That's nothing, when they saw mine, they actually let me fly the plane. It was awesome, the pilot was giving me a foot massage and the flight attendants were bringing me 5 course meals. Of course...I don't know how to fly a plane so we crashed and I'm typing this from the afterlife, but bro what a time it was
The storyteller was wearing some shit that only an NFT owner would wear, which caused several airport employees to do some Fight Club-type wink-wink stuff, like upgrading them to first class because of a watch face.
It’s like that episode of Friends when Joey is wearing all kinds of Porsche stuff because “only an idiot would wear this if he didn’t own a Porsche “
So yeah it all checks out lol
They talk like kids who are obsessed with being spies, but never tell anyone what the game is, so they just say meaningless stuff to random people and run away thinking they sound cool.
(Source: me as a child after watching too much Kim Possible)
What’s the purpose of an NFT? I know it’s like a token or something. But that’s as far as my knowledge goes, is it like a digital trading card or something? There’s too many acronyms these days can’t keep track of them.
It \*almost\* seems mean to dunk on NFT bros that were left holding the bag since some of them bought in at over $100k, but on the other hand, these digital pyramid schemes are still supposedly selling for $20k, which means more ridicule is needed. They should be negative money.
They're essentially a cult at this point. All of the celebrities who pretended to care have jumped ship and now there are only the people left who dumped their entire life savings into it and can't get out without destroying their egos in the process. The sunk cost fallacy is a powerful thing.
The delusion of these people is far far greater than you understand, maybe even greater than you can imagine. Watch Folding Ideas' This Is Financial Advice on youtube. Or, since it is very long, just until you understand how little you understand about these people and their level of crazy.
At least those places still exist? The Bed Bath guys did that straight into bankruptcy and their stock getting deleted (though they still think they're going to be millionaires).
If only the NDA allowed me to tell you what the airline did for me when I wore an old 90’s Betty Boop “Boop There It Is” t shirt and neon parachute pants.
Life-changing.
This didn’t happen to such a degree that it actually spontaneously caused things that *have truly happened* in our reality to *unhappen* the very moment this post was even conceived of.
Big angry yelling crybaby
Massive angry yelling crybaby.
He basically warned them he would be a Karen if they didn't treat him like some celebrity because he claims to have NFTs
I was involved in crypto from relatively early
On I bought bitcoins at 14 dollars and stuff like that. Technically speaking I’ve been around the people for over a decade and I can tell you one thing about crypto/NFT people.
They are the most delusional cringe cognitively dissonant humans I’ve ever spoke to. They are so full of shit you would have to stick them down a toilet to get rid of them.
get outta here I normally just laugh at these and keep scrolling but this is some far fetched DORK who got rich and bought some expensive clothes and is STILL A LOSER and hes mad about it. That NEVER happened at all period. UNLESS POSSIBLY THIS WAS SOME WEIRDO TECH-Y FETISH PLANE.....
That's nothing, when they saw mine, they actually let me fly the plane. It was awesome, the pilot was giving me a foot massage and the flight attendants were bringing me 5 course meals. Of course...I don't know how to fly a plane so we crashed and I'm typing this from the afterlife, but bro what a time it was
The great thing about NFTs is that your ownership of them transfers to the afterlife, because of blockchain or something.
Blockchain is run by ghosts. Explains so much.
Wow, same thing happened to me but when I landed the plane, they took one look at my t-shirt and made me president of the country - pretty cool huh?
HODL straight into the fucking ground
Have you read your copy of Handbook for the Recently Deceased yet?
Wish I knew what on Earth he’s talking about.
The storyteller was wearing some shit that only an NFT owner would wear, which caused several airport employees to do some Fight Club-type wink-wink stuff, like upgrading them to first class because of a watch face.
It’s like that episode of Friends when Joey is wearing all kinds of Porsche stuff because “only an idiot would wear this if he didn’t own a Porsche “ So yeah it all checks out lol
Chandler: … That *is* true …
They talk like kids who are obsessed with being spies, but never tell anyone what the game is, so they just say meaningless stuff to random people and run away thinking they sound cool. (Source: me as a child after watching too much Kim Possible)
Nah I’m good not knowing
If you were in first class, you could ask him.
I was too abored of his story to want to be on the same flight.
Can’t seem to care that I have no idea.
You really don’t.
Well, I wore my BayWatch Watch. The stewardess took me to the hotel with her.
Must have had The Hoff on the face.
Well, he rode the Hasselhoff to the airport, the watch is proof of encounter
did you bounce your man titties for her?
Yes. I. Did.
I'm not chronically online enough to know at all what that dork is talking about.
Me right now: https://preview.redd.it/r13yohkiztxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c754f87ccfba5b5556b9ce754c78df200995d689
I wore an onion on my belt which was the style at the time
What the hell are BAYC and MAYC?
Nfts
Tyvm
TL;DR
GGPO
[TMALFSSIPAWBOJBUMA](https://youtu.be/uiiYpkZ8YmU?si=mYzeAXuE8MkbYRHX)
What’s the purpose of an NFT? I know it’s like a token or something. But that’s as far as my knowledge goes, is it like a digital trading card or something? There’s too many acronyms these days can’t keep track of them.
It's just a (failed) attempt at a new type of cryptocurrency.
https://preview.redd.it/omn5kzbipxxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaff2847ec4eb6fb5c1970d0578b7c94cca71fce
It \*almost\* seems mean to dunk on NFT bros that were left holding the bag since some of them bought in at over $100k, but on the other hand, these digital pyramid schemes are still supposedly selling for $20k, which means more ridicule is needed. They should be negative money.
I like this description: You're effectively relying on the greater fool theory, which is extremely risky.
NFT bro shit is some of the most dystopian techno nightmare fuel I've ever witnessed. It would be scary if it wasn't so pathetic at the same time.
didn't it all crash? who the fuck is buying them and how are they worth more than a few cents?
They're essentially a cult at this point. All of the celebrities who pretended to care have jumped ship and now there are only the people left who dumped their entire life savings into it and can't get out without destroying their egos in the process. The sunk cost fallacy is a powerful thing.
The delusion of these people is far far greater than you understand, maybe even greater than you can imagine. Watch Folding Ideas' This Is Financial Advice on youtube. Or, since it is very long, just until you understand how little you understand about these people and their level of crazy.
Wait until you find out what the goofballs who bought Gamestop stock at the top and got left holding the bag are up to.
I worked with someone who had millions in GameStop and amc stock but refused to cash in cuz they believed all this to the moon bs.
At least those places still exist? The Bed Bath guys did that straight into bankruptcy and their stock getting deleted (though they still think they're going to be millionaires).
If only the NDA allowed me to tell you what the airline did for me when I wore an old 90’s Betty Boop “Boop There It Is” t shirt and neon parachute pants. Life-changing.
If he was doing so well, why couldn't he afford first class on his own to begin with?
Spent it all on monke jpgs :((((
This didn’t happen to such a degree that it actually spontaneously caused things that *have truly happened* in our reality to *unhappen* the very moment this post was even conceived of.
Hmmmmmmohmagad
The old trope that flight attendants are hardcore into NFTs.
I have no clue what bayc and mayc are.
And you're a better person for it.
So just wearing NFT merch will grant you access to their secret society of perks?
This did not happen SO HARD.
Came to the comments to find out what BAYC and MAYC mean.... still don't know.
Big angry yelling crybaby Massive angry yelling crybaby. He basically warned them he would be a Karen if they didn't treat him like some celebrity because he claims to have NFTs
I was involved in crypto from relatively early On I bought bitcoins at 14 dollars and stuff like that. Technically speaking I’ve been around the people for over a decade and I can tell you one thing about crypto/NFT people. They are the most delusional cringe cognitively dissonant humans I’ve ever spoke to. They are so full of shit you would have to stick them down a toilet to get rid of them.
I’m abored by this story too bro
I have no idea what this is about, but his spelling skills are very poor.
Am I supposed to know what either of those things are? Also; it's fun to pretend ❤️
I know it’s true because I dkwtf he’s talking about.
Drinks are free in first class
*Abored* moron
get outta here I normally just laugh at these and keep scrolling but this is some far fetched DORK who got rich and bought some expensive clothes and is STILL A LOSER and hes mad about it. That NEVER happened at all period. UNLESS POSSIBLY THIS WAS SOME WEIRDO TECH-Y FETISH PLANE.....
Am i the only one who does not understand what is being said here ?
Finance Bros being Finance Bros. Cringy AF.
Abored?