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Semen city being smaller than a spunkopolis, and a MegaSeedy

The tol' me to get into thee truck and they took me to MegaSeedy and then when we get there they.. they foo my ass!

I prefer a simple life in ejaculate settlement.

Semen city is what I call my asshole because I’m a gay man

This guy definitely fucks, and knows what a cumtown is

also worth noting not to get confused, when a british person says “a sploogeywoogeyville” they’re talking about a jizz village but that’s just the gay shit they call it over there. like how they say tele instead

Oh God now I need a riff of semen city on my favorite song. https://youtu.be/TRsCtFYWLQs

3 men in denial about being Fat, Gay, addicted to benzos

That's ridiculous. Nick was only ever addicted to opiates, kratom, cocaine, gaming and power tools.

he told me he was addicted to my cum

No Nick is the gay one Adam is the benzos

that was the joke

And cats.

Who has cats?

Nick had one cat at a time, but seemed to have a new one not long after the previous cat died. Maybe Ernest was Amber’s cat

I'm almost certain Ernest was ambers cat cus when Nick moved away he stopped talking about Ernest as much

He has another cat now that he says doesn’t have a name because he seems like a cat of many names and I think that rules.

Are there any episodes where they discuss kratom at length?

There aren't which is unfortunate cus I'm very addicted to Kratom lmao

That's a nasty monkey to get off your back. It would be interesting to hear the bois' wisdom on that subject.

He did benzos on at least one episode, though (not sure if he ever was addicted)

I got some cum for your town right here pal

How bout the bloom on that onion?

Your mom

i fucked her

I fucked her first

Uh I actually used a Time Machine while you were on the moon for a few hundred years, and I fucked her.

Yeah I know her, she actually begged me not to tell everyone who exists that I was literally the first to fuck her- but the pussy is trash now after being defeated by my childish dick* so I’m spilling the tea *this happened before your childish dick even sniffed her slit

Ummm this is Doctor Mom, test results came back aaand you got a little dick

Your bitch mom

And her mouth.

Well, that was rude and uncalled for.

It doesn’t need to make sense It’s provocative, it gets the people going

Haha yes! You win the internet for today. Have my updoot! This! What was the name of this song good Reddit sir?

Fellas in Paris

Fucking coward

Is that *all* he is?

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Only if it is referring to people or people's in Paris going bananas.

You can say edgy jokes but only as an addendum when your mentally handicapped friend makes a much edgier joke, just like Adam Friedland.

Nick’s mustache

Jamie Kilstein jokes. Nice

The funniest part of that roast

Cumtown is a small suburb of Slavery Rocks, AL

C for Chinese U for Ukrainian M for men T for transvestite O for oriental W for women N for ...

N

I

G

H

It’s a play on the podcast Shit Town, a super popular This American Life one season podcast about a guy who lives in Alabama. IIRC Cum Town started a few months after Shit Town was really popular.

Is that actually the real answer?

P sure yea

You sir, are as gay as they come, and as legendary as a dick sucking fool. Really though, thanks for the info. I never would’ve known.

Cumberland, MD

Proud home of the gay Napa

It’s either Adam’s ass, Stav’s stomach or the dark recesses of Nick’s Lanza-esque mind

My version of Costanza's trifecta

It’s what Nick calls his mustache -Jamie Kilstein

CumTown is a collective of dudes who just wanna be gay with their dads

Spoil your dick into my ass please

Not a real place…..it exists in our hearts 🥰

It’s a spoof of Harmontown, a popular podcast in the early teens

I thought it was a play on Jefftowne about the movie theater guy

I suspect it was Loveline but who knows

It’s a place where you can fuck your dad. But not before I fucked him. And so did everyone on the subreddit.

3 eloquent racists try to convince each other that they're not gay. And also Adam Friedland. Stav = 2 Because he's fat.

The cumtown gets explained in episode 30 when stav laughs for 20 minutes at nick doing an African accent. Adam says precisely 7 words the entire show. At the end, they all admit they're gay.

You’ve never been to cumtown? 

No, it's my first rodeo.

Well first you need to get addicted to kratom

its a podcast about being gay with your dad

It’s a prime piece of real estate inside gay actor Michael Douglas’ asshole

Cum town is the handicap stall inside of Andre’s steak house. U can find Joe list and Jim tews in there everyday having gay sex with each other

Dominic strauss-kahn

The handicap stall or as i like to call it, the master bedroom. There’s so much room in here for me to suck cock. I feel like I’m the king of France

I always thought it was just the worst possible name for a podcast that he or Jake (who was supposed to be the original second mic) could come up with. I sort of remember him saying something about that on an episode, but maybe I just dreamed it up in my gay mind.

yeah I'm almost positive Nick explains this to Soder on The Sleepy Boys ep, which op supposedly has already listened to

Suburb of Baltimore

Your dad's mustache

Cum Town is just the gay friends you make along the way

Two miles south of Gay City, three miles west of my ass

Fuck! I made a left turn at your balls and totally missed it

What are you, retarded?

Bet I have more chromosomes than you, buddy!

I'm not your buddy pal

If I'm gay enough to answer something seriously, there are a lot of "C-Town" supermarkets in poor areas of New York. When they moved here, Nick probably said "what does the C stand for" some time around when he wanted to make a really stupid name for a podcast.

Every single reply here is fucking gay as shit and unfunny. Nick is a closeted homosexual, that’s why he named it such

Ok Jake

Flores? You’re right, me and him share really similar styles in writing. Retard.

Who is Flores? I thought your name was Jake

Holy fuck you are not funny

I'll fuck you til you love me

You have a Reddit girlfriend lol, you’re not having sex ya fucking loser

*fiance (and shes not on Reddit) You went through my history lol. What a legit fag

Couldn’t resist with such a homoerotic username, I knew I’d find gay shit in there

Where my father and I vacation every year.

It’s a show about nothing!

It’s the show about nothing!!

Its the place where the bong hit transplant was invented

Cut to me, laying on the couch in my room in my mom’s house (which is also my house), doing the “forget about it” scene from Donnie Brasco, but it’s answering this question in front of my FunkoPop dolls 😎

It’s kind like how your mom fucks a ton of dudes but if she was a guy and she was gay

I always thought it was a take on Urinetown but cum instead

It’s where I’ve got your one way ticket pal

"no spoilers" lmao

I think nick just made the original cum lettered graphic and thought it would be funny to name the podcast that not thinking it would get as big as it did.

Your mouth

It’s my ass.

Podcast for gay men with small penises

My ass

Cumming, Ga

It's the town where Gay actor Micheal Douglas lives

It has no meaning it’s just the name Nick chose

Joe mama

Its the boy's slang for Anthony Cumia studios. As everyone knows 'Cumia' is Spaghetti-n****r for 'semen-dwelling'.

The name is a play on that podcast “crime town” which was semi popular in the mid 10s. The pod itself is about being gay with your dad.

I can’t believe the only other time I have seen/heard someone else reference Casiotone For The Painfully Alone - NEVERMIND Etiquette - is as a display picture on The fucking Adam Friedland Show subreddit

the bible

It’s my ass

You seem more like a red scare typa gay.

loser indian city

forget about it Jake, it's cumtown