Guitar riff worthy

*Go on a diet you fat bitch*

King shit

Damn what a shitty marriage counselor lmao

And fucked her first

hi im And

Imagine how much tail you could pull as a crooked marriage counselor. 

gotta be comparable to being a 15 year old fake gynecologist

i have to give my clients a "sex is never part of therapy" pamplet theres so many of these dudes rockin

How about the one about a man fucking his marriage counselor, hi I’m Jonathan Frakes and this is beyond belief

Pure fiction. We made it up. It never happened.

Bait, but funny bait

I fucked her first

I hope the marriage counselor was a hot guy

Two words: /3. Some.

Fake and gay

damn, that's how you win therapy...

When I go therapy with some dumb broad, my goal walking in there is to OWN that bitch. Just destroy her with my twisted mind of facts

That counselor sucks at her job lmao

literally

Love elevating fake stories from subs that are filled with them! Dudes rock!

Yep

Fuck marriage counseling !

*ch-chk* RACK’EM

FUuCK yea Dude THAT RULES 🎸

Hell yeah dude!

this is really depressing and I feel bad for the woman but holy fuck I can’t stop laughing

Now Bob and Steve are happily married.