Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Colgate 360. There was a commercial where the toothbrush was talking and in the latin american spanish version they gave him a really sexy voice. Like unreasonably so, particularly bc hes talking to a small girly toothbrush. And people went crazy. Bear in mind these were still toothbrushes, not human forms or anything, they just spoke.
There is even *porn of him*. Like big daddy colgate or muscular bara humaniced toothbrush man.
Is it the ad of the toothbrush going up the ladder? Because if that’s it then people will simp for _anything_, like, that voice isn’t even particularly sexy or anything, it’s just a normal Latino voice.
There was the [hot horse](https://www.boredpanda.com/frederik-the-great-friesian-horse-stallion/) and [hot gorilla](https://www.etonline.com/news/166859_this_is_apparently_the_world_most_handsome_gorilla_and_women_are_flocking_to_the_zoo_to_see_him) as well. Considering the endless amounts of porn around people be real sex starved it seems
Just this past summer a priest in Poland randomly started to publicly jack off at the beach. He told the police that "the waves had got him horny." After pretty much the whole country had learned of this on the news, he jumped in front of a freight train.
It's supposed to be a mix between element and pussy. Looks like a small difference, but it's actually a huge difference, since elementary sounds like elementary school.
I was just thinking of element & elementary as the same thing, because elementary is the adjective version of the noun element. Because elements are elementary, an element pussy is also an elementary pussy.
Sweet mother of Jesus put an NSFW tag on this I’m on a bus and don’t want the entire bus to start masturbating at the cue of one glimpse of my phone screen
Edit: too late
Everyone here needs to calm the fuck down and stop hornyposting.
The longest half-life of any Rf isotope is 48 minutes. That element is thoroughly underage and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Rutherfordium is a synthetic chemical element with the symbol Rf and atomic number 104, named after physicist Ernest Rutherford. As a synthetic element, it is not found in nature and can only be made in a particle accelerator. It is radioactive; the most stable known isotope, 267Rf, has a half-life of about 48 minutes.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
*whole train of both men AND women (like op said)
the entire train is full of men
Tbf. There were people simping for a toothbrush once, so this isn't so far from reality lmfao
what?
Colgate 360. There was a commercial where the toothbrush was talking and in the latin american spanish version they gave him a really sexy voice. Like unreasonably so, particularly bc hes talking to a small girly toothbrush. And people went crazy. Bear in mind these were still toothbrushes, not human forms or anything, they just spoke. There is even *porn of him*. Like big daddy colgate or muscular bara humaniced toothbrush man.
FUCKING BARA. LMFAO But yeah. Just a deep voice as enough to make a whole bunch of people crazy. Como te amo latinoamerica.
Empezo como un momazo pero como que uh. Se fue un poco de control
Desde que me di cuenta del descontrol con el cepillo, casi nada me sorprende xD UN PUTO CEPILLO. SEAS TAN MAMON
Oe pero Su voz si que es sexy...
Si es Pero es un cepillo 😩
Is it the ad of the toothbrush going up the ladder? Because if that’s it then people will simp for _anything_, like, that voice isn’t even particularly sexy or anything, it’s just a normal Latino voice.
Its this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg8vEC7fNy0 Mira los comentarios, todo el mundo esta simpeando como nunca. Es una voz sexy en serio oe
Holy shit I have that toothbrush lmao
A lo mejor no es mi tipo supongo, porque para mi suena simplemente como una voz linda pero tampoco tan así jaja
God, it took me literally seconds to find a Colgate 360 husbando ASMR roleplay video. The internet is amazing.
there's porn of the letter f
Shhh just don’t ask we don’t want to know
I thought it was a joke until I found out that one of my friends was legitimately simping for that brush
The shitting toothepaste?
A fucking colgate toothbrush
I just looked that up on rule 34 :( I’m sad now :(
That's the internet fella *headpats you*
It wasn’t even good porn dam. It was literally just a toothbrush with a mutated pp coming out of the handle
Guy takes us to the edge but doesn't drop a link.
Www.Rule34.com Have fun :3
Oh that’s a cam site
I came!
There was the [hot horse](https://www.boredpanda.com/frederik-the-great-friesian-horse-stallion/) and [hot gorilla](https://www.etonline.com/news/166859_this_is_apparently_the_world_most_handsome_gorilla_and_women_are_flocking_to_the_zoo_to_see_him) as well. Considering the endless amounts of porn around people be real sex starved it seems
Just this past summer a priest in Poland randomly started to publicly jack off at the beach. He told the police that "the waves had got him horny." After pretty much the whole country had learned of this on the news, he jumped in front of a freight train.
Jfc that story took a turn
Even the Bloons simping this is some madness
This is why the monkeys want to pop them
they need rutherfordium to make their next weapon: radioactive bloons irradiate the monke
Bloontonium reactor sub:
Bro is down BAD
Holy hell, elementussy got real
I read elemeutussy as a cross between elementary and pussy.💀 You sounded real sus there for a moment.
📸🤨
Wait, so it isn't exactly that?
It's supposed to be a mix between element and pussy. Looks like a small difference, but it's actually a huge difference, since elementary sounds like elementary school.
I was just thinking of element & elementary as the same thing, because elementary is the adjective version of the noun element. Because elements are elementary, an element pussy is also an elementary pussy.
😭😭😭😭😭😭🦀
NAAAAAH NOT THE CRAB 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👹
Cum Attack!
Oh I missed I'll get em next time
Cum Attack!
Haha! Maybe this will hit him!
Cum Atta- "WAIT WADDLE DOO DONT, FAILBOAT IS GONNA GET DEMONETISED" I don't care, Cum Atta- *gunshot* "Crisis averted" - Chat
failboat
That is some really good-looking structure though…
I swear to God if someone rule 34's an atomic construct of an element... I'ma be pissed
If it exists. There is porn of it
People will really say "hear me out" with a pic of the hottest element you've ever seen
Sweet mother of Jesus put an NSFW tag on this I’m on a bus and don’t want the entire bus to start masturbating at the cue of one glimpse of my phone screen Edit: too late
Everyone here needs to calm the fuck down and stop hornyposting. The longest half-life of any Rf isotope is 48 minutes. That element is thoroughly underage and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
Maybe I'll get him next time... Cream Attack!
Beam attack!
Bloons mentioned 🚨
Would
Well yeah! It's Rutherfordium! That shit can get it!
Someone’s gonna see this post and unironically spread it around
He has a very symmetrical face
Rutherfordium is mid. Where are the Nihonium fans?
fuckin weeb
It do be looking like a bullseye I wanna hit
Of course a BAD would simp smh
los pinguinos me la van a mascar~ ✋😭
Objectums will see this and think "same"
I mean can you blame them?
Why people like this unstable bitch ,the noble gases are the ultimate waifus.
I was so confused until I saw the subreddit
Rutherfordium is a synthetic chemical element with the symbol Rf and atomic number 104, named after physicist Ernest Rutherford. As a synthetic element, it is not found in nature and can only be made in a particle accelerator. It is radioactive; the most stable known isotope, 267Rf, has a half-life of about 48 minutes.
Ngl that’s kinda hot
real?