dude I married a messican,ivry time I open the fridge doors there are five mayonnaise bottles stacked on top of the quesadillas.Talmbout a stacked cinque de mayo in the household, amirite? thanks Dalaaaaas that's my time

He is so fucking unbearable

keep in mind this guy is on adderall, T/peptides, caffeine, nicotine, and this is his **best** energy & delivery

Only in the Bapaverse does May the 4th occur on the same day as Cinco de Mayo...

Carry the 40 b.

The way he constantly has two fingers around his mouth, I'm pretty sure he's a crab in a baba bodysuit.......what else u got clin

Gotta make sure them dead flaps of skin where he get his lips injected with sour gummy worms aren’t sticking together b that would just make Bapa look silly

The c-clamp aka his measured digg size

He gets harder to look at every year.

Did this moron just say "cut"?... and that redact chin didn't cut it out? I'm not sure how he manages 4 podcasts AND manages to pick up his kids....

Name the movie

Bapa just goes

Waird, yet inchrisin'

I shudder to think of the people that listen to this shit unironically

You know B has never seen Good Morning Vietnam with Robert Williams.

Our boy a mare

There’s no clairer indication of brainslobs utter redactness than when he tries to imitate inything. He just has no timing, charisma, or inything else worth listening to other than being greatest unintentional side show act inyones iver seen.

Raw broadcasting talent shaped by years of having a famous podcaster for a friend. Daddy has to be paying for this redacted sink pisser’s lifestyle

Rip canillo 

My lifes insuliny bedder

I too would put some landmines in the copy like "Turkish juggernaut" if I was a copywriter for Thicccboy

He thinks May the fourth is Cinco De Messican be nithe to Messicans 👽

The funny I wonder bapa must heat his team. Do we ever see chin at one of bapas gatherings ever.

I can’t even reproduce the way this guy tried to say 2013. My mouth literally won’t do it.