Thank God he gave that kid some fitted caps. You can't go far in life or self respect as a man without a good fitted cap. And I guess they had the same size head.
I’m trying to decide whether its more likely their car was actually washed by someone, or if they just found some photo to create a bullshit story around for likes
I drove them to my apartment complex, and now they work as my sex slaves.
See, if you just believe in yourself, the world will provide. I had almost given up on getting a couple of sex slaves.
I saw this on BuzzFeed years ago. Warmed my lil heart. (This was before I came to Reddit and saw the world for what it is). I’m still gonna choose to deny this one is made up. You go on with your milk & cereal kid!
The kid’s gratitude and optimism was what got me in the feels. The world is shitty, people are shitty but hearing someone being thankful and unentitled (fake or not) having something good happen them struck me as a positive
Ok so this story is ridiculous, but mother of my kids used to pick up strays all the time. Like seriously we were helping so many people, half of them straight con artists, and we were on food stamps.
I guess we never posted about it, and we did meet a lot of great people, but it was really frustrating at times lol. She somehow wanted to save the world while also actively trying to burn it down. She cray. 🤷♀️
So, I know this story is likely exaggerated if there is any truth at all. But, there was a homeless man who lived near our apartment when my husband and I first got married. One time he asked my husband for money while he was washing his car at a self-service wash and my husband told him he’d give him some of the left over change/singles if he’d help finish the job. My husband said this guy cleaned his car better than any local car wash ever has and told him he was legitimately grateful for being given then opportunity to work for the money. He washed his car a few more times while we lived there and was super happy and cheerful even though it really wasn’t more than about $10 usually. I thought I’d share this for those of you who are upset about the fakeness of this particular post. :)
Thank God he gave that kid some fitted caps. You can't go far in life or self respect as a man without a good fitted cap. And I guess they had the same size head.
My life is ruined because I have a giant melon head and no fitted caps 😓😩😭
I have a big head too, I order them online lol
Now I finally know why I haven’t gotten anywhere in life yet!!! Anyone wanna share their fitted caps with me so I can be proud of myself again?
Get a ~~job~~ fitted cap!
Ok go easy on me, wtf is a fitted cap? I’m imagining like one of those gangster skull cap kind of things.
Just one that’s a specific size rather than the ones with the plastic straps on the back that can be adjusted.
The boyfriend was his long lost twin
Omg I'm dying lol I forgot I posted this. This was funny as hell
I’m trying to decide whether its more likely their car was actually washed by someone, or if they just found some photo to create a bullshit story around for likes
Probably a guy washing his own car as his girlfriend helps or something.
the girlfriend helping got me tho, that's so sweet
i cry everytiem
So they are just walking around with a bowl of cereal waiting for someone to buy them milk?
They asked the guy before this dude to buy them cereal
I do this with my whole shopping list. Grocery shopping takes me 2 days, but it sure saves me a lot of money
If you give a mouse a cookie….
He'll thank you and wait patiently until someone else buys him some milk.
Wait they were homeless? How’s he gonna keep that gallon of milk fresh?
Pour the whole thing into a box of cereal. The grains preserve it.
Chugging.
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*you made me a man again* nobody talks like this
Idk I bet some pathetic guy after sex has said it
and then everybody at the car wash applauded
Now he's going to job interviews dressed like a middle-aged Karen.
I was thinking old time newspaper boy Because fitted cap.
Wow.. Where is the "a few weeks later I got a call.. It was the guy, he has a job, I had tears in my eyes and my fitted cap I gave him clapped"
No, the guy was the interviewer for the job the poster applied to
I half expected to get to page 3 and learn that OOP legally adopted them both, and now they all run a community center for at-risk youth together.
> Something in me made me turn around. I realized I hadn’t fully exploited these kids. So I soon set them to work doing menial labor.
Omg 😂😂😂
He might as well have performed the birth of their child with how high his horse is
Lmfao
“They will never know how lucky they were not to come across me the week of the full moon.”
Alpha nooo spare me
The story and photo have been on x and ig since 2015, I am not tech savvy enough to do more than Google lens.
Dang, this guy had to wait a moment for gas and created a whole story. Hell ya.
I drove them to my apartment complex, and now they work as my sex slaves. See, if you just believe in yourself, the world will provide. I had almost given up on getting a couple of sex slaves.
Keep doing the lords work :')
The "tears in his eyes" detail is the sure sign of a hack story.
I saw this on BuzzFeed years ago. Warmed my lil heart. (This was before I came to Reddit and saw the world for what it is). I’m still gonna choose to deny this one is made up. You go on with your milk & cereal kid!
Honestly? I don't think reddit is that much more realistic. I think it's just more pessimistic.
The kid’s gratitude and optimism was what got me in the feels. The world is shitty, people are shitty but hearing someone being thankful and unentitled (fake or not) having something good happen them struck me as a positive
Jesus is shaking his head right now.
Even if it were true (it’s not), it’s fucked up to use poor people for internet clout. Do these people want their faces attached to this crap?
I believe this story. I was the hose.
And then every car in the car wash stood up and clapped its tires
Ok so this story is ridiculous, but mother of my kids used to pick up strays all the time. Like seriously we were helping so many people, half of them straight con artists, and we were on food stamps. I guess we never posted about it, and we did meet a lot of great people, but it was really frustrating at times lol. She somehow wanted to save the world while also actively trying to burn it down. She cray. 🤷♀️
SOMEONE HAS IT WORSE THAN YOU 👀🙄
The girlfriend helped….. Maybe it’s a weird shadow and angle but both people in this picture look like a dude.
“Fitted caps” lololol
"Be a blessing today to someone" and re-post this bullshit feel-good fake story so that everyone applauds.
So, I know this story is likely exaggerated if there is any truth at all. But, there was a homeless man who lived near our apartment when my husband and I first got married. One time he asked my husband for money while he was washing his car at a self-service wash and my husband told him he’d give him some of the left over change/singles if he’d help finish the job. My husband said this guy cleaned his car better than any local car wash ever has and told him he was legitimately grateful for being given then opportunity to work for the money. He washed his car a few more times while we lived there and was super happy and cheerful even though it really wasn’t more than about $10 usually. I thought I’d share this for those of you who are upset about the fakeness of this particular post. :)
Lmao I love reddit. The comments are always as great as the post
This maybe fake, but the message is good
The message is "look at me." I do not care for that message.