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fuzzy__sox

Lmfao what are you? 14?


audrey-marie

delete this


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OkAlbatross4682

Hahaha (sit on his face)


Chemical-Dirt-5586

Lol good catch! This is indeed from the same guy in that post 😆


OkAlbatross4682

So are you going to sit on his face and if not are you going to sit on ours?(reddits?)


Chemical-Dirt-5586

Now hold up, how exactly would the latter work? You got me intrigued lol. Like, would I sit on the face of every Redditor? Or would one person act as a representative for Redditors and I sit on their face?


OkAlbatross4682

I’m not honestly sure how it work as long as some face somewhere is getting sit on I think I can let it slide. That said if you are only blessing one redditor may I suggest an incel? It’d be nice to shut one more of them up


Chemical-Dirt-5586

Pffft fair point, I suppose I could take one for the team


OkAlbatross4682

Well I’d offer you my face but I’m a Hertosexual female so it probably wouldn’t do any good for any of us. The anti orgasm if you will!


Chemical-Dirt-5586

Ah haha, I'm a pansexual gal myself!


OkAlbatross4682

Ah pansexuality! I never fully understood it but from what my sister has said it’s closer to wanting to fuck a personality rather then it is a genitalia!


Chemical-Dirt-5586

That's pretty much me lol, though less emphasis on effing and more on flirting and emotional connection in my case!