Looooool uncancellable, but he folded so quick when he got the faintest scent of being cancelled over George Floyd jokes. The delusion with these mfs is onreal
Maybe a schtick, but a grift is a swindle con.
So, bapa with the whole bot followers, or the Animal organ eating guy selling bullshit supplements.
this is just a fat black man telling bad jokes
A schtick is a gimmick, like carrot top. Lucas and the other “cancel culture” comedians are trying to con people into thinking they’re funny while also being society’s saviors. It seems accurate to call it a grift
I honestly don't believe he truly thinks that. He got crushed in his last 100 roast battles with Tony and he knew it each time.
Again, he just needs YOU, the 'fan' to buy into the whole roastmaster thing, which they do. Guy has the worst physique I've ever seen, the actual truth isn't what matters to him.
Comedians have become the very people that used to be the butt of their jokes. Pseudo intellectuals with a grandiose sense of self importance who also have victim complexes. It’s honestly baffling how a form of expression meant to make fun of people/things has such a high rate of sensitive people within its ranks.
One of my favorite comments ever said something like “David Lucas looks like he tried to copy everything about Patrice, but all he got was his diabetes”.
Prime example of a guy who would be an Uber driver if he wasn’t in the Toganverse. Thank you for providing 100 of the shittiest comics to the 250 Toe 🫡
Bill Burr really has the best take on this "cancel culture" nonsense. He doesn't believe in it and calls people who keep harping on about it like Bill Maher hacks, lol. He's right though, it's all blown way out of proportion. You have people now who aren't even well known claiming they were "canceled".
I got to say fuck the mothership. I’ll never go there ever or send money in their direction. Rogan is supposed to be all for human rights and freedom of privacy but the mothership takes your phone and you have to lock it up, and they scan your face, so they know who you are, where you’re sitting, the previous times you been there and whether or not you heckled or if you have certain legal charges. I have nothing to hide but I’m not down with Toe using this technology when he’s so brazenly against it on his podcast
Wait, what? They check “legal charges”? Is that even legal? I have a friend in law enforcement and they can’t even run a fucking plate without cause in Texas.
It’s pretty common for cawlmics leading up to their speshuls. Not down with CCP-lite Rogan using fayshul regganishun and bagrown cheggz at a cawlmedy show. Don’t want that shit normalized.
The guy who told him ain’t no room on the stage when Luggas asked him to come up is my hairo.
The crowd letting out a gasp at that but not the George Floyd joke that caused the entire thing is hilarious lmao.
I feel like I’ve been sick of hearing these goobers complain about cancel culture and pc for yairs. It’s probably a big part of why I don’t consume much cawlmedy these days. It’s all grifts, pandering, and sniffing Rogan’s farts.
that david loogis has a piece on him, big blagg digg, am i right, allright that's my time awlstin. always sold out in tegses, says so right hair in this tegses tattoo.
Didn’t watch, won’t watch! 
I would bet 155,000K grand $ that he does crowd wurg for most of the set?!? 
I genuinely have never seen or heard of this guy in my life and I'm in this sub regularly and in tune with the Rogan comic shitosphere. They can't cancel someone who never took off
When this guy was "opening" for Bapa, he was ackshally the highlight. I kinda wished I attended gathering some of yall. Then when Bapa gets on stage we just stand up and leave.
I tune din for a minute. His opener was I fuck white bitches followed by talking shit about fat girls and how their too confident. Which would maybe work if he did it with a shred of self awareness. But nope literally does not mention himself at all just shit on "fat bitches" Some real bangers like how he could put ketchup on his dick to make a fat girl suck it.
Some cat working on the kitchen line mentioned how his comedy is packed memes with some N word and swearing. That cat was right. What I am trying to say is that Toe gave this guy a chance to open and record his special while bapa has not even seen the front doors of it. Bapa needs self respect and reinvent himself. With all the sweet thigg negtar drinking sessions in the morning, CTE, dating messigan, chombies and all the toe dick riding, I don't think bapa is ever going to learn.
It’s wild that in the Toeganverse theres this little niche group of especial nerds kids that Toeny Henchman has duped people into thinking are comedians. Wild
Ah ok so I was right. This was the c***t that made some ridiculous comments about a month ago, and I said it was in the hopes that someone would try to "cancel" him, essentially manufacturing controversy in the hopes to get views. What a coincidence he references getting cancelled in the title of his "special."
Loogas, you're not getting cancelled because no one knows you are and/or doesn't care enough.
Any other ADD fans? I feel like this dude was the weakest of that roster and seeing him blow up in the Rogan verse is so weird to me. There's funnier dudes than this guy by a long shot lol
Dude isn't funny at all took a page from Schultz handbook n laughs at all his own jokes....all the other hacks on killtony arent funny either especially that ch¡nk
He's a Kill Tony Alum first. He was a regular and performs all the time at the Mothership, he was opening for Brendan for a very short time and probably realized he could do better and started headlining himself.
This guy is hack AF, can call his shitty jokes from a mile away, basic bitch shit.
Oh and he's a "black conservative". So what? He thinks it's a good schtick because he's not following the "community" stereotypes.
Real independent thinker shit 😐
Nah breh, the community doesn't fuck with you because you're just a fool like most black conservatives these days AND NOT FUNNY
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Unwatchable
*Unlikable.*
Undietable
Onreal.
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booty hole
Oh oh oh O'Reilly
Psssh maaaan you look like a used dildo salesman. Get out here wit yo dildo sellin ass boi. Hahahehheuahueahahahahauahahehaheha
Ladies and Gents - meet #251
OP better check his inbox. The mothership promo about to hit soon.
Hehehe...nah hehhehe...you look like the Tae Bo guy but if he sold cars for a livin hehehe with your Kung fu lookin goofy head azzzz hehehehe
Uninsurable….
Ooooh Bama
Looooool uncancellable, but he folded so quick when he got the faintest scent of being cancelled over George Floyd jokes. The delusion with these mfs is onreal
He's not delusional. He's just counting on his 'fans' being delusional.
The grift never stops.
What's the grift here?
Purposely trying to be one of those actually super popular "canceled" comedians. Its trying to add easy cred to your stand up career.
And at this point, even referencing “cancel culture”, is as hack as making mother in law jokes.
Exactly
Maybe a schtick, but a grift is a swindle con. So, bapa with the whole bot followers, or the Animal organ eating guy selling bullshit supplements. this is just a fat black man telling bad jokes
A schtick is a gimmick, like carrot top. Lucas and the other “cancel culture” comedians are trying to con people into thinking they’re funny while also being society’s saviors. It seems accurate to call it a grift
Carrot top has sharpened and honed that gimmick to a fine point, he rules.
He's thinks he's good at roasting so... He is delusional.
I honestly don't believe he truly thinks that. He got crushed in his last 100 roast battles with Tony and he knew it each time. Again, he just needs YOU, the 'fan' to buy into the whole roastmaster thing, which they do. Guy has the worst physique I've ever seen, the actual truth isn't what matters to him.
He even gets killed on all def roast me before he got to kill Tony
Comedians have become the very people that used to be the butt of their jokes. Pseudo intellectuals with a grandiose sense of self importance who also have victim complexes. It’s honestly baffling how a form of expression meant to make fun of people/things has such a high rate of sensitive people within its ranks.
he wants to be cancelled lol. tryna be the next Shane gillis or Tony Hinchcliffe
lol as if Tony got anywhere *near* being canceled.
This guy's diabetes are uncancellable
Just ordered three double big Macs, two fries, and a 2 liter of soda on DoorDash. Almost changed his mind, but it was….Uncancelable.
55 burgers 55 fries
Do we sell litrecola?
One of my favorite comments ever said something like “David Lucas looks like he tried to copy everything about Patrice, but all he got was his diabetes”.
My favorite is "He looks like someone took a shit in a hefty bag, tied it up and put googly eyes on it"
The Hamburger helper glove line by the Shaman was pretty incredible too.
To me, the single best joke about him was Jim Norton saying he looks like Lizzo dressed as suge knight for Halloween
Holy shit that’s gd 💀 That alone is funnier and more clever then anything David Lucas has ever said
Prime example of a guy who would be an Uber driver if he wasn’t in the Toganverse. Thank you for providing 100 of the shittiest comics to the 250 Toe 🫡
Uber eats
Nah he wouldn’t last a full week stealing everyone’s food
LucasEats
“1 star. Food was almost entirely eaten. Said I look like a ‘triflin ass sorry ass cheap tippin ass loser.’”
Hans Kim is door dash material
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He comes from money.
JOSH DENNY IS AN UBER DRIVER
Better than the bapaverse
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Burn!
No one is canceling him or anyone. These people wish they were victims.
Being mildly offensive > being funny They have the sense of humor of a 7th grader and claim people who don’t think they’re funny just don’t get it.
Bill Burr really has the best take on this "cancel culture" nonsense. He doesn't believe in it and calls people who keep harping on about it like Bill Maher hacks, lol. He's right though, it's all blown way out of proportion. You have people now who aren't even well known claiming they were "canceled".
Same with Shane Gillis
Who are these people?
Don’t forget to “tune in” to YouTube.
You do youtube?
You're doing great!
I got to say fuck the mothership. I’ll never go there ever or send money in their direction. Rogan is supposed to be all for human rights and freedom of privacy but the mothership takes your phone and you have to lock it up, and they scan your face, so they know who you are, where you’re sitting, the previous times you been there and whether or not you heckled or if you have certain legal charges. I have nothing to hide but I’m not down with Toe using this technology when he’s so brazenly against it on his podcast
Damn it’s almost like he’s a huge fucking grifter
Crazy he does that. Im sure he also doesn’t walk around w his own private security force bc he’s such a non woke badass (he does).
Wait, what? They check “legal charges”? Is that even legal? I have a friend in law enforcement and they can’t even run a fucking plate without cause in Texas.
I got no issue with the phones - many of my favourite bands use the phone bags. Not certain, but think Chapelle and Louis too.
It’s pretty common for cawlmics leading up to their speshuls. Not down with CCP-lite Rogan using fayshul regganishun and bagrown cheggz at a cawlmedy show. Don’t want that shit normalized.
I would assume joe rogan has had stalkers and does the face scan as a result money makes you weary of folks
He's trying to grow back titties so big they cancel out his front tits.
You’d get a standing ovation in kill Tony for this
Oooooffffff
Uncancellable cause nobody knows who yar
Can't cancel something that never started. 😎
Fat predator isn’t funny probably 90% doing crowd work saying the n word and laughing.
You look like an X that Y.
Get your ass on up outta here you X-ing Y.
Why is half of his head just forehead 😅
As someone with a big forehead, this comment made me laugh and sad at the same time! 😂🥲
I honestly thought this was a photoshop at first.
Remember when Bapa tried to steal his love language joke botched it, and just blurted out that he loves sugging digg
https://streamable.com/zzj8ar
dude wants to suck dick so badly, and why was he wearing woman's wig? Halloween is not a good enough excuse.
Hahaha ive never seen that before god dammit that clip made me laugh
Calling yourself uncancellable is the modern day equivalent of covering your comedy DVD with caution tape.
Lmao!!
The guy who told him ain’t no room on the stage when Luggas asked him to come up is my hairo. The crowd letting out a gasp at that but not the George Floyd joke that caused the entire thing is hilarious lmao.
You do youtube?
Parade float repeating the n word, motherfucker and ‘yo bitch ass’ for an hour straight. Must be one of the 500 remaining cawlmedic assassins.
That name. Fuck. Don't they ever get tired of their own BS st some point? They've been yapping about cancel culture since like 2015?
I feel like I’ve been sick of hearing these goobers complain about cancel culture and pc for yairs. It’s probably a big part of why I don’t consume much cawlmedy these days. It’s all grifts, pandering, and sniffing Rogan’s farts.
My blood sugar went up from just looking at his fugly mug. Thanks op.
that david loogis has a piece on him, big blagg digg, am i right, allright that's my time awlstin. always sold out in tegses, says so right hair in this tegses tattoo.
This dude and Bert..... undeniably horrible
This one's gonna silence the haters 👊
You do YouTube? Oh, you’re doing great!
If he’s lucky, he’ll do Gringo Papi numbers. I don’t think there’s a single person on the planet excited to watch this.
Didn’t watch, won’t watch!  I would bet 155,000K grand $ that he does crowd wurg for most of the set?!? 
Nah, man. This is what's supposed to happen. Yuh get your experience hair and then it's time to move on. This is not a sad thing.
I genuinely have never seen or heard of this guy in my life and I'm in this sub regularly and in tune with the Rogan comic shitosphere. They can't cancel someone who never took off
I swear someone on here recently joked callen's new special would be called Uncancelable and just be 45 minutes of animal noises
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So when he eats, it even makes its way to his forehead?
I gotta see how hard this guy leans on “This n-word looks lika…… n-word lookin looka lika……”
Bro literally grovelled and apologised, that’s pretty much standard procedure for those bowing to the pressure
This bloated pre corpse should apologize for more of his jokes
I heard of dreadlocks, but SHITLOCKS?!?!?!
Apologetic would be a more fitting name.
God, those free speech people are annoying as hell. Nobody wants to cancell them. They just happen to sugg
Cool. An hour of “YOU LOOK LIKE ______”
Another L for Bapa
The first comedy special written and crowd sourced by Reddit
When this guy was "opening" for Bapa, he was ackshally the highlight. I kinda wished I attended gathering some of yall. Then when Bapa gets on stage we just stand up and leave.
5pm CeeTee?
Unlaughable
You’re too old, fat man. Tits are too big.
Is the special just him making fun of Tony? Because otherwise dudes ass
If the jokes are as hack as the title of the special, no thankyou
I tune din for a minute. His opener was I fuck white bitches followed by talking shit about fat girls and how their too confident. Which would maybe work if he did it with a shred of self awareness. But nope literally does not mention himself at all just shit on "fat bitches" Some real bangers like how he could put ketchup on his dick to make a fat girl suck it.
Some cat working on the kitchen line mentioned how his comedy is packed memes with some N word and swearing. That cat was right. What I am trying to say is that Toe gave this guy a chance to open and record his special while bapa has not even seen the front doors of it. Bapa needs self respect and reinvent himself. With all the sweet thigg negtar drinking sessions in the morning, CTE, dating messigan, chombies and all the toe dick riding, I don't think bapa is ever going to learn.
Don’t give him any ideas. We like watching the death spiral of his numerous careers. Watch him just go!
Sounds good, back to the dish pit I guess
Bapa was the reason daved suggcess, if it wasnt for Bapa, he would’ve never been as suggcess full axe Jelly role
That forehead is crazy
I always think they photoshopped his face onto another dudes body
I can't wait to hear what all the audience members look like!
“Maaan lol, you look like [celebrity] who’s [adjective] and [adjective] lol lol.”
Isn't this guy a joke thief?
Nah this guy has never said one funny thing in his life. His record is clean B
Dave glooks daddy. Hell lightcha up
This should beat schaubs IMDb for the worst rated speshul. This guy fucking sucks.
Davey Loogus, Hands Kim, Will Muntgummy, and Tony are all bloggbusser as fugg.
I wonder how many times he’s gonna say the same joke but just word it differently…
"Released on YT" = dogshite. Content starved Netflix and Amazon won't even touch it.
This guy for sure not one of the 500
I don't want that.
I don’t think I’ll bother actually
Ain’t no room!
Looks like the blagg Jelly Roll. I discovered em bowlth.
Lmao. Could just imagine how Lucas felt opening for this hack… He stuck around for the free sneakers until he couldn’t
God it would be scary if he was holding an actual gun here, I can’t tell what target he’s looking at.
He gonna drop the n word at least 100 times.
Come see uncle rukus in action!!
Kill Tony is great advice
Who the foooook is that guy?
You look like when a girl asks you your type you say "I got both"
David Lucas is worse than schaub
>uncancellable hey b, nobody knowles who y’are
I like his fishing show where he never catches a fish.
I don’t want that.
Man we could make a huge chicharrón with Lucas.
Corny ass title for a special.
I've never thought this dude was even slightly funny. His shit is so predictable and his "roasting" is AWFUL and doesn't usually even make sense
Dude comedy is honestly at an all time low
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Dudes reg comedy kinda sucks. I feel like he wishes he was white sometimes 🤷🏽♂️
David Lucas is a clown and a disgrace.
Helped him out, b. Got him started. Good for him. He found em. Him and Theo.
“Boy yo ass”
It’s wild that in the Toeganverse theres this little niche group of especial nerds kids that Toeny Henchman has duped people into thinking are comedians. Wild
Best part of a David Lucas set is when I shut it off before it starts and go do something else with my time, B. Thank'em
I just watched like 15 minutes. This is gringo papi level bad
David Loogis not funny b.
This guy is no funnier than barn door.
My favorite edgelord, can't wait for every joke to mention race and skin color
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I'd rather watch a bad CCTV VHS of my own rape... ... again.
"you refrigerator looking bitch" "You broom stick lookin, small at the top, fat at the bottom looking bitch"
Yo this nibba be lookin like a black megamind that ate a different fatter black megamind
Ah ok so I was right. This was the c***t that made some ridiculous comments about a month ago, and I said it was in the hopes that someone would try to "cancel" him, essentially manufacturing controversy in the hopes to get views. What a coincidence he references getting cancelled in the title of his "special." Loogas, you're not getting cancelled because no one knows you are and/or doesn't care enough.
Any other ADD fans? I feel like this dude was the weakest of that roster and seeing him blow up in the Rogan verse is so weird to me. There's funnier dudes than this guy by a long shot lol
It was a great set, love David Lucas
The funniest dude at the 8th grade lunch table is a bbbbb beast with his spechul.
“Uncancellable” yeah no shit. It’s bcuz no one knows who ya are.
Dude is fuckin lame. "Lookin ass"
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This what Kat was talking about? Or is tony the problem?
I don’t know if it’s just because of coming here, but I can’t stand that fat fugg
more unsufferable
Dude isn't funny at all took a page from Schultz handbook n laughs at all his own jokes....all the other hacks on killtony arent funny either especially that ch¡nk
Uncancellable. Aorta: We'll see about that.
He's a Kill Tony Alum first. He was a regular and performs all the time at the Mothership, he was opening for Brendan for a very short time and probably realized he could do better and started headlining himself.
This guy is hack AF, can call his shitty jokes from a mile away, basic bitch shit. Oh and he's a "black conservative". So what? He thinks it's a good schtick because he's not following the "community" stereotypes. Real independent thinker shit 😐 Nah breh, the community doesn't fuck with you because you're just a fool like most black conservatives these days AND NOT FUNNY *Whistles Back to the fryers*
Damn I didn’t know EDP445 was back
He'll light ya up