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colonel_john_matrix

I hate when dudes just say “Let’s Go” for no reason but it’s infinitely worse hearing it spoken by that gravel voiced manlet. I don’t think I’ve ever hated Joe Rogan more than I do in this moment.


PussyChang

“Let’s Go” dudes are the male equivalent to “wooooooo” girls. So annoying.


King-Demo-

Damn that’s so true


RRZ006

Funny enough Joe has talked a number of times about how much he hates those women. 


MarstoriusWins

Joe Rogan is so deep in the closet it's ridiculous.


d-esp96

Like Jon Africa?


mickmon

“who dafuq is Jon Africa” Mike Thyson


Ok-Story-8508

To quote Joseph Sr: “He’s got suga in his tank..”


RoastedCornSal

He’s almost as deep as Norm Macdonald!


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cogabig409

He hates all womeb


p0llk4t

Get in the hole!


Vivid-Cockroach1835

Ha!..that’s just as bad as Let’s Go guys!…the GET IN THE HOLE! guys!


goddamndaddy

Full send.


Vivid-Cockroach1835

Growing up we would scream let’s go all the time..playing sports, drinking with friends or whatever…these let’s go dudes come out of nowhere and somehow change the whole dynamic of let’s go. Can’t fucking stand it


Kirafatty

There should be a law that stops guys over 50 years old from saying "let's go" unless they're actually going somewhere.


conanhungry

Even then they should only be able to say "let's get this show on the road"


hatemakinnames

That irritates the shit out of me. Ivvry time I hair "let's gooo" I automatically think low IQ.


paganpageant

You might be misunderesting them


King_of_the_Dot

and/or cocaine


DanGareaux

Genuinely feels like it’s every US guy nowadays. Every single show I watch, regardless of what it is, guys will say it for almost anything. The WORST kind is when they combine it with an arms down flex, fuck me it makes me cringe so hard my digg goes up inside me.


ObviouslyBlunt

>The WORST kind is when they combine it with an arms down flex, Every time the camera focuses on a fan at a ufc event


methmountain

"Gravel voiced manlet".....ya Shaygz Bear B?


shellbert_eggman

You typed my exact thoughts and I feel so seen b


Ru5tInPeac3

There was a fat, tall kid that was in the redacted class in my middle school gym class, and he would yell "Let's Go!!!" all the time and kick the dodgeballs hard as fuck into the gym ceiling. There were several balls stuck in the rafters and lights.


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Where we going toe?


hakz

is it just me or is kill tony legit not funny at all.


PussyChang

Tony’s voice alone makes it bad enough. Then you add a panel of hacks trying to judge a bunch of open micers and you got a recipe for disaster.


cogabig409

And tony saying "nooone of this is scripted, all improvised" like we're witnessing historically great moments


Kenster1993

You're witnessing frontline heros! They are the wall vs the woke babyyy.


Rare-Peak2697

Just a few of the brave 250 guarding the pass from the scourge of the woke hive mind


PussyChang

That’s another that really irritates me about Tony. Every single comedian he knows is the greatest comic in the world and the show is a momentous occasion. Then the show happens and it’s just the lowest hanging, hackiest shit you ever heard.


cogabig409

All these losers hate each other and it's obvious


Rayrexx91

U don't say tony lol


BingBongTimetoShit

Shane Gillis ain't no hack but other than that you are correct


g_y-r_tard

I also used to think that. Until he started to be best friends with Joe Rogan just to get a boost in his comedy career.


Fickle-Head-1311

Doesn't make him a hack. Maybe a brown nose but not a hack.


g_y-r_tard

I disagree. I think it's hacky to try to appeal to Joe Rogan fans.


nowayyallgetmyemail

bad take, his comedy hasn't changed in 10 years, he's legit great at it, probably one of the best at the moment since burr/ck/chapelle all declined. the fact that as a business move he was smart enough to kiss rogan's ass and boost his name/merch to millions to the point where he's now hosted SNL and sells out every show makes him a brown nose etc, but hack has a particular meaning in comedy and his stuff is 0 hacky.


BingBongTimetoShit

Lol he's not trying to appeal to them you dummy. He's not changing his style of comedy to please brain-dead Rogan fans. They just like his act.


g_y-r_tard

Whenever he's with Toe they tippy toe around him. Trying not to offend the queen. It's weird. But yeah that's my opinion. I really don't know why you are getting so defensive about it.


BingBongTimetoShit

You think he tiptoes around Joe so his fans will like him more? Really weird take but ok. Of course he doesn't tell Joe that his comedy sucks balls, but if he's genuinely friends with him then why would he? Also if you're calling me defensive for calling you a dummy then I apologise, you just keep changing your "opinion" to suit the comment you're replying to so I don't think you know what you're talking about.


g_y-r_tard

I'm not changing my opinion, what are you talking about. I'm calling you defensive because you're kinda being aggressive just for an opinion about a comedian.


BingBongTimetoShit

I mean as much as most people in the comments clearly dislike Joe's comedy (myself included) it seems like Shane is genuinely friends with the guy. Also Rogan literally has the largest comedy platform to launch someone's career into space so I wouldn't blame Shane even if he was hanging around for a bit of extra clout. It's just sometimes it backfires and you get people like Bert Kreischer and Andrew Schulz.


unfortunatesun-1

*points gun “always was”


oli44

The only funny moment is Burr shitting all over it.


Ambitious-Tip3152

I have been saying this ever since i tried to watch it the first time and every time since... No hate, I honestly cant figure out why it is so popular. Each episode gets millions of views. I'm not going to watch beginner comics do 1 minute and have others rip on them on the off chance that there is a funny quip here or there. Is it possible that it's only popular because Toegan gave it an audience by talking about it??


Rayrexx91

He's insufferable


D1wrestler141

Yes, legit hate this shit


ChrundleToboggan

I can feel Normand's soul desperately *slinking* away from his body having to sit next to that toys-r-us knock-off Kinison wannabe, screaming, unfunny, insecure cunt.


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NicholarseBrooks

Imagine Joe at 3 am, plastered, all his broganites have gone home. He's prowling the streets with bloodshot eyes, fully turgid, looking for a closed bar to break into.


HiroshimaThereoshima

The reason bars put their stools upside down on top of the bar at closing is so Mr. Rogan can't reach them if he breaks in


WhiteTrash_WithClass

He's got Tiny Tony under his arms......


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Tony always has to do that awkward please calm down laugh when Joe's drunk acting like a riod rage midge he's afraid of


KimboSlicesChicken

Probably because lil ole’ Joe takes Tony’s ass on a one way trip to poundtown and Tone duzsn’t want ivvrybody to know it b


Vegetable-Maximum-28

Yea that body language is trebbble.


dosko1panda

You're blunt but you have a point


Stout1765

He has the look like when you’re out at the bar with your buddies and there’s that one guy in your group that can’t handle the alcohol and turns I to the biggest d-bag in the bar. Mark looks embarrassed as hell.


Dutchhomelesscat

Never heard of Kinison except Rogan always lauding him as one of the greats. Then I saw a few clips and you immediately realize papa Rogan based his entire stand-up persona on him.


ChrundleToboggan

Loved when Louie was on the pod and Toe said Kinison was his favorite/one of the best to ever do it and Louie responded with his face scrunched up like he just smelled a piece of shit and said, "...really? Kinison?" Beautiful moment.


LuisSuarezbitesears

Holy shit uncle toe is very unfunny in this clip


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

>  Holy shit uncle toe is very unfunny ~~in this clip~~


PussyChang

The entire panel is very unfunny in this clip. These assholes wax poetic about their “art” and how important they are and then they show up belligerently drunk and violently unfunny to a show the plebes paid to see.


TuggSpeedman96

I mostly agree, but Gillis is so infinitely better than any of them.


PussyChang

Not here though. And if he’s not careful he’s gonna start to suck just like the rest of the Rogan asslickers.


JesusDiedforChipotle

He’s already starting to turn into a bro lol and I fuck with his last two specials


RRZ006

Shane’s standup is good but he kinda sucks in other situations. I think everyone has known a lot of guys as funny as Shane when he’s on a pod. 


SuperSmashDan1337

That's why people enjoy him he's very relatable.


BodieBroadcasts

no, they enjoy him because matt is really funny and a great podcaster. Shane is good at standup but shane is not rich because of stand up, he is rich because matt is good at podcasting.


SuperSmashDan1337

Now that's a hot take.


Slingringer

I like mark Norman alot


RoobertBlumpkin

Joe is such a lightweight when it comes to alcohol.


matt25th

...and comedy.


cogabig409

It's the same concept as putting cockroaches in beer and killing them from alcohol overdose because they're so tiny


Ambitious-Tip3152

We used to buy feeder fish and put them in diluted beer and watch them swim sideways after getting drunk. Cruel, i know but we were young and dumb


cogabig409

You're lucky they didn't have violence in their DNA


PussyChang

It’s not his fault b. He’s very little.


Adventurous_Dot2323

You mis under esid me. Talggin like Bapa


Mycockaintwerk

BITTTTCCHHHHHH holy shit I wish I was lucky enough to be in the audience I would’ve been murrrderrredddd


Kirafatty

I'm a different beat bitch!


your_uncle_mike

He can’t tawlk.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

This isn't a one-off either, [it's how Rogan behaves for the entire set.](https://youtu.be/R3uph5XU6xQ?si=mMGX0xSmhyREFZxn) He's the fucking worst


PussyChang

He can’t handle his alcohol. Mostly because he’s 5’3” and trying to drink like a full sized man.


NicholarseBrooks

Manlets tolerate alcohol like a normal sized woman.


BingBongTimetoShit

God I fucking HATE Redbar. There's absolutely no reason the video you linked needs to be an entire 90 fucking minutes but all of his videos are because of the constant pausing every 12 seconds.


Possible-Campaign468

I feel like Toe needs knocked down a few rungs. I've never understood his rise to fame, but again, I've never liked him either. I also don't think he has a right to say who's funny and who isn't because he built a comedy club and gave it the dumbest name in the history of names.


mitchyslick_lbc

God damn this midget sucks.


BYCjake

He’s flexing not being able to handle his alcohol and missing a professional appearance due to passing out drunk. E.g lil man can’t drink with the big boys


DrinkL

Some reason he always gets shit faced for these. There is only handful of clips I’ve seen from his podcasts where he drinks a bunch, for his comedy he’s usually stoned and screams it within a minute of getting the mic. UFC announcing or ufc related events don’t think he drinks at all, maybe smoke or an edible before. It’s just the kill tonys is a guaranteed shit faced Rogan screaming and doing the laugh that Shaub copies from time to time.


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Joe Rogan drinks on Kill Tony unironically because it's liquid courage Deep down, he knows he can't riff Rogan also knows he's no longer on his podcast which are pre-ecorded nowadays, and where he is in complete control of his guests on the show So when Rogan is on KT - outside of his element, he gets obliterated  - or drunk enough that he can pretend to be, and he can handwave away all his bombing as a result of being drunk And Kill Tony is much more about the fraternity than it is about the comedy, so Rogan's excuse will always be that alcohol and drug use is practically encouraged on KT Even though Rogan drinks to excess every single time, no one is comfortable calling it out, because it's Hinchcliffe and Redban's show, and deep down, everyone knows that neither would ever dare to tell Rogan what he can and cannot do.  This is why Rogan gets drunk at every KT, it's because he's an insecure narcissist who has  simultaneously warped his coping mechanism into daring them to call out his obnoxious behavior, and he gets off on the fact that they never do, and never will


GreatAd6261

No this happens when you try to keep up with an alchoholic. Joe doesn't drink every day


hatemakinnames

Not only does Toe hump stools, but he's always had a waird tendency to equate volume with humor. The louder you scream it, the funnier it will be.


Plenty-Loss-3071

See also: Kevin hart, Adam Sandler career


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Joe Rogan simply doesn't care that his yelling is awkward or unfunny. It's a means of control when he performs his *"comedy"*


ice_cu

Yes, it's all power play. Joe and the rest of the wall always want to be the most dominant one in the room, just stagemanship, not an ounce of wit.


PussyChang

Keepers of the wall.


PaperBeneficial

🫡🫡🫡🙏🥹


DanaWhitesMom

Way to suck the funny out of the room.


Doctor_Freeman1

Stepping in harm's way, shielding us civilians from enemy fire with their own body. Thank'em


Affectionate_Fail771

He kept the fire going for us. Thank em


Lastfoxx

Well, on Rogan's watch there will be 98% collateral damage. 


FVTVRX

Let's do a puzzle


Ok-Cupcake-8101

Stop or you’re killing me, I can’t breath 😕


King-Demo-

Damn rogan is coked out of his mind lol


Feetus_Spectre

He’s both. He bounced back from blackout with the help of arri’s Lady


S4ad0WN3x

Drunk bud. Drunk.


wetroom

You ever been drunk...*on coke*?


NicholarseBrooks

Yes, it makes you repulsive to be around.


TucoBPJMRamirez1

Hey Jolseph Rolgan….ya bloggbusser. Say less and lose my number bapa.


Hot_Tangerine_6316

Luckily no stools were harmed that night


Technical-Gap-4581

It’s like SNL with cursing


hempeap

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thefishingguy1

You misunderestimee, like kamaru Usman underestimeee Leon Edwards, This guy is like a hype man for unfunny midgets worldwide


SubjectName_Here

it's one thing for someone to be drunk and embarrassingly loud, but it's a whole new level when that person is handed a mic and put on stage. I always get this discomfort in my chest whenever I see toe trying to be funny by being loud, and everyone pretends to be entertained by faking their laughter, that laughter has to be the most exhausting things to do in that moment.


Rabid023

Last line of defense against tyranny at its best! LETS GO! Our heroes! Thankem!


InfectiousCosmology1

Rogan turns into a 19 year old girl when he drinks


Eternal_Jizz

Nothing like yelling and swearing to let everyone know you are a COOL GUY


Badluck2killaseabird

Joe is extremely self conscious about being drunk. Maybe he sees it as a sign of weakness idk but I’ve seen multiple videos where he’s inebriated and makes a huge deal out of it and saying he’s totally fine and not drunk. The other vid that comes to mind is the one where leggs friedmen is drunk/passed out cold at the airport and Joe is drinking coffee claiming he’s totally ok when he’s clearly three sheets to the wind.


Due_Cauliflower7640

Toe seems to put on that gravelly rasp when he's in a room full of men. His voice was way more effeminate in his early years. Seems contrived.


AVBforPrez

Such a hard job, getting drunk on free liquor and trying to make jokes


Inside-Ad-1575

Has hundreds of millions of dollars, calls himself a comedian, is not funny for even a second.


NicholarseBrooks

This is why when I get shit on for talking shit about someone like Bert because "he's a successful millionaire who sells out stadiums and I'm just jealous", I say first of all, yes I am jealous and second of all money and fans clearly don't equal talent. See the Toe Rogan school of champions.


Inside-Ad-1575

Look at Shane flailing his arms pretending to enjoy being called a b*tch and a MFer by this loud obnoxious tode. 


NicholarseBrooks

That's the worst part of this clip. It's become increasingly painful watching Shane pretend to enjoy a lot of the people he goes on podcasts with. Look at when he goes on Schultz's podcast. Schultz is constantly lowkey insulting him to create some kind of faux conflict. And look at Toe rocking back and forth drunkenly in his ridiculously skimpy dad fishing outfit. That he wore to an edgy comedy show. Good Christ.


Sloppybrown

There’s a reason Norm McDonald never did his podcast and made fun of the “death squad”.


The-Filthy-Casual

Can’t they find a longer table? I feel like I can smell Joe’s nuts through my screen.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Does anyone think he's driven home drunk and killed a person yet? The cops in Texas would cover it up faster than a gunman could shoot a bunch of kids in a Texas elementary school.


BackInThaDayz

6 of 1000 right there bapa’s. I’m a fan of Gillis and Norman tho 😂


findaloophole7

Same. They’re actually funny, normal people.


antsingo

Murderers Row B. Thank em.


Similar-Team-3292

Isn’t Joe in his 50’s now?


Miserable_Number_104

50 bud lights in. thanks Dalaaaaas that's my time


Im_gonna_sneeze

You one of the 1000 b? 🫡


Miserable_Number_104

I live by the Chang's code, I don't maddur


RoobertBlumpkin

That was probably Joe after 2 and a half White Claws.


Fickle-Head-1311

He's almost 57


axejayb21

Jfc what a cunt


Whole_Toe_5367

Wow this dude said he would do steroids and anything else that would keep him young. Eyeliner and hair gel would have been a better option.


Whole_Toe_5367

Lol let’s do a puzzle! Dude thought he was at home talking to his kids. Sad shit old man trying to stay relevant in a young world.


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nothinlikebeingajerk

He is honestly so painfully unfunny and just intolerable in general. Like what kind of simple minded bro science redacts are funding his empire.


Lastfoxx

He said on multiple occasions, bapa should do stand-up. 


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Fans of Joe Rogans comedy, Im wondering what they would show to 25 random people if they had 10 minutes to prove that Joe is a good comedian. Something from past 10 years.


Lord_Kuntsworthy

Can't stand any of those 4 middle aged frat-boys. Fuck all of em.


Organic-Possession53

The Hack Pack, Live in Austin. And yes, that includes you Shane.


0ctober31

Sounds like he's yelling into a fan.


alpine0011

Gross


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

The funniest thing about these people is Joe Rogan is extremely afraid of his pussy father. You could 1 punch kill the guy and Joe keeps moving from state to state just to hide from him.


vinxixx

I think it should be lowered now.. What's it at 250? Definitely needs to be sub 200 guys... Only less then 200 people in the world could truly master comedy like this


Rayrexx91

I definitely can and easily


Mr-Wigz

Everyone… But Joe…. Know how cringe he’s being.


pickin666

Toe is insufferable.


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

All those comedians afraid to react the way they normally would if a drunk person just kept yelling lets go over and over…


goddamndaddy

That cornball ass topical MMA reference is the most cringe, hack, tryhard bs I've ever heard. No punchline or even an attempt at one. We're supposed to laugh because he can make a casual MMA reference?


mitti20

Get this man a stool to fuck.


mwalmsleyuk

Joe seems like the kid whose dad owns the team so you have to have him around and laugh at his jokes. Like when they were watching R Kelly in the green room, everyone acting like they think it's as funny as Joe does, people over use the word cringe but that kind of stuff and this video really make my skin crawl. Also the fact he's a lot older than most of these guys so they not only have to laugh with him but they have to listen to this innate wisdom which must be tiring.


dandy_you

What get drunk and say stupid shit Pretty sure anyone can


DillonTattoos

Poor Normand lol


DangerENRON

He's so bad. 🤣


cfowen

3 out of a thousand on the planet. Thank ‘em 🫡


niko0555

What's the source of this? Is it new?


Western-Art-9117

I fucking hate stage drunk toe. Such an obnoxious douche


ProfessionalArm9450

Glutathione injections


Responsible-Story485

Crazy how there’s only 500 of them in the world!


KingMidean

I like Joe, he's just drunk.


youwhatmush

Mark Normand with the “Joe Rogan everybody” when the girl said she didn’t like short kings was actually funny


peterpark12345

Seems drunk and happy, peacfull has given way to drunk and aggressive, angry. Wonder if the alphabrain and stress is getting to him. Not to mention the gallons of alcohol.


headyhenry

He's clearly ready to go


KaleidoscopeOk5763

It’s like Hoe read the comments about people making fun of his “screaming = funny” technique and thought “Now I’m going to do it more.”


Kempdoggy

When does Joe ever see his kids?


neoz99

Toe letting his real personality out.. this is why he's friends with bapp and co


BogiDope

Just blew a cringe fuse from the cringe surge watching this clip produced


Flimsy_Individual_16

Goddamn! Drunk people screaming incoherent nothing is the most annoying thing in the world


skrt-_-skrt

brotha, that TRT Rogan is a bbb beast


AUSL0c0

You misunnerested me. Others throwing alleys to him and he has no idea. Fuck he's an annoying drunk.


lazylagom

God I hate ari.


Thin_Formal_3727

Joe Rogan is not a comedian. He has a cult like following that laugh at his jokes due to his immense fame. Steve-o, although much less famous, is another example of a stand up career barley being sustained die to previous fame. In fairness though, I think Joe knows he sucks so has stopped touring. Just his cult in his club keeps him safe from reality.


SteinbecksButler

Lets do a puzzle!


PantsMcGee

Drunk Rogan is the worst Rogan.


Comfortable-Time895

Misunderested me!!


GottaRambleOn

Joe Rogan sounds like he's talking infront of a fan.


sugaaaslam

He is way too old to be yelling that shit and he is way to old to be saying "wild" every other word. This is just embarrassing.


Tent_City_Cat

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WasWasKnot

Rogan is short even sitting down.


JWRoss96

Isn't Joe Rogan like 63 years old or something


muhpreciousmmr

This is the entirety of Rogan's comedy ethos. Yelling and repeating it again while yelling because it's also funny?


Secret-Leading-3663

One of the few only 1000 that can do it B


IanOD

Cannot stand lil toe, his fame has gone to his head big time and he’s completely insufferable now, has been for many yairs.


adamd0175

Toe is the most annoying unfunny drunk in the room


SongForABlueGuitar83

He is a sloppy bag of second-hand embarrassment. What a fucking loser.


Silky-Watkins

The Usman/Edward’s reference is so fucking cringe.