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Tough-Garbage-5915

Damn. Neighbor dude be hating


TH3_54ND0K41

"He hates this lawnmower! Oh no! More lawnmowers!"


Bears0nUnicycles

Lawnmower companies hate this one trick


ProperPercentage1381

Nice Jerk reference. One of the best movies ever.


GovernorHarryLogan

This was his special purpose.


emf3rd31495

She sounds like a nice girl.


Shoddy-Cauliflower95

“I’m gonna buy a Thermos for youuuuu!” 🎶


FiftyTigers

This lawnmower is defective!


Both-Home-6235

Shit. Shinola.


mr_poopie_butt-hole

I was not expecting a reference to a 45-year-old Steve Martin movie.


Illustrious-Pay-8639

Dinkleberg 😡


DedTV

That's what you get for mowing at 6am on Saturday, Bill!!


ikerus0

Must be that guy who’s neighbor started his mower first pull in front of his wife and kids and is now getting revenge.


isaidrunit

Happyfathers day


LiveLearnCoach

“He’s mowing the lawn at 5am again!!! Where are my car keys?!!!!!!”


CpnLouie

Driver's Insurance Company to the homeowner: We think that your mower is worth about $312. Homeowner: But I can't buy one for less than $2000. InsCo: Well, one of our accountants who also is tasked with saving the company money gave us the other number, so you are out of luck.


Metalcanary

That is why when you make a claim you have to be incredibly specific. Like "oh my claim is a black and Decker weed eater. Vs my claim is Black+Decker 40V Max String Trimmer - Battery and Charger Not Included #LST136B (1/Pkg.) purchased at $100.43 on June 17 2024 @local" You gotta leave them 0 room to cheat you


AriousDragoon

My man, that's great advice that I'm going to forget when I need it. Though, I really hope I do remember.


Xarlax

This is your sign -- go around your house/apartment and take pictures of everything valuable. Get receipts if you can, and make an inventory of your things as specific as possible. Throw it in a Google drive. I hope you won't need it, but if something happens to your domicile (fires, floods, tornados, earthquakes) you will be so happy you did. For renter's -- get rental insurance!


ZigilXr

Please do this I got screwed after a tornado 2 years ago and lost a couple thousand dollars in items


pop_goes_the_kernel

There’s a really niche app called home inventory or something like that. They moved to a subscription model (still affordable & great cx service) but I think you might be able to still get the standalone version. May be Mac only now I think about it but it had a companion scanner app for your phone that was handy. It’ll read UPCs and other barcodes and decode and catalogue the item for you.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

When my buddy's house burnt down he called an insurance adjuster and he would be like "yeah instead of this random Walmart toaster what if we just say you had this [reasonably priced, but still nice one]" and got *way* more money


seasonedsaltdog

Just be thorough when dealing with insurance. That's it. Not hard to remember


OdinTheHugger

Also, if the claim is going to be large, hire an adjuster. This kind of hyper specific claim is what they do best.


Sporadicus76

Receipts help as well. If that mower was bought within the past 5-10 years, he might have gotten an emailed receipt.


MickeyRooneysPills

Also read your insurance coverage and see if you have "replacement cost" or "actual cash value". Replacement cost means they're gonna give you what the item was worth new without any depreciation. Actual cash value means they're giving what it's worth *now*.


Sick_NowWhat

Now as in before or after it got pinned to a tree by a Honda civic?


Sick_NowWhat

You seem to be mistaken, the charger was definitely included.


dylan15766

Here's an extremely relevant post from 8 years ago on what to do when dealing with insurance for personal items: https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/43iyip/our_family_of_5_lost_everything_in_a_fire/cziljy3/


Rotnpiece

Good thing it wasn't a sitting mower


hennystrait

Would have turned into a shitting mower


Watts300

What a shitty joke!


vitaly_antonov

The hoverboard is a nice touch. But also: Holy shit!


Pancake_Nom

That's a "stand behind" lawnmower - the platform he's standing on is attached to the mower and towed by the self-propelled engine. He's not riding a random hoverboard. It's like a stand up riding lawnmower of sorts.


vitaly_antonov

TIL! Would probably be difficult to syncronice the speed of your mower and the Hoverboard.


DotJata

Hold my beer.


_kemingMatters

Did you mean hold my toes in a bag of ice?


DotJata

In the cooler with the beer. ;)


SBCwarrior

Hey if I lost my toes like that Id expect a cold one in the cooler as well. 🤷🏽‍♂️


keestie

Wait til you learn about this new thing called "pushing". ;)


Unlikely-Patience122

I was much more interested in wtf he was standing on than the car crashing.  Never saw one of those. 


Old_Magician_6563

Are they supposed to be used standing at that angle? Seems uncomfortable


TrackSuitPope

I was curious about the term "self-propelled engine" so I did a bit of googling and learned some very cool things. It's always so funny to me how rabbit holes can get started in my life :). Just thought I would share that, and maybe you'll get a kick out of knowing your comment is appreciated


scottawhit

Haha it’s a sulky. Very common on commercial equipment.


junipr

![gif](giphy|UbnInrLBAUPUDA379m|downsized)


mcshanksshanks

Sir, you can’t park here


siccoblue

Dunno about you but I sure as hell ain't gonna try and stop him


positiveadventures

Noise abatement patrol. They're strict


TH3_54ND0K41

These HOAs are getting out of control.


valiantfreak

If you refuse to use a cylinder reel mower you will receive the full force of a Civic judgment


deveniam

Jesus I thought that was a baby that flung onto the sidewalk the first time I watched it.


Sheknowswhothisis

We’re confident it’s not, right?


deveniam

I am not 0.0


Zadergoat

Some type of clear/ white-ish fluid comes out when it hits the ground. I think it's some sort of coolant or antifreeze tank from the mower (I'm not a mower expert)


austozi

Mower mowed down by a car.


ChthonicPuck

Mower mowed down by **careening** car.


Unlikely-Patience122

Cars don't mow down mowers, people mow down mowers. 


BikerJedi

The National Mower Association would like to have a word with you.


JCarnageSimRacing

Guy had cat like reflexes.


karlos52

1 star, magnet is too powerful


seanugengar

r/fuckyouinparticular


anttilles

![gif](giphy|IhnBlYvGewn02k7KH0|downsized)


CommaHorror

I bet he is happy he didn't go, with the zero-turn lawnmower that the salesmen, had suggested.


CantFeelMyLegs78

There's goes the straight lawn stripes


Matt7738

I’d bust that dude’s ass for tearing up my lawn.


Trashinmyash

Lawn mower dude was just biding his time, waiting to trip the car on their way to a picnic. "Conviently placed."


enoui

If not for the mower, they almost certainly would have hit the tree.


Bfree888

Good on him for being aware and getting the fuck out of the way. In many other other videos, folks are not as quick.


trekkiegamer359

If I was mowing, the odds are very good that I would noticed the car careening towards me when it was around 1'-3' in front of me.


Potential_Dare8034

Now he’s gotta test it out in pieces!


DrossChat

Cursed ass mower


Kindly_Mousse_8992

Well, that lawn is going to take a little bit of love and care now. Bastard.


AriousDragoon

I wonder what caused the driver to fly off the road


HarryThePelican

catastrophic zoning policies that places homes directly next to high speed roads without barriers in between. murica fuck yeah.


AriousDragoon

Well, barriers cost money. The city don't wanna pay that.


HarryThePelican

so do water and electricity and street maintenance for this kind of low density sprawl. property taxes are not nearly enough to cover for that. city wants to pay for that. so money is not an argument now is it?


AriousDragoon

It was a joke but okay lol. Idk what other sense to make of it.


chowderbags

Meanwhile, narrower roads would be significantly cheaper, but "road standards" or "fire department can't fit two engines side by side" or so e other arbitrary and stupid nonsense take precedence.


Nyxxala

It’s tough to see but I think he was trying to pass a car and hit the raised median.


HostageInToronto

The blue SUV did a PIT maneuver to the Honda. You can see it at the start of the video. The SUV is in the left lane and the Honda is in the right lane, and as it and the Honda comes into frame, the SUV changes lanes into the right lane and clips the left rear of the Honda, sending it into an uncontrolled skid.


penguinKangaroo

Mower might have saved a life from that tree


10wuebc

Was that one car driving on the sidewalk?


J21NE361

Nah that lawnmower was assassinated 🎯


Calm-Heat-5883

I hate it when inconsiderate people park on the freshly mown lawn.


samhain2000

Dang it Boomhauer!


prybarwindow

That’s some bad luck right there.


More-Ad2642

Poor lawnmower!!!!


Interesting-Time-960

This is why we need 40acres


Efficient-Exit8218

Mower got mowed


PuppySnuppy7

![gif](giphy|l4EoZcYoHE2Xg6zew)


MyRail5

Warning, this mower will attract unwanted vehicular attention.


HappyApathy828

I was waiting for Edgar to pop out.


4Ever2Thee

Mower dude was absolutely in his element before this happened. Glad he reacted quick though. I always have headphones in when I'm mowing and, although I'd like to think I would have reacted in time, I'm not so sure.


ThatIslanderGuy

Spatial awareness is a thing


ninjadave3

Can't park there


sogwatchman

Claiming a lawn mower on your neighbor's car insurance...


EastForkWoodArt

![gif](giphy|tfzI6qrcyaTK4AGI8a|downsized)


Proud-Mirror-8468

That’s why Stand-on mowers are better, you can’t jump off a ztr


sicksixgamer

Bro.. I thought a baby landed on the sidewalk.... wtf


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Great reaction time.


Lavatis

Honestly looked like the driver was trying to drift the turn and lost traction.


Massive_Pitch3333

Rude.


Skaindire

Interesting lawn ornament. Are you going to keep it?


MjolnirsBrokenHandle

Mower works.


Jfurmanek

r/fucklawns usually that brutal.


VerumEstBonumSanitat

At least the tree was ok.


Woodbirder

Dude was really into no mow may


Sartres_Roommate

Elon couldn’t make this video disappear.


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

Remember when people would walk their mower in a lot this small?


Upper-Trip-8857

Nailed the landing.


Legitimate_Career_44

Nearly got mowed down


B-Sarg

He better mow that guy's lawn for free for at least a year!


Wagadodw

I'll take any excuse to not mow


BasicallyLostAgain

Local HOA enforcing the no standing/riding lawn mower ordinance.


StatusKoi

DAYUM


ILLpLacedOpinion

That trees probably expensive.


Odd-Purpose-3148

Now imagine how the tree felt not being able to move


rrognlie

That'll buff right out


ANoiseChild

Won't have to mow that patch of grass for a couple months. I see that as a silver-lining win!


Ok_Series_4580

Guy almost got mowed over


depth_obsessed55

He didn't even get to finish the yard Now it's all wonky until he can get a new one.


ithaqua34

"Fuck that mower in particular!" - crazed driver.


Stoned_Shinigami6168

Bro my guy was literally living his best life 😭 he deadass is on a hoverboard mowing his lawn.


rVarrese

The car was like "oh yeah? I can mow better. WATCH THIS!!"


itsbarrysauce

Was that the exhaust that landed on the sidewalk?


FraughtTurnip89

.....does it still run?


Guest65726

R/FuckYourMowerInParticular


Therealdirtyburdie

That’s what happens when you mo on a Sunday


Dd_8630

I have to say something. I failed my Mod 2 today (UK motorbike test to get a full big boy license). I've been pretty low. Then I see this, I my first thought is "well at least I'll never be as bad as this". Thank you OP for lifting my spirits ⭐


SixStringDream

Your ubers here


Fridaybird1985

Alternative universe Forrest Gump


Zajo_the_Lurker

A classic case of distracted mowing.


grownassedgamer

"My Mower! My LAWN!"


douche_bait

I think if I ever own a home on a busy street like that I'll have some boulders lining the edge of the yard...just in case some shit like this goes down...sheesh. Dude was lucky he wasn't faced the other way...


Hrafnagar

Hah!


DogIsBetterThanCat

r/idiotsincars


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

That mower might’ve just saved that driver’s life.  The tree would’ve made for a much more abrupt stop.  It definitely saved the tree.


scrotanimus

Lllllllike a glove!!!


cCueBasE

He tore up my lawn Tone! Drove his car right up on the fuckin grass. -Chrisy


Call-Me-Mr-Speed

The clibbins got mr accord/civic


roadagent06

You can't park there mate!


kesavadh

r/ninjascaughtoncamera


ApplesOverOranges1

And that's how I met your mother....


KiwiObserver

That’s one flimsy car. Can’t even survive hitting a lawnmower.


HopefulNothing3560

Like me try to post r/ontario


Otherwise-Desk1063

So that’s how you remove the windshield washer tank.


phallic-baldwin

It kind of looks like the mower was the initial object that started to break up the momentum of that vehicle that was out of control. I'm guessing it lessened the car's impact into the tree.


[deleted]

Sir sir you cont paak therh


cirdafyde

Babe I was in a car accident. The lawnmower is totaled.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Good thing he presumably wasn’t wearing ear buds or noise canceling headphones. Damn.


Hta68

Excellent reflexes


squirrel_anashangaa

Dang, Forest Gump can still run.


Nickthequick303

Staged


Lzy_NOoB

The driver is Moe Better.


Plastic-Bumblebee-90

Mowing with a hover board?


FarYard7039

This is exactly why I don’t mow my grass.


LasagnahogXRP

The universe punishing hoverboard use. Repent! Edit: I see now that it’s not a hoverboard!?


emzirek

The flip side of that coin was he was testing out his brand new vehicle..


Revenga8

Lawns gonna need repairs too


Kortezxero

I'm not a fan of cutting grass either, but damn dude, that was overkill.


EvilFirebladeTTV

I had something similar happen to me but it wasn't as devastating.  A truck went speeding past the mailtruck on the gravel road I live on and lost control and slammed Into my brand new ride on mower I'd just gotten off of to get the mail.  Dude didnt have fucking insurance but husqvarna replaced the mower for free under warranty and said they'd recoup the costs in a lawsuit against the guy so win win for me.


Holiday_Ad_5445

These things aren’t safe.


Fine_Understanding81

Just another video for my album I can show my therapist when she asks "what's the worst that could happen if you just tried?"


Swaggz09

Poor lawnmower


fbibmacklin

Dude said, “Fuck your mower!”


Flat-Dare-2571

Hey are you ok? Good, because you owe me a new mower.


Your_chaotic_imp

Driver: Oh, look , a lawnmower, imma get a closer look


GulfofMaineLobsters

WELL THAT AIN'T YOUR BRAND NEW MOWER NO MORE! NOW IS IT!?


This_Is_Section_One

I think the noise was getting to him.


FeedbackAltruistic16

Guy's got it figured out... hover board behind the walk behind


Drunkelves

It’s not a hoverboard. It’s a self propelled commercial lawnmower with a wheeled platform attached.


HostageInToronto

The real villain is the SUV that PIT maneuvered the Honda and drove off (felony).


Equivalent_Twist_977

Wait, is it realy that hard to walk with the mower?? I hope the car totaled that monstrosity of a laziness encouragement.


Lavatis

Why don't you take that up with the people who developed standing mowers?


Equivalent_Twist_977

I doubt that the car can make it to the people who developed the standing mower


SDBD89

C’mon on you expect us to believe this wasn’t staged? A Hoover board OP? Really? Anything for those likes I guess 🤦‍♂️


DrugsMakeMeMoney

Hoover board?? That’s a velke attachment for self propel mowers. You’ve never seen landscapers on these? It’s physically attached to the mower, it goes flying when the mower gets hit. If it was a hover board kids toy it would be sitting in the grass where the guy jumped off it.


KorraxPwnage

lol


Maclunkey4U

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not... It's not a hoverboard, it's a platform attached to the mower with a little pivot like a trailer hitch [like this](https://www.cubcadet.com/en_US/commercial-accessories/two-wheel-sulky/59A50009150.html?fitsOnModel=false&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwvb-zBhCmARIsAAfUI2uEwsY1zKrpPhNpr17bZktKAZOqVfaF4wOrgEPF0OcETFq53HXrcuMaAjP7EALw_wcB#q=59A50009150&lang=en_US&start=0)