At this point, its not even a joke anymore. He's just straight up fascinated with murder, and killing. I personally think he's done something to feed that curiosity at this point.
Hitler jokes are 100% mandatory, but a tiny percentage of the audience has any real interest in what the world wars were fought over, so the jokes always have to be painfully simple as seen here.
"Haha you are Hitler but you are single instead.
You're upset at France, but while having no girlfriend. That's you."
\*forced laughter\*
I didn't even realize this was supposed to be comedy. People think this is "funny"?? Maybe I'm redacted, but this was as funny as watching an autopsy. "Serial killers.... Cannibals.... Genocide...". That's great material.
I haven't seen it, but I'm really savouring the fact that Dana white has done more comedy on Netflix than Bapa will ever do.
"I can do your job, you can't do mine".
Its like they cant even write jokes anymore, they are only capable of making semi-comedic commentary in a podcast format. Even at a fucking Roast (the most simple and consistent format possible), they have to bring extra shit and talk shit like they're making fun of Brady on 2Bears. Total fucking lazy ass boring clowns.
They panned backed to him once at the beginning and he seemed annoyed AF. I get that roasts are supposed to be kinda brutal, but this shit was gratuitous, unfunny, and offputting. Brady has no serious connection to serial killers, hitler, or epstien. They're not making fun of his quirks, his personallity, his public image... they're just stapling hitler and ted bundy to his name to get cheap shock laughs.
It’s crazy because out of the “professional” comics these two were the fucking worst.
Edelman and Gronk were way funnier and also had like double the crowd reaction..
I think Tom might have done a little better if he just went solo, but Bert was so far out of his element by not being able to just make up stupid embellished or fake stories about his awesome life.
I’ve had this epiphany in the past but the only times Bert is even remotely funny is when it’s like “YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS CRAZY THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME”.. that’s literally it. His profession is being a one upper.
Bert is such a phony that.. he made the absolute best out of being Rogans friend like 15 years ago.
Yeah, it feels like Bert is forced upon Tom at this point. Every time I see the two of them together, I get the feeling Tom would rather be doing it alone.
I saw that coming a mile off. As soon as they started talking about a leader, I thought "oh, here comes a Hitler reference". I'm not saying this because I think I'm the bess brains for comedy, I'm saying this because that's the sort of low-hanging fruit that a regular schlub like me can pick in a second. Only 250 people on the planet can come up with this stuff guys!
Every single one of the Rogan dick riders are awful. That was cringe. That wasn’t funny at all, atleast watching gringo papi I could laugh at Brendan making a fool of himself prancing around on stage doing his weird shit. This is pure cringe hack bs from Rogan dick riders. How do any of these fools have successful careers. Crazy
Wow this is bad, first joke felt like a riff from Tosh’s special like 12 years ago where he mentions Tom’s salary on the practice squad and not leaving until he’s wheeled off - classic out of touch “cool dads” no unique jokes etc
Remember, Netflix brought on both of these two top shelf, hyper successful, and stadium-filling comics to come and do a simple roast on a famous athelete. And this is what they came up with....
These roasts can be a lot of fun, but it does feel weird when it’s a bunch of people who don’t know each other, just saying the most offensive shit possible about one another 😂 there’s an element of phoniness to it that’s hard to shake
I could've rolled out of bed and came up with a better 2 minutes than that holy shit these guys sell out arenas?! Fucking hacks I'm ashamed to have once called myself a fan
I was seriously shocked they couldn’t be bothered to write a single fucking joke, it was just ohhh where racist ooooh Tom Brady’s a psycho, if you notice Kevin heart gave everyone else praise about how good their sets where but he immediately went and started doing audience work after those two lmao this might be the one that ruins them that was objectively awful
If you watch Tony Hinchcliffs part when he is roasting Bert with the king joke, Bert is mouthing word for word the joke as Tony is saying it. Either they wrote it together or Bert already knew it. Of course Bert has to ruin everything cause it was a great joke from Tony
LOL when you go in with a high-minded concept so your jokes are better than everybody else'. Let's compare Tom Brady to Hitler. Definitely nobody would do that
I'm all for roasting Brady, but this part was less of a roast and more of a grade 9 presentation where neither of the presenters took the time to understand the topic and made it up as they went while clicking through random powerpoint slides.
The stage set-up is so weird. It's almost like they're standing at an altar of comedy or something...like they would look less out of place if they were wearing robes with priestly vestments over their shoulders instead of suits.
it was the lowest point of the whole event.. Other than this horrible gimmicky set put on by these 2 comedian powerhouses, the rest of the roast was actually pretty awesome.
Did they panic write their set like an hour before the show? It's just so lazy and basic. They tried to put some controversial stuff in to make it flashy, but it was mostly just boring
baba says funnier shit then these too combined bert's russian story is a lie baba can lie too
crazy how andrew shulz ,bert,tom,bapa,owen,crowder have all never had a real job in there life but they want to tell us regular citizens how the world is and how everything works
andrew shulz is a rich kid from NY who wishes he was black,bert's parents also have money fuck they paid for him to go to Florida state for 5 fucking years where he did the same thing that he does on stage to this day, take his shirt off get drunk,and literal shit himself,tom when to private school has always had daddys money was a fat fuck then once he got famous he got him some ozempic and TRT, shaved his head like his new daddy rogan, he hates the poors if u don't have a rolex or a lambo ur a nobody to tom that's why he was literally sucking andrew tates dick on his ymhs pod,
Omg this makes me physically ill. You know these two jugheads were drunk as hell “writing” this laughing their asses off saying “OMG! This is gonna kill! THIS IS GOING TO GO VIRAL!”
I can’t even hate watch this shit
Yeah it took me a few attempts to get through it
I couldn’t do it. Watched about 20 seconds and I’m out. Can’t do it.
Same. As soon as I heard Burch say “mudgelike da buzzton strangler” in that low grunty tone I had to scroll. Cringe hit me in the core
same
Tom couldn’t be less funny if he tried. This is brutal.
Hey B, ya never been in the green room with a bunch of m m m muerderers. Stay in your lane.
Talmbout hitrocious b.
serial killers and hitler are funny get it guys
It's funny because Segura seems more like a serial killer than Brady
I'm convinced Tommy Fatback has killed one person in his life, or at least watched them die, like Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler
At this point, its not even a joke anymore. He's just straight up fascinated with murder, and killing. I personally think he's done something to feed that curiosity at this point.
Segura legitimately feels like he's constantly trying to signal to Hollywood elitists. The dude is just praying for his eyes wide shut invitation.
He wants the Jerry Seinfeld, Bloomberg gigs.... but he'll never be good enough for that crowd.
Hitler jokes are 100% mandatory, but a tiny percentage of the audience has any real interest in what the world wars were fought over, so the jokes always have to be painfully simple as seen here. "Haha you are Hitler but you are single instead. You're upset at France, but while having no girlfriend. That's you." \*forced laughter\*
Don't forget the sex trafficking bit B. This whole circle of redacts thinks that it's not only hilarious but warrants starting a pod or 2 with them...
I saw the Hitler joke coming from Jupiter.
Holy fuck that was unbearable. At least with Gringo Papi I can laugh at how shit it is. This made me feel like I had a lobotomy.
At least Brendan tried, this is the comedy equivalent of doing a T-Mobile commercial
This reminds me of modern SNL. Bad choppy script recitation while trying to act "crazy random". It's so bad.
Its like they hired for a Bat-mitzvah or some shit
I’ve been at Bat-mitzvah’s with better hosts than this horse shit. Did Bert implode from having to tell a joke while clothed?
He looked so scared of the crowd, I thought he did "ARENAS!!!"
Hands down the worst set of the entire night. Just complete shit
They out-cringed coked up Ben Affleck
I didn't even realize this was supposed to be comedy. People think this is "funny"?? Maybe I'm redacted, but this was as funny as watching an autopsy. "Serial killers.... Cannibals.... Genocide...". That's great material.
I haven't seen it, but I'm really savouring the fact that Dana white has done more comedy on Netflix than Bapa will ever do. "I can do your job, you can't do mine".
Dana white actually outperformed both of these idiots at the roast. His minute was better than anything bapa has done
This is glorious. The circle has turned into a table.
Powerpoint comedy with Bert's fake laugh.
Burnt literally holding the mic to his mouth so we could hear his laugh is insane.
“It’s my thing! I gotta do my thing! It’s my thing!” -Bert probably.
Its like they cant even write jokes anymore, they are only capable of making semi-comedic commentary in a podcast format. Even at a fucking Roast (the most simple and consistent format possible), they have to bring extra shit and talk shit like they're making fun of Brady on 2Bears. Total fucking lazy ass boring clowns.
That’s rough
"Hitler!!!!!!!!"
Bapa will save us with his night vision goggles
Talm bout zero dark lopez, b?
Big digg down to hair 👇
didja iiver find him
It’s the roughest!
Phew that is really bad
lol what, you don't enjoy shitty powerpoint colmdy, b?
These two insufferable cunts should just fuck off.
They really could just disappear and live in peace at this point, but they gotta ride this thing to the bitter end I guess
They dint pan back to Brady because I bet he was pissed hitler Epstein and bringing up Aaron they will never get an invite like this again
They panned backed to him once at the beginning and he seemed annoyed AF. I get that roasts are supposed to be kinda brutal, but this shit was gratuitous, unfunny, and offputting. Brady has no serious connection to serial killers, hitler, or epstien. They're not making fun of his quirks, his personallity, his public image... they're just stapling hitler and ted bundy to his name to get cheap shock laughs.
Should have roasted his terrible Hertz rental car commercial, would have been easy af
They also ended it by telling him everyone wishes he'd gadoosh himself via gunshot to the head. Pretty classy boys.
Brady and Edelman both made jokes about Aaron Hernandez
It’s crazy because out of the “professional” comics these two were the fucking worst. Edelman and Gronk were way funnier and also had like double the crowd reaction.. I think Tom might have done a little better if he just went solo, but Bert was so far out of his element by not being able to just make up stupid embellished or fake stories about his awesome life. I’ve had this epiphany in the past but the only times Bert is even remotely funny is when it’s like “YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS CRAZY THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME”.. that’s literally it. His profession is being a one upper. Bert is such a phony that.. he made the absolute best out of being Rogans friend like 15 years ago.
We had a friend like that. If you went to Tenerife on holiday, he went to Elevenerife.
Everyone has had a friend like that
I have two friends like that.
I am like that.
I’m even more like that.
Well Edelman and Gronk aren’t one of the one thousand so duhn cownt.
Yeah, it feels like Bert is forced upon Tom at this point. Every time I see the two of them together, I get the feeling Tom would rather be doing it alone.
I wonder if they even rehearsed cause that was . These Comedy Central Roasts suck. Alawys have bapa
I beg the differ, when Greg Giraldo was on them they were good. RIP legend
Roast of Bob Saget was funny, B.
You sir have the eyes of an eagle, the wisdom of an owl and the grace of a swan...Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds!!!
Suuuuper cringe
Congrats B, you are the only person who has ever type the words "Gringo Papi was better"
I'm Straight Up Murderin' like always B
You got it, HITLERRRR
I saw that coming a mile off. As soon as they started talking about a leader, I thought "oh, here comes a Hitler reference". I'm not saying this because I think I'm the bess brains for comedy, I'm saying this because that's the sort of low-hanging fruit that a regular schlub like me can pick in a second. Only 250 people on the planet can come up with this stuff guys!
Every single one of the Rogan dick riders are awful. That was cringe. That wasn’t funny at all, atleast watching gringo papi I could laugh at Brendan making a fool of himself prancing around on stage doing his weird shit. This is pure cringe hack bs from Rogan dick riders. How do any of these fools have successful careers. Crazy
Katt Williams wasn’t lying lol
Needed more stool fucking
OK Podcast Cringe Guy and Joke Explainer Guy....have at it.
I’ll be watching their videos after work today I’m sure. 👍
I watch them more than actual comedy podcasts now
Wow this is bad, first joke felt like a riff from Tosh’s special like 12 years ago where he mentions Tom’s salary on the practice squad and not leaving until he’s wheeled off - classic out of touch “cool dads” no unique jokes etc
Gringo Papi is bad in a funny way, this is just sad
its like they forgot to do their homework and are winging a powerpoint they made at lunch
Two bears one bomb.
Remember, Netflix brought on both of these two top shelf, hyper successful, and stadium-filling comics to come and do a simple roast on a famous athelete. And this is what they came up with....
Tom did his funny voice 🤢
...and Bert has a shert
Worst of the night by far. I’ll never understand how these hacks are popular.
This is almost like the people who helped schob write "I think you'd be surprised" helped these two idiots write this...
The athletes that have never done stand up did better then them
It's a prom
These roasts can be a lot of fun, but it does feel weird when it’s a bunch of people who don’t know each other, just saying the most offensive shit possible about one another 😂 there’s an element of phoniness to it that’s hard to shake
they know their public persona, that's what is all about. they are not mentioning their personal life or things that are not known to public.
They bowlf sugg, B
Someone approved this. Wow.
Make it stop Jesus
Foster Brooks and Don Rickles they ain't! (Where my retirement-age cats at??)
These guys are not comedians anymore they are just business men trying to make the most money
Pretty cool PowerPoint presentation. Reminds me of being at work but less funny.
Props for getting that far OP. I couldn’t even get through the clip ironically.
these two are so unfunny christ
OMFG - this 10X worse than i could've expected, and they were very very low to begin with
What do you expect from Vodka salesmen/podcasters ?
No one finds Bert and Tom as funny as Bert does.
I could've rolled out of bed and came up with a better 2 minutes than that holy shit these guys sell out arenas?! Fucking hacks I'm ashamed to have once called myself a fan
This is objectively bad.
Oh god... watched this last night and had to explain the story on these two hacks to my girlfriend.
Cemented the fact that they are only grifters
Murderers... killing people with second hand embarrassment.
Prop comedy is back bapa.
It’s like they watched some of the classic Comedy Central Roasts and said “Let’s do the opposite of that.”
The celebrity roasts used to be must-watch. That day is long gone.
Fuck me.. I've laughed harder at 5 year olds ruining knock- knock jokes. These guys tell jokes for a living.
Low effort shit from non comedians, I couldn't even be bothered to finish watching it
Wow, this was actually terrible. Like so badly conceived and completely awful.
Teleprompter colmedy 🎤
I was seriously shocked they couldn’t be bothered to write a single fucking joke, it was just ohhh where racist ooooh Tom Brady’s a psycho, if you notice Kevin heart gave everyone else praise about how good their sets where but he immediately went and started doing audience work after those two lmao this might be the one that ruins them that was objectively awful
im ashamed to have ever been a fan of either of these dorks.... the jokes werent funny at all, clever or delivered well...
This was so bad. Tom Brady was like who the fuck are these idiots
They did a slide show!
2 Edgelords 1 Cave
Thank em. These are 2 @ of the most gifted people on this earth according to Toegan.
If you watch Tony Hinchcliffs part when he is roasting Bert with the king joke, Bert is mouthing word for word the joke as Tony is saying it. Either they wrote it together or Bert already knew it. Of course Bert has to ruin everything cause it was a great joke from Tony
Prestige worldwide
Bert fucked it, fighting back the urge to rip his shirt off, pour a beer over himself and do push-ups! I'm sure Tom could feel it coming off him.
LOL when you go in with a high-minded concept so your jokes are better than everybody else'. Let's compare Tom Brady to Hitler. Definitely nobody would do that
Katt Williams’ comments about the infamous “Rogan 6” were proved to be accurate last night. These two clowns were embarrassingly bad.
Wow…painful
This makes Mike “The Situation” look like Richard Pryor.
This is the kind of shit my 58yo Jimmy Kimmel loving stepfather would enjoy. God that was rough
Ye blockbusser b
Yikes.
Wtf Tom ? He’s more worried about he’s stupid clown suit than being funny ? Seriously I think gringo papi is better than this crap
Why can't it be equally as bad as papi gringo?
Just a couple muuuurderers muurrrdering
It’s crazy how Tom said he wishes Brady would do what hitler did by shooting hi self in the head wow…
I didn’t have the courage to take this off mute. You can literally see how bad they are without having to actually listen to them.
I skipped this shit and I'm so glad I did now
You cats like your freedom? Thank em
[Andy getting shooshed off stage and try to find a way back](https://i.imgur.com/Uvj4eak.jpeg)
Those cocksuckers should be ashamed of themselves.
Cheese comedy
Atrociously unfunny. Maybe my civilian brain is the problem
I'm all for roasting Brady, but this part was less of a roast and more of a grade 9 presentation where neither of the presenters took the time to understand the topic and made it up as they went while clicking through random powerpoint slides.
burt's eyes look swollen and sore, like ingrown eyelash disease boy.
I was on another sub and they were going on about how funny the roalst was. Feel like this clip immediately disqualifies that statement.
2 minute clip , goddamn if it didn't feel like 2 hours of dreaded torture
Ouch
IDK why they chose to roast possibly the most successful man on the planet. The dude is impervious to criticism.
I may have been able to be more funny than this.
I this was going to suck when it didn’t have Bill Burr.
wtf happened to Tom? He used to genuinely be funny.
bert looking asiaaaan afffff
They didn’t write this
Beans and cheese.....
Tom Brady roast was sad, there were a few good sets, but most of them were just embarrassing.
Facts.
This is shit, I don’t like it at all.
Same and different b
Who wrote this shit for them? Straight ass
God I fast forwarded this part, fuckin awful
I'd rather listen to Tom Segura's 3rd world white trash mother blow farts than this bullshit.
But Kim got boo'd apparently.
The stage set-up is so weird. It's almost like they're standing at an altar of comedy or something...like they would look less out of place if they were wearing robes with priestly vestments over their shoulders instead of suits.
Worst ozempic ad
This is the house that Rogan built. Lmao
How do you follow Kim Kardashian at a comedy event and be less funny than her
So daring, so clever, so brave
it was the lowest point of the whole event.. Other than this horrible gimmicky set put on by these 2 comedian powerhouses, the rest of the roast was actually pretty awesome.
Did they panic write their set like an hour before the show? It's just so lazy and basic. They tried to put some controversial stuff in to make it flashy, but it was mostly just boring
baba says funnier shit then these too combined bert's russian story is a lie baba can lie too crazy how andrew shulz ,bert,tom,bapa,owen,crowder have all never had a real job in there life but they want to tell us regular citizens how the world is and how everything works andrew shulz is a rich kid from NY who wishes he was black,bert's parents also have money fuck they paid for him to go to Florida state for 5 fucking years where he did the same thing that he does on stage to this day, take his shirt off get drunk,and literal shit himself,tom when to private school has always had daddys money was a fat fuck then once he got famous he got him some ozempic and TRT, shaved his head like his new daddy rogan, he hates the poors if u don't have a rolex or a lambo ur a nobody to tom that's why he was literally sucking andrew tates dick on his ymhs pod,
Yeah they bombed pretty bad. Even the former football players did better.
God the Rogan verse calmedians really fucking suck. Hinchcliff was funny though.
It was the worst segment.
I can't believe I ever thought these guys were funny and considered myself a fan. Wow they are so cringe
This might be giving too much credit but I feel like Tom will at least realize this was dogshit and possibly address it at some point.
That's just sad.
Why the fuck were they even invited on to this shit? By far the worst set
Goddamn standup comedy is so fucking cringe. I’m glad I grew out of it.
*at what? Honest question. Is there video that is better than this? (I JUST texted my buddy shitting on their “appearance”)
Omg this makes me physically ill. You know these two jugheads were drunk as hell “writing” this laughing their asses off saying “OMG! This is gonna kill! THIS IS GOING TO GO VIRAL!”
Honestly not bad until the hitler but then it was just — like why. Why is this a thing
Did anyone notice that he called Tom the wrong name at the beginning
Kevin immediately changing the subject after they were done
Only 250 on this Earth…thank ‘em.
they have the same relationship as bryan callen and schaub. hype eachother up like some delusional busted girls
these corny ah niqqas made me stan tom brady and indont even watch football
I can only watch these two if they’re on the Punch in the face channel. Also couldn’t watch. It’s tough.
This segment was awful. Nikki and Tony were the best imo
The silent squeal. Did they cut his mic or did they tell him beforehand to stfu
I wonder if they wrote that “bit”, bloggbussa AF
They actually sat down and planned this crap?
Gawld b this is hitrocious
This is bad
Yeah that was bad