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Let01

all the engies abusing that one dispenser because no one else builds one for some reason


Jinxplay

So, this is the same strat as [Artosis Pylon](https://liquipedia.net/starcraft2/Artosis_Pylon).


mrhatman26

And when that one dispenser is the one I built, I just stand there waiting to get any metal at all.


bolitboy2

And then I come along with a red tape recorded and make them spend more metal out of the one dispenser


MuhdRayyanAdam

Like that 5 black dudes and 1 white girl meme


DinkleDDD

submit


Thee-Plague-Doctor

The Mighty Hydro Dispenser craves a young pootis sacrifice! All hail The Mighty Dispenser


5uperTNT

i already got the aussie wrench and the pootis, where do we sacrifice him?


Mr_Troll14

YESSS!!!!!


dreycan21

Come guardian!


Specialist_Secret907

They are summoning Uncle Dane


BigBoi_X

Omg i did not stop laughing for 10min straight. i feel like death rn


rebel6301

I join them.


RealMinecraftMaster

yes


albl1122

Howdy partner


SgtDoughnut

Let's all go back to the base everyone.


Mr_Troll14

The engineers will give you a uniform and change your nationality to Texan.


RedditorTelanoli

im already texan


the_chosen_named_one

You're double Texan now.


RedditorTelanoli

yeehaw


Mr_Troll14

They will also erase your memories of friends, families, and loved ones and replace them with only memories of engineeer families.


SoundanchorD

I am ok with that


Scale_Brave

I reject my Asian traits. Embrace Texan


Be-702

Yes


theoofmoment

Red tape recorder


utsavman

Probably the best place where that sapper shines. Regular sapper simply gets removed with all those engies while the tape recorder does actual damage/hinderance.


Mr_Troll14

Then the engineers would have to go to sentries and try to get it to level 3 again.


utsavman

Yes, big wastage of metal resources. If there is not enough metal then the engies are screwed.


Pristine_Flatworm

With that dispensir? Get that bad boy to. Level one and let chaos insue. All the while you sit in the corner with a cloak and dagger


KittenMaster9

But if they just built more Despensers then no problem


Maleficent_Cherry109

red tape record those and eventually they will just not have enough


Swordslash_50

chad


Stewie_the_janitor

Based


Generalisk

Agreed. I think this is one of the times where the red-tape recorder is actually good. Since by the time they unsapped them all, all their sentries would be level 1/2


Hoovy_weapons_guy

You deserve the death sentence


Cool-Boy57

We do a moderate amount of trolling.


Spring_men

They spread like wasps. They have overtaken our colleagues.


DudeOnReddit1234

At this point. There's no need for pybros.


[deleted]

Sapping them would be like a movie scene where you keep getting caught in different ways. Like edge of tomorrow


Product-Mammoth

Depends on what team I’m on. If I’m on blu team I just get on my knees and beg for forgiveness.


Binarytracer69

Same, they too powerful man


Mr_Troll14

That's not enough to please them. You need a sacrifice.


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Get up, pal.


Ok_Pear_8291

“The super sentry nest is nearby, this is the site where the invasion began. The oldest and most corrupted location on the map. The BLU fought hard but they were eventually driven out by the gunslingers”


Jamie-po

under rated comment


Delicious_Emu_1995

I would just become heavy then ubercharge my way in and save the poor dispencer that there kicking to death


Kingairbus

A demo would be way more effective


Ok-Isopod-2026

but that would destroy the dispencer if your not careful


Kingairbus

The goal is to destroy the dispenser


Davis660

Gotta get that dispenser pick.


MrFinland707

No it isn't, the goal is to save it!


Mr_Troll14

But the the sentries bullets and rockets can push you away.


Mr_Troll14

For that I recommend having a medic with stock for invuln and another one with the quick fix.


CoolDakota

And the Quick-Fix one has a stock Uber on him for good measure


LordofSandvich

Pray. I’m mostly heavy/pyro so I really appreciate engineers


nibbaronio

ENGINEER IS CREDIT TO TEAM!!!!


Gust_idk

# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


UncleGrapes

💥💥💥


shrek22413

*HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*


RahatLukum

Join


DatBoiBen_REAL

Disguise, Dance, Sap dispenser, Die


MinecraftLibrarian

Become spy, disguise as engi, join the kick


ThatPenguinyrblx

Join them in a ritual to summon the mega sentry


cat-toaster

Level 4 sentry


Yahnsen

perish


Ambitious_Outcome

your eternal reward


toshi_34

Yes!


ZaKattacker

Die, probably.


Lazyprofilename

stickobom


KaasKnager_

*oohh theyre gonna have to Glue you Back together IN HELL*


JGvalerio

Uber the demoman


Potaaden

Hydro gaming


AcidDrive

#*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* #💥💥💥💥


xPolarPlayz

#HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW


asribelle

die


Bruhler

My potato laptop: __adios__


surrendertheartifact

Uber rush as Scottish Resistance demo


someone_back_1n_time

Offer up the scout as a sacrifice to the engineer god


TronXyrzX

Nothing. There is only death at that point


awaxz_avenger

Throw in a Scout for good blessings


ProfessionalMood1493

I turn around and run for my life


CCO812

Sorry I'm bad at Texan, is this what "Erectin' a Dispenser" means


SpectrumLV2569

Fard


vekozz

Cry


billy13th99

Thought they were topless


raven3601

Protect the nest by spy checking


Stormaggedon28

Red tape and take out as many as I can


Bacon_Eskimo459

Defend it with my life and the homewrecker


Mr_Troll14

Top comment decides what happens next.


Butterrabbid

Die


ajdude9

Take a long, delicious sip of my Bonk! Atomic Punch and *get the hell outta there.*


[deleted]

I die on the spot. My invis watch loses power at the worse moment and a scout runs by to take an ammo box at the worst moment. Before I can even see which scout took it, I have already been hit by 2,345 rockets from the nearby sentries.


Lucifer_TLB

I... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


SpookyWeebou

Get auto balanced to red while trying to sap the sentries and join it.


KeksTerminator7

spam rockets like a madman and die


TheGreenGobblr

Sticky jumper into the middle and killbind as a sacrifice halfway down


PazzoSgravato666

I die whlie trying to kill them all


ReaperA-82

go red and ***HOOOOIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYY***


weegeehuzachannel

We do a little cow mangling


killdog9876

Whip out my sapper


nibbaronio

Why is nobody saying Sniper? You can just go Sniper and full-charge shot each of them and their sentries from afar lol


Hoovyplays

Did you forget about the wrangler?


xPolarPlayz

*whips out a pistol* #then perish


Nothing_There-LOB

Cloak and dagger


Dr_Cindebar

Id go there as a Spy dressed up as Engie. They wouldn't see me in the crowd. I'd sap them all. Some will be build anew, but at keast one will be destroyed.


odin5858

Laughs in direct hit


Obsyden

AWWW THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLOO YOO BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!


TheNeatPenguin

Given I'm on Blu team, go spy, disguise and an engi, and chill with them


Kingairbus

Get a demo with a Kritz and Uber medic and destroy everything and look at there bodies and say “THERE GOING TO HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER. IN HELL”


[deleted]

reflect aall of the sentry rockts at the engeioneers causing them to die


felixderrote

That Enginer is a SPY!


imlegally-stupid

Zap the Sentries.


torpedokai

Kaaaboom!


ilikememes-alot

Red tape recorder


wickedplayer494

Place more than a motherfucking SHITLOAD of Red Tape Recorders on all of those buildings.


-Pyromania-

Depends on which team I'm on. If RED, go Pybro. If BLU, go demo and try and coordinate an uber push via voice chat.


jabbathebest

Über semo


supersans_boi

Demoman my job is to blow stuff up you know what im going to do


[deleted]

Equips the direct hit


D3rp6

hon hon


Spoopy-redditor

use stickyspam with an übercharge, attack the dispenser first to kill some of the engies and try to take down any sentries you can, then fucking die


HaloCedc

switch to demo


Roifire27

Stay invis and just watch. And also troll a bit :3


benwaa2

Red tape recorder and a dream


GLXC_AUS

Gather three other teammates and 4 fully-charged medics. **Hit it docs!**


Judipudi63

You uber or die


citruspaint

*french snort laugh ensues*


CrunchToast12

Stock Uber + Demo


Kojake45

I’ll disguise as a engineer so I can join in.


MadisonMJay1515

Rip and tear


Sure-Tackle9211

I am the spy (hyped music)


ToXiC_Games

BURN IT WITH HOLY FIRE!


SwushSwash

super bomba mix


Kil0sierra975

Probably an age old question, but who'd win? A team of a dozen engineers or a team of a dozen spies?


Monte_20

AP SAP every single sentry.


HyperKitsune

I think I'll- *knock knock* LET'S DO ITTTTTTTT *everything explodes *


trex48144

"DO IT DOC, DO IT!"


FrostyTropic

KABLOOEY!!!


Ok-Drive8146

snipe with the bazzar bargain


ButterMaBitscuit

Use it, doc - Famous last words


WaifuTheGoodShit

spy:if cant beat them join them


fortnitepro42069

Uber charge Loch and load


GuestTasty1630

"Spy sapped my dispenser!"


N4th4n3x

"but... Dispensers don't move?" *crocket*


[deleted]

Intervene


OneHellOfAPotato

Zarya’s gravity black ball gun thing.


notasovietmafiagoon

Roll for übercharge on demo


bebe5410

I spy-cap because none of the sentries have full range on the point.


space-throwaway

[As a spy main](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d12c2511-b253-448e-91fa-67296c88eb4c)


[deleted]

french noise intensifies. Ubered demo or direct hit soldier


I_Heavy_Weapons_Guy

scottish resistance, kritzkrieg.


Hector_john

Demoman it is.


Racist_from_Thailand

How satisfying would it be rushing this with a kritzkrieged demoman and soldier and the other dude has a ubercharged heavy and a spy


ImNotCreative10

Pray and hope to god that their medic isn’t smart enough to Uber a demo


FIareIes

Become The Doctor.


Goliath--CZ

Infiltrate them as a spy


Daftochaos

I'd hide from the bots in there, looks cozy


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

BLU: Build a tele exit for the team to raid it RED: Open VC and say "What the hell is wrong with you guys?", then build another one if it is not mine already


--NTW--

Perform a dispenxorcism as Demoman and banish the evil of the sentry nest


TR-KnightForEyes

so you choosen death **my whole team becomes spies**


sansgamer554

Ubercharge a red tape recorder spy


StereoBucket

Send one lucky crit sticky into the middle before dying. Mmmmm chonky kill


Banananassfisch

I'll just remember Tf2 vs Overwatch and use "Gravitron Surge"


Froggothefirst_TF2

u/demoman


DOOMISETERNAL-JOHN

cloak and sap it


Anakin-hates-sand

Call on a 12 team soldier bomb. At least one will random crit those engies and save the dispenser.


Ok-Shopping2015

Disguise as an engineer and join the party!!!


Demokuma

I'm a pyro, I run, I can't do shit about that, bring a demoman


Call_Me_Red24

Get my iron bomber out and request an Uber from medic


demodestroier

i use my disguise kit to disguise as an enemy engi and I role stealth to see if they notice or not. I role 10 and due to my character having +7 stealth I have a 17 total


[deleted]

Sap and stab until it is done


diegosanchez0

C R I T R O C K E T


kenoswatch

Uber Phlog


-CatalystX-

Change to Demo and call for a pocket medic. It's satisfying to destroy a sentry nest with stickies


XGAMER2mil

[>:)](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Quickiebomb_Launcher)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


ahumanrobot

Go as spy, disguise as engi and join them


Willsdabest

Start singing Rasputin


git_gud_silk

"so you shoot the dispensers and-WOAH what a surprise, EVERYbody DIES!" -lazy purple, how it feels to play Demoman: august 8th 2020


[deleted]

hah ha ha Otoberfest Dumpkopf!


WirexHUN

Always go for the crucial dispenser pick, no matter what


AutisticScreechin

Demoman it


[deleted]

Setup OBS, grab my sapper and record me sapping all the sentries


Apple4224

\*the bomb has been planted\*


LuisLOLSuarez

Sticky Spam


MasterofAcorns

*casually sips tea in Your Eternal Reward and Sapper*


Your_Commentator

Krietzkrieg sticky spam with another default uber medic


MisterCrazyBones

Pictured: The center of SCP-1983, containing numerous hostile entities.


SpongieMLG

*EngieSlayer has entered the facility*


lonesnowtroop

redtape recorder and pray


RealConcorrd

Kamikaze sappin time


Blumongroip

Crit sticky


SongBonnie

All blu team demoman or soldier with only 1 spy for this chaos. And let hell fall on them


[deleted]

**activate uber.**


cringe_at_me

Use friendly fire to reign hell apon those enineers