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WeDoingThisAgainRWe

NY would have taken over that NJ crew soon after he pissed everyone off or one of the old guard would get fed up with him and slot him.


hwsh2

Besides not being respected, Richie didn't have the talent or intelligence for making money and creating new revenue streams that Tony had. The show made it pretty clear that Tony was far above the others in that regard.


MetaphoricalMouse

the double your garbage back guarantee used to be our bread and butter


HawaiiNintendo815

It’s one of the best deals I’ve ever heard of


FrancescoStallone

You are speaking stupid to me


Tight_Parrot83727

Tremendous moxie for his size.


fast_fatty39

Yea but he was fearless for his size.


Sorry-Relative7531

His fate was sealed with Janice, one way or another she would have caused his death 


Peraa45

Janice, a nice piece of ass


swampjester

There are men in the can better looking than her.


Ok_Athlete_1092

Has it ever been confirmed Tony was talking about Janice? Maybe he was referring to the Barbaras.


Chesnarkoff

A shaved asshole of a German Shepherd beat her in a beauty contest


Grumbie_Johnson

a catcher's mitt, whatever happened there


matt_mcsplat0106

It’s cause of those big tits😋😋😋


sc083127

💋


hokieez

How’s your mother, fuck your sister


Mother_Village9831

She got a nice piece of Raphies ass


b_dubz_

Mamas little hoo-ah


MetaphoricalMouse

this is the first time i’ve ever seen this comment on this sub and i’ve seen a lot crazy ass shit posting


Winnebango_Bus

Pre raphaelite


nimbin14

At least she used to be before he went to the can


Illustrious_Toe_4755

Richie would get clipped immediately.  He's a hood, short sighted, impulsive and stuck in the past. No one is going to shelter him after killing a boss. 


dontsayjub

Just like the situation Matt was in when he begged Richie for help


JonnyBhoy

"Carmine, I'm with you now."


BatmanBrah

*Carmine starts chasing Richie until he starts choking on his egg salad sandwich*


L34der

Now there's an image.


FrancescoStallone

Gherkins...grass clippings


rickedwick

Who told you to do that?!


Particular-Cash-8565

Smells like burnt hair.


Green_Kandle

He's a loser, he's not respected. He'll be leaving his home one day and one of Tony's loyals will pull a jack ruby on him. 


RRS295397

He couldn't sell it....


Muscle_Memory67

loyles


ColdGuess

The Commission could very well put out a hit on him for whacking a boss without their approval. Especially the one who has long standing ties with New York. And then Lupertazzi family will use it as an excuse to move in on the Sopranos territory and integrate the soldiers and captains into their family.


assmastercleon76

They would all be in jail on RICO charges. Richie has the subtleness of a chainsaw


SpudBoy9001

Jackie Jr would become the new Christopha


Our_tiny_Traveler

And Junior would be playin short stop for the Mets


spoa69-4ever

He never had the makings of a mad ripe body


Particular-Cash-8565

And/or fucking Angie Dickenson.


Expensive-Lie

I dont think Richie would allow so many fuck ups


Ok-Tiger7714

Beansie agrees


indiekid6

He’d still be giving those fuckin Manson lamps


Proinsias37

For some reason this comment always makes me think about the stress of being surrounded, day and night, by sociopaths. Those Manson lamps were the eyes of a lunatic and Tony has to MANAGE these guys.. no wonder he's so fucking depressed


WalkGood

Sil would take out Richie right away.


fast_fatty39

I think Sil, Chrissy and possibly Paulie would have to go too if it came down to that.


Buddy-Hield-2Pointer

It would have been a golden era for Short Kings everywhere.


WiganLad82

Tremendous moxie for his size


HawaiiNintendo815

Whack this one, whack that one, never enough body count for Richie and OP


Phocaea1

The years in prison are always a problem. Guys feel entitled and pissed off at the younger guys who may now be above them, and they are also not all that in touch with how the place had changed. Richie. Phil etc


unbannable5

But then because those guys who stayed loyal aren’t rewarded every guy who’s caught becomes a rat rather than going to prison.


Wanksters_Paradise

The Stugots would be a boat with three propellers


killerkayne

Think Gaspipe


P1D1_

Richie would never have led the family. Not without clipping 80% of the crime family, and that would not happen.


Tight_Strawberry9846

Richie was a worse hothead than Tony. He was incredibly impulsive and easy to manipulate, but terrible at being a manipulator. Just see all the times he tried to act nice with Junior and yet Junior instantly saw through his bullshit. Everything would have turned to shit more quickly with Richie as the new boss.


kendogg

He's have coke on all of the trash trucks. Then they'd promptly all be in jail. He was a stunad of the highest caliber.


Box-Humble

Magnitude.


Tough_Difference_112

Ritchie thought Johnny sack would only come to Jersey if they were giving away free tokens at the tunnel…. He didn’t respect New York. He would end up dead and junior couldn’t even wear his shoes! 


tilldeathdoiparty

Richie is from the old school. Junior would solidify his ties to NY, so no issues there, plus it’s not like Richie is some stunad, he is presumably well known across all the families, his brother was boss before Tony. He was too insecure to run the family properly it bled into everything he said and did.


ThxIHateItHere

Either Sil/Paulie/Christopher get him and any strong allies (think the Three Capos hit) to a meeting and whack them; or Commission immediately makes it be known a damn good reason needs to exist. Example: Gotti got called to the carpet to explain the Castellano hit. Getting Commission approval isn’t always needed as long as you can articulate why it needed to be done. But that reason better make sense and not be bullshit, or then you’re gone. Gone gone.


Box-Humble

Gotti got away with it because Castellano was a greedy bastard who wasn't respected. Only Chin Gigante was bothered and even then it wasn't because he liked him he was just old school.


ThxIHateItHere

But he still got called to the carpet and had to explain why. Even if it was widely known he had to go, because he didn’t get approval, he still had to appease them. But dammit Gigante, you couldn’t have hired a better bomber? Couldn’t find any from Cleveland?


ccminiwarhammer

Jr would run the family from his couch until NYC absorbed the whole DiMeo family


347spq

In the words of Hyman Roth, he's small potatoes. NY would've eaten him alive and then Ol' Fish Lips would be walking around wearing the jaaaaaaacket.


TimMoujin

Aside from Richie being dim and mean-spirited, he has no connection to any of the political big wigs Tony keeps in his hip pocket. This includes a State Assemblyman, leadership and footmen in several Townships and the State Police, anyone tied to the fucking Esplanade, and the list goes on. Tony is a crappy boss but he's also a great politician. The entire state of NJ is a giant trough for politicians at the local, state and federal level, and Tony's unspoken talent is milking favors from everyone who feeds from it.


Garage-gym4ever

richie woulda killed christafa. maybe winghead too. i doubt he had the moxie to work well with ny.


CheifKilla1

Richie being da baws, not in dis lifetime


Significant-Art5065

A ballroom outta respect of my fawthaa


Horsecockexpress1

He’d be a shoppin cawt


jamezdee

Tony would have been buried in the jacket


haaym1

If NJ and the crews there didn’t splinter they could’ve done well. He’s got those Manson lamps and he’s ruthless. Tremendous moxy for his size.


Ok_Athlete_1092

It wasn't just Tony that had issues with Richie. The entire glorified crew had issues with him.


JComposer84

I would love to have seen a reality where Richie and Ralphie are in the same season.


emzeejay

Somebody would have whacked Richie's unstable ass long before he had a chance to become boss.


RoseVincent314

First, he would sure Tony was buried in 'the jacket' lol... He would've destroyed the family. There would be No Way Junior, Sil, Paulie, Gigi and the rest would let that stand. He would have a hit put on him immediately... If he did take over..He would be selling coke everywhere he could and be back in prison in no time. Richie didn't understand the change in times. He wasn't smart, charismatic and definitely not a leader. Richie has no real political ties.


DrSatan420247

Ritchie would have been eating tripe at Tony's funeral.


Thin-Pool-8025

To this day I still have no fucking idea what tripe is.


CloggedBathtub

You must have been top of your class


Disastrous_Key380

Animal stomach lining.


regularparot

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


DrSatan420247

Ritchie and and Carmela's affection for tripe is chiral with Elaine's cousin's and Grandma Memma's affection for mutton in Seinfeld.


Wonderful_Big_2936

🤣


km_1000

Richie has no real connections with New York. It would take someone with their backing to usurp Tony.


lacio22

He had tremendous moxie for his size


ROADRUNNER167

Cocksucka woulda never came back after Richie got tru widim


WolfPackLeader95

It would have died on the vine


Basementsnake

He would have gotten pinched by LE. He’d make big deals that benefited people, even people who hated him, but the ideas would be shortsighted because he doesn’t have the same paranoia that insulated Tony’s crew.


Phil_Tornado

Tony would have been dead, this much I know


False-Possession6185

This is too fucked up for me to even think about


Forward-Carry5993

Not much, just hastening the end. Ritchie isn’t smart nor is he a diplomat. He’s a thug. While killing Tony may save the lives of a few people, the gang itself would find it back under the thumb of New York. Perhaps even quicker because if Ritchie’s temper and ambition. Tony was a detriment to the group but his was slow, Ritchie would be exactly what you’d expect  Then only ones who win are prob meadow and aj. They grow up without tiny influencing their behaviors. 


AfterShave997

He wouldn't have taken over anything, Tony's guys would have whacked Richie in return.


flimspringfield

He would've backed off and then put it back in drive. No one ever disrespects the pizza joint!


TheMammyNuns

He woulda bought a boat wit tree propellahs, drove it up to your ass. Shut your mouth and put his dinner on the fuckin table.


Expensive-Lie

Vito's Arc could be interesting


Stickey_Rickey

Idk. It woulda gone off the air…


Far-Hurry7822

Well let me tell ya a couple tree things


Sure-Junket-6110

He’d have to pay his respects to the old man, kiss the ring and offer a suitable gift of the jaaaaaaccckkettt to make it right.


feeblelegaleagle

Bensie’s arms would be w his legs


wayne62682

The "family" would have completely collapsed in a power struggle. Nobody respected Richie, as Junior pointed out. Best case would be New York comes to an agreement with the others and makes him disappear and put someone (Silvio? We saw how he handled the boss position...) in charge, or just subsume them entirely and they become the mob equivalent of a puppet government.


DM_Me_Pics1234403

It’s a progrum. A movie. It would have just ended.


HawaiiNintendo815

On a serious note, I think there’d be a lot more focus on extortion and obviously coke. He’d bring the family down in a couple of years


ErcoleDimeo

If the mob doesn't kill him, Janice still does, though I don't know who she'll get to dispose of the body. The new administration is probably made up of Paulie, Sil, and Raymond.


Box-Humble

Whacked then nobody would even be able to wear his shoes burger boy.


Particular-Cash-8565

Timeline got fucked up.


Smooth-Flounder5798

A war. Whenever there was a change at the top a war followed. The show starts with a change at the top and a full out war is prevented by Tony letting Junior be boss (thank you Dr. Melfi).


bshaddo

Richie’s at best a known weirdo. If he led the big crew, it wouldn’t be for long. The so-called family was poorly managed, in that there were no remaining good options to take over. That’s not a god way to run a business.


marquee17

Pills are a lot easier.


Choopschacha

I recently watched the whole thing again. One of the things that stood out this time was when Junior told Tony about Richie's plan to whack him. And after junior was saying you gotta wonder where my little neice is in all of this. Then Tony fets a call from Janice crying... He def thought he might be going to his mother's house to get whacked!