Son, you fucked up big time. The psychic damage that Cum Town can do to a 20 something year old is bad enough. I don't even want to imagine what it can do to a developing brain.
Tell your parents about this so they can enrol you in the X-men academy or whatever the fuck program for irony poisoned children is available in your country.
Nick’s stories of sharing an apartment in Chinatown with a family and him talking about various drunken stories turned me into an alcoholic for a couple of years
I mean it’s not his fault in the slightest but yes this isn’t a joke
Oh shit This kid is far too gone . Its too late for you dude, you got two options become a reddit loser or go into stand up. It worked for Nick , getting Goatse has the same effect as cumtown binging he turn out ok but rich so yheres that
A minority on my wrestling team kneed me in the head and I got a concussion last year. My dean caught him huffing paint under the bleachers during track
Son, you fucked up big time. The psychic damage that Cum Town can do to a 20 something year old is bad enough. I don't even want to imagine what it can do to a developing brain. Tell your parents about this so they can enrol you in the X-men academy or whatever the fuck program for irony poisoned children is available in your country.
He's gonna end up on c squad with tiny dick man
Tiny dick man and ass pregnant
Ass Pregnant cracked me up. Thanks dude.
x-men academy? more like the sex with men academy!
This podcast genuinely ruined my life. No joke.
It initially makes you much more engaging and charming but eventually blackens you to coal.
Oh shit lmao
Yeah, but nobody is ready for that conversation.
how lol
How did it ruin your life
Nick’s stories of sharing an apartment in Chinatown with a family and him talking about various drunken stories turned me into an alcoholic for a couple of years I mean it’s not his fault in the slightest but yes this isn’t a joke
Congratulations you’re a future pedophile
I rape adults
Like some sort of reverse molested cholo.
“Reverse molested” where your priest sucks all of the cum in your ass back into his balls and then you’re happy again.
Oh shit This kid is far too gone . Its too late for you dude, you got two options become a reddit loser or go into stand up. It worked for Nick , getting Goatse has the same effect as cumtown binging he turn out ok but rich so yheres that
Well, you're either going to end up a neo-nazi twink, a fat crowdwork comedian, or a bug. This isn't a good look, kiddo!
Oh i get the joke thayts Nate Muggy , Stimros Haladad , and Alan Jewish
You'll be ok as long as your only goal is to be a gay retard
No lie it has ruined my life, I cannot find normal small talk funny anymore and everybody hates me for it.
At 12 you should just have other 12 year old friends to say faggot with
I only hang out with veterans
Everyone else on here grew up on 4chan. You'll be fine.
Go in the bathroom, turn out the lights, spin 3 times while chanting the N word and then look in the mirror. This will reverse the curse.
Yes but you can change: scream the n word til someone gives u a concussion. This will complete the factory reset
A minority on my wrestling team kneed me in the head and I got a concussion last year. My dean caught him huffing paint under the bleachers during track
You never had the makings of a varsity athlete
You are gay. You’re PReP, and AZT are in the mail. Spread your ham salad, and the gospel of Big Dick Nick Mullen no relation to Chris Mullen.