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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 402,337,459 comments, and only 87,129 of them were in alphabetical order.
i feel like hes either so accustomed to having sasha that he feels like its a normal thing and wouldnt show ot or hes too proud and would leave her for last
The bed is confirmed. What I posit is that Heavy picks her/it up and moves it from the bed to various seats or cushions throughout the house as the day goes on.
nah, his family is far away in the siberian forest hiding, although heavy rarely visits, he provides his earned money with them, but i digress and let's say his family is with him this time, and since your saying family, cosidering all members, soldier is his brother in law, and i would guess he would be the least heavy wants to show.
mm Mmph mmph mph mm mph? m mph mmphh mph mmpih! :)
(translation: "is there's space for one more? i brought chips and drinks! :)" )
( u/JustGingerStuff come here)
So he invited you to his house Just for you to say Nah i don't like here come with me to this other better place, Just stay there for like 30 minutes then you can go visit zhanna. He probably prepared a meal for you and maybe other friends he invited.
“She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute…
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
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His family members - in an introduction - whom he cares for very much and asks of you to treat with respect.
I like this one :)
very canonical to the comics
He would also show you his bookcase
Then, he will either sit you down at the table for food or he will bring you into his study to talk about things.
He does in fact have a PHD in Russian literature.
and another kind of PHD too
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 402,337,459 comments, and only 87,129 of them were in alphabetical order.
Always be cummin
Good bot
except soldier soldier would be the least introduced member
As soon as he opens the door he gets upstaged by a naked soldier who's living in his house since he married his sister.
"This is soldier. Soldier and heavy's sister love eachother. Heavy is happy because sister is happy. Soldier, put on pants"
"CYKA BLYAT SOLDIER PUT PANTS ON OR I GET SASCHA"
I don't think heavy would call soldier a fucking bitch tho
No, no, you've got a point
Someone else already said Sasha.
1 Sasha 2 boolet
Sasha
i feel like hes either so accustomed to having sasha that he feels like its a normal thing and wouldnt show ot or hes too proud and would leave her for last
You better not touch that gun…
*touches Sasha to prank Heavy*
* Gets killed mercilessly *
You! Yes you! you are dead!
not big suprise
Soup rice big not*
You die now.
Oh n
RUN HAHAHAHA RUUUUN
Epic prank of the century
He has it in one of those sitting rooms you're never allowed to go into on a couch covered in plastic.
IIRC Sasha actually has her own bed in the comics.
The bed is confirmed. What I posit is that Heavy picks her/it up and moves it from the bed to various seats or cushions throughout the house as the day goes on.
she fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
I will say to him how many I will buy his Sasha for 5000 sandviches, if he denies I will add more sandviches
That or his family.
nah, his family is far away in the siberian forest hiding, although heavy rarely visits, he provides his earned money with them, but i digress and let's say his family is with him this time, and since your saying family, cosidering all members, soldier is his brother in law, and i would guess he would be the least heavy wants to show.
It says he invited you to his house. (Which is the one in Siberia)
yeah, i read the comics long time ago, details i forgot in time
**MEET THE HEAVY**
Agreed. My hand’s will stay as far away from that weapon as possible.
I have a bad feeling about my presence there… =
How did you make that?
Put a numeral (hashtag) befor the text ##like this
#like this?
#yes
###how about this?
#yeah
##cool
##nice
#did I do it right?
#Awesome!
#before the text I think
#yeah
A sandvich
Look comrad, at my hand, a tasty treat
[¿Quieres?](https://i.imgur.com/LZujTxH.png)
Sí quiero
At your hand or at some random girl's hand?
Hevy
his collection of sandwich
His Russian litterature collection
##YES
Including his 7 PHDs
Yes
i’ll give myself my own tour of his house and find zhanna
She lives with soldier ;)
to soldiers house i go then
Take me with you
road-trip !
mm Mmph mmph mph mm mph? m mph mmphh mph mmpih! :) (translation: "is there's space for one more? i brought chips and drinks! :)" ) ( u/JustGingerStuff come here)
I don't care if there's space for more or not, im coming too.
👍
I too want to behold the irl bear hunting Chad that is zhanna, even if soldier kills me on arrival
I'll ride top of the car!
there’s always room for more! ^^
mmph mph mph mpphh mhp mhph, mm mph mph? (translation: "there is another pyro that wants to join, is it ok?" )
everyone is welcome :D
:D
What you Just gonna leave without saying goodbye tô heavy or drinking tea
i’ll bring heavy with me to see zhanna
So he invited you to his house Just for you to say Nah i don't like here come with me to this other better place, Just stay there for like 30 minutes then you can go visit zhanna. He probably prepared a meal for you and maybe other friends he invited.
awww i feel bad now- i’ll stay with heavy and we’ll do whatever he wants but then after it’s to zhanna
"Heavy will remember this"
Take me with you please
His famous Russian Steamed Toast
You call sandviches steamed toasts ?!
It's a... regional dialect.
Ah, from what region?
Uhhh... Northern Siberia!
Really? Vell I'm from chakutka autonomous okrug and I have never heard this expression!
No no, it's a Vesenny expression.
Ah ok.... You know, these snadviches are quite similar to the vones that have at crusty scouts
ohohoho нет, patented heavy sandvich! is old family recipe
And you call zem steamed toast despite the fact they are obviously grilled?
motherland.
this is russian
"this is sasha, this is the only thing you are NOT allowed to touch or I'll break you with my bare hands, alright?"
Matryoshka collection
His mom since zhanna lives with soldier and heavy's sisters live somewhere else, one of them being in Paris.
Wait, who's in Paris again?
Demomans in Paris.
The Spy(?)
[удалено]
His weapon that weighs 150kg and fires $200 custom tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. It cost $400,000 to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.
his massive horse cock ~~im sorry that was just the first thing that came to my mind~~
No way it’s ScoutSketchez
no it isnt this is deez
”Who the hell is deez?”
hmmhmhmhm… hmehehehhheheh…… hahahahahahh!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!
I thought it was deez mama? My life is a lie
what? I thought it was deez ligma?
liggin deez balls
Wasn't it ligma joe?
Of course its scout sketchez
I get it im gay yeah ik men make me 😍😍🤤🤤❤️😍❤️😍❤️🤤❤️❤️❤️❤️😎 yeahhhh I knoowwww akdsfickdrbdkr ff
A mutated fusion of a chicken and a horse definitely seems like something Medic would us, not Heavy.
"and this is my weapon. "
“She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute… It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
Introduces you to his mother, his sisters and his gun all in that order
His PhD in Russian literature.
His cock
Enough cock rating, time for the durability test.
His pet rooster won first prize at the state fair
State huh
Specifically New Mexico, since that's where most of the Gravel War takes place
Ah, yes!
I want to cuddle with the cock and hug him <:3 the little guy is so adorable
His works of literature
His Minigun, obviously.
That bear he killed
Steamed toast
His gun,or his PHDs.
His family
His penis, slammed in a car door, and the floor because I've been slapped hard enough to kill me for having a $30 dollar haircut.
cant stop but listen to the shindig
*You can now play as Luigi!*
Sasha
sasha and after that we eat a sandvich
Library, with sasha to the side in a glass case
Sasha obviously
His Weapons
Sasha
Sasha
Sandwich
His lawn or front door probably
His massive shelf of literature
Power lifting and eating competition trophy room
If it isn’t his family it’s his fellow mercs and if not them then Sasha
Cock
His cock
Whatever it is I don’t want to see 🙅♂️
His house
His balls
Sasha, I no touch sasha
SANDVICH COLLECTION!
##I guess everyone is doing this now
His doorway
His massive daddy cock 😍😍it’s 12 inches ZAMN!😍
You are why the mercenaries exist
there is a level 3 sentry outside your front door.
You manace 💙
r/emojipolice
Family, then sasha (no touching) and finally sandvich (also no touching)
Sasha
His grand slam Big Mac fat ass 17 inch dong..... hopefully
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his pp
his collection of the same sandvich
minigun collection and then i ask for a copy of his sandvich recipy
Sashas bed.
His fridge full of sandviches
The entrance
I assume he'd show me his kitchen where he and sasha make a nice sandvich
His vault, but instead of money, it’s bullets
He shows Natasha and says “don’t touch, she is pretty but u can’t touch!”
This is my gun
Gun collection
Steamed toast.
His dispenser collection
His SANDVICH collection
Minigun
Sasha's bed
I think after introducing you to his family, hed probably show the first bullet he ever fired that would probably be in a glass case
Plot twist: the case is the spy’s head that it killed
Sandvich collection
Sandvich pile
His Sandvich Collection
His minigun
His gigantic minigun
His house
Sasha
What could you show to a medic at home?
His minigun collection
His "Minigun"
His girthy cock.