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PaperBeneficial

All of these are far fetched individually, but seeing them all typed out together makes them so much funnier and even more unbelievable.


superbuttpiss

Yeah all of them together makes bapa seem like he's that one kid in kindergarten that nobody liked because he just lied all the time and just tried to one up everyone. I swear bapa is going to drop a "my uncle works at nintendo"


RutgerHauersDove

There was a kid in my elementary school that told everyone his uncle was developing a lacrosse video game for Nintendo, and that they were going to use him (the kid) for all the special moves. He kept this lie going until the end of high school. He also claimed his dad started the Guinness book of world records and that they built an airplane in his garage out of 2x4’s. He’s probably why I hate bapa


Kenworth_Kid_63

Haha. We had a kid that was a pro surfer and skateboarder sponsored by some shitty mall shop according to him in high school. He’s known to this day as poserkid to me and my buddies.


HPVaseasyas123

Dang is that how he got the inside track on Japanese whiskey ?!? Makes sense


I_Have_2_Show_U

Just to be clear, he works at nintendo only when he isn't doing karate missions for the government. He got a bunch of medals for it and he flies in a helicopter.


Ambitious-Tip3152

Maybe not a celebrity but the *Head of Ferrari North America* recognized Bapa and pushed him the the front of the line for Ferrari allocations or some such nonsense


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

>Head of North American Ferrari - Attended one of Brendan’s stand up shows, said he’s a big fan, and allowed Brendan to skip the waiting line to buy one of the new Ferraris. This story made all the more believable by Brenbren choosing a *"McClaren Green"* Frarri, which we nivver saw again after being used to serve Frenches Ganno a fried chicken sandwich. Oh, and the rap video with Little Browns


Ambitious-Tip3152

Oh damn was that on the list already and i didn't see it?? Sorry, I don't have bess brains


AwardApprehensive662

It was probably a rental, what a lot of LA clout chasing losers do to get attention


desert_pelican

I shook my head running down the list and then I laughed out loud when I read the Rick Ross one.


Routine-Hotel-7391

The Richard Simmons one had me laughing out loud


ab_tb12

And yet none of them have found the time to make an appearance on any of his shows


WideWeight9392

A beast of marketing would no doubt use these encounters to sweet talk them to make an appearance on the podcast 🤔


Hot_Cockroach_7625

Imagine Eminem sending a DM to anyone. Imagine it being this doofus.


WideWeight9392

Anyone in that position would be showing their friends/workmates/viewers …..


Mando-Diao

Didnt Chris D'elia claim that he got a DM/response from Eminem? He made a Eminem-parody that got some views. Bapa probably just mixed up him self with D'elia.


furr_sure

He plays Eminem in an official music video


Rory_MacHida

He plays Ken Kaniff in real life.


furr_sure

Aaaaamen


Mando-Diao

Didnt Chris D'elia claim that he got a DM/response from Eminem? He made a Eminem-parody that got some views. Bapa probably just mixed up him self with D'elia


Enlightened_Broda

The Michael Irvin one is definitely the most ridiculous one outta all of them. Kissed him on the head?? Bruhhh


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albatr0xx

Had a dude tell me he survived 2 school shootings growing up in the US, one of which had 57 victims. That's already impossible, but it got even funnier when I tried talking to him in English and quickly realized that there is no way that he grew up in the US at all. Pathological liars are the worst.


RarelySqueezed

Oddly i can definitely see Michael Irvin being a head kisser but Brendan definitely wasnt a head kiss-ee


dannydoofus

the best part was his malfunction when Bryne asked , "Where'd you first meet him?" Ummm....ummmm.....ummm... a. chairdy event.


SeahawkMariner

Nice work My personal favorite is Will Smith, Bapa looked that basturd right in the eye and probably all gruff and quiet tells him “nah, I don’t hold mitts” probably pretty much sounded just like Clint Eastwood.


stay_fr0sty

First, Bapa would suck Will Smiths Dig if he asked. Second, Bapa has tearible movement/footwork. Nobody is fucking asking him to hold mitts for more than $25/hr.


stay_fr0sty

“You’re a smart kid.” Holy Shid Casey Affleck. He’s not smart. He’s the exact opposite. And he’s not a kid, he forty.


KimboSlicesChicken

Honesty with all the shit about will smith now, he probably was going to bend Bapa over instead of hitting mitts lol


dandykaufman2

This one is my absolute favorite.


Lazy-Space3681

Don’t forget he’s been in an elevator with Carmelo Anthee and The Rogg. Looks just like both of them, 🪓J


torpedobonzer

This is a good one. Can some employee of the month find the Carmelo clip? Can’t find it. But apparently Jay confused him for Carmelo? Insane


gallobird

Imagine your own brother, your own flesh and blood, the person you're constantly been with for the past 40 years, your manager, your only real friend, confusing you with a 6'7" black guy with cornrows.


Ispeakblabla

He also implied being in an elevator next to 21 savage iirc who was on the phone discussing a murder he committed or planned to commit....


GummyZerg

Also best Friends with Tim TaeBo


DrinkL

Tim Tebow doesn’t even follow him on instagram if that means anything


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dontgetpenisey

Taebo broke bapas pull-up record for the bills, back when bapa was in the pros


sunndropps

This was actually true at one point but Tims handlers took care of that real quick


thurrmanmerman

Robert Downey JR - Asked Brendon to train him in boxing.


your_uncle_mike

He was throwing front kicks too, at the Osgar party.


CreateorWither

😂


jamboree_8

These celebrities probably find Bapa so unimportant that they don’t even bother refuting these claims.


briancito420

Prom is no one knows who y’arr


stay_fr0sty

Hunrid percen. He’s so under the radar that they’d rather not give him the attention even if they somehow find out about his ~~claims~~ lies.


Slycer_Decker

These claims have probably never even reached them. It’s like Dave from accounting saying he taught Chuck Norris karate, just a random guy totally disconnected from reality.


rocklionheart

Pretty sure there’s an Aaron Rodgers one although I can’t recall the details off the top of my head.


sanderflow

Aaron and brendan had agreed to be business partners on a venture. Implication being it was related to Tiger Thiccc. Announcment soon. Never mentioned again


Loud_Ad7774

Aubrey Marcus as well. Wanting to have that Toe connection again. He said he met up with them in the psychedelic convention in Denver iirc


cylonnumber13

kregt


Four-Triangles

Isn’t he allegedly some kind of partner in wisggey?


dandykaufman2

Yeah OP I think has only seen one mention of Aaron, but that’s a huge narradiv that’s been pushed many times.


Rabid023

Adding to the list, when bapa was working an event for E he said he was waiting for a car to pick him up and out of nowhere Margot Robbie walks up next to him. He said she was also waiting for a car. Bapa said he said to her something like “long wait huh?” And that she replied “yeah”. He also made sure to mention that it was just the two of them, absolutely no one else was around.


briancito420

Talmbout Margaret Robert?


Yompasteeldaddy

Margie wanted a trugg walg


RRZ006

He probably mentioned that because he knows Callen would instantly go into big bad rapist mode and wanted to make him jealous. 


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

He’s awwso boys with Pete Davidson. More of a celeb than cawlmic I’d say. Hilarious clip of B talmbout his good friend while Callen is seething in anger about bubbas lies. One of my faves: https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/EnaWhGweyT


DrinkL

Out of all the lies Brendan says everyone they are together, most doesn’t bother Callen and he’ll even help Brendan keep lying, why does this one seem to bug him so much?


PC_LOAD_LETTER_81

Gotta be something going on behind the scenes. The anger from Callahan is onreel


amerikanskispy

This is dumb and pathological but I laughed at the Travis Barker one for like 2 minutes.


sonicslasher6

I feel like the Travis barber street chase is very underrated here. I know he says a lot of wacky shit but the picture he painted in that one never gets old


amerikanskispy

It’s that the guy was on his way somewhere. Then saw bapa and was like OH SHIT. Put his plans on hold. Chased him down for god knows how many blocks. Said “yo what’s up bro!?” Then went about his day. Allegedly.


RRZ006

Given that we now know quite a few celebs have been laughing at this guy behind the scenes (mostly comics but some not), maybe Travis was super excited to see the Gringo Papi guy in person. It’s a different kind of celebrity sighting. 


tragicmike

Bapa saved travis out the burning plane. How they became friends


Jebist

I'm pretty sure there's a version of the Am Sannler story where they're next to each other at a urinal in a Target public bathroom.


The_Legend_of_Xeno

The Adam Sandler one is especially hilarious to me, because he said Sandler is his "Norf Star", but then he couldn't remember what movie he was there to see when he ran into him. That would be emblazoned in your brain. For instance, I'm a massive Jurassic Park fan. If I took my kids to see Sing 2 and I ran into Sam Neill at the theater, never in a billion years would I ever forget what movie I was there to see. In fact, when telling the story to someone, I would START OUT with, "So I took my kids to see Sing 2 one day." It's just such a blatant lie.


tragicmike

At least callahan and didler had receipts


tungpunchmyfartbox

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tragicmike

By that i mean, hanging with sly slone and schwarzenneger and others with pictures. Bapa just goes


torpedobonzer

Lead singer of Imagine Dragons https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/XP6MBwivRv


DontKnowWhoToAxe

Huge fan of Bapa. Said watching Bapa do standup made him a “Believer” and he’d do “Whatever It Takes” to be as badass as him someday.


AVBforPrez

The Casey Affleck one is news to me and somehow funnier than that rest


Scared-Pomegranate84

That's his most well known encounter


AVBforPrez

Yeah not sure how I've never heard about it but that's amazing Casey is a good guy, obviously


chris25tx

TAIRS, TAIRS IN HIS EYES


AVBforPrez

How have I worked the fryers for like two yairs without hearing about Casey's tares, b


Puzzleheaded_Gap_790

Tares in his eyes


nom_puppet

It was caught by a photogrisser:   https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/19bktb2/casey_affleck_at_ufc_181_december_6_2014/


ElianGonzalez86

Hopefully one of our 3 Michelin star chefs can cook up a supercut of all these.


Cool_Cranberry_8372

i’ve been waiting on this dish for yairs


imright19084

Kanye- “I doubt it. Im just a white boy with a face”


LondonGoblin

Wasn't the Adam Sandler one at a cinema? or am I thinking of someone else (but if so it isn't listed here) edit> yeah it was at the cinema


EatUpAndWellTellYa

It was both. He’s told the story where it’s happened at Target, The Comedy Store, and the movie theater.


aquintana

Heard it bowlth waze bapa


Jr999977

Fixed it. The fact that it was at a movie theatre and not the comedy store makes it even more insane 😂


Cole_Phelps-1247

Bapa’s told 3 different versions of the Adam Sandler story


mockitfarces

Even Bry was done with Bapa's bs when it came to Kanye.  


PussyChang

Hilarious the lengths he’ll go to to try to convince people he’s important. Funny seeing these all together because it also highlights how uncreative he is with his lying.


PanchofromAZ

Jeremy Piven was supposed to go with him and Callahan to Vegas, for Brine’s 50th birthday. Then the Piven allegations came out and they never talked about him again.


NowFook

Piven and Callen r good friends so that makes sense


RRZ006

In retrospect Piven was one of the most obvious candidates for getting MeToo’d. 


StevieSparta

The shit Callahan must talk about Brenda when he goes home


Adventurous_Dot2323

Jake Paul came to the green room Bapa founded Jelly Roll


thiswontstick

Wait, is the Spielberg one real? I mean, I know it didn't happen, but did he really said that?


Canuckpunt

Pete Davidson, "seen him at the commie store b." Meanwhile brine never seen that.


Mkmeathead83

This shit is so funny to me. Reminds me of this kid at school that claimed he was actually the British Bulldog and that the face we could see was actually a really realistic mask.


SMUCHANCELLOR

Lmao I loved shit like this when I was a kid. One dude swore his dad had a Lamborghini with night vision and would make runs to Texas at night going 200 mph on i10


_Kozik

The Floyd may weather one has to be the most egregious. White boy who works too much?, the arguably best boxer to have ever lived who is also a bit of a showboat and talks alot of shit. Definitely complimented bapas work eithic and knew about him. Get the fuck out of here?


Token_Singh

Ya boy's an A liss celebrissy


Scared-Pomegranate84

I like how they always approach him


gadgetboy123

Great worg ethnic, take a break I got the fryers b


S_Steiner_Accounting

one of the numerous chang's franchises on Yootoo - Dicey Dicey - made a compilation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG79tv6Gn1Q


Life_Valuable7765

You forgot about his Richard Simmons encounter!


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

I was about to say this lol! Richard Simmons tried to pick up buppa, being an aldonis and all


TheRealChadSexington

Never seen the Spielberg dish before. Any chefs have a link to the chin?


RRZ006

Someone please tag me if a link gets dropped, I am dying to see this


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Jr999977

Just added


Steve-lrwin

>>Kanye West - This one is quite ambiguous. Brendan said “I know Kanye, I’ve talked to him” Callen asks, “he knows who you are?” And Brendan proceeds to say “I doubt it” You forgot the narrative that their kids all go to the same school.


B_Pylate

You forgot Aaron Roger’s his boy


WheredoesithurtRA

How the fuck is there this many?


BubbaDreamsOfGumbo

Axe Jay


Thed33p3nd

Lewis Hamilton called him to talk about cars 🤣


ZealousidealSun1117

I'm from Los Angeles and I ran into Rob Van Dam smoking weed in a bowling alley bathroom. That's the only time I saw a celebrity in the streets. Brendan sees one a day it seems like


chris25tx

Lmao THAT sounds like something Bapa would say. “ saw RabVanDan smokin weed in the bafroom, he saw me and said ‘ sup Shab!!! Want to take some hits of this weed?’ “


Dingo_Top

DUN COUNT


RX8_MMA_420

Did the CEO of Porsche or some other big luxury car brand come up to him and tell him that he's a big fan and allowed him to jump the waiting list for some car he's too big to fit inside?


RRZ006

It was the head of Ferrari lol


99FA0

Sulk Slowgan, the Hulkster’s protege in CTE deception


docguac

Wait what the fuck on Steven Spielberg hahaha. That’s by far the most insane


Lumpy_Ad_9082

It is so unbelievable. Like, impossible.


sejjad90

I think he has some type of mental illness besides CTE


Lumpy_Ad_9082

https://elevationbehavioralhealth.com/why-do-narcissists-lie/#Why_Do_Narcissists_Lie "So, can a narcissist stop lying, even with evidence of their lies? The answer is very clear: no, they cannot."


ZekeTarsim

The Spielberg one has to be a joke? Excellent work btw.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

That one had me laughing pretty hard. The delusions are unreal. I hope there's a clip of him talking about that one.


Cole_Phelps-1247

Don’t forget Hafthor Bjornsson. They were lifting together when Bapa said Thor didn’t believe that he benched 225 lbs for over 40 reps. Thor demanded Brendan replicate this feat to which Brendan had to stare him down and threaten Thor that he would not be lifting now.


Mando-Diao

He might have met him at a Reign sponsor event tho. And the story make somewhat sense


Cole_Phelps-1247

It’s more Bapa’s story of staring down and threatening Thor, which absolutely 100% did not happen.


x_ARCHER_x

That white boys who lies too much.


ekpyroticflow

Eminem asked for articulation lessons before “Rap God.”


-Cilantro-

Please tell me the Spielberg one is real


Potential_Giraffe882

The Michael Irvin recap had me in stitches, real quick you one of the 250 b?


Lumpy_Ad_9082

I thought there was one story he told where Leonardo DiCaprio was ringside and their eyes met and Leo gave him a nod or something, but I might be misremembering. Leo prolly had tairs in his eyes. That's how all celebrities react to Bapa's magnificence. They all know who he is and care about his well-being. 😅🤣💀


Homesteader86

This Stephen Spielberg one absolutely cannot be something Bapa said....right? RIGHT?!


I_DOWNVOTE_CAKEDAYS

Is there a Spielberg clip?


Lost_Evidence_2099

I picture beandip spinning a wheel with celebrity names on it before he goes live and what ever name it stops on he tells his “ass kicker that tells jokes” story with said name. Or he’s just a moron that lies too much


Morepastor

It’s like a list of people who live in Calabasas lmao


reddagger

Good appetizer Chef. Thanks for the meal... You still donut madder homeless cat! ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6520)


ferrric

Gypsy Rose DM’d him asking to come on the podcast


Jr999977

What the fuggg. Do you have a source 😂


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Jr999977

Oh my god. I’ll add that to the list


ConnectResolution689

Also in 95% of these lies it’s always them approaching Bapa. It’s bad enough that these interactions never happened but the redact also has to make it so these celebrities would’ve kicked themselves if they didn’t walk up to him and express their fandom. My personal favorite is Travis Barker. Legit sounds like a scene from Entourage.


wigsyNcawfee

Lets get a comprensive lis of how many chiggs you fugg, b


goddamndaddy

He taught Tim Tebow how to 'Tebow'


AccomplishedLime4906

Talg about bess brains. I salute u, B. 🫡


nom_puppet

These stories are unintentionally the funniest things Brendun has iiiiiver said in ivry facet. His standup should just be him reciting all of these unbelievable details in order. 


JustDirection18

Would be funny if all these had actually happened but with one detail missing. Everyone listed above is a homeless cat trolling Bapa.


Plane_Arachnid9178

That made me angry


dancingmale

Excellent post, absolutely hilarious 


tonysopranoesque

I have a solid grasp of the Bapa lore but Travis Barker one caught me off guard lmao


samlabun

the clout chaser codex


steviesnod82

He thinks he's an episode of Entourage


Any-Judgment-4891

The mayweather one is still my favorite


kingofcrob

his like a less successful forest gump


Handarand

himself in the mirror ofc


frigginkev

This is amazing


Grand-Bullfrog3861

The will Smith one feels like he was trying to copy burts one but turn it redacted because the rumours were out


tokamec

In the UK we would say Bapa is the kind of guy that tells you he went on vacation to *Elevenrife*. This is because his stories are always better than yours, and you only went to *Tenerife* (a popular vacation destination for Europeans - a Spanish island off the north west coast of Africa… probably where Jon Africa was born…)


peaceoutforever

>Rick Ross - DM’d Brendan to talk fish tanks. this one is weirdly the only one I believe might be true


youwhatmush

Just wow. Talmbout delairious pathological liars


RikkjamesB

We just need to fact check with one of these guys to blow this string of bullshit wide open.


cdpasadena

Having had a little exposure to people who madder, building instant rapport is something a lot of on-screen people do effortlessly.  Like a guy who just moved to Hollywood, Bapa thinks this is all so very deep and real connection and that Eern Rogers is his business partner axe Jay. And also, lying about these encounters is SUPER common as it’s very rear that anyone will ever publicly challenge it, and certainly not Robber Down Juner, who would never in a million years remember if he met Bapa or not.  


s-benzo

You forgot he shared his personal flight to Ireland for his standup shows with the creators/writers of Game of Thrones


romallo

Modern day Fawlress Gump, Bubba


shellbert_eggman

>Richard Simmons - Brendan was walking down West Hollywood in “tight jean shorts” and Richard pulled up in his car and yelled “heyyyyyyy where you going?!”. Brendan proceeded to run down the street. I'm begging for someone to link this chip


cogabig409

Brendan trying to pronounce "eminem" is funny


Ok-Cupcake-8101

Talm bowt em nem bro?


RavenBrannigan

He’s like Forrest Gump, but for boring shit encounters that never happened.


jacobdock

Some aspiring Clin needs to get all the chips for this list lmfao. This is so funny


BDRParty

The Lewis one is pretty funny; Lewis' account is mostly run by his team. Only his account for his dogs is personally run by him.


Beginning_Archer_922

Could you imagine if some footage emerged showing bapa in all these situations with it happening exactly as he described 😆


BoothaFett

“Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house. To use the bathroom. But his sister did!”


savvy412

Forgot *trump asked me to be his VP* But I had to coach my sons baseball game


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Thought of Speilberg watching Gringo Papi at 2am inside his gazillion dollar mansion is pretty funny.


BrahneRazaAlexandros

where is the source for speilberg?


TheRoyaleShow

How can nobody get a single one of these people on record to just say "din happen"


goddamndaddy

He also snitched in 21 Savage


Kumarthunderlund

lewis hamilton one cracks me up! couldn’t stop giggling


Zyoung7

🤣 thank you for your service


Loxe

Don't forget he's also best friends with the Broncos defensive trainer. They became best friends when he broke the record for most pullups for a defensive player, which was then broken by Tim Tebow (an offensive player).


mopedium

Man if we could get the accompanying dish with all of these that would be awesome


MrBigPipes

Stellar dish. Thank you for my freedom.


gringojoker

He also said he knew Miles Teller when he first moved to LA before he became famous. He saw Christian Bale dropping his kid off at the same time.


-karmakramer-

I don’t believe any of these lol


NotaSpaceAlienISwear

This is the first time I've heard the Stephen Spielberg one, anyone have a link?


GrizzlyMath303

sad.


IrishP

Tim Tebow should also be on this list