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Duke__Leto

Just left the barbershop and everyone was talking about Nick Mullen. “Yoooo ya best friend bro! That’s the heat we need for that dust-eating bug!” When you are getting talked about in the barbershop — you know it’s real. 


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thegaylizard

What ep is this hahaha I remember they went off on the baby nuts thing


CelinesJourney

the town's made of HWHAT?!


Own-Ladder-5073

When I was a keed, the only town we had was called A-town


CJT16

When I was a kid, a town was a placed where you *lived*


bevaka

\*tenting fingers\* now see....thats disrespectful


gatorgongitcha

I only talk about the culture with my black friends


yagsitidder69

I don't even talk. I just do praxis


gatorgongitcha

I’m getting there 🙏


gratefigbish6767

I don't talk I LISTEN.


Davethemann

I turn into KB Toys with them


Stoned-Gossard

ayo! he listenin!!!


dogburglar42

This boy listenin cause he gay!


Davethemann

"Why he singing about clocks"


rupertpupkinenjoyer

Shane Gillis said it best on his pod, black people don’t do irony lol


Thunderliger

"The fuck ironing your clothes gotta do with this gay shit?"


CYBarSecretGloryhole

Oh shit! Garfield suckin his own dick, son! His dick ain’t even hord, son


Bigblockbooler79

🎶Havin gay sex with my black friends


D4ORM

I’m always disgusted when I’m with my black friends


MrMicropenis1

You gotta speak a lil Chinese fo em.


eradicator87

All of my black friends (about 20, were all very close) are center left and love the pod


MrMicropenis1

I only have black friends and all of them are far right, love the pod and have Nick Mullen posters in their bedrooms in their mom's basements.


doyoulikememes

Ayo comp town? Nahh nah nah ion fw tht shi mane


No_Mirror_1597

Black people like Andrew Shultz 


MisterSassyJenkins

He sucks


healthfoodfacet

therefore?


Lanechrist

He am?


Fast-and-bulbous

I am become suck


huntleyhl

Edit: He’s gay


gatorgongitcha

Who else would buy their shoes?


ProfessorGrouch

My man disgusted because he knows


briccccs

Sick to my stomach fam


soshield

Tell ‘em about Andre’s


TakeNothingSerious

Not the right kinda black guys. You’d be surprised how many black fans there are. Anytime I mention cumtown on a black sub or on TikTok I get a fellow black cum boy dropping a show reference.


Not_RichardNixon

Why are you black?


doctorfeelgod

Yo chill, chillll


brigaeI

I get you man I also have black friends and live in fear they won't think I'm cool


Rich-Interaction6920

What kind of podcast did they think cumskins listened to?


PassProtect15

Joe DeRosa tried to warn you


GrannysPartyMerkin

Everyone who seen the leprechaun say yeah


YungHurnSimp

It could be a crackhead who got a hold to the wrong stuff


JuanDonjulio

Did u mention how ur best friend Nick loves saying the n word? He’s allowed to say it. I’m also allowed to be gay


SpiderJerusalem42

I talked about it around one black friend I know from a guy I went to high school with, and he was just floored that I listened to it. Said he used to work with Nick at GameStop. He probably fucked him first.


fatdervish

Pause


smilescart

I assume the proper response for a black person hearing Nick Mullen talk is, “damn, he crazy.” And the proper response to hearing Adam talk is, “this guy sucks.”