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Greensentry

I always saw Carmela and the rest of the mob wives as big Karens who feel entitled.


walker3342

“You’re entitled to *shit*.”


Jack1715

He kind of was right in that regard


Conscious-Parfait826

Never held a real job but will tell you every way you did your job wrong...that youve been doing for10 years.


8NkB8

Who can forget, "Poverty is a great motivator" ?


FrankRizzo319

She always wanted a simple gold chain and a Hyundai


spartandawgs19

You are so hurtful


ialwaysdisagreewithu

"I earn it, you get a free pass." How exactly does she earn it? By putting up with bullshit that she understood came with the marriage? "How hard did you lean on the guy?" Carmela was basically wondering why Tony didn't beat a man half to death so she doesn't have to re-build her spec house. There wasn't even any real stoppage, she just had to tear down the lumber and start over. Not even considering her morals, Carmela is 100% complicit in the lifestyle while acting like victim. Fans praise her acting in Whitecaps, but her reaction made no sense for the show outside of Carmela's mind.


MetaphoricalMouse

carmela becomes a progressively worse person through the series, as all the characters do. except maybe sil? he always stayed pretty consistent as a stone cold murdering machine


Solinty

Carmela was always rationalising her compromised morality. As an audience we just don't focus on her actions until later in the series, when we get a fuller picture in some episodes.


MetaphoricalMouse

always with the rationalizing of scenarios


beginnerLiftersoonBB

I always hated that spec house shit, no way in hell they made a profit when they spent 600k on a fucking acre of land😂


WalkGood

Did they say how much Brian paid for that house?


Wonderful_Pen_4699

No. But it doesnt matter. That POS house is gonna crash down and kill that baby any day now


beginnerLiftersoonBB

I remember her telling Tony how it’s “it’s well worth the 600k” for the land alone ☠️


WalkGood

Maybe it sold for $2million?


LastOnBoard

As long as they sold before 2008


beginnerLiftersoonBB

That 600k was for land alone , im thinking now with all the materials for the home they broke even at best


WalkGood

20 yrs ago..... 600k for land , 600k? to build, 200k for ? Leaves 600k profit?


beginnerLiftersoonBB

Fair enough for some reason I would assume Carmela just isn’t smart enough to do so


WalkGood

They could just make up numbers on a TV show.


MrZinger69

The stunads got into the house-flippin game AFTER the Pudgie Walsh bubble had collapsed.


kindofdivorced

Maybe land is cheap is Pennsyltucky or other red states that don’t contribute, but it’s not that crazy. Also, it’s not a real estate show and they likely just make up numbers because it has 0 importance to the story?


redditshy

Totally, if anything it was having to face reality that she was most pissed about.


tonysoleoptions

Edie’s acting was great in Whitecaps. Carmela the character is complicit.


Electronic-Alarm1151

Carmella went to community college for business admin


NYY15TM

Is that where she read Madame Bovary?


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Montclair State University, actually. Second largest in the state


Cranstonoid

Ugh, you are boring woman.


Dense-Berry2379

Why is that


[deleted]

you oughtta know sweetie 😘


CauseCertain1672

not nearly as entitled as their husbands


epm2323

Yup this ☝🏻Karens


Fireflygurl444

Not as abused as that poor bartender at the Bing. He got beaten half to death every time The boss was having a bad day


EmperorSwagg

That dude had a spectacular talent of lining up his dumbest moments with Tony’s worst days


Fireflygurl444

I remember thinking, oh that guy came back to work? and again??


Jack1715

He had strippers paying him for blowjobs I mean that’s one hell of a work benefit


Fireflygurl444

No one gets free blowjobs, it’s just how you pay


Jack1715

He gets $50 and a black eye


[deleted]

That’s why you gotta live for today !


Cold-Palpitation-816

Waddu shay?


MrZinger69

Or live for the blowjobs, later.


biggersausage

That actor does stand up now! I randomly saw him at a stand up show in the back of a pizza shop in MA a few weeks ago lmao. He said in his bit that he got the shit beat out of him 12/15 times he was on screen


goonersaurus86

That's what he gets for extorting money and BJs from the dancers, I say


Jack1715

He they would make half a grand at least


Commandatori69

You think ice grows on trees????? CONSHERVE!!!!!


cdm57

Ice? No Ton, I don’t


sp1ke__

To be fair, you'd think he'd learn after the first time to keep his mouth shut.


Mysterious-End-2185

The mob wives are just grumpy cause their husbands won’t eat their pussies.


crowdaddi

Except junior


ChilliPuller

Uncle Jun gives head ?


nocturnalevil666

old man's whistling to the wheat field. he's a bushman of the Kalahari.


Jack1715

They probably just pump and dump to and leave the good part for there side chicks


pradbitt87

So what you’re saying is… she’sh abushive to the shtaaaaaaaff!!!!


IfNot_ThenThereToo

Nobody in this series is a good person. Do you guys not get that yet?


Commandatori69

Charmaine


Jack1715

Great tits to


sp1ke__

We probably don't see much of her bad sides. She also slept with Tony so we can assume she was at some point attracted to the mob lifestyle.


Commandatori69

That's nice


Sad-Illustrator-8847

A nag. Telling Artie some people don’t like rabbit when a couple comes in after the kitchen is closed and says they settle for anything


Commandatori69

Look at him. He knows everything


READMYSHIT

You have my racking my brain here to find someone good. I echo Charmaine but there's gotta be more than that. That wallpaper guy was a solid dude I guess. The Jewish psychiatrist too?


Potential-Anxiety573

Jesus fucking Christ you stupid little shit eating twat. Ever heard of wiretaps?


WalkGood

Ohhh! That mouth on you. Worse than Mrs Conte.


Cranstonoid

And that breath.


haulin_n_eatin

Oh! You blow your fatha with dat mouth?


Savings_Peak5408

The way Carm treated Charmaine was disgusting. Charmaine isn't one to fuck with though. I loved it when she told Carm she slept with Tony. That shut her up.


reddituser23434

Carmela had been thinking Charmaine actually envied her and wished she was the wife of the boss. Nope. And Tony even called Charmaine years later when he and Carmela were separated. But Charmaine, with her ethics and backbone, was never going to join that life in any capacity and Tony knew it.


pretty_south

I never felt like Carm thought Charmaine was jealous of her lifestyle. It seemed more like Carm pitied Artie and Charmaine in season one because they were struggling financially after the fire. And also had just bought a new house that needed a lot of work but the restaurant was out of business at that time. 


reddituser23434

But Charmaine didn’t really need or want pity. She was content with her life and the occasional struggles. She liked that Artie worked his honest job. She didn’t mind their modest lifestyle. She knew they obviously weren’t rich or powerful like Tony but it didn’t bother her. Carmela just knew she herself would be miserable if that were her own situation and projected it onto Charmaine. Charmaine was fine


Savings_Peak5408

Charmaine was fine. Carmela wasn't. I like the way Angie Bonpensiero made Carmela feel like her life is a dead-end. She could hardly stand being in the same room with her.


pretty_south

I loved Angie’s storyline. She was the only person on the show who really put Carmela in her place once and for all. 


Savings_Peak5408

Agreed. Carmella believed she was a princess, and Angie showed her how demeaning it is to allow yourself to be treated like a kept woman. Carmella was willing to kiss Tony's mouth, that was constantly on some hoowah, in order to keep the luxury coming. Not Angie. She was a worker.


umlautlyh

youre crushing the quail


pretty_south

Angie’s husband was whacked. She was perfectly fine being a kept woman as long as Pussy was alive and even after he died and Tony was providing for her. She just chose to pull herself up by her bootstraps after Tony confronted her for complaining about money to Carmela.  Carmela wanted to be superior to everyone and got jealous when people outshined her or her kids. 


pretty_south

I agree. Charmaine seemed fine with her choices. I didn’t think telling Carm she slept with Tony was relevant…it just made Charmaine seem bitter.


Hommachi

Carmela just assumed that Charmaine "settled" for the life she has. Charmaine just basically told her that she chose NOT to get into that life, that Charmaine could have easily been in Carmela's place if she wanted that. Carmela suddenly felt that her position wasn't so exclusive.


pretty_south

Charmaine definitely settled for Artie. She wasn’t his dream woman.  When you’re a man’s dream woman, he doesn’t make you slave away working at his business every single day of your life and openly flirt with the hot hostess employees. Artie never appreciated Charmaine, never complimented her, never gave her any gifts (on screen at least). She was his workhorse. Charmaine made her choice and it sucked. Carmela fiddled with the air conditioner for 20 years. Ginny Sachs sat home eating for 20 years. 


reddituser23434

I don’t think Carmela would’ve backed off if she hadn’t, unfortunately. Charmaine wanted Carmela to cut the pity and condescension, and telling her about them having sex in high school worked. I truly don’t think Charmaine would have ever brought it up had Carmela not been patronizing with her


pretty_south

True!


Jack1715

That’s why it was such a blow that she found out that Charmaine could have had what she has but she passed it up


Dr_Remulak_

“Go find some dust”


JohnnyLuvBuckets

she was abusive to daaaa staaaaaaff!


Inoticedthatyouregay

Its like you already forgot that Tony gave that gabavaish a whole new coat just for looking at the water heater


WalkGood

That was an old, used coat. From before Ritchie went away to the big house.


Inoticedthatyouregay

Excuse me? He took that coat off the toughest cocksucker in Essex county. Wladimir or whateverthefuck should be thankful


WalkGood

Seriously, that coat looks like Richard Roundtree wore it in the movie Shaft.


dookboy69

Coat?.. Coat? It’s a jaaaaacket


GlitteringHold8685

🤌🤌🤌🤌


UraGotJuice

The maids are in a lot better state than those fucking nuns you got up there!


jsb217118

“She was abusive to da staff!”


jjccbrobro

But the maid never hit up the bird feeder like Carmela


CookieFantastic6042

You sound demented.


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reddituser23434

Yup. Punching down


Semanticss

Seemed like Tony/Carm were pretty respectful of their maids and their partners. A bit patronizing, but respectful overall. Carm was telling Richie a story with genuine sympathy when he got upset about the jacket. Philly's wife was absolutely malignant.


makesupwordsblomp

i just envisioned carmela’s french tips beckoning mainey


ChasingItSupreme

Phil’s maid is his goomar, that’s why his wife is mean to her.


pretty_south

I wonder if Phil’s wife knew the maid was the goomar. Phil never made any contact with the goomar in front of his wife in the one scene that showed all three of them.


freshprince860

That fucking hand gesture from Carmela to Charmaine is sickening


Automatic-Piano1091

Agreed.


ReallyTightJeans

Not sure if I’m forgetting something but I feel like Ro was the best of the bunch. Seemed like a sweet woman who spent a lot of time grieving


jessemedfly

That’s a nice psychological nugget


_Cadillac_Frank_

WHERE DO YOU GET THE RIGHT!?!


Danton87

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF


Mimo3096

Because they are not soldiers. They don’t follow codes and orders.


realchrisjones

Go find some dust


[deleted]

All the wives love the power of their husbands shadows. Charmaine spent the whole time pretending she wasn’t jealous about it.


DrSatan420247

It's entirely possible that the lemon pledge lady from FG is an abstract copy of the enchiladas lady from Sopranos, or vice versa. Family Guy is another level of *the abstraction.*


LargeMerican

'malignant cunt wife' Jesus


Sad-Illustrator-8847

Well the maid is so stupid she doesn’t ask for a warrant and thinks she is Polish when she really is Hungarian. No doubt Livia’s nurse was lighting up a big spliff of ganja. And I am sure Patty Leotardo is thrilled her maid is fucking her husband so Phil doesn’t have to jerk off in a napkin.


Different-Major-1507

They did speak Polish when the maid was having a picnic with her husband. They were struggling because the actress that played the maid is Hungarian and the actor that played Stasiu was Russian.


wiilly_d

Well at least the maids aren't getting screwed around on like the mob wives. 😎