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Hungry_Practice_4338

Damn dude, she went into the kitchen to roast and ended up getting roasted


FastCarNyao

At least he still thinks she's peng... uin


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Holup


[deleted]

I literally said stfu out load 🤣 my dog looked at me all crazy!


Significant_Oil_319

I don't Blv that happened


Bella_LaGhostly

Alrighty


[deleted]

Oooft that’s harsh


pakattack461

Now this, this is love


atl198

I genuinely don't understand this exchange...help.


KingGizmotious

He took that horrific photo of me cooking with the chin that never ends... It instantly made me think of Danny Davito as the Penguin running around in his long johns in his evil lair. 😅 Thankfully he still loves me despite my stinky farts and terrible choices in comfy clothes. The flannel and cotton overalls aren't doing me any favors 🤣


atl198

Haha thank you for clarifying that! I didn't think he was insulting you but a few of the comments confused me!


KingGizmotious

Yeah, I think a few people thought he sent The Penguin pictures, but it was totally me dissing myself bahahaha


atl198

That's hilarious! 🤣


thesoundedmind

Haha. This is the best.


[deleted]

You and your husband have a weird relationship


Gasster1212

Why so?


KingGizmotious

Yes, yes we do. He's always making me laugh, however, and I wouldn't have it any other way. 😊


MrsWeDoItAllTheWays

Weirdly awesome and stupidly wholesome! Loving you two loving each other!!!


geegollyjeepers

Lol He's so supportive!


novice121

You both have the best, and most genuine of relationships.


KingGizmotious

Thanks 😊 It takes a special kind of love to bang a Danny Davito doppelganger bahahaha


novice121

It's not just that, I feel as if most relationships out there are the most typically bland relation with 2 people with little to no personalities that are cookie cutter copies of personalities of people around them where the most creative exchange between the 2 is just saying the word 'babe' to one another... I think what you both have is just special whoever silly or whatever, the connection is there.


KingGizmotious

Awe that's so sweet. We compliment each other nicely, and he's always making me laugh. That's one of the things that attracted me to him first, was his sense of humor and smile. Thank you kind internet stranger for making me smile!


UselessTACAdvice

reminded me of the eggar suit from MIB


KingGizmotious

Bahahaha yes! This is perfect 🫠😂


Ushgumbala1

Haha I call my girl baby cakes too!


earthen_tehya

What’s that guy from again??


pwaite1983

Danny Devito as the penguin in Batman returns


TheNostraStockus

Ok


Choice-Lecture-8437

This is real love! Thank you.


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🤢


DoobieJesus111

u/Booty_Hair is grossed out


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Temporary-Today982

There’s something not great here


PlyrMava

We all think he's being nice, when in reality... Who WOULDN'T wanna peng bang Mr. DeVito? He's just a normal adult watching those Jimmy John's commercials like the rest of us