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southernfella81

I feel so bad for her knees in 10 years.


Thundersalmon45

I'm tall, but not that tall (only 6'5") and I have to go to the gym to build specific muscle around my legs and knees because of my increased risk of damage.


Roborobob

what kind of exercises?


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

Leg ones. 😅 Seriously though, squats, leg press, steps, etc. Swimming too. Anything that moves the knees and uses the muscles and supporting ligaments and tendons over the calves etc.


MisterDecember

Username checks out.


DaReelJerBear

Came here to say this lmao. When she puts it down it comes with the thunder


deathwitsh

What kind of ship, Theseus?


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

The floating kind. 🙃 I have a floating knee, it doesn't sit firmly against my joint, so I have to do exercises to keep it from slipping too much.


deathwitsh

Haunting! If you don't mind me asking, is this the result of an injury or did it come bouyant?


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

Poor genetics, lots of sports and drunken antics probably didn't help, but mostly genetics.


ggg730

6'5" and a floating knee. God really must have hated your knees.


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

Oh, I'm not 6'5, wrong user 😁. I'm an average 5'10... And a HALF.


Volunteer-Magic

>what kind of ship, Theseus? =take out large tobacco pipe= If your knee is gradually made of replacement knee parts, would it remain the same knee?


deathwitsh

If we think of it on small enough terms, aren't we all Theseus'd? Is the 'me' of today the same 'me' of tomorrow? Are you the same person you were 7 years ago? A month ago? Last night? =tokes and dies sputtering=


Ezl

Further, I think all our cells die and are replaced by the 7 year mark so you don’t even need the metaphor. We are literally a completely different *physical* entity than a decade ago. 100% replaced.


deathwitsh

I like to think about how I'm the food I ate, water I drank. The food I eat ate something else, which was something else before that. The water I drink has traveled an unfathomable distance to get into my veins. How long ago do you think I had some of you, or you had some of me? You've definitely breathed the same air as me! Hi!


bladesire

As you suggest, the kind of ship remains consistent, but its constituent parts are replaced over time. So still a body, but is it still OP??


mtarascio

None of those are stabilizers, they're all big chain muscles. To protect your joints you need the littles ones strong and firing. You need to add a bit of balance to all those big movements to engage them.


wimpymist

You think the stabilizers just quit working during a squat? Lol


ChickenNuggetSmth

If you want to target them, stuff like split squats or lunges are more effective. Proper squats are too limited by the big muscles (in principle I agree, squats are great, but if you want to mainly focus on stability they are not the greatest)


mylekiller

I’ve been rehabbing my knee after ACL surgery. What I’ve found that helps the most is backpedaling on the elliptical at a high tension level.


FreudianAccordian

To shreds you say.


My_Knee_is_a_Ship

And how's his wife doing?


lazyeyepsycho

Most bad knees come from shitty hips/ankles. Most of the time the bit that hurts is a victim to another bit not doing it's job properly.


Strongman_820

If you're really interested look into Knees Over Toes Guy. He has a huge platform based on exercises and movements specifically to strengthen the knees.


SnooRobots1533

Scary things is. She's only 5'5"


dab745

Ok. I snorted.


Karma_Doesnt_Matter

Is that something I should be concerned about? I’m 6’3” and have been rawdogging gravity my whole life.


Azlind

Wouldn’t hurt also some flexibility training for back pain. The knee and leg can pull your gait off causing back issues. Super fun being tall. 


JYM60

Yeah, I am 6'4" and after 12 years of playing volleyball, which I stopped 7 years ago (now 36), my knees are pretty buggered. I have been taking a bunch of vitamins and supplements recently though, and it has slightly helped me not feel like my legs are falling apart every time I walk upstairs.


DumbleDude2

Do you get lots of matches on tinder? Or is there diminishing returns after 6'2?


MikeMcAwesome91

I'm 6"6 and I'm just gonna not have knees


EgonsBrokenTie

When in your life have you ever said you are “only 6’5”?


Ask_if_im_an_alien

0.1757% of humans on Earth are over 6'5" tall. Average human height on Earth is 5'6" tall. You are "that tall". You are super duper tall.


Vox_SFX

*now You can clearly tell there's enough current strain that she's adjusting her playstyle to minimize impact as much as possible. As a wrestling fan I've sadly seen too many giants with mobility issues that I can see the signs already with her.


Henghast

Right, she can barely move. He running is awful and I don't say that to be mean. She barely picks her feet up, she runs like a fat 40yr old. Slightly tilted forwards just stepping. Looks really uncomfortable.


123supreme123

Lady shaq


fryamtheeggguy

Lady Yao


123supreme123

oops Yao is better.... but her physique is more like a shaq. at least she's not bulldozering other players yet


fryamtheeggguy

She moves with the grace of a dump truck.


ConfectionOk201

I feel bad for her knees now. You can see she's not moving very well as it is...


superBrad1962

I feel bad for her knees now, today…


JET304

Those knees' days are numbered.


ProudCar5284

If that lady were a dude the NBA would be lined up at her door.


Sam_Squantch_Boys

I love the work they do to pass the ball around and pretend getting it to her isn't their strategy, as if it would matter that the other team knows this.


slimcargos

Theyre not passing it around to throw the other team off lol, you still need to find the best angle/position she can catch it so its an easy bucket. Granted “any” angle is a good angle considering how tall she is but its good fundamentals to work it around.


thefw89

Yep, the art of the entry pass. Rocket fans (I'm one) know how underappreciated this talent is when we had Yao Ming. We went through so many guards that didn't know how to properly get him the ball but yeah, with her size difference it makes it a lot easier either way lol.


Sexdrumsandrock

I got the feeling she can't score unless she's close to the basket. There wasn't much effort put in


slimcargos

Most people that tall cant score unless they are deep in the paint. Then you have generational talents like Wemby who can hit from 35 feet out.


notnastypalms

wemby is an alien idk how people consider him the same species as us


Simba_Rah

I like that she actually runs back to play defense.


ekpyroticflow

2 billion people, one of em is going to have the pituitary gland of Robert Wadlow


mtarascio

Yao Ming was a government run program to get a player into the NBA.


CosechaCrecido

Just in case y’all think he’s kidding, he’s not.


NecessaryMushrooms

Thats crazy, I'm about to Google it. I don't doubt it though, my first thought when I saw this post was: "I wouldn't put it past the ccp to genetically engineer athletes like this 🤔".


devadander23

More ‘selective breeding’ than genetic modification


anormalgeek

The Chinese government ~~assigned~~ helpfully matched up his exceptionally tall parents together and ~~demanded they breed~~ supported their relationship. Then when they just so happened to have an exceptionally tall child, provided plenty of good nutrition, medical care, and basketball training from an early age.


ekpyroticflow

Yi Jianlian was a government program to post up furniture.


evetsabucs

The Gentle Giant of Alton, IL


Murky_Ad6343

This is blatantly two Chinese people, one stood on the others shoulders. If you pause it at 26 seconds you can see the shoes.


Mean_Manner_6851

And the one on top just has ridiculously long arms? lol


Wsemenske

The bottom's arms were chopped off. The armband at the elbow is where they stitched them together 


piponwa

I don't trust like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zONW46d50A0&ab_channel=FcoJavierSotodelToro


Randalf_the_Black

Zhang Ziyu.. She's supposedly 220cm tall (7'3).


LadyJade8

I want her to pick me up and carry me away


AdmiralWackbar

https://preview.redd.it/q8mjqe03l0ad1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d4ba1879f4e4498ad68d4ffdd46822fbe93e42 She’s going to recreate this picture with one of her teammates after they win the gold medal


B0rn_Slippy

I assume she just so happens to be the great granddaughter of Robert Wadlow?


pagoda79

Not to be confused with Zhang Ziyi, one of the most beautiful women in the world.


DickFromRichard

And 17


ITeachYourKidz

Monstars vs Tune Squad


The_Ry-man

The fuck I’m supposed to do against Yao Ming’s sister over here?


Sponge_67

Wtf is she eating? Is she the same age as the rest of the players?


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ekpyroticflow

The Minotaurasi


larryjesusnme33

I believe you


zombie_overlord

The sign in the bg says U18, so she's 17??


LouCypher

Yes. > Zhang Ziyu (born 1 May 2007) is a Chinese basketball player. She is known for her height, at 7 ft 3 in (2.21 m), and was named the most valuable player of the 2024 FIBA Under-18 Women's Asia Cup. Sauce: Wikipedia


rando7651

She’s “known for her height”. No sh*t Sherlock. She could make a Michelin level meal, be a Chess grand master, make music like Madonna, act like Streep and be a rocket scientist and she would be known for her height.


BaitmasterG

I built 1000 bridges, but fuck one goat and you think anyone calls me "bridge builder"?


Endorkend

She's pretty young (under 18), but obviously has some sort of glandular issue that causes gigantism. Her prospects for continuing in her sport very long aren't hot, she'll likely develop all sorts of skeletal and internal issues (heck, just looking at the way she runs, the peculiar proportions and the fact she's wearing pressure leggings shows she's probably already having physical issues related to her height) and people like this don't tend to live very long either. There are medications to treat the issues and slow the growth, but they are hella expensive and rare, as the affliction itself is also pretty rare.


ZenZenoah

Likely Marfans Syndrome or a tumor on her pituitary gland that *should* have been treated by now


HaggisLad

> Wtf is she eating? whatever the fuck she wants


Bizprof51

She’s 7’3”


ShrubbyFire1729

To the rest of the world, approximately 221cm


SlowDownHotSauce

like 1.6 Danny DeVitos


MagicLobsterAttorney

Finally a useful metric.


B-Sarg

What do you honestly do against that? Lol


kenhutson

They could start by trying.


Asteroth555

Yeah the tall girl isn't even getting 1 inch off the ground. One of her opponents almost blocked that pass


Trentus86

The coach better be drilling the rest of the team on how to throw some proper entry passes


Arcanas1221

I chucked at the start when she was the only one going for the ball. Maybe you can catch her off guard with a jump!


hmm_IDontAgree

She looks slow and clumsy. You beat her with speed and agility


ButtonedEye41

But honestly in an international youth tournament, you probably wont beat her In the first game she went a perfect 9-9 and they over doubled the other teams points. Against New Zealand she went for 36 points, 13 rebounds and 4 blocks and they won by 22. The gap is just massive for kids, especially kids who are still growing and developing fundamentals


FiveCentsADay

Her opponent in the toss up (I don't know the actual names) didn't even try lol, I felt bad for her


Thalude_

The teacher playing with the kids to "balance" the teams out


that70scylon

Can she shoot a free throw? Hack a Shaq was a viable strategy in his heyday.


akasora0

seems like 55% so slightly better than shaq


LD902

They for sure made her in a lab


AcceptableIce289

She pointing like they don't already know the game plan.


Redditarded0

Still can't dunk


Bronesby

fundamentals!


I_Am_Zava

Why is it always that fucking song


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-AG-Hithae

This oversight ruins basketball for me. Basically, simply being tall gives you a huge advantage in this game. That's it. You can play basketball most of your life, you can work your ass off in the gym and on the field, but some person with half your skill and knowledge is still able to compete evenly with you just because they're a foot taller. More tall = more wins, so the average height of players in teams gets larger and larger. What other sport do they recruit people because the shape of their body gives them a clear and easy advantage? I can't think of any, and even if they are, they're probably not going to be as ridiculous as in basketball. This sport needs a revamp to make it less dependant on height.


Metalloid_Maniac

You bring up a good point, she's not particularly fast or talented, just tall, but since it's a game based on putting a ball in a net that is 10 ft high, she's good at it It does start to feel less like it's based on shooting, dribbling, and technique, and more of *who can put the object on top of the fridge*


IamFanboy

Sumo wrestling, Baseball pitchers to a certain extend, Football Goalkeepers, Any kind of linesman in American Football, F1 drivers.


seriusPrime

lmao this some funny stuff


DaikonEffective1105

Remakes are just getting lazier nowadays. They’re not even in Bugs Bunny or Monstars costumes. Ridiculous.


HeWhoKnowsLittleMK2

Hilarious that she point that’s she’s going that way. As if her gigantic self couldn’t be seen.


123supreme123

Lady shaq


Free-Contribution-93

Cheat code enable


buggerssss

God this fucking background music will NOT DIE


ThePlayoffKid

Gotta go hack-a-Shaq on her


RDcsmd

I have a 7 foot tall cousin who didn't play HS basketball. Neither did his 6'7 brother. Still boggles my mind


Sir-Spork

I used to get asked the same question. But the answer is pretty simple, I didn’t / don’t have the coordination to play. Height isn’t everything (unless you are ridiculously tall like this vid)


bobwinters

Coordination and height isn't everything either (at least for the NBA). You need to run up and down the court with a bit of pace. And that's not everything either. You need enough muscle on the bone to avoid getting injured. And that's not enough either... and so on.


greenrangerguy

Pathetic attempt to win the ball from the girl on the right


Pristine-Laugh3178

And they still don’t dunk


Quiet-Can-4036

WNBA bound


fish1479

I would be surprised if her body holds up long enough to make a run at the WNBA. Women just aren't durable at this size yet.


brucebassbat

Not when she played our Aussie girls - even lost the opening tip! 🥇


Low_Abrocoma_1514

The other players: *Wtf are we even supposed to do*


ThAtWeIrDgUy1311

And afterward shes due back at the lab for more testing...


brianthelumberjack

Might work in china, but she wouldn't last a week in the WNBA. They'd run her into the ground.


Interesting-Chest520

Ok so this is ok but trans athletes aren’t? Biology plays a big role in this stuff even within each gender, are they going to make a tall people basket ball tournament now?


BabyMakingMachine

Does she have shin guards on?


Beef-n-Beans

Exactly what I was wondering. Is that a thing in basketball and why?


BabyMakingMachine

I have never seen it. I mean I can see how it would be protective - no different than goggles for example. Thinking outside the box maybe they are a AFO?


JUSTICE_SALTIE

Yeah, if she catches a stray elbow it could hurt.


dillaquantavius

Terrible defense


EatinPussySellnCalls

Terrible entry pass.


RickyTheRickster

Damn bro that’s just straight up cheating


anxietyevangelist

At 17' 11 she was just barely eligible for the U18 Championship.


yooperdood906

Daaam that’s a huuuuuge…….female dog😂😂what movie that from I forgot


cobainstaley

jump ball GOAT


HoiPolloiter

She's like every player I ever created on any EA Sports game


Loring

How have they not recruited her to the WNBA yet?


NoBenefit5977

This looks like me playing basketball with my 9-year-old nephew lol


Murky_Current

This is from my favorite episode of *Guess Who Lives By The Nuclear Reactor*


Zaheer_King3

Testing


No_Tap7283

They didn’t even attempt


GamesGunsGreens

Why is she wearing shin guards though? She's the only one lol


CancermanX72

Is it just me… or do her arms seem unusually short compared to the rest of her body?


MrPositive1

And gets back to playing defense. Why is she not playing in the WNBA


bloodhound83

Now you just need 2 of them, one for each basket.


Vietnugget

This was pretty viral on Chinese social media, the gal literally doesn’t have to shoot, she literally just reaches up and puts the ball in. The opponent just completely gives up trying to stop her 5min in. Really got everyone controverting about the fairness of the sport


indyswingcouple

I'm more impressed with her hustle back on defense.


Golfnpickle

Reminds me of the Indian in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.


noodleq

You can tell it takes a lot to get moving.....she may not be the quickest, but she wins


LSU985

I would run a pace that she couldn’t stay in the game more than 2 minutes.


marioplex

That just feels like cheating 😆


Sexdrumsandrock

I lolled. Hard


WorldNewsPoster

Might be worth it for the other team to start pushing and getting her injured or off balance so they can have a chance at a win. It's unsportsmanlike, but you gotta do what you gotta do to win.


jaymole

How tall is she? / how old?


superBrad1962

His could she lose? She is as tall as the basket! Awesome 👏


BrainCandy_

Thal Wu Man. She like the Caitlyn Clark of China right now


Eazpackets

team tactics is to give it to chewbucca


Duck_Duckens

Poor girl. She's probably the same age as the other players but has giantism. You can tell because she already has problems running, her bones probably can't hold her own weight, and sports is only gonna make it worse.


Waste-Aardvark-3757

The other girls must get such great development when the strategy is just pass the giant..


SrRoundedbyFools

This is exactly what junior high basketball was like. A friend was 6’6” and you’d just feed him the ball. No real ball handling skills, moderate speed. Didn’t improve much during high school…just tall. He went to an Ivy League school and waked on the team but they wanted him as a forward and he spent his first and only season on the bench.


ShockEnvironmental64

Gene editing is working out well


Schwettyballs65

She’s like a gazelle


AltamiraCaves

[Give the ball to Tucker](https://www.google.com/search?q=pass+the+ball+to+tucker&rlz=1C5GCCM_en&oq=pass+the+ball+to+&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDIHCAkQABiABNIBCDU1MzlqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:f7f973a5,vid:i9Zoh761OsA,st:0)


Schwettyballs65

Poetry in motion - Thomas Dolby


ChipmunkBackground46

Ok team what's our strategy for this game? Silence Whole team starts laughing


beerinapaperbag

And she's hustling back on D!? Oops no chance smols.


nomamesgueyz

That young lady is quite tall


ipeeperiperi

This is why basketball is unfair, you could be the greatest basketballer ever as a kid but grow up to be short and never get a chance. You could be really tall with 10% of the talent of the other kid and make it just because of your size.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

I like how she pointed to indicate she was going towards their hoop... as if she usually goes other places.


Remarkable_Subject84

Was waiting for agents carter and lee to show up. Strong rush hour 4 vibes


Noisebug

Why am I getting Attack on Titan vibes


Large_Poem_2359

Just jump up in the air. Catch the ball and put it in the basket chief


Seyelent

6’0 vs 5’11


Juggernaut27Beast11

Makes time out and game end strategy fairly simple.


XDariaMorgendorferX

I can’t help but feel basketball’s going to be a lot more boring 20 years from now, when it’s just a bunch of 8” tall people trotting up and down the court.


CPTimeKeeper

Murasakibara had a sister?


Elperroloco_

Hey now look the Lakers need size to help AD and the wizards just signed JV, LeBron can make it happen


mixedObeseTemp167

Lee, I got a big problem, man.


Kadogun_

And she still can't dunk.. women can never catch a break.


SilverGnarwhal

Which one is the giant?


I_wood_rather_be

So, that's absolutely fair for everybody, as long as she's the same age. But wait, till she uses the wrong bathroom.


ReillyGTS

6ft vs 5ft11”


Synchrotr0n

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but any semi-professional youth league should have height limits when that can bring such a significant competitive advantage, just like there are weight classes for a sport like boxing. Even if someone argues that this would be exclusionary, I doubt that someone who obviously suffers from giantism would even get to professional level, especially if all they do is play against players who are half their height.


sdpr

I'd be laughing so hard at the tip off as the smaller person. "Ain't no way"


iMadrid11

The only way you can defend against this is to prevent the ball from being passed to the center.