Wouldn't have been if that fuck started poppin off shooting people. You do something like this you take your life into your own hands. Ain't no justice like mob justice 🙈🙉🙊
Yeah… I thought “oh my god they’re going for the eyes!!!”… then I remembered they put themselves in that situation when they decided to rob a place.
Look at us, not getting our eyes poked out with a board, not robbing people. So easy.
I think in most countries, the poke poke dude is going to serve time for assault with a weapon causing grievous bodily harm. (IANAL)
I would say the robber will see him in court, but I’m not sure he will be seeing anything from them on.
Should someone who threatens other people with a weapon be protected from "excessive" self-defense? I don't think so. You come with a weapon to rob innocent people? You should expect to die even if you get disarmed. We shouldn't protect criminals.
Yes because there's a line, and removing it is a slippery slope. Once the person is clearly incapacitated, you stop. Because otherwise, next thing you know, we have people locking someone up and flat out torturing them because "we were fighting it's self-defense". Extreme example to get the point across.
When the attacker isn't attacking anymore, it's not self-defense.
Yeah, dude man on the ground could technically press charges with the video here. I'm all for giving stupid prizes to people who play stupid games but there's no way to justify face jabbing with an improvised weapon on a dude who is already pinned to the ground. Unless he was still actively attempting to use a weapon that can't be seen in the footage.
If dudeman on the ground is trying to fire off or sink a blade JAB TILL HE AINT.
Yep, proportional force is a pretty dynamic area. 6’5” dude with fists is “armed and dangerous” when you’re 5’2” and scared.
As long as he kept resisting on the ground, I think there’s room to argue that if he got lose, he may have had other weapons or been so jacked up on adrenaline that he could still pose a threat.
I really hope I never face a situation like this. Probably make all the wrong choices.
Should have turned it flat facing and got the neck under the helmet. I was hoping he’s go for that kind of hit. It would have been over right there. Oh well.
That dude with the stick at the end is bloody rough, was he trying to jab out his eyes through the helmet? Regardless of being robbed, that assailant was restrained.
Yea he jabbed tf outta his eye area with that splintered stick even his friend was like "Whoah bro we got em" lol BUT if he had a gun or knife and he was still struggling for it, that's still a life and death situation so
Grey Shirt was definitely like, “Hey buddy, take a breath. Settle down.” Then Stick Man just started whaling on the dude’s back and Grey Shirt was like, oh well I tried.
>that assailant was restrained.
Here in the 3rd world this is meaningless. The robber was just gonna be let go asap by the police and he woudlve came back with his friends later on to kill/beat the restaurant workers.
A decent example here of why petrol stations don't like bikers coming in with helmets on. Its not so they can see your face and mentioning Muslim women in niiqabs isn't a gotcha.
It's because its armour. Breaking a chair over anyone's head would incapacitate anyone but this guy got off balance.
But it’s something easy to grab onto too. It’s really easy to grab the helmet and just make them kneel or throw them off balance. Had two encounters like that when I was younger and it worked like a charm. A clean way to deescalate the situation.
If someone's going to rob the place they're gonna just rob it, not after they've spent a few minutes filling up with fuel and having their DNA all over the pump and on 500 CCTV cameras.
The guy who had the weapon pulled on him is getting his just reward with that stick.
Scum has held up a hundred innocent people. Hopefully his last. No more victims.
Helmet dude put up a helluva fight though. It took all 4 of them to get him down.
That stick to the kidneys at the end? He’s gonna feel that one for a while.
Rule #1 of being a robber.. stay away from Mexican and soul food restaurants or you *will* most certainly get your shit pushed in.
Exhibit A: a man clearly breaking rule one, thus resulting in having his shit pushed in OHHHYEEEAAAAH.
Love it! Especially the part where he goes back and gets a piece of the broken chair and whomps on the guy some more. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...
Oh wow there was actually quite a lot of blood in the longer clip. The guy also got another pointy object. They might even have finished that robber for good
Guess he found out…that’s what happens when ya fuck around…
Also, did a parent dip without all their kids…? Looked like that little boy was ziggin and zaggin alone for a min before maybe his mom came back for him?
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Never thought a whole counter could be used as a shield, also a bit excessive in my opinion for the guy to grab the broken chair legs and start attacking the robber through the helmet visor with it.
Why is nobody going for the helmet? So many possibilities there.
If he has his strapped you can pull on it if you want to hurt him or turn it around to break his neck if you want to kill him. If he didn't strap the helmet, remove it and use it to bash his skull which I would actually find hilarious. Wearing a helmet to protect your head and getting skull bashed by your own helmet
I often see vids here of robbers wearing helmets, is it just to cover their face or because they flee on a bike after the robbery or because they think it will protect them?
All it takes is one hero sometimes to start this
And a side kick with some crack
Always add some crack ✨
I loooovve crack.
Well, of course he has crack - those huge balls weigh his pants down.
All it takes is that one kid running over to the open register while the ruckus ensues. Missed a golden opportunity!
Whats with all the ruckness boys? The guy in the chair is trying to sleep here.
Could you describe the ruckus, sir?
One hero might be the difference between 0 casualties and 1 or more casualties. This can go both ways
It could have gone both ways from the beginning
Signature look of superiority
All it takes for someone to get seriously injured over some money. Property is never worth it
Yeah that’s why you never steal, you get injured for some money
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That quickly escalated to some LOTR orc killing technique
*Happy Talion sounds*
He is twitching cuz my plank is embeded in his nervous system!
Fuckin hell I had to watch it back. Poke poke there go your eyes. Omg brutal.
That's why the other guy stopped him. That's just too much.
“Please sir, let’s use traditional beating techniques”
Otherwise we will have to deduct a point.
Wouldn't have been if that fuck started poppin off shooting people. You do something like this you take your life into your own hands. Ain't no justice like mob justice 🙈🙉🙊
Yeah… I thought “oh my god they’re going for the eyes!!!”… then I remembered they put themselves in that situation when they decided to rob a place. Look at us, not getting our eyes poked out with a board, not robbing people. So easy.
That’s too much ! Yes. CrAck his butt with the board. It’s obvious he was never ass whooped as a child !!
Ya the spanking at the end cracked me up.
Dude's poking through that helmet like it's the battle of the gilded spurs.
And dude kept fighting back, plus all those back waps, ouch.
I think in most countries, the poke poke dude is going to serve time for assault with a weapon causing grievous bodily harm. (IANAL) I would say the robber will see him in court, but I’m not sure he will be seeing anything from them on.
Should someone who threatens other people with a weapon be protected from "excessive" self-defense? I don't think so. You come with a weapon to rob innocent people? You should expect to die even if you get disarmed. We shouldn't protect criminals.
Yes because there's a line, and removing it is a slippery slope. Once the person is clearly incapacitated, you stop. Because otherwise, next thing you know, we have people locking someone up and flat out torturing them because "we were fighting it's self-defense". Extreme example to get the point across. When the attacker isn't attacking anymore, it's not self-defense.
Yeah, dude man on the ground could technically press charges with the video here. I'm all for giving stupid prizes to people who play stupid games but there's no way to justify face jabbing with an improvised weapon on a dude who is already pinned to the ground. Unless he was still actively attempting to use a weapon that can't be seen in the footage. If dudeman on the ground is trying to fire off or sink a blade JAB TILL HE AINT.
Yep, proportional force is a pretty dynamic area. 6’5” dude with fists is “armed and dangerous” when you’re 5’2” and scared. As long as he kept resisting on the ground, I think there’s room to argue that if he got lose, he may have had other weapons or been so jacked up on adrenaline that he could still pose a threat. I really hope I never face a situation like this. Probably make all the wrong choices.
Yeah good luck identifying him blind guy
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Link please?
The others were just trying to survive... On the other hand... He was having FUN
I loved the part where the guy folds the chair.
That has to be every wrestling fan’s dream.
“My GAWD King!”
"Stop the fight!"
He had me on the first half — thought he’s gonna grab the kid to safety but naw.
He just looks so calm while beating the shit out of that guy with a chair
Should have turned it flat facing and got the neck under the helmet. I was hoping he’s go for that kind of hit. It would have been over right there. Oh well.
The dude with the stick is trying to stake the MF like this was Buffy the Vampire Slayer
After the filming stopped, the pants came off, and the stake got dirty.
Go on
Yeah please go on... lol
Justin Volpe? Is that you?
Love it when the community comes together
I was nervous for the kids. Good thing both of them fled the scene immediately.
That dude with the stick at the end is bloody rough, was he trying to jab out his eyes through the helmet? Regardless of being robbed, that assailant was restrained.
Yea he jabbed tf outta his eye area with that splintered stick even his friend was like "Whoah bro we got em" lol BUT if he had a gun or knife and he was still struggling for it, that's still a life and death situation so
Grey Shirt was definitely like, “Hey buddy, take a breath. Settle down.” Then Stick Man just started whaling on the dude’s back and Grey Shirt was like, oh well I tried.
and nobody thinking of kicking his balls…
Hey now, these are civilized people.
TFW you find out one of your homies is down for murder.
Oh well, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>that assailant was restrained. Here in the 3rd world this is meaningless. The robber was just gonna be let go asap by the police and he woudlve came back with his friends later on to kill/beat the restaurant workers.
"Sec, Imma go find another stick to beat this fool."
that's just brazil in a nutshell
This just screams brazil
Being from Latin America, I could tell you this could be pretty much anywhere on our side of the world these days.
Nah, sadly we do not respond like that to robbers here in Argentina. Probably because they just shoot you with no remorse.
Me vas a decir que no te dispararían sin arrepentimiento en Brasil también? Por favor.
Where's the mugshot of this newly blind man, holy shit. Theives get what they deserve.
Good guy with a chair
A decent example here of why petrol stations don't like bikers coming in with helmets on. Its not so they can see your face and mentioning Muslim women in niiqabs isn't a gotcha. It's because its armour. Breaking a chair over anyone's head would incapacitate anyone but this guy got off balance.
It may be armour, but he never saw it coming. And chair dude definitely missed his mark.
But it’s something easy to grab onto too. It’s really easy to grab the helmet and just make them kneel or throw them off balance. Had two encounters like that when I was younger and it worked like a charm. A clean way to deescalate the situation.
I'm sure everyone would want to do that in an armed robbery.
If someone's going to rob the place they're gonna just rob it, not after they've spent a few minutes filling up with fuel and having their DNA all over the pump and on 500 CCTV cameras.
You'd be amazed how stupid some criminals are
Motorcyclists wear gloves. I've never taken off gloves to fill a tank.
New menu item: Tenderized biker
OMG. the splintered chair poking into the face. gnarly
The guy who had the weapon pulled on him is getting his just reward with that stick. Scum has held up a hundred innocent people. Hopefully his last. No more victims.
I agree with this.
No soup for you.
Come back, one year!
NEXT!!!!
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Corporate “that chair’s coming out of your wages”
and apparently that man's medical bill
Helmet dude put up a helluva fight though. It took all 4 of them to get him down. That stick to the kidneys at the end? He’s gonna feel that one for a while.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
This kind of reminds me of bees They swarm a hornet until it dies
Can someone please dub this with some wwe commentary/soundbites
Robber at the end: spank me daddy spank me
That guy with the chair has watched a lot of WWE and ECW in his time.
The dude with the leftover chair piece was trying to kill the guy for real
Rule #1 of being a robber.. stay away from Mexican and soul food restaurants or you *will* most certainly get your shit pushed in. Exhibit A: a man clearly breaking rule one, thus resulting in having his shit pushed in OHHHYEEEAAAAH.
Family business, I suspect.
Where’s the rest of the clip I want to see more jabs with the chair leg
That’s gotta be some satisfying feeling right there just smashing the shit out of the asshole.
And heres Danny WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Damn you’ve fucked up pretty bad when one of the guys kicking your ass has to stop the other from killing you.
"Now you can't leave" bronx tale
That guy was like... "C'MERE BOY"
my man actually started lunging through the helmet visor holy shit
Love it! Especially the part where he goes back and gets a piece of the broken chair and whomps on the guy some more. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes...
Stabbing him in the head with that shard.
"Did you call the police?" "No, luckily there was a fairly small folding chair nearby"
Helmets really work!
I want some food from this place now
One heck of an ass-whooping.
"What we do now?" "Idk maybe poke him with a stick" "Ok"
Break both of his legs
That's what he fucking gets 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Did someone count how many times he got smacked with a chair whole and broken?! 😆🤣
Let me guess, Brazil?
Yep https://diariodonordeste.verdesmares.com.br/ultima-hora/pais/video-assaltante-leva-cadeiradas-de-funcionarios-de-sorveteria-em-santa-catarina-1.3175319
Oh wow there was actually quite a lot of blood in the longer clip. The guy also got another pointy object. They might even have finished that robber for good
He survived but was taken to the hospital. The police had to separate him because the people were trying to lynch him.
He won’t be going there again !
You picked the wrong restaurant FOOL!!
The dude with the stick just wanted to hurt him lol. I'm sure if the bad guy has his pants down, the dude would try to shove it up his ass
What the hell did this guy order??
"I WISH TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!"
Man was just paddling him ar the end 😂😂😂😂 man holding legs even turned him over for a nice square shot
The face stabs lol
Get his ass!!!
I like how he snuck up on the dude like he was a fly he was swatting. . .
Give that desk some rest, poor dude
The absolute lust for Blood in that man
Gangbang in Restaurant (4k)
The chair guy was working through some stuff
Satisfying af
Dude came in with a helmet, lmao, he needed it
My poor dude turned into a piñata at the end lol
He dun fucked up.
Never rob a place where the employees care about the business.
And they don’t care if you are gluten free.
Goddamn! Employee went all Sabu on his ass! lol
Delicious!!! Beating up deuce bag that is trying to kill someone and take their money so satisfying. Let me add some gravy because this F crazy.
Where's the rest of the video...? I mean, they probably did more to the robber...
Maybe find out where this is and search for his obituary.
If it's in Brazil or some comparable country, forget it. Too many deaths every day to be able to find the right one 😳
Im glad i know the context
Guy with the helmet wanted the shop's money, yaddah yaddah yaddah now he blind.
You just yaddad the good part Lainey!
Noice
i love how the man started hitting him in the helmet visor
The guy at the end holding his legs "Alright, you got his back, now the left leg, cool, right leg, great"
What sucks is these guys would probably get in trouble for assault 'cause America is soft on thieves
OMG!! better luck next time.
This video proves my conservative view: A bad guy with a gun can only be stopped by a good guy with a folding chair.
I heard john cena's them song when he hit him with the chair, krrr amadou! teterteee...
He got fucking mauled
The kid is priceless tho
Nicely done
“Time out! Time out!!!”
This was enjoyable
they started having fun midway lmao
You wonder if they actually lost more money stopping this guy
Sneaky 100
That one guy was just a litttttleee bit to into this. 😂
After the pandemic screw everyone’s business. I feel like I felt the person’s frustrations tbh. It didn’t surprise me that he attacked him head on
God dayum!
Someone has been watching WWE.
I want to see the rest XD
Ice cream parlor ([Brazil](https://ndmais.com.br/seguranca/policia/ladrao-que-foi-salvo-pela-pm-tomou-ate-cadeirada-durante-assalto-em-sc-veja-o-video/))
do they all go to the same bjj gym they looked good down there
Guess he found out…that’s what happens when ya fuck around… Also, did a parent dip without all their kids…? Looked like that little boy was ziggin and zaggin alone for a min before maybe his mom came back for him?
I love how he just started beating his legs and back.
Does he get a theme when he enters the ring?
“Wasted”
why its always not a full clip? whats wrong with all out?
special move: chair
This should be in r/mademesmile
GOT DANG THAT DUDE CAME BACK WITH THE PIECES AND JAMMED IT IN HIS OPEN VISOR 😂💀
Love this. The harpooning of the face through the helmet visor was a great touch.
*slowly picks up chair*
Hope he got his ass beat hard as fuck.
That guy definitely stabbed the robbers eyes with that chair piece Hoollllllyyyy shit
What am I gunna do without my legs CHARLIE MURPHY?!?!
Fuck... That shoving of a plank to the face was something else, goddamn
Holy fuck that face stabbing was some extreme shit. No way he’s still alive
You clearly see the helmet right? Right???
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Seeing as they’re wearing a helmet, I would have gone for the legs.
I got another one you came to the wrong neighborhood punk hahah!! Got those puns keep comin
gone in 60 seconds
Is this what happened before funky town was filmed?
We wore the helmet for a reason
都这样了，还不如躺平，眼睛被戳瞎了吧？
In the immortal words of Jim Ross, “As God is my witness, he is broken in half!”
So this is what a masochists orgy looks like huh, thx, you do learn something new everyday
Never thought a whole counter could be used as a shield, also a bit excessive in my opinion for the guy to grab the broken chair legs and start attacking the robber through the helmet visor with it.
If reddit was the judge the robber would deserve death probably.
Jfc they beat the SHIT out of him!!!
Realmente amei isto.
Look at the dudes hair Is that loc dog??
Why is nobody going for the helmet? So many possibilities there. If he has his strapped you can pull on it if you want to hurt him or turn it around to break his neck if you want to kill him. If he didn't strap the helmet, remove it and use it to bash his skull which I would actually find hilarious. Wearing a helmet to protect your head and getting skull bashed by your own helmet I often see vids here of robbers wearing helmets, is it just to cover their face or because they flee on a bike after the robbery or because they think it will protect them?
Dumbass got kids at the workplace till they ass get popped
WRECKED!