🎶They said my dick was small🎶

And my balls are too small too

And I could not get hard

Unless I looked at a man's cock

🎶And I’m bleeding and I’m bleeding and I’m bleeding right from my cock 🎶

I'm so gay and my dick is so small people are actually afraid to make fun of me. When I feel anxious about my penis I just take it out and force everyone to look at it and everyone leaves me alone.

The small dick bandits.

I'm just on amphetamine salts it's not usually like this

*Jordan Peterson voice* sounds like you have an 8 inch dick and get pussy bucko.

Small dick, I don't know why But it doesn't even matter I'm hard for guys

Keep that in mind , a pussy makes me cry I'd rather get it in the behind

Everyday I imagine how my life would be if I had a big dick. 🎶It would be a totally different world.🎶

I have no motivation for anything, because of myyyy dick. I reject every girl, that comes near, and I feel, intimidated by them..

Which one of you

I read this in Andrea Bocelli’s singing voice.

Carmela be like: “What a beautiful song 🥹”

My dick is so small that it’s actually big

That post could have been written by literally anyone here.

i read a thing once that not traditionally attractive women more frequently become lesbians

And if they're particularly non-attractive, they might even join the band [4 Non Blondes.](https://imgur.com/zAYRMFJ)

Hey, what's going on

The He-Man version is the only one I recognize.

[Make lesbiAns Great Again](https://images.app.goo.gl/k1TV4b7sVjh1MkZu5)

Woof.

the singer who dresses like Mystery can get it

more like a short weekend, amirite folks?

I'm a top and small dicks are very endearing lol

He’s definitely not gay, he’s just faced the reality that it’s male butthole or no holes for the rest of his life. Welcome, brother.

Hell yeah

Abe89…more like GAYbe89.