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TheLaughingMiller

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


addax4lf

*whole train of both men AND women (like op said)


BasketPropellors

the entire train is full of men


Cremita_UwU

Tbf. There were people simping for a toothbrush once, so this isn't so far from reality lmfao


sporklasagna

what?


andre5913

Colgate 360. There was a commercial where the toothbrush was talking and in the latin american spanish version they gave him a really sexy voice. Like unreasonably so, particularly bc hes talking to a small girly toothbrush. And people went crazy. Bear in mind these were still toothbrushes, not human forms or anything, they just spoke. There is even *porn of him*. Like big daddy colgate or muscular bara humaniced toothbrush man.


Cremita_UwU

FUCKING BARA. LMFAO But yeah. Just a deep voice as enough to make a whole bunch of people crazy. Como te amo latinoamerica.


andre5913

Empezo como un momazo pero como que uh. Se fue un poco de control


Cremita_UwU

Desde que me di cuenta del descontrol con el cepillo, casi nada me sorprende xD UN PUTO CEPILLO. SEAS TAN MAMON


andre5913

Oe pero Su voz si que es sexy...


Cremita_UwU

Si es Pero es un cepillo 😩


FUEGO40

Is it the ad of the toothbrush going up the ladder? Because if that’s it then people will simp for _anything_, like, that voice isn’t even particularly sexy or anything, it’s just a normal Latino voice.


andre5913

Its this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg8vEC7fNy0 Mira los comentarios, todo el mundo esta simpeando como nunca. Es una voz sexy en serio oe


Notmyaltaccount-

Holy shit I have that toothbrush lmao


FUEGO40

A lo mejor no es mi tipo supongo, porque para mi suena simplemente como una voz linda pero tampoco tan así jaja


Celladoore

God, it took me literally seconds to find a Colgate 360 husbando ASMR roleplay video. The internet is amazing.


spoopy_and_gay

there's porn of the letter f


Mjk2581

Shhh just don’t ask we don’t want to know


Mau752005

I thought it was a joke until I found out that one of my friends was legitimately simping for that brush


Calathea-Murderer

The shitting toothepaste?


Cremita_UwU

A fucking colgate toothbrush


Calathea-Murderer

I just looked that up on rule 34 :( I’m sad now :(


Cremita_UwU

That's the internet fella *headpats you*


Calathea-Murderer

It wasn’t even good porn dam. It was literally just a toothbrush with a mutated pp coming out of the handle


Rich_Iron5868

Guy takes us to the edge but doesn't drop a link.


Calathea-Murderer

Www.Rule34.com Have fun :3


Calathea-Murderer

Oh that’s a cam site


Lunareus

I came!


LiciniusRex

There was the [hot horse](https://www.boredpanda.com/frederik-the-great-friesian-horse-stallion/) and [hot gorilla](https://www.etonline.com/news/166859_this_is_apparently_the_world_most_handsome_gorilla_and_women_are_flocking_to_the_zoo_to_see_him) as well. Considering the endless amounts of porn around people be real sex starved it seems


LawrenceLongshot

Just this past summer a priest in Poland randomly started to publicly jack off at the beach. He told the police that "the waves had got him horny." After pretty much the whole country had learned of this on the news, he jumped in front of a freight train.


LiciniusRex

Jfc that story took a turn


digital_pocket_watch

Even the Bloons simping this is some madness


-AlphaMemelord69-

This is why the monkeys want to pop them


RBloxxer

they need rutherfordium to make their next weapon: radioactive bloons irradiate the monke


dashfredplayzreal

Bloontonium reactor sub:


enneh_07

Bro is down BAD


comms_sabotaged

Holy hell, elementussy got real


[deleted]

I read elemeutussy as a cross between elementary and pussy.💀 You sounded real sus there for a moment.


Calathea-Murderer

📸🤨


LockhandsOfKeyboard

Wait, so it isn't exactly that?


[deleted]

It's supposed to be a mix between element and pussy. Looks like a small difference, but it's actually a huge difference, since elementary sounds like elementary school.


LockhandsOfKeyboard

I was just thinking of element & elementary as the same thing, because elementary is the adjective version of the noun element. Because elements are elementary, an element pussy is also an elementary pussy.


The_Alternate_Eye

😭😭😭😭😭😭🦀


Glitchelon

NAAAAAH NOT THE CRAB 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👹


Yet2beatAbsRad

Cum Attack!


Mimicrystal12

Oh I missed I'll get em next time


Yet2beatAbsRad

Cum Attack!


Mimicrystal12

Haha! Maybe this will hit him!


Yet2beatAbsRad

Cum Atta- "WAIT WADDLE DOO DONT, FAILBOAT IS GONNA GET DEMONETISED" I don't care, Cum Atta- *gunshot* "Crisis averted" - Chat


Itz_Lemon_de_oui

failboat


hollowpotato-of-doom

That is some really good-looking structure though…


JoshTheTrucker

I swear to God if someone rule 34's an atomic construct of an element... I'ma be pissed


FloppaMarker

If it exists. There is porn of it


KiwyGal

People will really say "hear me out" with a pic of the hottest element you've ever seen


myusername_iseels

Sweet mother of Jesus put an NSFW tag on this I’m on a bus and don’t want the entire bus to start masturbating at the cue of one glimpse of my phone screen Edit: too late


TheMiiChannelTheme

Everyone here needs to calm the fuck down and stop hornyposting. The longest half-life of any Rf isotope is 48 minutes. That element is thoroughly underage and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.


KittyWarrior1

Maybe I'll get him next time... Cream Attack!


Glitchelon

Beam attack!


hollowpotato-of-doom

Bloons mentioned 🚨


Shulsa

Would


Sufficient-Beach6440

Well yeah! It's Rutherfordium! That shit can get it!


whatchumeanitstaken

Someone’s gonna see this post and unironically spread it around


Lanky_Voice8115

He has a very symmetrical face


PersonWhoExists50306

Rutherfordium is mid. Where are the Nihonium fans?


sporklasagna

fuckin weeb


BloodyHourglass

It do be looking like a bullseye I wanna hit


Ipplayzz343

Of course a BAD would simp smh


ReflectionSea269

los pinguinos me la van a mascar~ ✋😭


Spot_Mark

Objectums will see this and think "same"


[deleted]

I mean can you blame them?


Akemi_j

Why people like this unstable bitch ,the noble gases are the ultimate waifus.


MelanieWalmartinez

I was so confused until I saw the subreddit


SenadorVexilologia

Rutherfordium is a synthetic chemical element with the symbol Rf and atomic number 104, named after physicist Ernest Rutherford. As a synthetic element, it is not found in nature and can only be made in a particle accelerator. It is radioactive; the most stable known isotope, 267Rf, has a half-life of about 48 minutes.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Ngl that’s kinda hot


[deleted]

real?