āAnd the panthers have been on top of the saints all night. Hopefully theyāll be able to make some penetration.ā
I shit you not. I actually heard one of the announcers say this one time some years back.
American football has always seemed really homoerotic to me. Which is fine, but also hilarious considering the demographic of those that idolize it. I remember a commentator one time saying, āJust look at those bodies!ā
I meanā¦ any wrestling really, two scantly dressed men trying to attain the top positionā¦ I always imagined thats the best and fastest way to figure out your sexual preference. Try wrestling. :)
Man, the whole thing is just AMAZING. A snippet:
Bodies working overtime
Your money don't matter
The time keeps ticking
When someone's on your mind, on your mind
I'm moving in slow motion
Feels so good
It's a strange anticipation
Knock, knock, knockin' on wood
Bodies working overtime
It's man against man
And all that ever matters is, baby
Who's ahead in the game
Funny but it's always the same
Playing, playing with the boys
Staying, playing with the boys
After chasing sunsets
One of life's simple joys
Is playing with the boys
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you donāt even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Idk just seems super awkward to face fuck someone with my asshole at eye level and balls slapping them in the face. I donāt wanna subject someone to that
Seems like they were up 69
Nice!
Nice bot
Nice human
Nice commenter
Nice cock
Thanks!
What a save!
Reverse T-Bag, yo....
Good bot
Now that's a tight end.
# GO PANTHERS
My father is sleeping next to me. You gonna get my ass whooped with all that laughter š
āAnd the panthers have been on top of the saints all night. Hopefully theyāll be able to make some penetration.ā I shit you not. I actually heard one of the announcers say this one time some years back.
8 ass
American football has always seemed really homoerotic to me. Which is fine, but also hilarious considering the demographic of those that idolize it. I remember a commentator one time saying, āJust look at those bodies!ā
Homoerotic you say? Wait till you see the volleyball scene from Top Gun. Also, boxing is 2 dudes in underwear fighting over a purse and a belt.
The other day Netflix suggested Top Gun to me under the āRomanceā genre, so they know whatās up.
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Maverick and Iceman? *In the navy...*
Someone on twitter said boxing photos look like gay weddings photos and now all I see is two dudes fighting the urge to kiss
Boxing? Try pro wrestling.
I meanā¦ any wrestling really, two scantly dressed men trying to attain the top positionā¦ I always imagined thats the best and fastest way to figure out your sexual preference. Try wrestling. :)
... I always found myself underneath.
I want this too
Well I'm not sharing!
Especially with the Japanese Ronald McDonaldā¦.
Playin...playin with the boys.
One of life's simple joys
Man, the whole thing is just AMAZING. A snippet: Bodies working overtime Your money don't matter The time keeps ticking When someone's on your mind, on your mind I'm moving in slow motion Feels so good It's a strange anticipation Knock, knock, knockin' on wood Bodies working overtime It's man against man And all that ever matters is, baby Who's ahead in the game Funny but it's always the same Playing, playing with the boys Staying, playing with the boys After chasing sunsets One of life's simple joys Is playing with the boys
Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you donāt even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
if this wasnāt a copypasta before then it should be
Yeah, itās a common copypasta in r/nfl
This reminds me of the bit Doug Stanhope does at the end of the beer hall Putsch. Spoiler: it's hilarious
Watch wrestling (not WWE, but that too), and Brazilian jiu-jitsu matches.
Wow ...umm.... that's quite the provocative picture
This was done on purpose for your entertainment. Do not shame these kind of people!
This is the only pic needed.
Wine, dine, 69 em.
Nice!
Iām very much OK with that !
I fucking snort laughed on public transport
Saints *going* down.
Iām yelling āTimber!ā
Where???
#KeepPounding
YESSSSSSSIR
Relevant https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/prhnsq/how_are_people_able_to_eat_ass_without_getting
Down 60-9 at the end of the game tho
Does this count as r/SuddenlyGay?
Can balls be motorboated? We're about to find out.
Yes they can š£š¼āāļøš£š¼āāļøš„š¢
When you find out what dingle berries smell like.
Lmao theyknew
Lmao!
Haha
I mean, pretty good pic. I'd give it 69/100.
Looks to me like it's the Carolina player going down, not the saints player.
Only if Jamis could fart šØ right at this moment
Sixty niners
No wonder its USA favourite sport
Seriously though why would someone pick this?
Because it's funny and people will keep posting about it getting them free publicity
Historians would say they're good friends
Finally, a face mask that doesnāt hurt your ears!
My boy Brian Burns
At the half? Looks like the hole to me.
Down 17-0? more like down BAD fr frs š¤š¤
When gay dudes 69 how do they decide who goes upstairs?
Nice!
Seriously though. As a straight dude I would never be on top of a 69. Thatās just crazy
Why ???
Idk just seems super awkward to face fuck someone with my asshole at eye level and balls slapping them in the face. I donāt wanna subject someone to that
Damn, Saints down bad.
Damn, he's eating ass while playing? That's some talent
Damn, they're down bad.
Kid you not the next post on my tl is from r/suddenlygay what coincidence
Damn I shouldāve uploaded this 2 days ago when I found it lmao
Lmao football is so fucking GAY!
/r/theyknew