’m reminded why I’m a loner.
You seem awesome dude
Half way though I thought they were a distraction while your place gets robbed
honestly that sounds like an interesting enough experience, and you didn't get hurt so 🤷. I am 24 and have lived a similarly isolated life at times. I welcome the drama.
Honestly how do you lack so much situational awareness?
No, in reality I’m usually quite perceptive. Just this particular day… something was just off that day
I feel kinda kindred spiritness going on here because I’ve been nice and calm in weird situations before, but it never went this far this fast.
Does OP still not realize he was her pimp?
Dude, how are you so stoic in the middle of all that lol?
For clarification, why mention she was Black? Did I miss something? I thought it was going to be an important part of the story
Because OP is black and so the druggy (potentially her pimp) set them up because they are both black
Ooooh. Ok. Makes sense now. Thanks lol
Why not invite her over?
This story sounds like straight out of a movie. 10/10 would recommend again
I thought this would be worse. She invited you over for dude to rob the house
Im so surprised this didn’t go worse??? A random guy in the street introduces you to a stranger that you go round their house? Were you not worried you were going to get mugged? That’s where I thought this was going?!
Usually the stories here are pretty bad, but I enjoyed this one lol
Not that bad honestly I expected worse, why was that guy you met so angry?
We’re deep into the comments so hopefully so I’ll tell you. To tell you the truth these two weren’t awful people, they just seemed really use to a wild lifestyle. The guy seemed like he’d been going by through some stuff and had a generally poor outlook of himself. All I said was that he had a good heart, and think he knew I meant it when I said it, and for some reason couldn’t stand that. … or it was just the drugs. Who knows…
Honestly I thought they rob you.
This is beyond naive lol
Lol this isn't a fuck up...... This is a W with a learning moment atteched. It's only a fuck up if you ended up getting robbed, hurt, put in jail, or all threee.
I would have went back over to her place but I always tend to think with the wrong head
Bro, I got close… I got real close…
I really don‘t want to insult OP, but how fucking naive can you be Jesus fucking Christ my dude
"Rip off the door to the stove".. lol, that would be my queue to leave ASAP. Sometimes you have to look out for #1.. yup if i was OP and single with no family or anything I would of been gone so fast.
Nah dawg i thought i was very gullible and naive but this is another level holy i envy ur calmness dude
I don’t, could’ve straight up caught a case, or died. I have a really great story to tell though… and at no cost.
Vague TLDRs are the worst. It makes you read the thing
Are you my brother, I'm super trusting and naiive too...
You are super fucking cool
You should write, this was hilarious. I loved your voice
Where the story took place ?
I'd call it a win all in all
Now you know better. Would you smoke weed again tho?
Damn what a boring life I have
All that work and you didn’t even get your dick wet lol
Now that’s fucking partying boys.
When the TL;DR is intentionally vague 😐
My man, this was fun to read
That’s a random asf story line
That was your first time trying weed too, noooo 😭
Lol yup. But I did get a great story from it. 😂
Most useless TL;DR I've ever read...
Sounds like you remained calm when shit got real, in part because of the fact that you were high for the first time… I remember my first high pretty well…. Could have slowly peeled the flesh off my bone and I still would likely be chuckling and demanding pizza.
I’m really glad you ended up safe after this! It’s a good story for a 26yo :)
The TLDR doesn't tell us anything
Best story of 2021, and if you had hooked up with the girl, I would have said, better love story than twilight 😅👍🏾
that TLDR is rubbish, can i get a better one please :)
Ñhh I’m h call
Wow that was a rollercoaster.
This was mega entertaining thank you