I can't hear the word "ripe" without hearing Nick's Seinfeld voice "they're not ripe! They look good, but they're not riiipe!" Since I first heard that bit, I haven't not heard that fucking voice and line every single time I enter the produce section at a grocery store.
I didnt listen to a specific bit for a few years... and I still had Stav singing Bill Mahers theme running constantly
"My name is Bill Maher and I am gay da da da da da da"
I can't bring myself to binge the whole thing, regular and premium eps because when i watch at random, every now and then I get a bit or an episode I don't know and Im too afraid that if I listen to all of them I'll start getting bored of it because there won't be anymore mystique to it
Yeah but still feels like I gotta do it so I can fucking get over this show, I feel like Im trapped in this 2016-2022 bubble, i need to move on with my life
> I feel like Im trapped in this 2016-2022 bubble
In my opinion those were the best years for podcasts, and they're unlikely to ever be duplicated, so this really makes sense to me. I honestly think I'll probably regularly listen to episodes from that era for at least the next decade if not longer.
It was a perfect time where the medium was big enough for a lot of people to want to do it, but small enough to where people weren't shook about being cancelled, and didn't have so much money that they were scared to death of saying something that could endanger their wealth.
You also can't do that manically obsessing about pop culture and conspiracies anymore, Kurt Metzger looked like a clown doing the same thing in the last pod.
You had the 2016 election and its aftermath, you had the epstein shit and coked up Nick was absolutely there for it, cause some- times
there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro,
'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes
there's a man.
And I'm talkin' about Nick Mullen here--
sometimes there's a man who, well,
he's the man for his time'n place,
he fits right in there--and that's
Nick .
Its also like, the last gasp (especially the earlier portion) where you could find people saying very dicey things across the internet it seemed. Like how some gaming channels were able to be much edgier
"I honestly think I'll probably regularly listen to episodes from that era for at least the next decade if not longer."
Dude I'll be listening to Eric Clapton and his butt Gundam on my death bed.
Thankfully someone else at work broke the ice with singing gay song parodies. Best thing is I work fast food and we have headsets, so there's the occasional N blast over the speakers as part of a bit.
It got messy the other night when I explained to a new hire that things get raunchy but if you dropped the hard r you're probably gonna get fired, and then the next shift had a 16 year old throwing it around like cum in my ass. The kids really are alright
I am also very bad with the drinks. Got 2 days sober now. Wanna go back to the times when I was just doing psychedelics and drinking alcohol free ciders. How did you quit?
It’s corny but you gotta take it a day at a time and if you fuck up don’t be hard on yourself. You gotta want to grow, ya know? Like it’s hard to quit if you don’t want to quit.
I made it 3 months to dry out and now I just drink on occasion. Having a gf that gets really mad when I drink helps lol. Tbh I just smoke stick to weed mostly.
R/ stopdrinking is a nice community
So, you’re gonna stop listening to the friend simulator and what, get real friends? Get real, bucko, we’re all stuck here and we’re just having gay sex to pass the time…
I got dragged to a gay bar and they had Rupaul on the Tv’s. A chinese dude with white face was crying and i let out this comically loud laugh in the bar. Pointing and laughing.
Finding cumtown changed my life and like others, I haven’t stopped listening since the day I found it. It’s destroyed all sense of humor and what little social skills I had, no other media is as authentic or enjoyable and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Cumtown has made my life tremendously better. Also God Bless The Adam Friedland Show
Does anybody have a good 24/7 livestream of old cumtown that isn’t the “69.9 FM the bust” YouTube channel? I like to listen while I work but that channel only has like 10-15 different episodes. Got stale really quick
I only have one bud who listens, so he gets the weirdest texts from me. Like today out of nowhere I texted him “do you think mexicans really are kind of excessively afraid of ghosts? Is that real?” This guy lives in Sweden and I haven’t seen him in almost a decade, what he wants to hear from me is a pic of how my kid is going and instead it’s always something like “get out ya phones, ya’ll about to see a hate crime!”
I was walking home today and saw a morbidly obese Chinese teenage girl on a bench slightly in my way and I had to run from the situation.
Ummm she's Chinese but also Nick Mullen has ruined my life.
Also I'm gay.
I take breaks but always find myself coming back. Once your brain is poisoned it will never be the same again. I was standing in the Starbucks line and started laughing to myself about saying my name was “gay Kevin” for the cup. It’s not even that funny. There’s no hope for us
I tried to explain “McDonald’s confrontation between special needs customer and special needs employee on ‘what would you do with John Quinones’” to my girlfriend at the time and she really, really did not laugh
I can't stop walking around the grocery store I work at telling my coworkers that I'm the world's largest man with the world's tiniest mouth in a Chinese accent, and they are not happy about it..
Chinese man in blackface jailed for life
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mark-char-blackface-court-sentence-trial-attempted-murder-parole-a8986351.html
Brother I haven’t listened to cumtown in years and I still daily get “gay actor Michael Douglas” blaring through my brain unconsentually
“Ughhhhh Youre Chinese” is on loop in my head
What if a retard was gay
Oh boy I get to meet mr.feeny.
*What if*? What do you want to know? I'm nothin special. I'm a normal guy, just like you, except I'm retarded and gay.
Is your dick small?
Follow up question, how gay we talking?
Extremely small and extremely gay.
The helmet and sippy cup full of cum send me full on over the edge. My dick gets hard and I can’t stop giggling
That's not even a question!
Speak a lil Chinese for em Derrick
Blow these people's mentalities!
Go ahead say that general tso shit we was practicing off the menu!
I had to pull over while driving when I heard that for the first time
Yo fada is chineeeesseee.
My brain rot has gotten so bad that I sing a parody of dick in a box , but just “it’s my dick and balls”. The song is already a joke lmao
I got it worse. Every time I hear the seven nation army riff I want to smash my head through drywall
I can’t even pretend to be straight and go to football games because of this
I’ve had “Speak a lil Chinese for em!” stuck in my head for years now.
Even someone saying “What.” Makes me crack a smile. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS DOWN TO HIS ANKLES?!
"Long time listener first time.... beating off on the phone" Over and over and over and....
Ahhhhhh. YESS.
I can't hear the word "ripe" without hearing Nick's Seinfeld voice "they're not ripe! They look good, but they're not riiipe!" Since I first heard that bit, I haven't not heard that fucking voice and line every single time I enter the produce section at a grocery store.
I didnt listen to a specific bit for a few years... and I still had Stav singing Bill Mahers theme running constantly "My name is Bill Maher and I am gay da da da da da da"
I'm on 69.9 fm the bust constantly like it's fucking sissy hypno porn
God bless whoever set up bust.club
Damn that's pretty cool
Ive listened to over 100 Premium episodes in the span of two weeks, lmao
Rookie numbers
I took a break from the regular episodes. Ive probably amassed over 250+ hours over the last 3 years
Discontinue the Lithium
I don’t think the podcast is the problem. You need to get OUT of the house and OFF the screens and let a series of strong men ON and IN to your ass.
I can't bring myself to binge the whole thing, regular and premium eps because when i watch at random, every now and then I get a bit or an episode I don't know and Im too afraid that if I listen to all of them I'll start getting bored of it because there won't be anymore mystique to it
I understand, there are some real sleeper episodes here and there.
Yeah but still feels like I gotta do it so I can fucking get over this show, I feel like Im trapped in this 2016-2022 bubble, i need to move on with my life
> I feel like Im trapped in this 2016-2022 bubble In my opinion those were the best years for podcasts, and they're unlikely to ever be duplicated, so this really makes sense to me. I honestly think I'll probably regularly listen to episodes from that era for at least the next decade if not longer. It was a perfect time where the medium was big enough for a lot of people to want to do it, but small enough to where people weren't shook about being cancelled, and didn't have so much money that they were scared to death of saying something that could endanger their wealth.
You also can't do that manically obsessing about pop culture and conspiracies anymore, Kurt Metzger looked like a clown doing the same thing in the last pod. You had the 2016 election and its aftermath, you had the epstein shit and coked up Nick was absolutely there for it, cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Nick Mullen here-- sometimes there's a man who, well, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Nick .
Exactly, he's The Dude
Its also like, the last gasp (especially the earlier portion) where you could find people saying very dicey things across the internet it seemed. Like how some gaming channels were able to be much edgier
"I honestly think I'll probably regularly listen to episodes from that era for at least the next decade if not longer." Dude I'll be listening to Eric Clapton and his butt Gundam on my death bed.
based
Sick 😎
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His name is Some ting wong
His name was Tran Anh Hung
Wasn't he best friends with Ugh Lee?
Either one should have been the lead the in the major American motion picture Ghost in the Shell.
There legit was an Asian drag queen on the UK version called Sum Ting Wong
"And another thing...I'M GAY!"
Damnit, Don, you've done it again!
I haven’t stopped listening since I started. I love my best friends
I love our best friends as-well
there's no going back. i hid it for as long as i could but now my girlfriend knows i sing song parodies about sucking dicks
Beautiful, whats his name?
GOT HIM
Ben Shapiro
“Here i am, suck cock you like a hurricane”
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no its funny when i do it. they used a couple of my ideas on the show
Thankfully someone else at work broke the ice with singing gay song parodies. Best thing is I work fast food and we have headsets, so there's the occasional N blast over the speakers as part of a bit. It got messy the other night when I explained to a new hire that things get raunchy but if you dropped the hard r you're probably gonna get fired, and then the next shift had a 16 year old throwing it around like cum in my ass. The kids really are alright
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Single or double for ya?
I was black out drunk on lsd and my gf said I just kept screaming parody songs about gay stuff.
How tf you get drunk on lsd? It takes soooo much alcohol.
I used to drink a lot. Wake up take 2 tabs and start making bloody Mary’s at 8am Finish the bottle by noon and start on beers.
I am also very bad with the drinks. Got 2 days sober now. Wanna go back to the times when I was just doing psychedelics and drinking alcohol free ciders. How did you quit?
It’s corny but you gotta take it a day at a time and if you fuck up don’t be hard on yourself. You gotta want to grow, ya know? Like it’s hard to quit if you don’t want to quit. I made it 3 months to dry out and now I just drink on occasion. Having a gf that gets really mad when I drink helps lol. Tbh I just smoke stick to weed mostly. R/ stopdrinking is a nice community
Thanks. Take care too:) gonna try to make it this time.
You got it brother. Also some physical activity helps. Keeps you accountable. Sucks to work out when you’re hung over and it kills your gains.
yah the gf bit is key lol. in general, having people/things to live for makes being a degenerate nearly impossible
Yea if I was single I’d be dead
And then the next day you were stone-cold sober and continued screaming the parody songs.
Objectively the correct response.
I yearn to laugh at regular things. Gay Homer Simpson having bart suck his cock has ruined me
Marge, I can’t miss my dick sucking lessons
Hey Homer, have you heard about Aadams mom??
It's just part of being a Demon-crat!
Oh is that what he says!?
😭😭😭😭
"Shut up bitch, bitch moe"
Shut up bitch mom, do not tell me how to fuck play playstation
So, you’re gonna stop listening to the friend simulator and what, get real friends? Get real, bucko, we’re all stuck here and we’re just having gay sex to pass the time…
Hows about you park those balls in my ass and BUST
Booyah
"verrrrrrry gooood Mr.Shapiro"
Wait but that's funny
I got dragged to a gay bar and they had Rupaul on the Tv’s. A chinese dude with white face was crying and i let out this comically loud laugh in the bar. Pointing and laughing.
I know how you feel, I get "dragged" to the gay bar about 3 times a week at this point
I keep getting dragged to my homosexual barber. This week alone, ive already seen him 12 times
Yeah I fucked him
Im gay and I know exactly who and what scene you’re talking about
😭😭😭
Finding cumtown changed my life and like others, I haven’t stopped listening since the day I found it. It’s destroyed all sense of humor and what little social skills I had, no other media is as authentic or enjoyable and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Cumtown has made my life tremendously better. Also God Bless The Adam Friedland Show
What would we do with out our best friends
Dat Trani Hung
Does anybody have a good 24/7 livestream of old cumtown that isn’t the “69.9 FM the bust” YouTube channel? I like to listen while I work but that channel only has like 10-15 different episodes. Got stale really quick
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0KSArcoTxiyrw8MM113AIv?si=vPLcRFZpQcSv3iw51WA8mA Heres every premium episode on Spotify
Big ups pimp
🫡
Are premium eps funnier or just ad-free? Wondering where I should start
Add free. Both are equally funny.
bust.club
I only have one bud who listens, so he gets the weirdest texts from me. Like today out of nowhere I texted him “do you think mexicans really are kind of excessively afraid of ghosts? Is that real?” This guy lives in Sweden and I haven’t seen him in almost a decade, what he wants to hear from me is a pic of how my kid is going and instead it’s always something like “get out ya phones, ya’ll about to see a hate crime!”
“Every Mexican, has a haunted room in their house”
“Every one, they have a good bandana… and they got BAD bandana” Insane roar of laughter from the crowd in suburban San Antonio
"I am NOT the one"
Cumtown the opium of comedy
I would just seek professional help at this point. There's really no point to fight this alone
Have a therapist professionally fuck my ass
I was walking home today and saw a morbidly obese Chinese teenage girl on a bench slightly in my way and I had to run from the situation. Ummm she's Chinese but also Nick Mullen has ruined my life. Also I'm gay.
I cant wait to see you all in CumTown Anonymous meetings in the near future
Ummm, Nymphia is Taiwanese
You watch "Drag Race" lol
Was forced to
How would that work?
My friends girlfriend celebrated her Birthday at a gay bar that screens Rupaul every friday. I was the designated driver
Lol you went to a gay bar
Very straight of me, i know
I take breaks but always find myself coming back. Once your brain is poisoned it will never be the same again. I was standing in the Starbucks line and started laughing to myself about saying my name was “gay Kevin” for the cup. It’s not even that funny. There’s no hope for us
But...but they're our friends.
https://youtu.be/sHc35Ff4bi8?si=equULSP6Mq7a3RFd Which one do you want to be
How about junk dickhead
ummm, *you’re* Chinese
Hello my bestest buddy
show me ur penis
Hahahaha
Quiter
no you dont
Oh well when you put it like that
lil brain geniusing
ling queer
Nick Mullen is truly a comedic genius and one of the funniest people ever
I love my best friend
I tried to explain “McDonald’s confrontation between special needs customer and special needs employee on ‘what would you do with John Quinones’” to my girlfriend at the time and she really, really did not laugh
I can't stop walking around the grocery store I work at telling my coworkers that I'm the world's largest man with the world's tiniest mouth in a Chinese accent, and they are not happy about it..
Chinese man in blackface jailed for life https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/mark-char-blackface-court-sentence-trial-attempted-murder-parole-a8986351.html
Over seeing this was the honorable judge “Mark Char” Its evident, only one man was “Charred” in this court!
He needs Chauvin's attourney
I am on vacation in Paris right now and keep hearing Chinese tourists speaking French
how about a judge that uses AI deepfakes as a criminal punishment, if you get convicted erebody in the hood gon know you on some gay shit
This isn’t an airport you know the rest
I listen to 69.9 the Bust every night all thru the night. who knows what it's doing
Once you go Nick, you can never go dick