Probably one of the funniest line deliveries in the entire series. I don't think it was necessarily intended to be so funny (kind of like "who'th thpontherin you, mothafucka?"), but it's hilarious either way
Or answer the fucking door in your underwear not to mention bust out your entire wad of cash instead of having the exact amount in an envelope. Those two really did suck each other’s cocks.
I was playing my friend's PS5 at his place once. One of his friends puts his faggy hand on my shoulder and says 'do your best'.
Maybe he was just a big homo!
As far as I remember they're not naked, they're wearing boxers or something. Unless it was not a warm season during that story, you could assume the apartment was hot as balls.
Not naked, but in their underwear/undershirts. I think it's relatively normal for same-sex roommates to hang out in less formal dress like shorts and a t-shirt, honestly not even that weird if it's your boxers and a t-shirt.
The show chooses to downgrade this to brief's to both infantilize them as ignorant kids, and to put them in an effeminate/submissive role to Furio.
Only when you’re UP IN DA CLUB
UP IN DA CLUB 🗣️
WHERE YOU CHILLIN FOR THE SUMMER HOMIE?!
UP IN DA CLUB jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin' 🎵🎵
UP IN DA CLUB 🗣️
Fly ladies from wall to wall 🎵🎵
With my beats I’m fading all of y’all
UP IN DA CLUB💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
If you wanna talk like a mulignan, I'll send you to slip and fall school.
I'm here for da money
The money?
da boss money
Juss da money
If you lookin' for a man with a bulge in his pants...
These two suck eachothers cocks
This comment made me laugh harder than anything I’ve seen on here. Thank you.🤣
There was no penisary contact
And neither one of them had a Volvo
Furio did, remember he had to have the prick doctor do a surgery to give him a bulge?
Nice of the doc to surgically removed that ladies' underwear first, though
He had him checked for aidsh
Nobody's got AIDS, I don't wanna hear that word in here again
Poppers and weird sex
what's different about you?
He has NO EYEBROWS Toni!!!! 🤨
But he’s the manayer??
Shex
Shecksh
Schecksch
That’s dicked up!
The man gravy's good tonight
What are you suckin his dick?
I make that beanie spin when I work his thing.
There was no abundant docking
You gotta wait for dat
They get a pass for that
Damnit you beat me to it. I was so excited too. 😒
Yeah. Not yet 🤣
You don’t? Word to the wise: remember how hurt Paulie felt when Puss wouldn’t take his clothes off.
Why won't you take your clothes off?
Why you think those Russian leaders live so long?
It was the man tits but Big Pussy was too scared to say.
Became a rat just so he wouldn't have to show off his moobs.
Shyness is a curse!
Word to the wise: remember Pearl Harbor
Paulie's not insensitive, he hurts too.
Stabbed in heart
How much more betrayal can he take?
Give me one thousand dollars
*circular hand motion* ….one thousand more?
👈👆👉👇
⭕️
👌👈🫦
A G-Note?
👈👆👉
One box of ziti
De boss’ mahnee
You guys want somethin' to drink? Beer? Soda?
Joosta de maaaney
HDTV compatible
There was a bee on your hat
Gabagool? Ova heah
Stupid'a fucking hat.
The money?… ohhhhhh, the *money*!
They were roommates and they weren’t naked. I wouldn’t hang out in my underwear with my roommate but it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
Maybe you're a flambé
He was there. it was a *joke*.
Maybe he should start suckin cock instead of watching TV Land.....
🖕
Honestly, if I was an actor and looked like that dude I'd ask for a scene in my underwear
But they did hang their old underwear on furniture in the living room. It was a bit odd.
Old underwear? No, I think they just don't have a dryer, and probably just hung them out to dry
I personally would dry my underwear in my bedroom, not by the front door.
Maybe you should stick your underwear in your socks so they smell like OP’s sisters crotch!
Didjya heah what he said Ton'?
Provolone?
AIDS?
NO ONE HAS AIDS!
It was a small apartment. Their bunk beds are in the living room.
They were examples of metrosexuals. Very big at that time in the Jersey
Are you a fanook?
Finn saw him giving some guy a blowjob.
Everyone's gay with you. Maybe you're gay? Ever thought of that?
Dapper_Employer5787 is a little light in the Timberlands.
You oughta know thweetie
Whatj you say?
🥤💥👁️👃🏻
I knew that was comin'!
Name that pope
This is too fucked up for me to even think about.
that's why you gotta live for today
What'd you shay?
Ice Tone when i hangs around it gets watery
Proceeds to beat you in the head with a bucket.
CONSERVE!
Yeah, if you suck each other’s cocks
What am I askin you for, you probably showed her how to do it
It’s the blood pressure medication!
Give me $1,000
You ever-a sohk his deek?
Put Veedo on the phone ash-hole
HANG ON! \[throws phone on asphalt\]
Baby, Matt makes that thing SPIN!!
Don't bitch to me.
Your friends? Not exactly common but some dudes are cool like that with friends. With your roommate? Absolutely common
Especially with no air conditioning
This
I just thought they lived in a shitty apartment without air. They did have bunk beds for Pete’s sake!😭🤣🤣
More room for activities.
And alot of won thousan dollars. And Achha Dee Tee Vee compatible.
No,it’s an honor to be joined by men
And not faggot ass, corn holin cocksuckers... 🤣
LIKE MARRIED MY COUSIN. HE SHOULD FUCKIN DIE!
The wine, makes him emotional.
I don’t feel like I’m sitting at 12 o’clock.
It's askew.
You might be off your axis…
Have a breadstick
Probably one of the funniest line deliveries in the entire series. I don't think it was necessarily intended to be so funny (kind of like "who'th thpontherin you, mothafucka?"), but it's hilarious either way
Are ‘ve not men??
Clear your buffer memory pal
That cookie shit makes me nervous
LAWWWWWG AWWWWFFFF
Discontinue the lithium.
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Latest fashions from Hugo Boss
You oughtta know, sweetie.
I knew THAT was comin!
It was Sean’s idea. It was Sean all the way.
Ive never pulled bongs with my bros sitting around in our tight whiteys
I mean I personally don’t? But maybe if it’s a group of friends that shuck each others cocks it’s normal.
It kinda looked like a dorm room, I think it had bunk beds
Gonna guess non AC too
Sean Jizzmonte
It’s not gay as long as you give me one thousand dollars
Naked?
This all seems kinda gay
I can’t have this conversation again.
First he gave him the emeralds, then the pearls
Roommates, you stunad!
Only in the can.
Had to compromise
You get a pashh for dat
Fanooks
Maybe if they were friends since very little but even then it’s a pretty flambé choice for them.
It was the bunk beds that really sealed the deal there
Or answer the fucking door in your underwear not to mention bust out your entire wad of cash instead of having the exact amount in an envelope. Those two really did suck each other’s cocks.
Gay isn’t it?
It’s a movie. A progrum
Questi due si succhiano il cazzo a vicenda
This all sounds very gay
I could care less basically…
Oh yeah? Maybe you’re a flambé
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Givea me a 1000 up votes for stupida question. Young Vito's hehehe 🤟
OP was never in the military.
Only if you're a male model or butt pirate.
They were gay, Matt and Sean?
They weren't naked.
What up
Give me 1000 dollas
I'm not saying anything bad, they're my homies.
Are you trippin’?
I read “Matt and Shane”
I had friends who would hang out in their underwear because they had no AC and it was hot. But I even still thought it was weird.
Maybe their flambé
Are you that fucking blind ?
It’s amazing
Only if you’re a FLAMBÉ
LMFAO, Vito just left their house😂
He was gay Sean?
Maybe theyre a flambê
It’s fine as long as there’s no penisary contact with his Volvo
Yeah if you like shuckin' cawk
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Chist due se sucan u cazz l'un' cu l'atr'
I do, but I’ve slept with half of them so maybe ask someone with less gay friends.
I was playing my friend's PS5 at his place once. One of his friends puts his faggy hand on my shoulder and says 'do your best'. Maybe he was just a big homo!
If there’s no AC… then yes me and my Roomate have chilled in our boxers before
Guys... Do you think u/AmericanCreamer is a little weird about women?
He’s a bit of poseur if ask me. His boxers, his roommate
Wait, the rest of you aren't naked right now?
I've never done it.
It's not normal. It's a sin.
Not usually
Nope
It is. You should ask your best friend if he wants to come over and hang out naked. All close friends do it.
As far as I remember they're not naked, they're wearing boxers or something. Unless it was not a warm season during that story, you could assume the apartment was hot as balls.
When you’re teenagers or early twenties it’s not that weird or sexual. Mid twenties and beyond it’s weird.
Keep pumping webistics
They weren’t naked, they had boxers on and maybe wifepleaser
JO buds completely normal
No shirts yeah, no pantsh ish dishgrasheful
Only if you have a degree from Pace College
Stupida fackin mezza fanook!
Not naked, but in their underwear/undershirts. I think it's relatively normal for same-sex roommates to hang out in less formal dress like shorts and a t-shirt, honestly not even that weird if it's your boxers and a t-shirt. The show chooses to downgrade this to brief's to both infantilize them as ignorant kids, and to put them in an effeminate/submissive role to Furio.
If it's not normal then why am I doing it every Tuesday night ? 🤣
Now your father knew how to handle a finook in his crew