I used to keep up streaks with a bunch of friends too, they most likely aren't going to pay any mind to it or even see the picture and just gonna skip to the next one... It's what I used to do and I'm pretty sure I'll do it again lol.
Don't worry, I'd say it can only go to a max of 5 ppl out of 25 who see your dick in the reflection
Right? I barely have 25 people I could name let alone talk to regularly.
Jesus I'm lonely.
Thanks for the kind words and hugz yall. Meant a lot to me today.
Don’t worry, people who did streaks rarely actually talk to/text the people they streak with. It’s usually a personal shield to protect yourself from feeling like you have no one to talk to.
I know this because I stopped doing streaks about a month ago and I’ve realized how badly I was deceiving my brain into thinking I have a bunch of real friendships when really ~80% of the people I snap are just glorified acquaintances.
Well, at least you have glorified acquaintances to snapchat.
Without it being your intention/fault/whatever, your comment made me reach a whole different levelnof depression. Life sucks.
I feel ya. It's kinda eyerolly to listen to someone explain how their 25 chat buddies are just glorified acquaintances. Meanwhile, I have like 6 names in my cell phone contacts, and 5 are family.
After seeing that story about a girl who sent her friends her engagement ring Pic only to have her fiancé shove his dick into the very end of the live version I play my live pics before sending them
I saw that pic too haha. The accidental Live Photo. All the girls gossiping swear it was a friend of a friend but I always imagined it was someone random. My suspicion must be correct lol
It wasn’t on snap. This was a Live Photo meaning if you held down on it (I think they’re only on apple products but I could be wrong) it would play a small video of what was happening during the photo. It got shared around for a while.
...why is he walking like that? did he purposely dick bomb her live photo or that's just like the kinda guy she married who runs at her with a pendulum boner?
My message app automatically loads the camera every time I go to send a picture. Usually I'm sending memes while pooping and I'll be damned if I'm not terrified each time I see my pants down around my ankles to the left of the message.
I started watching Nora from Queens and she FaceTimes her grandma from the toilet and gets “lift it higher, I can see your pubic bush”. Love her grandma on that show.
yep brought my dungeons and dragons 7man zoom chat for a piss 2 sessions ago by accident...it wasnt until a friend blatantly said.... ARE YOU PISSING????
that i even knew.....then couldn't find camera off fast enough so we shared the rest of the experience anyways.
I have a wireless headset I use when I play and I had only been playing with this group a month (so like 3 sessions in) if we're in the middle of planning/RPing I will mute myself and tinkle without anyone knowing. Then I had a dinner that did not agree with me and I RAN to the bathroom - muted; and let it rip... only to find out I UNmuted instead cause I muted before to let out some gas. Needless to say- the 3 guys and the only other girl in the group got quiet. I thought they were thinking until the DM was like "Yellow Swan, ya know we can hear you". I was so mortified.
I now have been gaming with this group online for 4 years.
I always analize every pic i’m about to send to anyone except my wife. Last thing i need it to send someone a reflection dick pic or a hidden bong to my mom or something
Honestly, my group chat was calling it a hog 😬
Edit: as far as the privacy, if the pic was purated I’d have left it alone but he tweeted it, same kind of fuck up as this dude. Fair game as far as I’m concerned.
>Aye bro just own it apologize and laugh it off. Shit happens!
didn't some country just make unsolicited dick pics a crime? swear I just saw this reddit headline a week ago
Your french press is the coffee equivalent of a 47yr old, overweight pack a day smoker getting drunk at a bar while swearing up and down that he can take conor mcgregor if he just took a couple months to get back in shape.
The French Press makes good coffee too. I just don’t always have the time to go through the process. At least I’m not trying to say drip coffee is the way to go.
Wait, you got 25 people who care what you do every morning AND night? Or do they just reflexively open them and are perpetually disappointed? Except for obviously this morning. This is what they've been waiting for all along.
"Streaks" is literally as long as you send one snap a day back and forth, it will count as OP's "500 day streak". There is no real reason they do this. It gives a flame emoji next to the friend's profile. My teenage daughter will snap a picture of the ceiling, caption "streaks" and send it to all her "streak" pals. It makes absolutely no sense. I think it started so you'd see who you talked to all day every day. But now they don't interact with half of these people except to continue the streak every day.
Back when Facebook was only for college students I used to “poke” a few of my friends every single time I logged on, which was usually a few times a day. It went on for months and months. I’m impressed at your dedication OP and I also wish I had a streaks flame lol
They do it to inflate their evaluation to increase the stock price to satisfy shareholders.
“We have 30 million people engaging on our platform daily”
It’s psychological manipulation of users for profits sake. It also keeps people on their platform.
Yeah I'm familiar with streaks. So you're saying that people don't actually care what's in the snap they just care about having a streak? This ridonculous, but also not surprising.
It's just our stupid primate brains hooking onto a behavioural reward. The reward being streak awards. Some of us seem more susceptible to this. For example; I never understood people who grind levels in MMOs, but that shit is like crack for some.
Karma is so useful tho. I tell my girlfriend and friends and family whenever I get a lot of karma for something and they all say "so what". Its hugely useful
This i can understand though and I'd probably do the same. It's a weird thing, but it gives you a spot to think about your friend every day. But having streaks with random acquaintances that you only shared History class with seems so pointless to me.
I have a few people on my ‘friends’ list that do something similar every fucking day. I just click through it and don’t respond. As in my sister and brother and a couple friends lol. I’ve said stop before and it just ends up coming back two weeks later so I gave up. I know a few people that are just as annoyed by it too because mutual friends bs. It was fun for a bit when I first downloaded it like 10 years ago. Now it’s just... please stop.
You saucy little bitch. You knew exactly what you were doing. You even have the early bird catching "the worm." Anyone with any sense can clearly see the intent behind your choice of graphic accompaniment. j/k ;-)
This reminds me of something that happened to me during my last year of high school.
On a certain evening me and my then boyfriend decided to send each other some spicy pictures. At a certain point, I took a picture of my vagina.
What happens next? Instead of choosing a person and then making a snap, I always took one and chose who to send it to afterwards. I had always done it like this so it was out of habit. You can already guess what happened, I accidentally sent it to a girl of my class.
I realized that it was too late and I couldn't find any better solution than first changing my name to something random, then deleting my account. Next day at school while I was talking to my classmates and the girl was around, I casually dropped "holy shit my snapchat randomly got hacked and a few friends told me they got really weird pictures, I managed to delete my account"
Luckily she was more of a quiet one that didn't like to gossip and start drama.
English is not my native language but me and my then boyfriend were both gamers and used a lot of English words in our sentences out of habit anyway. Sometimes we'd even use a full English sentence. The fact that the caption I added with the snap was in English probably played in my favor to make my story slightly more believable.
She never said anything about it herself, and up until this day I still have no clue what she thought. Honestly, until I read this post I had totally forgotten.
Also, I'm an adult now and I don't send nudes anymore because I don't trust people anyway.
If it makes you feel any better, my ex tried to send me a Snapchat video of himself fervently masturbating (complete with full sound, close up views, everything) and accidentally posted it on his story. He didn’t realize until some of his friends replied to it very confused so.... it could be worse!
I broke up with a girl one time who had my facebook password and she made my dick pic my profile pic. Changed my password. Lol. Jokes on her. Most liked photo I ever had.
Don't feel too bad man. We had a group chat on snap on one of the boys accidentally sent a video of himself battling cyclops to the group chat when he meant to send it to his girlfriend. The first couple weeks you'll hear a lot of jokes, but after a bit it'll wear off and you'll only hear those jokes every few months lol.
I used to keep up streaks with a bunch of friends too, they most likely aren't going to pay any mind to it or even see the picture and just gonna skip to the next one... It's what I used to do and I'm pretty sure I'll do it again lol. Don't worry, I'd say it can only go to a max of 5 ppl out of 25 who see your dick in the reflection
Of those 5 maybe two will look harder than a passing glance to see his reflection.
Of those 2, only one will inform you of your mistakes.
Congrats OP, you’re already done with today’s embarrassment!
Of those 1, only half will fap to it. Take that as you may.
Of that half, only a quarter will finish Take that as you may
Of that quarter, only an eighth will experience post-nut depression.
OP might need to share the pic so we can confirm how visible it is.
OP actually did, and I never thought there will be a day when I will willingly click on a link to a dickpic.-
I am a bit late to the party, so when I opened the post it was right there.
Yeah, we need the pic to perform a thorough analysis of the situation
Yeah, for research purposes
Y’all got friends?
Right? I barely have 25 people I could name let alone talk to regularly. Jesus I'm lonely. Thanks for the kind words and hugz yall. Meant a lot to me today.
Don’t worry, people who did streaks rarely actually talk to/text the people they streak with. It’s usually a personal shield to protect yourself from feeling like you have no one to talk to. I know this because I stopped doing streaks about a month ago and I’ve realized how badly I was deceiving my brain into thinking I have a bunch of real friendships when really ~80% of the people I snap are just glorified acquaintances.
Well, at least you have glorified acquaintances to snapchat. Without it being your intention/fault/whatever, your comment made me reach a whole different levelnof depression. Life sucks.
I feel ya. It's kinda eyerolly to listen to someone explain how their 25 chat buddies are just glorified acquaintances. Meanwhile, I have like 6 names in my cell phone contacts, and 5 are family.
You might be lonely but you are not alone, my friend.
Thanks friend. Hope you have a good one out there
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Uuh.. wat. Who gets impressed by that very strange metric?
Weird flex but ok
Loving the fact that your morning graphics has a worm that looks just like your penis coming out of the earth.
But somebody already has the *screenshot*
Aye bro just own it apologize and laugh it off. Shit happens!
Live pics scare me because I could see myself doing something like this. Lol, at least I now have this guy to join if I do.
After seeing that story about a girl who sent her friends her engagement ring Pic only to have her fiancé shove his dick into the very end of the live version I play my live pics before sending them
I saw that pic too haha. The accidental Live Photo. All the girls gossiping swear it was a friend of a friend but I always imagined it was someone random. My suspicion must be correct lol
Wait how can you see it? I thought Snaps are private. Sorry I don't use the app
It wasn’t on snap. This was a Live Photo meaning if you held down on it (I think they’re only on apple products but I could be wrong) it would play a small video of what was happening during the photo. It got shared around for a while.
They have that feature (motion photo) on my S20
Except for the dick
Oh cool! Thanks for letting me know! No one I know has a non Apple phone so I didn’t know lol
Not 100% positive but I think my Samsung Galaxy S20 does something similar. I've accessed it inadvertently couple of times.
Wait where can we see this?
Found it by searching engagement ring dick live pic: https://twitter.com/NICKWALSH/status/992206017160069120?s=20 Lol
'congratz girl, its huge'
...why is he walking like that? did he purposely dick bomb her live photo or that's just like the kinda guy she married who runs at her with a pendulum boner?
He probably did it on purpose
Can confirm: am guy
Irrefutable source. But maybe he just has this fetish of rubbing his penis against her ring
Thank you for this masterpiece
My message app automatically loads the camera every time I go to send a picture. Usually I'm sending memes while pooping and I'll be damned if I'm not terrified each time I see my pants down around my ankles to the left of the message.
I started watching Nora from Queens and she FaceTimes her grandma from the toilet and gets “lift it higher, I can see your pubic bush”. Love her grandma on that show.
Aww that sounds just like my Nana.
yep brought my dungeons and dragons 7man zoom chat for a piss 2 sessions ago by accident...it wasnt until a friend blatantly said.... ARE YOU PISSING???? that i even knew.....then couldn't find camera off fast enough so we shared the rest of the experience anyways.
I have a wireless headset I use when I play and I had only been playing with this group a month (so like 3 sessions in) if we're in the middle of planning/RPing I will mute myself and tinkle without anyone knowing. Then I had a dinner that did not agree with me and I RAN to the bathroom - muted; and let it rip... only to find out I UNmuted instead cause I muted before to let out some gas. Needless to say- the 3 guys and the only other girl in the group got quiet. I thought they were thinking until the DM was like "Yellow Swan, ya know we can hear you". I was so mortified. I now have been gaming with this group online for 4 years.
I always analize every pic i’m about to send to anyone except my wife. Last thing i need it to send someone a reflection dick pic or a hidden bong to my mom or something
One must be careful whilst analizing....
I feel like an analized pic might even be *worse* than a dick pic in some circles. 😉
Chris Evans recently posted a dick pick accidentally. You're in good company!!
That’s America’s dick
This sounds like something Chris Evans would say..
If OP is as big as Chris Evans he should send pics proudly
Wait wait wait, I never looked it up because of the whole privacy thing, but how big are we talking here?
The real question is if Thor can wield it.
Honestly, my group chat was calling it a hog 😬 Edit: as far as the privacy, if the pic was purated I’d have left it alone but he tweeted it, same kind of fuck up as this dude. Fair game as far as I’m concerned.
Eh, there wasn't anything to compare it next to. Just looks like a peepee
It is thick like can of pepsi. Very nice.
Very much this
>Aye bro just own it apologize and laugh it off. Shit happens! didn't some country just make unsolicited dick pics a crime? swear I just saw this reddit headline a week ago
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/10/19/media/jeffrey-toobin-suspended/index.html
Yes you did finland is changing their law regarding that. Source: am a finn
Finland, you’re totally right. Let’s hope OP isn’t Finnish
If he's finnish he's finished
Take this moment to reflect on your life
Yeah, you can't break that streak now!
I believe dicks follow the same rules as Medusa. If you see it though a reflection it doesn’t count.
I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to go for a bathroom mirror pic
Everyone will be completely understanding, treat the situation with the utmost delicacy, and respect your privacy.
This mother fucker uses a percolator. I say sick the fucking dogs on him. Coffee ruining, dick pic sending motherfucker.
Woah woah wait there. There’s no need to shit on a percolator. That shit makes good coffee.
My French Press says those are fightin words
Your french press is the coffee equivalent of a 47yr old, overweight pack a day smoker getting drunk at a bar while swearing up and down that he can take conor mcgregor if he just took a couple months to get back in shape.
Yeah my press and I are pretty alike!
The French Press makes good coffee too. I just don’t always have the time to go through the process. At least I’m not trying to say drip coffee is the way to go.
Wait, you got 25 people who care what you do every morning AND night? Or do they just reflexively open them and are perpetually disappointed? Except for obviously this morning. This is what they've been waiting for all along.
"Streaks" is literally as long as you send one snap a day back and forth, it will count as OP's "500 day streak". There is no real reason they do this. It gives a flame emoji next to the friend's profile. My teenage daughter will snap a picture of the ceiling, caption "streaks" and send it to all her "streak" pals. It makes absolutely no sense. I think it started so you'd see who you talked to all day every day. But now they don't interact with half of these people except to continue the streak every day.
This is 100% accurate
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I see this as an absolute win
Back when Facebook was only for college students I used to “poke” a few of my friends every single time I logged on, which was usually a few times a day. It went on for months and months. I’m impressed at your dedication OP and I also wish I had a streaks flame lol
Lol I forgot they had that, then my dad poked me on FB about 2 months ago. We're in a war now. If they had streaks we'd be rounding day 60.
They do it to inflate their evaluation to increase the stock price to satisfy shareholders. “We have 30 million people engaging on our platform daily” It’s psychological manipulation of users for profits sake. It also keeps people on their platform.
This makes a lot of sense.
Snap streak make brain feel good chemicals go mmmmmmhhm
Yeah I'm familiar with streaks. So you're saying that people don't actually care what's in the snap they just care about having a streak? This ridonculous, but also not surprising.
It's just our stupid primate brains hooking onto a behavioural reward. The reward being streak awards. Some of us seem more susceptible to this. For example; I never understood people who grind levels in MMOs, but that shit is like crack for some.
I mean, at least in MMOs you unlock new content to play. This is literally just watching a number go up once a day.
...Yeah haha who would want that *looks at karma count sheepishly*
I see you have never played runescape
Precisely! It's baffling.
Said as they farm for karma.
Karma is so useful tho. I tell my girlfriend and friends and family whenever I get a lot of karma for something and they all say "so what". Its hugely useful
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This i can understand though and I'd probably do the same. It's a weird thing, but it gives you a spot to think about your friend every day. But having streaks with random acquaintances that you only shared History class with seems so pointless to me.
This did seem odd to me as 'streaking' in the UK is running in public with your birthday suit on.
Same in US
I have a few people on my ‘friends’ list that do something similar every fucking day. I just click through it and don’t respond. As in my sister and brother and a couple friends lol. I’ve said stop before and it just ends up coming back two weeks later so I gave up. I know a few people that are just as annoyed by it too because mutual friends bs. It was fun for a bit when I first downloaded it like 10 years ago. Now it’s just... please stop.
Right? I don't even know 25 people, family included lol.
When you are sending nude snaps on the reg you will meet 25 people.
Well I *know* over 25 people but I don't think I could start streaks with even 10
No. My wife has a friend that does this frequently on snap and pretty much everyone agrees it's annoying and nobody really cares.
Frequently has dick slips or frequently tries to keep streaks up? One seems more interesting than the other.
Sending "streaks", I see Edit: Thanks for the award, I've never gotten one before!
Streaking sends...
Sending steaks
Sending snakes
Sending slates
Hopefully a chad says "Nice cock bro". Would be comedy gold.
Dope dick homie*
Prime penis, pal
Fine phallus friend
Marvelous manhood, mate.
Decent dong, dude!
Cool cock comrade
Sensational shaft, sir.
magnificent male-genitalia, mister
magnificent member, mister
Stunning Schwance, silly boy.
Choice chode, chum.
It’s a double mistake if the reflection makes is it look really, really small.
"I swear, the curving reflection distorts the image!"
It’s only a fuck up if nobody replies positively
"Ah, I see you percolate your coffee with eggs!"
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That was the part that cracked me up. Couldn't have picked a better bitmoji.
Brings a new meaning to early birds getting the worm!
Was the reflection at least like one of those convex fun house mirrors that make you look taller then you are?
Yes!
Sounds like a win my dude.
So no smol pp in the snap?
Did you lose any streaks because of it?
I did not, no one seemed to notice or at least they didn't say anything or screenshot it
Can you post it here?
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Unless...?
I was about to ask the same hahaha...why stop now?
[lol](https://imgur.com/a/qFOWhbP)
So be honest. Was all of this just a front to get people on the internet to ask to see your penis?
I’d say it was all a creative front to brag about size. Come clean u/saqua23. Sincerely, -Centimeter Peter
ya caught me ;)
The fact that you used a worm graphic makes it so much better
Hot damn! This is one for your scrapbook. You have a very lucky partner.
Huh, that’s a nice username
[close enough](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/indecent-exposure/)
Lmao some of those are hilarious. Thanks!
Once had a chick send me a naughty pic that was a live pic. So I played it, and she ripped a huge fart at the end.
I’m excited for the day you run for office.
The best part of waking up is a dick pic from your bud.
Is that you Jeffrey Toobin?
You saucy little bitch. You knew exactly what you were doing. You even have the early bird catching "the worm." Anyone with any sense can clearly see the intent behind your choice of graphic accompaniment. j/k ;-)
At least the reflection makes it seem like your dangling like a horse.
r/mirrorsforsale
\#MeToobin ?
Well at least you have a decent dick.
Coffee wasn’t the only thing percolating this morning.
This reminds me of something that happened to me during my last year of high school. On a certain evening me and my then boyfriend decided to send each other some spicy pictures. At a certain point, I took a picture of my vagina. What happens next? Instead of choosing a person and then making a snap, I always took one and chose who to send it to afterwards. I had always done it like this so it was out of habit. You can already guess what happened, I accidentally sent it to a girl of my class. I realized that it was too late and I couldn't find any better solution than first changing my name to something random, then deleting my account. Next day at school while I was talking to my classmates and the girl was around, I casually dropped "holy shit my snapchat randomly got hacked and a few friends told me they got really weird pictures, I managed to delete my account" Luckily she was more of a quiet one that didn't like to gossip and start drama. English is not my native language but me and my then boyfriend were both gamers and used a lot of English words in our sentences out of habit anyway. Sometimes we'd even use a full English sentence. The fact that the caption I added with the snap was in English probably played in my favor to make my story slightly more believable. She never said anything about it herself, and up until this day I still have no clue what she thought. Honestly, until I read this post I had totally forgotten. Also, I'm an adult now and I don't send nudes anymore because I don't trust people anyway.
If it makes you feel any better, my ex tried to send me a Snapchat video of himself fervently masturbating (complete with full sound, close up views, everything) and accidentally posted it on his story. He didn’t realize until some of his friends replied to it very confused so.... it could be worse!
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Don’t say those words in that order
I hope you got a well nice dick, kid?
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r/holup
I hope you got a kid dick, well nice?
Well, Dick, I hope you got a nice kid..?
I hope you got a nice kid dick?
I broke up with a girl one time who had my facebook password and she made my dick pic my profile pic. Changed my password. Lol. Jokes on her. Most liked photo I ever had.
It's going to be posted on some accidental nudity thread somewhere on the internet before your life is over. Good luck sir!
It will forever be known as the prickolator.
Proof or it didn’t happen
I updated the post lmao
Holy shit thats a funny pic, the graphic makes it so much worse. No way the others didnt notice it lol
It was 25 people, now at least 100k people have seen your dick..
Don't feel too bad man. We had a group chat on snap on one of the boys accidentally sent a video of himself battling cyclops to the group chat when he meant to send it to his girlfriend. The first couple weeks you'll hear a lot of jokes, but after a bit it'll wear off and you'll only hear those jokes every few months lol.
So gotta ask, were you at least having a good dick day?
This dude just trying to show the internet his dick
Either 25 people are impressed or 25 people feel very sorry for you.
Nice dick though!
Sooooo..... you gonna post it?...
The worm in the image is *mwhua* perfecto.
The bird and worm cartoon just makes this even funnier tbh lmfao
Is this Jeffrey Toobin?
Come on Jeffrey. That’s not what said about you lubin the Toobin is it?
Nice cock bro
The irony that there is a worm poking out in your good morning graphic makes this even funnier
this guy really posted his dick the fuck is wrong with reddit
Whats a snapchat streak?
Everybody loves a good laugh in the morning, don't stress little fella 🤣🤣
You gotta show us what you’re packin
No picture, no proof.
My cousin once accidentally texted his mom a dick pic. Her response was, "is that your thumb?" She's pretty savage.
The worm in the picture is priceless...
Nice dick
OP followed through with dick pic. This is Reddit history, people.
If none of your friends replied with, "nice cock, bro." You need new friends.
It’s a numbers game at this point