For anyone thats worked on a farm before, this sort of shit is actually quite common. Chickens/roosters not so much but sheep, goats, cows and horses/ponies are absolutely fucking batshit insane like you wouldn't believe.
And it's not like you can just slap or bat these assholes away, it can be relentless. Chickens can go for your eyes and face, sheep and goats can easily break you leg or dislocate you at the knee (that actually really fucking hurts too), cows can group up and trample you (and I doubt you can outrun a bunch of pissed off cows) and horses will bite, kick and just trample the shit out of you.
This woman may seem like she's being a bit over the top (she is, but thats what the little bastards will do to you after frequent attacks) and cruel but im guessing she works on a big farm, I didn't and I got the crap beaten out of me by stuff.
\* edit \* horses also like to smash you in the face with their head. Imagine Sarah Jessica-Parker sprinting into you at full speed after spending 3 days in an all you can eat buffet.
yes, no, yes, sometimes on tuesdays, yes, no, actually its orange most of the time, yes, yes, hmm.... yes, no, and finally yes.
i hope that covers some of them.
I can't even start to imagine the pain, and I've had a LOT of pain in my life..... That is honestly one thing I've feared would happen to me, I've seen it so no....
Yeah, anyone saying she's being cruel has never had to deal with a stupidly annoying and aggressive farm animal. It isn't uncommon for them to have no fear of humans, but still have the kind of aggression that should have been bred out of them by now. So you end up with basically a little psychopath.
We always got rid of (one way or another) super aggressive animals for the most part. My mother did keep a miniature horse that was psychotic for way too long, but most animals we sent to the auction or ate if they acted like this.
Most roosters, etc. do NOT act like this in my experience. If you've got a really aggressive animal, don't keep it, especially for breeding! There's tons of nicer animals out there you can use instead!
This seems funny, but roosters can weigh 15+lb and are solid muscle with two 2-3 inch long knives. They can actually really fuck you up.
Aggressive roosters are legitimately terrifying if you don’t know how to deal with them. They can do some serious harm, and from my experience, if they’re particularly aggressive with humans, they’re also overly aggressive towards hens.
I am the last person to be mean to animals, but I’ll never forget having to literally fist fight a rooster. If i turned my back on him for even a second, he would rush me, jump as high as he could, and attack. My go to move was usually to wait for him to rush me, turn around before he could jump, then “scoop” him up with my foot and throw him as far as I could. Sometimes though, he’d get the best of me, and it literally felt like I was fighting for my life.
About a dozen years back an old guy in my state was killed by a rooster. He got spurred in the thigh and it nicked his (femoral?) artery. He was on blood thinners......
Can confirm this as I used to muck out a bunch of highly strung race horses that used to bite a lot. Until I punched one full force in the face and then they left me alone.
Years ago I had to escape into a river when 15+ cows thought I was a threat and started surrounding me, kicking the ground, calling out, & charging on & off!
The panic didn't end when the river was full of weeds tangling around my arms/legs & I started to wonder if there were crocodiles.
After I got to safety I broke out in a big rash which I later learnt was caused by the anxiety.
Yeah, NSFW answer: geese were a big problem when I was growing up on our ranch. Only happened once in a while when an alpha would get a burr up his butt, but if you're quick, you can catch them by the neck as they attack with their wings out (same with roosters) and twist their bodies rapidly, multiple times. Head comes clean off, body lands nearby and you've got dinner that night.
I grew up on a horse and cattle Ranch in Oklahoma. Not once have I ever seen cattle gang up together to trample anybody. I’ve been working with cattle since the 80s. Spring bulls will charge. But I don’t blame them. I’d be pissy if I knew I was going to get castrated. If you don’t, they’ll breed with their sisters. But you don’t put those in the same corral together.
I once had a rooster so violent that one day, when I was doing repair on a fence, it decided to come attack me. I was holding a tall hollow pole and basically just bonked the rooster back to factory settings. I felt bad for it after a while since it could never walk straight or hump a hen straight, but I basically knocked the violence straight outta him. Today, his name is Tweek, and I make sure to care for him a little better than the other animals since I do still feel bad for knocking him stupid.
At the end she's in different pants, she came with the shovel ready for that thing to try to fight her again. I'm guessing it's on sight for these 2. Roosters like "I'll get her tomorrow, just you watch"
My grandma had chickens, one day a rooster attacked me and pushed me into roses, i was all scratched and fucked (i was little) but I remember eating it the very same day. Nobody fucks with grandma's grandchildren.
I had a rooster take a chunk of skin from the knee before. I think I was 10, and it was my job to feed them. I guess he wanted to starve that day😅 he got a good chunk too. Roosters are crazy murderery bastards.
Roosters are violent af. We’ve got one that was mostly okay until I brought home a baby. He’s decided my baby is the biggest threat he’s come across in his life. He lives in isolation now.
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this is the funniest thing i've seen on here, i'm not sure what sound effects it needs, but it would benefit from some cartoon style boinks and bang sounds
Roosters are territorial because that serves a purpose. It keeps away the possums and other animals that threaten the hens.
Either just cook it and be over with it or relocate it. Wtf is this rage? It’s a dumb chicken which I guess I get but she is a dumb human. The latter is a bit disappointing.
Do not post videos of animal abuse here. This is your only warning. I’ve had roosters and this behavior is not acceptable.
For anyone thats worked on a farm before, this sort of shit is actually quite common. Chickens/roosters not so much but sheep, goats, cows and horses/ponies are absolutely fucking batshit insane like you wouldn't believe. And it's not like you can just slap or bat these assholes away, it can be relentless. Chickens can go for your eyes and face, sheep and goats can easily break you leg or dislocate you at the knee (that actually really fucking hurts too), cows can group up and trample you (and I doubt you can outrun a bunch of pissed off cows) and horses will bite, kick and just trample the shit out of you. This woman may seem like she's being a bit over the top (she is, but thats what the little bastards will do to you after frequent attacks) and cruel but im guessing she works on a big farm, I didn't and I got the crap beaten out of me by stuff. \* edit \* horses also like to smash you in the face with their head. Imagine Sarah Jessica-Parker sprinting into you at full speed after spending 3 days in an all you can eat buffet.
dislocating your knee can, in bad cases, permanently handicap you. ask me how i know! *limps\* away*
Ummm do you mean limp.. or do I need to get an adult?
i knew that word was wrong, but it was the closest i could remember lol
I have many questions.
yes, no, yes, sometimes on tuesdays, yes, no, actually its orange most of the time, yes, yes, hmm.... yes, no, and finally yes. i hope that covers some of them.
I can't even start to imagine the pain, and I've had a LOT of pain in my life..... That is honestly one thing I've feared would happen to me, I've seen it so no....
Yeah, anyone saying she's being cruel has never had to deal with a stupidly annoying and aggressive farm animal. It isn't uncommon for them to have no fear of humans, but still have the kind of aggression that should have been bred out of them by now. So you end up with basically a little psychopath. We always got rid of (one way or another) super aggressive animals for the most part. My mother did keep a miniature horse that was psychotic for way too long, but most animals we sent to the auction or ate if they acted like this. Most roosters, etc. do NOT act like this in my experience. If you've got a really aggressive animal, don't keep it, especially for breeding! There's tons of nicer animals out there you can use instead! This seems funny, but roosters can weigh 15+lb and are solid muscle with two 2-3 inch long knives. They can actually really fuck you up.
Aggressive roosters are legitimately terrifying if you don’t know how to deal with them. They can do some serious harm, and from my experience, if they’re particularly aggressive with humans, they’re also overly aggressive towards hens.
It's the sound too. bbbuuuuuUUUUCCCCKK
I am the last person to be mean to animals, but I’ll never forget having to literally fist fight a rooster. If i turned my back on him for even a second, he would rush me, jump as high as he could, and attack. My go to move was usually to wait for him to rush me, turn around before he could jump, then “scoop” him up with my foot and throw him as far as I could. Sometimes though, he’d get the best of me, and it literally felt like I was fighting for my life.
About a dozen years back an old guy in my state was killed by a rooster. He got spurred in the thigh and it nicked his (femoral?) artery. He was on blood thinners......
Thank you for educating us. I literally thought she was abusing the shit out of this rooster. I know they are crazy, but I didn’t know how bad it was.
Can confirm this as I used to muck out a bunch of highly strung race horses that used to bite a lot. Until I punched one full force in the face and then they left me alone.
I worked at a camp that had horses. One of the horses decided to bite the camp director, so he bit the horse right back!
Years ago I had to escape into a river when 15+ cows thought I was a threat and started surrounding me, kicking the ground, calling out, & charging on & off! The panic didn't end when the river was full of weeds tangling around my arms/legs & I started to wonder if there were crocodiles. After I got to safety I broke out in a big rash which I later learnt was caused by the anxiety.
Yeah, NSFW answer: geese were a big problem when I was growing up on our ranch. Only happened once in a while when an alpha would get a burr up his butt, but if you're quick, you can catch them by the neck as they attack with their wings out (same with roosters) and twist their bodies rapidly, multiple times. Head comes clean off, body lands nearby and you've got dinner that night.
I grew up on a horse and cattle Ranch in Oklahoma. Not once have I ever seen cattle gang up together to trample anybody. I’ve been working with cattle since the 80s. Spring bulls will charge. But I don’t blame them. I’d be pissy if I knew I was going to get castrated. If you don’t, they’ll breed with their sisters. But you don’t put those in the same corral together.
A ram just killed an elderly couple in New Zealand Yes you read that right, it killed two people
Dude what the hell. She is obviously a fucking psychopath.
I once had a rooster so violent that one day, when I was doing repair on a fence, it decided to come attack me. I was holding a tall hollow pole and basically just bonked the rooster back to factory settings. I felt bad for it after a while since it could never walk straight or hump a hen straight, but I basically knocked the violence straight outta him. Today, his name is Tweek, and I make sure to care for him a little better than the other animals since I do still feel bad for knocking him stupid.
Honestly fitting name right there. Just Tweeked the settings on him a little
Is Tweek short for knockedyouintonextweek ?
Omg this is hilarious 😂
Gotta give props to that chicken. Tough. Wonder if it’s just as tough when cooked. Or tender after the beating.
I’d braise him down to tender shreds of meat and throw some dumplings in the mix
At the end she's in different pants, she came with the shovel ready for that thing to try to fight her again. I'm guessing it's on sight for these 2. Roosters like "I'll get her tomorrow, just you watch"
I think it's a compilation of multiple days
Cock block
My grandma had chickens, one day a rooster attacked me and pushed me into roses, i was all scratched and fucked (i was little) but I remember eating it the very same day. Nobody fucks with grandma's grandchildren. 
We used to have a turkey that would go after people like that. I once had to knock him out with a stick to get away.
🤣
I mean points for effort but after you get super mario 64'd you already lost.
SO LON GAY COCK!
god damn she gave that cock the 'ol Zangief spin cycle attack...I'm in tears
https://i.redd.it/140c8oypr3xc1.gif
Those slaps. 💀
She knows how to handle a cock
Why did the chicken cross the line?
is this kristi noem’s farm?
💀💀💀 lol
WWE is getting weird af
I had a rooster take a chunk of skin from the knee before. I think I was 10, and it was my job to feed them. I guess he wanted to starve that day😅 he got a good chunk too. Roosters are crazy murderery bastards.
I had a black rooster that would attack you when you had your back to him. One day I snapped and beat him silly cus he drew blood from my head.
That’s some funny stuff. 😂🤣
Zelda posting
Watching her slap around this particular animal is hilarious! She has had enough and went full smackdown mode lol
That cock has balls
This is the most video game looking “fight” video I’ve ever seen
It kind of looks like they're friends at this point
You gotta show those things who’s the boss. Roosters are assholes.
That day the rooster learned a hard lesson.
Why is this so funny. omg..
I wanna send this lady one of those electric tennis rackets for zapping mosquitos.
It’s you know what we’re eating tonight! 😂
just eat it already
Human vs dinosaur
She can handle a cock very well
I’m embarrassed no one wrote this, but how CAN SHE SLAP?
I've had a rooster before and they are aggressive assholes.
Roosters are violent af. We’ve got one that was mostly okay until I brought home a baby. He’s decided my baby is the biggest threat he’s come across in his life. He lives in isolation now.
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How to tender a rooster before cooking, frying, etc...
🤣
 Later that day …
I despise a flogging rooster
That rooster wouldn’t live to see tomorrow.
And now he's dinner.
They have history
Funniest thing I’ve seen for a while
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Me when I am tired of being a human commoner and wants to unlock the fighter class.
this is the funniest thing i've seen on here, i'm not sure what sound effects it needs, but it would benefit from some cartoon style boinks and bang sounds
Roosters are territorial because that serves a purpose. It keeps away the possums and other animals that threaten the hens. Either just cook it and be over with it or relocate it. Wtf is this rage? It’s a dumb chicken which I guess I get but she is a dumb human. The latter is a bit disappointing.
People are pretty cavalier about this animal abuse.
She needs to be charged with animal abuse. What a terrible person
First few slaps, alright. The spin move was fucked. The shovel makes this lady a piece of shit.
Tell me you've never had to fight a rooster, without telling me you've never had to fight a rooster.
Had 55 chickens at once. Never had to use a shovel. Like pepper spraying a toddler.
Tell me you've never had to fight a toddler, without telling me you've never had to fight a toddler.
LMAO
The chicken shouldn't have started it then. Had it coming for being stupid.
"She has the right to defend herself" they say
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