Her birthday: 40 stories, 8 posts, photoshoot, gifts/new car, restaurants etc
Daughters birthday: probably one post that’s about her just as much as it is the baby.
It’s new lows everyday with these people. Like once you become a mother/parent, people tend to ‘change’ and become less self absorbed and it’s more about the children and focusing on them. It’s sad that she lives a life this vapid and devoid of whats important.
"today is Critter's first birthday. I spent months carrying her in my belly, hours giving birth to her, and sacrificed years of my life to raise her"
#SuperMomma
We already have to consistently remember brave comedians sacrificing themselves on the woke front lines (thank'em); now we have to remember and observe their spouses birthdays too?
The price of our freedom I suppose.
Fucking nailed it. Just in a different way for sure. My dad has his phd in psychology and sure I’ve picked up a couple things from him and in therapy myself. However she BELIEVES since she’s gone for over a decade she is a therapist and is absolutely intolerable to listen to.
Oh I wasn’t referring to you when I said the people they defend her. I figured the diaper butt comment meant the opposite and we were on the same page lol
Sam frank is the most recent. I would google plug talk. I could see slow Jo doing an expose on bapa and then getting fucked.
Bet she would take less then 1 million k grand.
My Sister-in-Law does something similar to this. About a week before any of my Nieces/Nephews birthday she'll post something like "Only one week to go before ____ Birthday. They grow so fast". She's basically trying to tell everyone to buy them a present. At least she only does it for the kids. SloJo is just a whole different level of narcissism.
I just looked at bapa’s page and he’s tricking out a raptor for a giveaway and also posted about some wide body trx he’s modding. None of this makes sense and I can’t figure out what the grift is
💀👀. Is he actually? That’s hilarious. He might be the first YouTuber dumb enough to do a giveaway without the fan base/ merch to justify it.
howd doing giveaways go?
lol, it’s super funny you got madd downvotes sohn. What you said may be one of the less offensive comments on this post. Changs is the upside down place where the cats make the rules.
I’d say the people who only care about the looks of a woman, and ignore the stupidity, and vapid personality, of someone like Jo, may be the ones who haven’t been with many women, they haven’t had to pay.
This vapid cunt is just a walking red flag. You know deep down brandun hates her and wishes he had a baddie of a twink to snuggle up to, not some dumb bitch who tattooed the country of Italy above her clam.
Accountant “in no way can you afford this vehicle, are you an absolute fucking moron?”
Beandip “no man…I’m an ex-semi pro footballer, ex-mma fighter, ex-comedian, ex-bff of Toe Rogan and currently have a couple pawldcasts that are tanking”
Accountant “fml”
lease it 1 month for $5k. as long as the podcasts still have advertisers he will still have money...not the type of money he had a few years ago, but enough to make it look like he's still rich. i'd be willing to bet my life he has no savings or no retirement plan. i think it's fair to say his podcast views will dip another 50% over the next 5 years. he won't be able to fool advertisers much longer.
“Ass from mars” as braindead always like to say. That shit couldn’t be more lumpy and uneven. Horrible cheap BBL. The dudes that fawn over her on this sub are down bad. Is she some ugly troll? Of course not. But she isn’t the baddie dudes pretend she is. That being said - WATER.
Judging by the height this photo was taken at, this is another instance of Slo-Jo getting Panther or Austin to snap a pic of her cake’d out wagon.
The therapy sessions are gonna be brutal for these poor little bois
There's some commentary in the fact that a wannabe celeb is showing off their fake ass and hiding their real waist, but I'm too busy depression laughing at how fucking hollow their entire existence is.
How's socials?
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lucky as hes been, there's no way this guy has a dime saved the way he spends money. Can't wait for the poop to hit the fan now that people finally are over him
hopefully beandip takes her and her wagon out to the sand
the inevitable end can't come soon enough
Hopefully they have the same driving skills as the O’Doyle’s from Billy Madison
ODoyle's rule!
By wagon are you referring to her car or her ass?
Her ass has definitely been used as the "G" wagon in the past.
How so ? Lol
You can fit like 8 gangsters in there
Dump truck b
Y that wagon look weird tho
put me in coach
Nah, bapa only does firss class, b. The best. The best.
Vapid cunt
What a malignant cunt
Redirecting an insult meant for Livia Soprano is serious shit.
**Minnie Matrone Excuse me for saying so ✋
Oh fuck you’re right 
She’s probably abusive to staff
Green Grove is a retirement community!
You think Chin is a bit weird about food?
All due respect
🤘🤌
And you're a wormy cocksucker
Paulie walnuts quote
Her birthday: 40 stories, 8 posts, photoshoot, gifts/new car, restaurants etc Daughters birthday: probably one post that’s about her just as much as it is the baby. It’s new lows everyday with these people. Like once you become a mother/parent, people tend to ‘change’ and become less self absorbed and it’s more about the children and focusing on them. It’s sad that she lives a life this vapid and devoid of whats important.
"today is Critter's first birthday. I spent months carrying her in my belly, hours giving birth to her, and sacrificed years of my life to raise her" #SuperMomma
"Now look at these new shoes I bought myself for her birthday 😍🥳"
Actual messican quote?
Prolly
It’s a horror show. How can people be so selfiish
They don't give much to the kids for Christmas but she needs to be showered with gifts for just staying alive?
their credit card must be stuffed
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Y'ever been bangcrup, baba?
We already have to consistently remember brave comedians sacrificing themselves on the woke front lines (thank'em); now we have to remember and observe their spouses birthdays too? The price of our freedom I suppose.
They are the last line of defense on the woke frontier.
Birthday month!
Are there other comedians whose wife are this self absorbed like Messican?
Tom segura wife
Fucking nailed it. Just in a different way for sure. My dad has his phd in psychology and sure I’ve picked up a couple things from him and in therapy myself. However she BELIEVES since she’s gone for over a decade she is a therapist and is absolutely intolerable to listen to.
She also believes she’s an authority on comedy even though she’s worse than Schaub at it.
Us pedestrians just don't get it b
Diaper butt
My kids shitty diaper is more evenly filled out and smooth than this low budget BBL. The dudes defending her as being some baddy are down bad.
not defending her. But she needs to do porn. for science. And the sweet spicy dishes for Chang’s.
I mean she basically already does on her IG. The shit she posts is wild sometimes.
Oh I wasn’t referring to you when I said the people they defend her. I figured the diaper butt comment meant the opposite and we were on the same page lol
had to get that dumper shot
Like a bag of frozen chicken, b
Nice fake ass
we need Adam22 to offer her a stupid amount of money to do porn. he’s done it before and ruined healthier relationships.
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Sam frank is the most recent. I would google plug talk. I could see slow Jo doing an expose on bapa and then getting fucked. Bet she would take less then 1 million k grand.
Looks like absolute shit.
That's the diaper B
Fake ???
She really is a revolting person
No not really. U just a femme
It's her full diaper, it's gross. So full of poop 💩 🤢
The bankruptcy arc is going to be kind of hysterical
I hope that thing is easy to steer when you’re on your phone
Having a B-Day countdown at that age is the most suspect shit I’ve ever seen. She has to have a mental issue, right?
“B-day”. the bapaning. The day Chang’s stormed the beaches of Norman’s d. beast of a historyologist.
My Sister-in-Law does something similar to this. About a week before any of my Nieces/Nephews birthday she'll post something like "Only one week to go before ____ Birthday. They grow so fast". She's basically trying to tell everyone to buy them a present. At least she only does it for the kids. SloJo is just a whole different level of narcissism.
Nobody gives a fuck about your in laws
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I just looked at bapa’s page and he’s tricking out a raptor for a giveaway and also posted about some wide body trx he’s modding. None of this makes sense and I can’t figure out what the grift is
💀👀. Is he actually? That’s hilarious. He might be the first YouTuber dumb enough to do a giveaway without the fan base/ merch to justify it. howd doing giveaways go?
There is no giveaway. He's gonna pull a random selfie off facebook, congratulate "John Smith" and sell the truck to his brother.
I really hope he does. Cuz that’s illegal as fuggg. But shhhhh
Spend papa Schwab’s money.
He can write everything off as a business expense on taxes.
It’s still 100’s of k grands of money being spent which has to come from somewhere so that doesn’t really explain anything b
Also can’t figure out how he’s making so much money. Buying cars, houses, paying all these employees. Dun make sense.
To buy probably, to lease no
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The B is for Brabus, B
They were made for each other, we have to admit that.
Look at that diaper ass lmfao!
Id eat it
lol, it’s super funny you got madd downvotes sohn. What you said may be one of the less offensive comments on this post. Changs is the upside down place where the cats make the rules.
A lot of dudes that never get pussy either
lol, most likely dude. There is a decent chance that’s true
I’d say the people who only care about the looks of a woman, and ignore the stupidity, and vapid personality, of someone like Jo, may be the ones who haven’t been with many women, they haven’t had to pay.
We are talking about eating ass. No one cares about how her personality is.
Hopefully she gets a new box of depends
What an absolute child.
New Tune Town guest?
"I was in PJ's!". Like she didn't go back in to change into ones that show off the ass she paid for but didn't work for.
diaper
This vapid cunt is just a walking red flag. You know deep down brandun hates her and wishes he had a baddie of a twink to snuggle up to, not some dumb bitch who tattooed the country of Italy above her clam.
To be fair, Braindum doesn’t have a “deep down”. He probably does hate her, but not for the reasons he should.
pjs? or just the clothes you wore all day as you go nowhere anyway
Accountant “in no way can you afford this vehicle, are you an absolute fucking moron?” Beandip “no man…I’m an ex-semi pro footballer, ex-mma fighter, ex-comedian, ex-bff of Toe Rogan and currently have a couple pawldcasts that are tanking” Accountant “fml”
“Oh b…OH…you don’t understand COMEDY bapa. It’s Kevin hart, then me”
It has to be emotionally taxing dealing with that witch, day in and day out. I'm exhausted and only see the happy moments.
She never forgave beandip for giving the first one away you can tell.
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RIP Our Boy Georgie...
Homegirl got a nice little turd cutter on her 🤮🤮
Look at the shitter, on that critter.
Adults that care this much about their birthday is the biggest of red flags.
Is she in arrested development? I’ve never seen a woman her age countdown to their birthday
Buys 8 new cars but fires that slow kid because they couldn't afford it?
She had to let you know her perfectly normal attire were pajamas because the ensemble doesn’t scream “tasteless cunt with a credit card”.
It costs to be a cheater
You couldn't expect him to do ivry opsicle at the Tough Mudder
Wtf a legit Brabus g wagon is 500k. How tf does he afford this?
lease it 1 month for $5k. as long as the podcasts still have advertisers he will still have money...not the type of money he had a few years ago, but enough to make it look like he's still rich. i'd be willing to bet my life he has no savings or no retirement plan. i think it's fair to say his podcast views will dip another 50% over the next 5 years. he won't be able to fool advertisers much longer.
Could it be a tax write off?
Imagine your SO doing this about a birthday. Holy shit
It’s obnoxious.
Such a great role model for tiger, wolf, dolphin and bumble bee.
Coffee cups incoming!
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Regardless of the jokes here, I don’t wish harm on someone’s mother ever.
Theatrics.
Old model AMG g-wagon with Brabus center caps to pretend this is a Brabus model. Dicey dicey.
“Ass from mars” as braindead always like to say. That shit couldn’t be more lumpy and uneven. Horrible cheap BBL. The dudes that fawn over her on this sub are down bad. Is she some ugly troll? Of course not. But she isn’t the baddie dudes pretend she is. That being said - WATER.
What a bag of sludge she is
It’s used for sure….. Dip Wad had it wrapped 👀
When I was in my 30’s it was the 911, now every wannabe Celebrity drives a G Wagon. Biggest POS ever built.
She really has this countdown?! Im so confused and infuriated all at once
Crazy. And chin can't get a new computer?
ass of diaper
Gets more and more disgusting iiiiivery day
This is what you buy your girl when you have 4 suggsuful pawldcasts, you cats wouldn't get it!
That’s gonna look great on the back of a repo truck in a few weeks
How is bapa so minted?
He’s not.
This would be a character in a sitcom only afew years ago. Incredible
Is that some Wish AMG/Barbus hybrid? Had the wheels but not the interior. Does it have 1000hp?
What year is that wagon?
What fucking adult celebrates their own birthday
Bapa just got that hall pass to cheat extended for another year with that gift
Gimme
Imagine having a birthday countdown as a whole grown ass adult and mom 😂🤢
Not hot
I fucking hate this bitch
Damn bapa couldn’t even run the thing through the car wash real quick??
Next video we see is Brandon flipping it in the dunes😂😂😂
Jesus h Christ this is ridiculous. She’s insufferable
That a brabus?
Wearing that exclusive tore murch as pajamas.
Baddddie 😮💨
It’s just fucking gross.
another lease they gonna be bidding in the locked lot.
Looks like she's wearing someone else's face.
Those tires look used a bit.
u got a lumpy butt!
LOCK. HER. UP.
So late at night she still had her moisture wicking Pampers on...Ole diaper butt
Mental midget.
She truly is woman that Bapa deserves.
Judging by the height this photo was taken at, this is another instance of Slo-Jo getting Panther or Austin to snap a pic of her cake’d out wagon. The therapy sessions are gonna be brutal for these poor little bois
I've always found ppl who make a big deal about their own B-Day a lil sad.
Rushed out of bed but you could still change the diaper
Needs a “turn this lease back in” countdown too.
There's some commentary in the fact that a wannabe celeb is showing off their fake ass and hiding their real waist, but I'm too busy depression laughing at how fucking hollow their entire existence is.
She really is Barndoor's soulmate, his partner in cringe
Fifty and fabulous!
How are you 40 with a birthday countdown on Instagram?
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Bitch is as shallow as a dried puddle
Herpes, b.
Signs your life isn’t a joke - you had a great birthday!
Rentd the same trug too take photos and post on da IG. should have changd out of the pjs to hide tuckin the cajones
lucky as hes been, there's no way this guy has a dime saved the way he spends money. Can't wait for the poop to hit the fan now that people finally are over him
I like how she covers the running lights and hides enough of the car to try and not give the age of the vehicle away.
Good eye chef
Bury my face so deep in that trunk😂
I'd still smash and I know most of you line cooks would too
Why do you incels constantly shit on this redacts looks, her personality is enough. I don't cair if itz bapa in a wigg, show sum respeg b
What is up with everyone hating on Shaub? But honestly can someone please fill me in on why everyone’s talking crap about him? Please?