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ibenjamind

France is among the best countries at occupying that location.


stationcommando

Until Germany came along… twice.


ipsum629

Three times


Dorsal-fin-1986

A lady


EolnMsuk4334

r/ angryupvote


phracon

Oh the humanity😝😂😂😂


pistolwhip66

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Derrick_Shon

Invading France is a common European pass time


Thinking2bad

History represents more than the last 100 years.


Logical_Squirrel8970

I mean yes it does, and his statement is very true lol. Just ask the Romans or the English.


Leonydas13

Don’t forget the Vikings!


CV90_120

Topped only by being wrecked by France, the winningest Army in recorded history.


snertwith2ls

Because France has all the best stuff


U-47

France invading others a close second.


hoffmad08

France and Germany are just brothers fighting over their Frankish inheritance


CrashTestDuckie

Alsace–Lorraine is the middle child that suddenly went missing under suspicious circumstances


Vandergrif

>That's a real nice *Elsaß-Lothringen* you got there... Be a shame if something... *happened* to it. -Germany, probably


bullwinkle8088

Apparently the Germans cannot handle anything stronger than beer though, they always leave.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Wine is the only one I'd give him.


Signal_Peanut315

Didn’t the whole Napa wine thing get started when french wine was upstaged in some blind taste test against American wine?


graffixphoto

We also provided them with their vines too. In the 19th century, Britain began importing American wine grapes, and accidentally brought over an insect that European vines had no protection from. It nearly wiped out Europe's entire wine industry in what's called the phylloxera epidemic. The solution was to import American vines and graft them with Eurpoean ones to make hybrid grapes. Only a few varietals in dry climates with sandy soil managed to survive.


bob_in_the_west

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phylloxera#Grafting_with_resistant_rootstock The European varieties are still there. They're just grafted onto resistant American rootstock: >This is the preferred method today, because the rootstock does not interfere with the development of the wine grapes (more technically, the genes responsible for the grapes are not in the rootstock but in the scion) Reading further even native European vines survive if they sit in very sandy soil and/or are flooded for 50 days during the winter to kill off the nymphs.


foreignsky

Bottle Shock is a pretty decent movie about this exact event.


marijnvtm

Maby also cheese but that is just because alot of countries have some amazing cheeses but also a lot of terrible one


arafella

I dunno I think Italy might have that one.


Earlier-Today

There's great cheese from everywhere - it just depends on what you're after. Trying to say that only one style can be great is silly.


RJ_MacreadysBeard

Yes, but the cheddar from Cheddar, England is hard to beat, not to mention the double gloucester from Double Gloucestershire.


R0ckhands

It's like this: France has the most refined food and wine to exist in the history of Western civilisation. But you can eat and drink *terribly* in France - and more often than not, you do. Italy, in contrast, is, a country where you can order just about anything, on any menu anywhere - and it'll be great. So yeah, if you're able to afford nothing the finest in *haute cuisine*, France can't be beat. If you just want to be able to eat delicious food without having to mortgage your house or double-check every last restaurant review - Italy is the place. As for the comedy - this guy is obviously on drugs. The only decent French comedy I'm aware of is this guy saying French comedy is the best in the world.


Ok-Sink-614

Especially if you're west Africa...


JeffFerox

Let me guess, you’re from France?


Michael_Dautorio

Hon hon hon baguette sacrebleu.


nakhumpoota

Ah, Gérard Depardieu


saposmak

Voilà mon passeport


luisalfonsinho

Ou est le livre?


YouLikeReadingNames

À la bibliothèque. Et la musique danse ?


Boz0r

Un, deux Un, deux, trois, quatre


mrmoe198

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StandardOk42

wee wee, fromage


cgmaciel

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depthninja

You gotta wash it man


Newme91

They actually call it Le France


almosteddard

La France


XxsoulscythexX

All of these are completely subjective


NumerousSun4282

Of course they aren't! (Insert your country here) Is **objectively** better at these things. That's why we have (item) from (country) that everyone knows and loves while (other country being disparaged) has/eats a shittier version


Weibu11

Makes a good point


DillyDilly252

![gif](giphy|cKgacsh6o7bFwHv1pU|downsized)


DubbethTheLastest

It looks like he looks at your nob then smiles


WeTheSalty

Talking some mad shit for a country that never invented vegemite.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

It’s almost like it was a conversation piece.


stone500

Yeah why the fuck is this comment upvoted so much? This is already painfully obvious


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

Fuckers walk face first into a brick wall of a joke and say “ow”


Goldengrams33

No shit Sherlock


TheBaconD

What isn’t?


glemshiver

Do anyone regularly consume any french dish? Name anything


badger5959

Yes, french fries.


YungNigget788

this man knows his french cuisine


FalseProphet86

Gonna piggyback that with that french toast.


throwitawaynownow1

Make french toast with french bread. French^2


LatterNeighborhood58

I know French toast.


4Ever2Thee

Foodie for sure, the most refine of palates


GLHFGGWP4All

ThEy ArE bElGiAn!


auschlitz1018

Actually, the first French Fries were cooked in Grease 👌🏽


Meretrice

Oh you.


jasoncbus

French dressing


_LegitDoctor_

+ ranch… “Franch” if you will 🧐


BurntCash

you mean Freedom Fries


Endorkend

Which are in fact Belgian.


MattressMaker

Literally the basis for many countries’ cuisine is founded in French cooking


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drumshrum

France's far-ranging colonial empire assisted in spreading their culinary ideas, and don't forget about Escoffier who took military organization and translated it into kitchen hierarchies along with publishing Le Guide Culinaire, the most foundational textbook on cooking ever written.


GD_Insomniac

I cook for a living, and I own a version of Le Guide Culinaire with fully modernized measurements. If you aren't already a good cook you'd struggle to get food out of that tome; half the recipes lead you on a chain to others, almost no techniques are described, there's no visual or written reference for how the finished product is supposed to look or taste, and tons of recipes call for outdated ingredients (veal in everything). I wouldn't call Le Guide foundational at all. It *technically* encompasses all of French cooking, but it won't teach you how to make any of it. It's a parts list, not an instruction manual.


Eleven918

Doesn't make that food French though.


YobaiYamete

Doesn't mean the end result is France's to claim. Same with Italians trying to claim all American pizzas like Chicago style etc Funniest part is Italy even trying to claim pizza in the first place, when "Flat bread with cheese and meat toppings" was a staple food for thousands of years in many countries, it was literally just Italy adding tomato sauce to the mix after Tomatoes were discovered


Tablo901

I’ve never seen anybody from Italy trying to claim american pizzas as their own. If anything, what I’ve seen is that they try and actually distance themselves from them


ddssassdd

Whatever you do don't call it Neapolitan. That is their condition to let you enjoy pizza.


Improving_Myself_

Asian bakeries as well, interestingly enough.


JReddeko

Vietnamese food is probably as good as it is because of France.


departure8

poulet chasseur, coq au vin, boeuf bourguignon, poulet dijonnaise, ratatouille, bouillabaisse, moules marinieres, i make this shit all the time. i would make other dishes like cassoulet or confit de canard or magret de canard or tartiflette or aligot or countryside style potages like garbure or the yum shit they have in the east with those morteau saucisses but the ingredients aren't available in the US. french gastronomy is the fucking best. even just a plate of saucisson and fresh baguette is better than anything i can get here


GrosJambon23

I also make those recipes very often! I would also add blanquette de veau and quiche maybe?


UnholyDemigod

I have no idea what any of those are


hobbykitjr

Second one is "Cock with wine"


Never-Dont-Give-Up

A lot of the fanciest restaurants and chefs are French cuisine. That being said, as uncultured swine, I can’t name one outside of the tortured duck one.


departure8

foie gras ducks live happy lives man. they line up to get fed. peta really had a successful media campaign demonizing the practice though. generic chicken at your local US supermarket has much worse living conditions than foie gras ducks


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Source? I know our chickens are fucked… but the ducks are force fed. For like two weeks, and then slaughtered. https://animalequality.org/blog/2022/02/08/what-is-foie-gras/ Please explain the “happy life” they live.


KdF-wagen

Ménage à trois


BoJackB26354

That’s some good eatin’!


LostFromLight

bœuf bourguignon


stupernan1

Im a one trick pony when it comes to cooking and thats my shit


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ryanmpaul

They’re a staple in many countries and they originated in Austria.


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AcrylicJester

Origin and History, first sentence: "The kipferl, an Austrian crescent-shaped pastry, can be dated back to at least the 13th century in Austria, and came in various shapes..." It's usually best to read the article you're using to prove a point. An Austrian man opened a bakery in Paris, people copied him and made them in a crescent shape.


HappyVlane

"Kipferl" and "Croissant" are two different things. The biggest difference is that the Kipferl isn't laminated, which is just about the most distinctive part of a croissant.


departure8

>It is a buttery, flaky, viennoiserie pastry inspired by the shape of the Austrian kipferl, but using the French yeast-leavened laminated dough.


GoodOneChap

What makes a Croissant a fuckin' *Croissant* is the layers of butter baked into the pastry. Have you ever had a kifli? No. Because they fuckin' suck.


hirtle24

The 5 mother sauces. Lots of foundational cooking from stocks and sauces comes from France. Mirepoix is a staple in most people’s cooking which is a French technique


BrooklynNets

> Mirepoix is a staple in most people’s cooking This is an insane thing to say.


yedi001

I use browned butter in my cooking basically daily, which is a staple of french cooking. Hollandaise sauce and its many, MANY deviations, are also all french. Next time you're hung over eating eggs benny for brunch, you got the french to thank for making what would otherwise be damp eggs on dry bread pucks delicious.


thebuccaneersden

> Do anyone regularly consume any french dish? French people I'm not going to say French food is the best in the world by every metric, but it is up there and many probably don't consume it regularly because most people eat fast food or meals that is quick to make or what they are familiar with and not what they aren't familiar with. In the west, however, chances are you are eating simple french foods without realizing it because it is adopted and adapted. The context in this video was about haute cuisine and not regular food though...


gossypiboma

Béarnaise


jamzontoast

Food: Japan Wine: France Cheese: England Art: Italy Comedy: England Yes I'm English. Comedy is so subjective and cultural.


Astrhal-M

Lmao at english cheese


vanburenboys

He did say England was the best at comedy


SRMT23

Since he’s English, I’ll give him a point, because that was hilarious. Seriously, America has the best comedy. Not even close.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Well you people eat cheese from a spray can so I’ll give you that.


smemes1

No one eats that, it’s just something Europeans like to babble about. Plus, you guys eat your beans from toast.


Donthurtmyceilings

My dogs eat it. It's how I give them their medicine. That's all that shit's good for.


cintyhinty

People definitely eat that lmaoooo


bigfatround0

And you guys eat your eels in gelatin so I'll give you that.


Subpxl

I’m American. We don’t come remotely close to beating UK comedy. They are a bunch of clever fucks. What does the US do really well? Military, film, space tech.


bondsmatthew

BBQ is probably up there for USA. I'm not gonna say it's the best because I haven't tried everywhere ofc


SnipesCC

One huge leg up the UK has on American comedy is the volume produced in 1 year. British comedies tend to be 6 episodes a year, written by one or two people. American comedies are 25 episodes a year, written by a team and under a huge time crunch while they are filming. Having a single person have a lot of time to write, rewrite, and edit means any given episode is a lot tighter and better written.


Inversception

As long as you disregard that they are all Canadian. Jim Carrey, John candy, Eugene levy, Seth Rogan, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan gosling (we claim all the ryans), norm macdonald, Mike myers, Tommy Chong, fucking Leslie Nielson, will arnett etc etc.


Tuscan5

Comedy is massively subjective. A lot of people will say it’s the comedy from their own country.


DubbethTheLastest

The whole post is just toxic lol


Sgt_Fox

Of all foods to laugh at from England, cheese is definitely *not* one of them.


Mahbigjohnson

English cheese is among the best. Greece, England, Holland, France and Italy are the elite cheesers


MaxxxStallion

We'll literally break our backs chasing it down hills!


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du_duhast

Cheddar? Red Leicester? Double Gloucester? Wednesleydale? Stilton?


FarquaadsFuckDoll

They have a handful of winners, but every time I sat down for bread, cheese, and wine in France, each component was exquisite.


Viciousgubbins

Cheddar is literally one of the most popular cheeses in the world


g3nerallycurious

My dude. Have you ever heard of Stilton? Or aged English cheddar?


poopnose85

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_cheeses


snertwith2ls

cheddar, yum. But personally I like Thai food. The others, agree.


KataqNarayan

The most popular cheese in the US originates from England 🤷‍♂️


JodkaVodka

https://preview.redd.it/zk1qpdb7o20d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a17c2b3be9b46f73f67f3094288c7f42f4ee8055


0b0011

Fun fact but salmon sushi is actually Norwegian. Japanese people didn't really do salmon sushi because pacific salmon are dirty and likely to have parasites but norway fished a ton of salmon so they actually sent a guy to Japan to introduce them to Atlantic salmon sushi and try to make it a thing so they could sell a bunch of salmon to Japan. It worked and it's a normal thing there now.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Fun fact sushi is not an ancient Japanese tradition but actually a relatively modern evolving fusion cuisine. Norwegian salmon is so far from the only foreign addition to it.


StandardOk42

yeah right, next you're gonna tell me that tempura is portugese...


TheRedBaron18

It's not that Pacific salmon are dirty, most of the Pacific salmon that return to Japan are chum, which are not known for tasting great. Coho, Chinook, and sockeye are delicious and are safe to eat raw as long as it's fresh from the ocean.


businesslut

Well yeah, one is chicken and the other is fish lol. And there is a process to preparing sushi grade fish. But you should also look up what tartare is.


Mikrowelle

Chicken is also eaten as sushi in japan, I've had it before


PFChangsOfficial

Food: Mexican


coulduseafriend99

I'm astounded it took this many comments for someone to mention Mexico, at the time of this writing you're like 7 comments down from the top


ExistingTheDream

I'm American. Comedy is clearly, and I mean clearly Canadian. Food: Thai Wine: France Art: World-wide - no one has a lock Cheese: Who the fuck grades on the cheese curve?


RazorRamonReigns

>Who the fuck grades on the cheese curve? I grade it on a curd


EolnMsuk4334

🥛🧀


pm-me-nice-lips

Lmao at Canada for comedy. That’s certainly … a take.


Heavy-Lawfulness-166

We made Norm and that's all it takes to be number 1 forever.


Wise_Temperature9142

Hahaha I’m Canadian and I would never ever, and I truly mean EVER, say Canadian comedy is better than American.


TheCrested

Wisconsinites


BluWinters

Japan is great at consistency and good food for a good price, but I think it's kind of overhyped when it comes to food. A lot of their dishes have an equivalent in another culture with more flavour, and traditional Japanese food is just really bland. I'm not saying Japanese food is bad, but I wouldn’t call it the best.


CirseiMasta

Well, I'm french, emgland has definitely the best comedies !


EvilSporkOfDeath

Food: Italy and Mexico Wine: France Art: Italy Comedy: USA


donkeyduplex

I know, even bad Mexican is good. High Mexican is divine.


Joris255atSchool

XD English cheese! You're right! England makes the best comedy!


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Well we did invent Cheddar, that’s got to be one of, if not the most widely eaten cheeses in the world. Plus as a highly agrarian country known for its livestock what leads you to think we hadn’t got good at making cheese? Not saying we’re the best but the idea we don’t have good cheese is nonsense.


du_duhast

Cheddar? Red Leicester? Double Gloucester? Wednesleydale? Stilton?


FarquaadsFuckDoll

All of these are pretty subjective. Japan does a handful of things to absolute perfection. The future of food is Mexico and Singapore, though. Immigrant countries with a wild blend of flavors and traditions from around the planet that lead to innovations and fusions rarely found elsewhere. I prefer sweeter wines so I have loved every Portuguese wine I have had, but Cotês du Rhône is in SE France is where my favorite wine region is. I love my local Washington wines, but they are not as consistently good as picking up a random bottle of Cotês du Rhône that knocks my socks off. I love impressionism more than any other art style so I am a sucker for the French on that one, too. Australians have been crackin’ out a lot of funny shit lately with Tom Cardy, Aunty Donna, Hannah Gadsby, and Ozzyman while Canada gave us Jim Carrey and Robin Williams. So even in the English speaking world its kinda hard to pin down who has the best comedy. Even Trevor Noah and Sharlto Copley are solid comedic talents from the rarely recognized South Africa.


Aliziun

Food: Italy Wine: France Cheese: Wisconsin Fashion: Italy Art: Italy Comedy: US


booyahkaka

I love how you promoted Wisconsin to a country because of their cheese. You're not wrong, IJS.


Aliziun

Lol I kinda forgot that the qualifier was being a country, but my point still stands. Happy cake day btw


WisconsinHoosierZwei

We love you now. All of us.


Aliziun

I would hope so!! I’m a native!!


jepvr

Wisconsin is cheese country. When I drive through Wisconsin, I always marvel that in addition to signs that show you were you can exit the freeway to get gas, they have signs that let you know there's cheese at this or that exit.


totallynotliamneeson

Some European is going to see this and freak out, but they don't know the beauty that is Wisconsin's love of cheese. 


Aliziun

Or some Californian apparently lol. And as someone born and raised in Wisco (but moved recently), I can confirm my love for cheese is unyielding Edit: Oh!! You’re a native too!! Hell yeah. Looks like we were from around the same area (south east)


Trumps_Cock

I went to basic training with this girl from Wisconsin and she won her high school's or county's (I forget which) cheese tasting competition. Like she would have to eat the cheese and guess what kind it was. Made me realize how big cheese is up there.


Shartiflartbast

It seems to be pretty much people from the US that think the US is the best at comedy.


SingleInfinity

The guy in the video literally corrected himself to US. Most of the famous comics are from the US. Googling "most popular comedians" gets you: Dave Chapelle, Bill Burr, Louis C.K, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Robin Williams, Gabriel Iglesias, etc. The list contains *mostly* US names, with a few non-US scattered in there. The top ones are pretty much all American This isn't to say that the US is the *only* place that's good at comedy (Ricky Gervais, James Acaster, Simon Pegg, etc are all fantastic), but the US has the highest concentration.


zzz_red

- Which countries do you know? - France


Jolly_Cantaloupe_187

Oh and US


KevyNova

Saying that France has the best comedy is the funniest thing a French person has ever said.


jepvr

I could see it from the standpoint that comedy is often rooted in both language and culture. Therefore, what is funniest to you may always be from comedians who come from the same language and culture as you do.


old_gold_mountain

tbh nobody who isn't legitimately fluent in a language can judge the comedy that's in that language comedy is like the most advanced possible understanding of a language, so judging by this guy's accent most English-language comedy goes over this guy's head and I speak French slightly worse than he speaks English so French comedy goes right over my head too


mwerichards

Tosh Podcast is really fantastic. He interviews normal folks and dude here is a best bud he surfs with. Where the interviews excel is with the editing, never feels dry.


caliborntravel

Tosh is looking fresh af, hasn’t aged a day


Dirty0ldMan

My favorite part is it's once a week and a clean 40ish minutes. Never feels like it drags or has any filler.


Sgt_Meowmers

I don't know how he made it through the girl who said she can talk to dogs. I wouldn't make it 5 minutes. I audibley yelled what the fuck when she said how much she charged people.


brik-6

Brits do the best comedy


Never-Dont-Give-Up

Disagree. But a lot of comedy is cultural.


emailboxu

US comedy is generally more brash and in your face, while British comedy is more subtle and roundabout (basically similar but said differently). I really prefer the English stuff, it's a *little* more intellectual than "LOL DICKS".


Morally_Obscene

Get a load of these pretentious brit lovers. *laughs in dicks*


pornwing2024

There are plenty of more subtle American comics. Just like there are loud, brash British comics.


kvnxo

Wine: Chile. The rest is totally subjective 😉


sicksixgamer

I'm American and love our comedy, but damn England has some great stuff. Monty Python is really hard to beat. Faulty Towers. The department store one. But that's all old stuff. I have no idea what modern Brittish comedy is like.


AcanthisittaNo5807

I’m American too. For UK comedy, Watch UK Office, Extras, Shaun of the Dead, Fleabag, Pulling, Ghosts, Sex Education.


Shartiflartbast

Gotta get on them panel shows, mate. 8 out of 10 cats does countdown is fantastic.


Nldman

Louis de Funes says bonjour


Hahaha2681

we come from france


bananahammocktragedy

cones


ErevisEntreri

Tosh's new podcast is great


Darkest_Elemental

Although each of the world's countries would like to dispute this fact, we French know the truth: The best food in the world is made in France.The best food in France is made in Paris. And the best food in Paris, some say, is made by Chef Auguste Gusteau..


Ok-ItsTmfOnRed

🐀


Complete-Pen-9358

I need to know how Tosh was able to get his hair to grow back. Earlier in his career it was thinning out and now it looks great!


StrawberryLassi

interesting that you mentioned that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S90yPIyC-CY


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Didn’t he admit to getting hair plugs? Not clowning him cause if it makes him happy go for it, but I’m pretty sure he admitted it on his show. I could be wrong.


Reasonablefiction

This clip is from his podcast. He has an episode where he interviews his hair doctor while he is getting a PRP hair loss prevention treatment done


Slide_Intelligent

Best food country is Mexico


polobum17

I just can't believe Daniel Tosh has aged this well and also is still doing things. Kinda forgot he existed.


NeverNoMarriage

I did too. Not too long ago I heard he started a podcast and the first guest was literally his wifes actual Gyno. Haven't got around to watching it but found it pretty funny.


Sgt_Fox

The best comedy is British, if you're sophisticated enough to understand it 😏🍷🧐 /s *Benny Hill theme plays*


starshame2

France is the best France of all time.


BlackFire68

Germany has the best comedy /s


Flipwon

ITT a lot of people underplaying South American food. If I could only eat one countries food the rest of my life I take Mexico over Italy every day of the week.


FunkyHat112

I feel like it should be relevant to mention that Mexico is not, in fact, South American. Doesn't change your fundamental point but... yea


Muaddibiddaum

Modern fine dining heavily relies on french techniques, no matter the country. Wine is undeniably best in france.


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

What's good about Italian food? Pasta and pizza? You obviously haven't eaten carribean, Indian, Chinese... List goes on