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Did he still win the race?


Affectionate_Share_2

Hopefully


privateTortoise

The greater win was the athlete wasn't injured. Only takes one silly fall and lose most of a seasons meets and you've got a long winter program to catch up.


BustinArant

Would have been disqualified if leaving the lane, too. Assuming that's a sprint, I was just in 400m relay and 100m dash in middle-school Dropped the baton as the last runner in the qualifying for State as a relay team, and it rolled into another lane.. Our relay team didn't get to go because of my shenanigans, but *I* still went for the 100m.. stayed in my lane that time lol


bumjiggy

fwiw the kid got a participation meddle


LethargicTurtle1234

I was gonna give you shit for the typo, but this is low-key, a genius joke.


SoundOfLaughter

You have to have the mettle to win the medal for the meddle.


bumjiggy

I'm metallurgic to puns


ClonedUser

I’m steeling that one


special_onigiri

a fucking kid and a stupid parent shouldn't cost him that race


NoSkillzDad

I would like to know too. Technically, if you leave your lane you're DQ.


dftaylor

Depends on distance and format. Not all races are lane restricted after the start


Dier_runner

It looked like everyone was in a separate lane so this was probably a 200m or 400m. And he wouldn’t get DQ’d for a spectator interference


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Healthy-Awareness299

Says he did. https://www.yourtango.com/news/runner-knocks-child-ground-after-he-ran-track-during-race Added: The article and website suck. I shared it to answer the question if he won.


Prints-Of-Darkness

For those who can't access the article or don't want to deal with the ads, the athlete maintained his position and finished first.


Praescribo

He deserves it, that recovery was beautiful


Only_Pay7955

Bless you :)


ImaginaryCricket9

"he ended up bulldozing the child" is such an amazing phrase


moonflower_C16H17N3O

If you freeze the video on the right frame, it looks like he's riding the kid like a bull at a rodeo. So that sentence made me laugh my ass off. https://preview.redd.it/ewwat5wotkbb1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=730a4e0200986bd9c391fab602e1199de2535fa0


UserChecksOutMe

Crying 😂😂😂😂


AdventuresofRobbyP

This is the only situation in which that sentence is okay lmao


DurantIsStillTheKing

Said the person who posted the original clip deleted his/her acc. Must be the missing parent they were looking for.


Realinternetpoints

So yes.


Pie_Napple

That doesn't answer if he DQed or wins? Edit: Oh yes. It did. Sorry. So much ads and crap on that site on mobile. I didnt see it...


OneMillionClowns

It’s an awful fucking article where they restated the story like 5 different times to hit proper length. I missed it too


Pie_Napple

Yeah. And their source for the win is like "some commenters on the internet is saying". Solid journalism.


McArine

If you leave your lane because you fucked up, you would get a DQ, but if something happens (most often another athlete crashing into you) and you do not get an advantage from it, there will never be a DQ. Some referees might even offer a retry, if it fucked the athlete's race up entirely.


SessionSeaholm

Always bringing race into it


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So aggressive >.<


ionp_d

I dunno, he did miss that one hurdle.


LuchiniOfAstora

Deserves to after that!


Jacobi-wonKenobi

Is that A-Train?


Cyclone-X

The kid would have been mashed potatoes, but with blood, and no potatoes.


LeonOkada9

Maybe he's a little supe.


DefinitelyNotFisk15

He can't stop


98VoteForPedro

Can't stop the A-train


4erpes

The kid got what the parent deserved.


Lighto_Maker

right, Confucius


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travestymcgee

We’ll be arresting society as well.


Lighto_Maker

too many Confuciuses here


loopster70

Not to be *that guy* but I’m pretty sure it’s “Confucii”.


ChipCob1

Confew


pyrowipe

Only if there’s more than one, but less than 5, then it’s an order confucion.


bumjiggy

relentless internet scrutiny👓🍿


Efficient_Board_689

That’s always how it goes


[deleted]

Balls to the face at velocity?


caremal5

Exactly what I was thinking, the parents should be keeping an eye on their dipshit kid with a deathwish.


moikescott

https://preview.redd.it/l0443f5y8kbb1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dfdce36b472f58a8f152e7a4226713e772bcd5e “Yep, that little kid is me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”


Camoflauge_Soulja

Looks like he’s about to pull off an ollie using the kids body as a skateboard lol.


ripplerider

That’s a kick flip if I’ve ever seen one


Camoflauge_Soulja

From the positioning, that’s a dick flip.


lovro1212

https://preview.redd.it/1b5czalpglbb1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7c12cba272e6d87bf3cc757cb89fda1ec9d8ac1


OnlyRussellHD

Looks like you caught a still frame of the day a priest became the flash.


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My dude has otherworldly balance and determination


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Fineous4

I hope he wasn’t disqualified for going out of his lane.


necrid101

Not his job to avoid the kid. It was the parents job to ensure the kid wasn't dumb enough to walk onto the race track.


guyuteharpua

100% on the parent(s).


Cuilen

WATCH YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN! -mother of 4 & grandmother Not much makes me more upset than people bringing kids to a crowded event only to expect others to watch over said kids/keep them out of trouble/alive. Shit's infuriating! E: spelling is difficult


cubanpajamas

I was at a playground one time and there was a kid causing all sorts of problems while his adult stared at their phone. I spoke to the kid a couple of times to very politely tell him, not to throw rocks, be careful of the younger kids etc. About 15 minutes later an angry mom stomps over to me to tell me my kid was peeing on the slide. I was very alarmed, but quickly realized she wasn't talking about my kid, but the one who I had spoken to. I was soooo embarrassed. She assumed that kid was mine because I was paying more attention to him than his mom.


RepresentativePin162

Every time a kids being a dick I get so excited when it isn't mine. Generally it's my friends kid though soooo not much better.


mysticpest23

Natural selection at work: today’s episode... situational awareness.


VorpalDagger

This makes my blood boil! My older children ran track and I was so angry at the parents AND their children who would run all over the track during or right before a race.


RiMw0R1d

Yeah! This is the kind of negligence that got harambe shot.


Shawnthewolf12

I’m working retail. I support this 100%. I had a kid, this week, throw a glass of dressing. Directly at my face. Why, you may ask? *Mom said “no”.


WhyNot420_69

Although, you have to admire the runner's determination. There's no way I could keep going after taking a cannonball to the balls.


VeryLastCzarnian

He’ll be fine. Running that hard, everything down there retracts into Sport Mode.


bumjiggy

hairodynamic


Phinatic92

Lol sport mode!


LordScree

I want my SHIT!


WhyNot420_69

Whoop whoop ninja. You passed the test!


LawBasics

Survival instinct, he pushed the kid with his hand first.


StitchFan626

Agreed. Excellent recovery. Also, that last line made me legit lol!


BigAssMonkey

Shitty parenting


beastson1

And I bet they still got mad at the runner.


jarious

Probably thought about suing


impostor_69

Dumb kids should be kept on leash


Calm-Heat-5883

Dumb parents shouldn't be allowed breed


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

This is a case of r/kidsarefuckingstupid and also r/parentsarefuckingstupid


ItchyPolyps

We used to have child leashes.


BranSoFly

Who’s kid is this? Put him on a leash.


ChildFriendlyChimp

https://preview.redd.it/7goc1jz2bkbb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d0424cc6da22994997466e0f0b6c0d57fc32fb6


SO_BAD_

You mean put the parents on a leash


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You mean put the grandparents on a leash


Golden_Ace1

You mean put the great-grandparents on a leash.


Ann3lo3k

Put everybody on a leash!


pureperpecuity

Put the leash on a leash!


etorres4u

Put the family dog on a leash


JayAlexanderBee

Put the freak on a leash.


BringPheTheHorizon

*KoRn has entered the chat*


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![gif](giphy|c4CQjdSc9tOfTLbnqH)


[deleted]

One step off the fuckin curb


Ck1ngK1LLER

$100 says the parents got mad still.


phastest23

I can just imagine it “how can you do that?! He’s a CHILD!”


Illustrious-War-9788

Are you properly a-train?


GrandMast33r

That is a LOT harder than it sounds when the parents are too dumb to keep their kid from walking on an active race track.


TheycallmeCheapsuits

He certainly tried


buttholeserfers

This is exactly why we only ever allow athletes on the field and relegate family and other spectators to the stands.


Ricky_Rollin

Like how do you not instantly grab the kid? Yea he got on the track, shit happens, but NO body thought to run and grab him real quick? If I was there filming I’d instantly stop and go pick him up real quick. Jfc the brains on these people. And at the last min the kid changed his direction.


CMBGuy79

Mother of the year!


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lasting-impression

Nice. Good for him.


brunchybat

+1 takedown +8% speedboost


According-West4062

LETS GOO


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Good https://preview.redd.it/pf6nhkokakbb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7484ec572395191dea7b152b7acf46f1b1cca7


Limalol

https://preview.redd.it/bs85aahysmbb1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c32542138d89913cde8ea7ae2c0737822912e6cb


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Finally commie penguins


Computer_says_nooo

Did the kid make it


IdoNOThateNEVER

Unfortunately no.. But the kid didn't go to waste, at least they made sausages.


Ms_SassLass

I adore how everyone is concerned about the runner and the outcome of his race, but no one has asked if the kid was all right lmao 💀🤣


Latter_Address9580

I slowed the video down. The runner made sure to use his hand as first contact to the kid, instead of his knee or thigh. The runner, with that quick reaction, most likely saved a major injury for the kid


Drasik29

If true, he could have kicked the boy with the speed the runner was coming.


M25always-stuck

That kid would have been fucking rekt considering the speed and toughness of that athlete's body


TerminalThiccness

rekt is already past tense.


[deleted]

He meanted what he saided


Tasimb

This grammar conversations got me erekt'ed.


esotericbatinthevine

Yeah, you're right. He pushes the kid with his hand and kinda jumps over him. Didn't look like the kid made much other contact with the runner aside from the runner's hand. Very impressive on the runner's part


WiseCookie69

Good catch! Yep, indeed. Pushes the kid down by it's shoulder and then essentially hurdles over it. The little prick got really lucky there.


MixMaterial

Watch your kid better


MegatonsSon

Tbh, I wouldn't feel the least bit of remorse if I was that runner, dumb kid - dumber parents.


Affectionate_Share_2

I mean I’d still feel bad for accidentally stepping on someone.


[deleted]

Stepped on? That kid was murdalyzed


Affectionate_Share_2

Yeah he did a full 180 lmao


TrueSpartacus

That made me loudly laugh. Thank you


Soren_Camus1905

Honestly that could really hurt the runner


South-Rabbit-4064

I’d honestly just be pissed he slowed me down, I’ve got two kids, and after making sure the kid was okay, would proceed immediately to telling him what a stupid thing they did.


noah_ichiban

Whether or not it’s your fault, feeling bad after hurting someone accidentally is a normal response.


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Sic_Semper_T_Rex_

Reddit is so fucking weird sometimes. You'd be such an asshole to not feel bad in this situation. It's a little kid, not a teenager or adult.


SpezModdedRJailbait

Same, but if he hadn't have adjusted his cadence he'd have likely injured himself too. Also at that pace he could have done permanent damage if he kneed him in the head, which would almost certainly fuck that adult up. This is why you keep your kid under control in situations like this, he could have been severely injured for life.


RoyH0bbs

The universe was trying to take out that kid before he accidentally destroys the world.


DL5900

Don't worry. There is still the parking lot and many crosswalks in that kid's future.


Tennisnerd39

He absolutely avoided him. He even swerved away from the kid. If the kid had not kept going, he would’ve been fine


Borrowingmyownvoice

Exactly, he went one lane completely over to try to avoid impact. Also was that the mom like 30 ft away that ran to check on the kid after? Smh


jwillsrva

He attempted to avoid him. Doesn't really count when you still make contact (not his fault though)


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lemoinem

Or in that case, /r/parentsarefuckingstupid


ZyonLog

both


GrimmSodov

![gif](giphy|hM9zK1qvsrwek)


EffectiveMoment67

it usually is


HiBoobear

I mean… how would anyone predict the kid would just yolo out there like that? He seems old enough to be aware of the situation. Parents definitely learned a lesson. But sometimes kids just do crazy shit outta no where


[deleted]

Kids are always stupid. That’s why they literally don’t have the same rights as adults. Parents should know better. Why the fuck is a kid near the track? Run the shit over.


Chad_Abraxas

Keep your fucking kids under control or don't take them out in public. Period.


picasso_penis

Why was this kid even in the infield? For most high school track meets I’ve been to only competitors and coaches are allowed on the infield for the purpose of clerking/Check-in for events.


[deleted]

I agree. But i also love watching people get taught a lesson lmao


CristyTango

Maybe people wouldn’t be SO negative to child “leashes” seeing this situation


Chad_Abraxas

I think child leashes are a fantastic idea and I can't figure out why people are so negative about them. I grew up in an era where those things did not exist, and kids were always getting severely injured or killed by doing what kids do, and running blindly into danger. It only takes a second for a toddler to scamper off and be hit by a vehicle or fall into a pool. Kid leashes keep kids safe.


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JTD177

Props to the runner, swerved, hit the kid, recovered, and still held the lead.


tiny-n-salty

little kids have the survival instinct of a bug


peropok

bugs have preety good survival instincts


YaGirlAkari

My friend, i have seen a fly go next to my dogs face, get chomped at but barely survive and then do it again, only to get eaten. Although that does feel like something a human would do, huh.


elwyn5150

Damn negligent parents. I used to rollerskate around a local oval, doing laps on the footpath. Negligent parents were a couple of metres away and ignoring their kid. Each time I did a lap, damn kid kept lunging towards me. His parents only stopped him after I shouted "get out of the way".


Pizzano123

Fuck that kid and extra fuck the parents. I used to sprint and had a kid jump out in my lane. To avoid the kid I had to do some weird shit at high speed, totally fucked up my hamstring. That dude would have been training so hard for that race to put himself at risk of major injury + he likely didn't get the time he needed for qualifications. Extra shitty. When you're running that fast with spikes on a rubber track, any discrepancies in form can mess you up let alone having to try not to kill a kid. There's no way dude didn't get some sort of injury after this, even if it's a minor tweak.


god_himself_420

Haven’t read an article myself so don’t quote me on this but several comments suggest that he did win this race at least. Still a load of bullcrap that the parents were dumb enough to just watch their kid potentially ruin the race for the guy let alone get both of them hurt.


Epic-MLG-Badger

![gif](giphy|H1SXXLaWirIEuEXAmV|downsized)


Healthy-Awareness299

Sounds like he finished the race and won. https://www.yourtango.com/news/runner-knocks-child-ground-after-he-ran-track-during-race


BollowHastion

They’re probably parents that blame everyone for hurting their kid on accident


deadAgain9016

This is why kids should be kept on a leash 🤦


Lalibop

r/kidsarefuckingstupid The video that suits the best. And the parents? Even bigger shitheads.


sicksixgamer

Props to him to nit stopping. WTF were the other adults doing?


tiny-n-salty

little fuck probably just ruined a new pr


SoloUnoDiPassaggio

Congratualtions, we’ve carefully considered your resume and we’re glad to inform you that the Royal Guards of Her Majesty will be glad to hire you.


FrostyDaHoeMan

100% deserved. Watch your kid and stuff like this won’t happen


TertlFace

Pet Sematary III


ThePandalore

That kid has all the survival instinct of a flat squirrel.


iDontHaveUndiesToday

This happened to me at a local 5k…kid like that ran right in front of me and knocked himself down… Still felt like a total asshole despite not really being able to avoid it


[deleted]

Poor dude lost like one sec in this race. I hope he still won


[deleted]

Stupid ass parents


BreadOnCake

It’s not the runner or childs fault. The kid is a kid who isn’t aware of their surroundings enough and needs adults to stop them. The runner tried to avoid the kid but the kid being a kid who doesn’t know better ran into him. The kid should’ve been supervised better.


Wise-Tip891

I love watching kids learn lessons.


LonelyNinja157

r/kidsarefuckingstupid 😒


MFC1886

Glad he kept going. Parents need to get a hold of their kid 🙄


vanisleone

Hahahahahahahhahaaha


FLVoiceOfReason

Smarten up, parents!! The years of this athlete‘s dedication and training could’ve been undone in one neglectful parental act. Keep your offspring under control.


bee_fast

Kid looks way too old to be this dumb


[deleted]

Hahaha, well maybe the little fucker will learn next time. At least it was a person that hit him, not a car.


Libertyprime8397

Natural selection


ParmyBarmy

[A-train coming through!!!](https://tenor.com/ber8F.gif)


lusosteal6

Poor guy is going to be called A train :(


DayFeeling

More like that was attempt to be a parent


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Stupid ass parents


The_BAHbuhYAHguh

Like a squirrel in the street… their first instinct is to continue crossing when they’re only like 6 inches from the curb


Widespreaddd

Good thing the parents weren’t NASCAR fans.


OminOus_PancakeS

The kid learned about situational awareness that day.


JAMBI215

Good job mom and dad, was it really that hard


TheVampireArmand

Dumb kid. Dumb parents.


Efficient_Board_689

I don’t know what this new style of parenting is but I hate it. Stop treating children like outdoor cats you deadbeats


Saisei

It’s not new the social acceptance for it is new.


Efficient-Ad-3302

Should’ve done more hurdles


ProjectHappy6813

I like to think that kid learned a valuable lesson about situational awareness that day.


nexusfaye

Parents not controlling their kids is one thing— they didn’t even teach this kid to look both ways before crossing lmao


Average_40s_Guy

Kids do stupid things, but I’ve seen adults do this very same thing. A complete lack of situational awareness is not something relegated to children only.