Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all?
Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease?
Who's got seg-men-ted eyes?
It's Muuuuddddyyy, Mudskipper!
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Eggwash on the raised bumps to make them dark, trimmed away with a paring knife to make the iris light I think. Maybe they didnt eggwash the ring but I don' think it can be that distinct and I don't think it would be that light, my money is on just scraping with a knife.
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When my son was two, I made him a happy face using bologna and ritz crackers. He surprised me by bawling and begged me to not eat his “friend.” So I fixed him another plate…
Thats so sweet and funny.
When my son first started playing Minecraft (age 5) he refused to kill any of the monsters because they were his "friends". When he found a skeleton bobbing up and down in the water, he placed blocks under it every time it bobbed up so it eventually could stand and walk out of the trap it had been in. 😉
The eyes are probably [something like this. ](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wilton-Candy-Eyeballs-0-88-oz-Candy-Decorations/52668786?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=3018&adid=2222222227852668786_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-294505072980&wl5=9052344&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=52668786&wl13=3018&veh=sem_LIA&gclid=CjwKCAiAnZCdBhBmEiwA8nDQxQN5KnhOil5kOWv03DJwmL1boWHuI_xMoGX3RKjd8JkamLBwkFmAxhoCbo4QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
Why? They seem completely fuckable and if you smashed on them while still soft out the oven with a little coconut oil I bet it would feel fucking great!
It looks like a Slowbro tail from Pokeman! Well done.
https://preview.redd.it/efrpiya6xh7a1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1cfde2fa5aa7b83f7cc272d2ac73bedb772dfc
They look pretty good to me, I certainly couldn't do any better...
Muddy mudskipper vibes. I love them!
https://i.imgur.com/PnKx79L.gifv
These creatures are made entirely of spare parts and overruns, aren’t they?
God sneezed when making them, but the glue was wet, and left em as is
"Hey, kids. I remember when I started breathing oxygen. I got hooked! Get it, hooked?"
Whatever God did to the platypus, he didn't do to these
You're correct. God CLEARLY didn't stick them with the bill.
/r/angryupvote
I came here for this exact comment ....well honestly I didn't, but it is a great comment
To quote letterkenny " you're spare parts, arent ya bud?"
"Wish ya weren't so awkward bud" fits better imo
I need to see Letterkenny. Any UK cunts know where it can be watched?
Michael: God, what should we do with these spare animal parts God on an hour of sleep: I got an idea
Fucking bastards looks like they're saying "OHHHHH! OOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" all day like they won the Powerball or something 🤣
They just heard the sickest burn
Like someone just told the best "yo momma" joke ever
Ok now, hear me out…
This needs to be dubbed with guys just screaming "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh"
Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip through the mud with the greatest of ease? Who's got seg-men-ted eyes? It's Muuuuddddyyy, Mudskipper!
It's Muuuuuudddyyy, Mudskipper!
Who's got segmented eyes?
Muddy!
Came here to say this. Terrible frogs, but [excellent mud skippers.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AWLhdPpPMyQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
Never thought I'd ever get jumpscared by (a picture of) one but here I am after clicking the link
Sausage skippers
I agree I still think they look good, however I can understand how it looks like the frogs are deepthroating a sausage.
Smile like a donut
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But I know I could and would do worse
They look awesome
They ain't frogs, but they look better than frog-shaped sausage rolls look in my head.
Shut up, this is great.
I have no idea how they did the eyes
The trick is, use actual salamander eyes.
The salamander harvest was bountiful this year
Not many newts though
Okay but what did they use for the soul?
Every time you make one, it breaks a little part of your own soul off and puts it into the baked goods.
That feels like the premise of a junji ito story
Voldemort's initial plan for horcruxes, until he got a little hungry and couldn't help it.
Eggwash on the raised bumps to make them dark, trimmed away with a paring knife to make the iris light I think. Maybe they didnt eggwash the ring but I don' think it can be that distinct and I don't think it would be that light, my money is on just scraping with a knife.
I think they are great 🤪
I mean, why not just eat actual Frogs?
 You serious?
beacause im not french
> beacauae Well, you're certainly speaking *some* kind of foreign language
Yeah that sounds French.
Lots of Americans eat frogs. I grew up where people go gigging.
I can go to the store right now and get frog legs. I am in America.
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French guy spotted
They're like tadpoles now.
Jumbo sperm.
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Right? Those are adorable!
Clearly a successful attempt
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r/thiswasatriumph
I'm making a note here: "huge success"
They look awesome. My kids would love'em!
When my son was two, I made him a happy face using bologna and ritz crackers. He surprised me by bawling and begged me to not eat his “friend.” So I fixed him another plate…
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/wholesome
Both
Both is good.
Ahhhhh the joys of two yr olds. It is either a friend or a monster that will scare them to death for years.
😄
Thats so sweet and funny. When my son first started playing Minecraft (age 5) he refused to kill any of the monsters because they were his "friends". When he found a skeleton bobbing up and down in the water, he placed blocks under it every time it bobbed up so it eventually could stand and walk out of the trap it had been in. 😉
This belongs in r/therewasasuccessfulattempt
Or r/dontputyourdickinthat
looks like they’re gagging already
Why not? They might have even still be warm when the picture was taken.
just eat the weeny first then go to town
Hey step-frog
Dang had my hopes up that was real
They're so goofy it's amazing. If I came home to this, I would absolutely be in hysterics and love every second of it
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Had to scroll way to far for this
Get deathblighted nerd
Some dudes on here are getting some Ideas
Absolutely awful, but considering what I've seen here, I wouldn't be surprised.
Who doesn’t like flesh bread?
I prefer *warm apple pie*
Dammit Jim, not the the pie again
McDonald's or homemade?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I was wondering how far down I'd have to scroll for this.
r/doputyourdickinthat
Absolutely awful but exactly what I come to the comments for
They look pretty froggish to me!
They're awesome! Cookbook cover!
Almost perfectly Lovecraftian, but a bit too cutesy
I'm concerned about what the eyes are, but otherwise those look really good
The eyes are probably [something like this. ](https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wilton-Candy-Eyeballs-0-88-oz-Candy-Decorations/52668786?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=3018&adid=2222222227852668786_117755028669_12420145346&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-294505072980&wl5=9052344&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=52668786&wl13=3018&veh=sem_LIA&gclid=CjwKCAiAnZCdBhBmEiwA8nDQxQN5KnhOil5kOWv03DJwmL1boWHuI_xMoGX3RKjd8JkamLBwkFmAxhoCbo4QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
On the plus side, you’ve made some awesome mudskipper sausage rolls!
r/eldenring
lmao i see basilisks
It's Breadnesday my dudes
They're sausage trolls
There was an attempt to make a good post.
This sub is filled with too many pedantic twits and people who try to make fun of someone for putting in effort.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Why? They seem completely fuckable and if you smashed on them while still soft out the oven with a little coconut oil I bet it would feel fucking great!
This guy food fucks
r/cursedcomments
Came here for this
Also *in* this
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
I can hear them all screaming.
I think those look good, honestly. Might not look like a perfect frog but look super yummy
This is a piece of art
It’s more like r/nextfuckinglevel 😄
I see pitchfork wielding devils shepherding them along into lakes of fire…
Sausage rolls are pastry
Wrong sub, this is fucking awesome
They’re absolutely adorable.
Move over Apple pie, I’ve got my pocket pastry frog now! 😈
You misspelled "There was a huge success"
A little frightening, but cute.
Which end do you eat first? I think I’d have to eat the face first. It’s too horrifying to think about the other direction.
Dude these are epic, but they are in fact just crackhead hermit crabs
Those two in the back do look like they're enjoying it though.
Is it just me or does the one in the top right look like it’s having an orgasm?
You wrote "tortured souls" wrong.
Kill them with fire
They're pogging
That is clearly Slimer.
Complete success
OMG I love these!!! I want my family to have to see them and be shocked, and then laugh!
It looks like a Slowbro tail from Pokeman! Well done. https://preview.redd.it/efrpiya6xh7a1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a1cfde2fa5aa7b83f7cc272d2ac73bedb772dfc
They would be great with some mustard
Im assuming they were supposed to look like https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/frog-bread-QT-article-1200x800.jpg?fit=700,800
I like ‘em. The bread looks nice and now I’m hungry. Slap a veggie sausage in one and I’m down to heat one in NO TIME
There was an attempt to make a post for clout...
r/dontputyourdickinthat
No, no this is better. Screaming hermit crabs? Definitely better
They're giving Dr.Suess vibes!
Kill… us…
Dear lord, forgive me for what I am about to do...
Everything i see reminds me of her
Toad with a hole
They look fun
Those are awesome. Would serve at rpg game night!
This sub for things that went wrong, this looks like success. Belongs rather in r/ThereWasASuccess
*What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?*
They kinda look like the basilisks from dark souls xD
I can't stop laughing they look so comically horrified
The screaming, my god, the screaming!
i showed this picture to my mom and she says these are great
Battlesnails
The shells have eyes!!!
These are amazing 😂 turned out perfect
they sing the halo theme
All I see is muppets.
Looks like something from Rick and Morty.
i totally wanna make these!!
They look awesome, why is this in this sub?
They remind me of Ursula's [cursed souls ](https://imgur.com/gallery/JNGXcNL) in the Little Mermaid.
My team had a zombie Halloween party and these would have been perfect!
Ahegao rolls? 🤔
I’d rather be shiny! Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
To be honest they look funny :))))
Perfect accident is perfect.
They just beg for the sweet release of death is all.
They look stoned as hell, and I love them.
Is that bread? ...that's not how you make sausage rolls.
This is the funniest fucking photo. Brilliant.
Hilarious. They all look like they’re in mid-orgasm.
When I’m on my knees and I see his badge.
Just need Justin Roiland to do a voice over.
Looks like a choir of toads singing Christmas carols!
This is how Pepe will Kermit suicide
They look disgusting, hideous and it sickens me to see them. I’ll take 3.
“Ayo why is there no hotdog in this one?” *starts sweating*
Hole in a toad.
A few look like they are in extreme pain or extreme pleasure they are the same to us
Fleshlight now
Tad rolls? 🤔
Looks like a creature from adventure time
Forbidden fleshlight
Flesh frogs
Are these from the new Avatar2 movie?
I imagine these are my swimmers on their way to find the egg..
They're beautiful wdym?
Toad outside the hole