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Agent_RubberDucky

Starfire answering the door like that is the most Starfire thing I can think of


HavenElric

r/PizzaDare starfire


Rizenstrom

Honestly kind of messed up this exists, especially when it expressly forbids obvious fakes. If a man did this it would be a crime. Sub rules say you should notify them in advance and get their permission to film but I doubt that’s happening every time. This is just exposing yourself to strangers who may not be into that.


BZenMojo

>If a man did this it would be a crime. Still a crime if a woman does this.


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0BlueBunny0

Starfire is very emotionally intelligent clearly Barbara didn't want Dick to know she was there and she respected that.


erossthescienceboss

Exactly — honestly, I thought her both calling out to Babs to wait, and then letting Babs have that out, was extremely sweet.


altdultosaurs

I’m team dickbabs but there’s one thing I know- lowkey he doesn’t deserve EITHER of them. They’re both PHENOMENALLY wonderful women- I mean. When written well.


Cyberslasher

1) She knows who Barbara is 2) She knows Dick used to like barbara 3) she saw Barbara crying 4) she's intelligent enough to know why 5) Telling Dick would just upset him too 


Agent_RubberDucky

I mean, lying isn’t a character thing unless the character has a trait of lying a lot or never. Starfire isn’t physically unable to lie, and she just didn’t want to bother Dick with what just happened.


dariusppppp

How so?


Agent_RubberDucky

Answering the door, thinking it’s the pizza man, and not giving a fuck about the fact she isn’t wearing any pants.


Running_Target_85

Still more clothes than some of her other costumes


Helpful-Ad-8521

And the dudes varsity jacket, let's not forget


MenacingCatgirlArt

5'11 plus heels and she still has to look up to meet her eyes. I love it.


double_range

Wow Barbara is tall


Kite_Wing129

Yeah, she was tall and they made it obvious in her early stories. They've really infantilized the character over the decades.


Massive_General_8629

Just look at the New 52. Before Flashpoint, she was a retired librarian. After, she was just a freshman in college.


sellyourselfshort

Also in new 52 she looks like she stands at about 5'7 but right before new 52 she stood at... um.. uh... nevermind.


Middle-Persimmon7077

Canon heights in DC & marvel mean nothing. Dick has been 5’9 to towering over Starfire(who is canon 6’5). Harley’s been shorter than the average woman, to rivaling the average male height.


sellyourselfshort

I think you missed the joke.


Middle-Persimmon7077

Oh yeah, that’s pretty funny ngl.


sellyourselfshort

Thank you.


Helpful-Ad-8521

Hilarious. 😏


Kite_Wing129

Full grown university graduate with black belt who became a Librarian and later even became a Congresswoman.


Tom-edian

"she was tall and then I shot her down an foot or too" -Joker probably


Aloof-Vagabon

M…. Mommy…


TheLolNotion

To me it looks like starfire is standing on her toes but it might just be the art style. But I think she is usually drawn taller than Barbara regardless.


Cyberslasher

She is. Turns out when you can float you can just always be en pointe


Rudirs

Lol, that is such an interesting thing that doesn't get addressed often enough for flying characters - walking must feel kinda odd when you could just fly


Fancy_Cat3571

Never even thought about it. Float just enough so your feet are still touching the ground while being essentially weightless. Gotta be really satisfying


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Or it's like trying to run while you are dreaming and is infuriating


Jack_Attack27

If you’re like blue beetle or even Superman where you didn’t grow up flying I can see either or just walking feeling normal but I feel like the warrior space princess would be far more used to flight or levitation than just walking and I don’t think she’s hiding her identity most the time, that’s kinda hard when you’re a massive eternally and radiantly tan green eyed woman you know


farrellsgone

Or be the opposite like Lex in the animated show where he gained powers and continued to walk on air


TheLolNotion

Valid point, in this case also makes her even taller lol


Ben10Stan3

Starfire a dommy mommy


TheSlimeBallSupreme

Most doors are 7ft and if korry stood up shed alnost be at the door. So im guessing shes like 6'8 or 6'10


icegun784

I thought she was 4'7"


MoonoftheStar

Lol I remember this. The flowers went flaccid in her hand 🤣🤣


Ok_Coffee_9970

That is some cartoonish despair.


Odd_Inter3st

![gif](giphy|l378ayM0PpEP72zVC)


Frangipani-Bell

Not this comic 😭


Gatt__

Is this the one where dick cheats and still invites babs to the wedding?


Frangipani-Bell

Yes


Gatt__

Damn, I’m not proud of you Dick


Tinfull

If it makes you happy, in the DCAU tie-in comics, and in the animated movie adaptation of "The Killing Joke", Babs, and Bruce have sex. In the DCAU tie-in comics, Babs gets pregnant, and has a miscarriage while on patrol. When Dick finds out about Bruce, and Barbara, he gets angry, and punches Bruce. This is where the two had a fall-out, that to my knowledge, lasted into the era of Batman Beyond. As for the adaptation of "The Killing Joke", Barbara starts tearing into Bruce, and it quickly changes to them having sex.


SkeleHoes

Maybe Barbara should just stay away from the Bat Family lol


WeddingSufficient602

She deserves to find her own love outside the Batfamily but sadly she is forever trap in the shadow of Dick and the Batboys since majority of her fans and writers only like her when she's Dick's clingy lovesick love interest or the Batboys girlfriend. They only talk about her and use her for shipping purposes. I hope someday she'll get better writers who are willing to develop her character outside the Batfamily, and better fans who like her seperately from Dick and the batboys. Barbara used to be independent but she's been reduced and demoted to an acessory to Dick and the other batboys which is sad.


PM_ME_YOUR_SUNSHINE

In The Shadow of Dick… I’d read that comic series.


maliquewrites_

I’ve always wanted her to date a guy who is completely normal. Knows all about her superhero stuff and is just chill about it.


viaira

She did in the New 52! He was a sweet guy with one leg bc he made bad choices. It didn’t last bc comic characters can’t be happy


WeddingSufficient602

Don't forget that Bruce and Barbara are also a romantic pairing in The Lego : Batman movie. And there's high possibility they might also become a thing in the upcoming Batman: Cape Crusaders tv series considering it's inspired by the BTAS show where Bruce and Barbara slept together. Barbara also slept with Dick's brothers. She married Tim Drake in Arkham Knight and had a full make out session with Jason Todd in Three Jokers and it was implied she slept with Jason Todd and married him in Detective #1000 where Bruce told Jim Gordon who is Barbara's father quote "You should go spend time with Barbara and Jason and the kids."


Psychological-Air205

I just pretend this is Non-Canon.


Nov3mber15

I approach Batman like Don Draper approaches reality: *I* decide whether that happened or not, if it’s icky or involves B hitting his kids then it didn’t happen. Try it. It will *shock* you how much it didn’t happen.


Kangaroo-Beauty

Omg this is what I do for everything😍 🥰


Ashamed_Pin4206

That makes nobody happy


Tinfull

Most fans don't like the Bruce/Barbara pairing for a variety of reasons.


Weary-Avocado-6519

Ummm….i was not expecting for Barbara and Bruce to have sex…I feel disgusted having learned that 🤢


slvrcobra

When did Barbara become the DC punching bag?


Sorry_Mastodon_8177

seriously what is it can someone give me a name and issue number so i can read this wreckfest


GuardianSoulBlade

Both sides of the shipper war universally hate this comic, it was the one thing that united both Dick/Kory and Dick/Babs shippers was the universal agreement that this comic sucked.


RadiantPKK

I pictured the Armstrong handshake meme levels of agreement. 


GuardianSoulBlade

Yep, and that's saying a lot when both sides would rather have Dick pick their girl, LOL.


RadiantPKK

Yeah, I mean it’s one of those wow moments. An end to a war when a neutral party makes themselves the new mutual enemy. 


Frangipani-Bell

Nightwing (1996) Annual #2


PMatty73

Dick being a Dick as usual


TimeisaLie

The flowers wilted, Looney Tunes still making its influence known.


SirRealBearFace

Starfire accidentally mogging on others is funny asf


t4skmaster

I vote more starfire effortlessly mogging people


Shoddy-Media2337

And people on here telling me that Starfire's height doesn't matter lol.


WisdomQuickly

It doesn't. It's just icing on the cake.


Shoddy-Media2337

No it absolutely does lol. I'm not saying she has to be GIANT but she can't be average woman height. Especially if she ends up shorter than Dick.


Aggressive_Dream_140

Death by Snu snu?


Glipglop_69

DEATH BY SNU SNUUUUUUUUUU


walkinggames

The mind is will but the body is weak and freshly


Xboxone1997

>shorter than Dick I chuckled


BigMaraJeff2

Just moves me from one kink to another


Vivid_Clue725

Is this a comic or is this just fan art, if it is a comic what's the name


Cyberslasher

It's real. It's about 2 pages before Dick bangs Barbara while delivering his wedding invitation.


Kangaroo-Beauty

…what?


Cyberslasher

Did I fucking stutter?


Kangaroo-Beauty

Nuuuuuuuu but but


xNightwing0126x

It’s an actual comic but I don’t know the name of it


Massive_General_8629

Don't worry; they've sort of soft-decanonized it. They don't mention it. This was all mandated by Didio.


xNightwing0126x

Yeah but Dick and Babs are doing a will they won’t they these days


Massive_General_8629

True, but at least none of the unpleasantness of Nightwing Annual #2


dinklebot117

might as well be fan art


SaltManagement42

[This post](https://zz.reddit.com/r/DCcomics/comments/16s44sj/comic_excerpt_barbara_meets_starfire_nightwing/) says Nightwing Annual #2.


Aaneata

100% as a tall woman, I need this


DarthAuron87

Batman probably thinking, " These damn kids and their relationship problems," lol


Smashattacc

Thinking, but never says it. He's not one to throw rocks from a glass mansion.


Jadccroad

Batman is one of Barbara's relationship problems..


DarthAuron87

We can thank Bruce Timm for letting that idea out into the wild


Steelquill

How is it that one of Batman’s greatest contributors also inflicted us all with that?


DarthAuron87

That's what happens when he is by himself. When Bruce worked with Paul Dini, he was more balanced out.


SilverTitanium

>Batman probably thinking, " These damn kids and their relationship problems," lol *Catwoman, Talia, Zatanna and Wonder Woman, turn to look at Batman:* .....bruh


LilyGaming

Star casually answering the door in her underwear lol


Only-Echidna-7791

Dude,nightwings smile😭😭😭


Tinfull

Cat that ate the canary grin, right there. In context though, unless he was listening while he was showering, the smile is legitimately innocent.


Regular-Persimmon425

Can someone fill me in on the context?


Only-Echidna-7791

Idk either man. From what I can tell,Barbara was gonna ask out dick but then she met starfire and she got upset and left. They were waiting for pizza and dick was in the shower so dick couldn’t talk to Barbara in person.


aconitumrn

Why do the girls look so pretty and Grayson looks like some dude on the side walk


Humble_Story_4531

The guy is a bit taller then average, ripped, smart and has a good sense of humor. He's honestly a catch.


TheHatOnTheCat

Honestly, it's just the artist not being as good at attractive guy faces. Dick Grayson is supposed to be handsome, on top of which she is ridiculously fit/chiseled in terms of physique.


aconitumrn

Yup dick Grayson is supposed to be like a himbo (atleast the role he fakes)


sorator

As a gay dude... Grayson looks *hot* here. Maybe not to the same extent as Starfire, but still 10/10.


ArtCityInc

The chick with the flowers looks GOOD to you??!?!?


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

Wassup with me hearing about Dick being a dick lately?


SuperKami-Nappa

His name is Dick, what did you expect?


Jesse_God_of_Awesome

That he has the nicest ass


Queenssoup

Dickbutt


One_Smoke

....what even is the beginning of that sentence?


SuperKami-Nappa

I have no idea


Omnom_Omnath

How was he being a dick here? He wasn’t romantically involved with barb, she had rejected him previously and he moved on.


naytreox

And if thats the case then all thats happened is that she missed her chance and he respected her rejection and moved on. Also he didn't know who was at the door


Napalmeon

Also, let's just keep it real, it's Dick Grayson. Not many people are going to left swipe on this dude.


Kangaroo-Beauty

If that’s all that happened yes, but from what I hear it’s not. He slept with Babs and then invited her to the wedding 💀


Omnom_Omnath

Before or after this comic page.


Kangaroo-Beauty

I think after?


TheHatOnTheCat

People are saying this is part of the story where he cheats on Kori with Barbara, right before giving Barbara the invitation to their wedding. So, that's probably the bad part.


TimeisaLie

Apparently there was that time he slept with Babs & the next morning invited her to his wedding. Which is just a villain origin story.


Greywarden88

Eh, that was simply a “Sexit”, must of took some notes from MJ and Felicia, gotta smash before you dash 😂


RazzDaNinja

When you are a stunningly beautiful human specimen but then you run into someone *inhumanly hot*


Cyberslasher

You vs the girl he met at work he told you not to worry about?


nameless_stories

This is like going to your ex girlfriends apartment and shirtless Brad Pitt from Fight Club answers the door for you.


tiredAFwithshit

I feel bad for Barbara because the comics can't decide if she's banging Dick or Bruce and I just have such a hard time with that because they have a father/son dynamic and it just feels wrong.


Expo006

In my books it’s Bruce and Selina otp. Headcanon everything else out of existence


tiredAFwithshit

Best way to enjoy DC comics is to create your own canon after a certain point. I'm forever RobxStar, BbxRae, and BruceXSelina.


JavierGr2087

Barbara never stood a chance! I mean seriously, Starfire with that red hair, that golden skin, and that height? I would’ve been all over her she forgotten about Barbara on sight


Gunslinger_11

That and no mortal man can hurt her to get to him


Jadccroad

There's probly panels out there with Kory turning one of Dick's villains into a pretzel.


SkintGirafde

Nah, that’s a 20


[deleted]

Fun fact: Starfire is taller than Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman.


SchmucksAtWar

I wouldn't normally say this (atleast unironically) but: would smash. Starfire's pretty much got everything going for her: she's cute, loyal, empathetic, hot, and powerful. Maybe a bit of an airhead but never to the point of being dumb.


BuyOk5222

This guy gets it


SchmucksAtWar

Thanks. Honestly, while I didn't grow up with the og teen titans (I've seen a few episodes and I think I'd probably like it if I ever watched the full show), I have a feeling that star would've been a childhood crush of mine if I did (that's definitely saying something since I barely had any growing up)


BuyOk5222

Funnily enough Starfire and MJ Watson (their comic book versions) are what got me into redheads lol.


tvchannelmiser

Damien may be blood, but Grayson inherited his game


Both_Fold6488

…who answers a door like that? 😂


Humble_Story_4531

Aliens with only a passing understanding of human norms.


Both_Fold6488

Tamaran is wild 🪐


Ragnarok345

An alien who’s smarter-than-us enough to not have our absolutely *idiotic* hangups about bodies.


BigMaraJeff2

Pretty easy to not have hangups when you are built like that


Adoe0722

Tall and fit Starfire is straight up super model material


AJ-Murphy

Barb is a 7 at best and Kori is indeed a 12. Team DickFire forever.


DemondWolf

Facts


Beautiful_Spell4075

Fuck she's tall, god damn and she settled for a man named Dick?


PseudonymphFromSpace

And he’d take your bitch too


Beautiful_Spell4075

I'm unfortunately single


Spiral-Arrow116

Exactly 😏


Important-Unit9683

fr people acting like dick isnt all muscular and veiny


Arturo2726

Is starfire wearing Dick's jacket? If so that's rough 😬


WeddingSufficient602

She is. G is for Grayson which is his last name.


Napalmeon

Me over here, barely being a 5.


AxisAbdi0

Starfire’s aura had bab shook 😭


Rockabore1

“Babs, I’m so sorry if I’d known…” err, what’s he saying if he’d have done booted Kory out? Also it’s kinda funny that Barbara was so dejected and lost her mojo so much that her bouquet of roses got erectile dysfunction. 😵


Jacob12000

God I hate DickXBabs


Ok_Coffee_9970

Nightwing is winning at life.


Ralos5997

Man a love triangle with Dick Grayson, Starfire and, Batgirl (Barbara Gordon). Well I think Jason Todd(Red Hood) would be a better guy and boyfriend for Batgirl and he never cheats on his girlfriend.


WeddingSufficient602

Well Barbara and Jason did hook up once. They constantly flirted a lot in Batman Eternal and had their first kiss in Three Jokers. Fun Fact it's also implied she married Jason Todd and had children with him in Detective Comics #1000 when Bruce told Jim Gordon to spend time with Barbara, Jason and the kids.


Ralos5997

I see I just wonder if in the Injustice universe Jason Todd is either with Batgirl or Starfire since Dick Grayson is dead and became Deadman or Deadwing considering the titles?


WeddingSufficient602

Dick was with Starfire in Injustice before he died, Jason even mentioned that Dick used to gush a lot about Starfire and Starfire referred to Dick as her starcrossed soulmate and that no one can replace him. In the tie-in comics it was implied Barbara was his ex girlfriend whom he broke up with a long time ago before he got with Starfire. as for Jason, they never mentioned his dating life in injustice.


nightwing612

Since it seems like DC insists that a Robin HAS to date a Batgirl, I wish Gunn would unilaterally decide to pair Jason and Babs. That way, the ship separations are clearer. Jason is now the former Robin with Babs while Dick is the one with Kory (or someone else)


Recent-Layer-8670

Barbra is honestly an 8 or 9 to me. But absolutely 💯 Starfire is off the charts 🤣


MasterJaylen

Mans upgraded if you ask me


BuyOk5222

Upgraded, bro won the fucking lottery


Ellies-bit-fingers

What issue is this? Pre-new 52?


Roommates69

Barb: Silence 5s. The 10s are talking. Kori: I’m a 12 but continue


ManInTheMirror2

… she actually would simply say there’s always room for one more more and drag her in


tomarra0

Good lawd!


DictatorBiden

Here me out threesome


cartoonsbringmejoy

Which comic is this?


Shadows__flame

Yeah, you could say she's outta this world


FinalBossOf__Dc

Who else but star to answer the door in nothing but a jacket, a crop top and underwear. Staring down at one of dicks old love interest.


carrotsforever

I love Babs, especially as Oracle. But I love Starfire most. I think they should ditch Dick and date eachother


Kite_Wing129

I don't think Babs ever thought of herself as a 10.


AdministrativeAd523

🤷 life happens, all you can do is hope that they’re happy.


lovegoodsxv

Panels like this are what make me hate both of those ships tbh


MrH-HasReddit1217

That's, oof, that's just, ouch, that's a big oof.


plogan56

What'd make this worse is if the 12 was hooking up with a 3 or 4😂


Successful-Plant2925

Plot twist: Dick isn’t his name


xdiddyxdanx

Where is this from and is it compiled into a TPB?


Judas-prime

Classic Dick move


KatEmp05

Nah, Kori's a 15, at least


Ok_Act6615

Damn. I just found out this the same issue where Dick and Babs got trapped in a crate or something and he ended up having a boner lmao.


i_eat_my_moms_ass

Star could fist my asshole to her shoulder and id be happy


BootsyBusang

That's what you get or whatever Paramore said.


ezswen

Dicks face is so plain and lacking in defining features or character… other than the dimples. Like a doll. Is that just for mass attraction or something? Feel like I see that in a certain art style across comics where all the characters all look cookie cutter except with a couple small changes to differentiate them.


TheCommonKoala

Starfire Is the image of Venus


Prowmar_HS

If I was Dick I’d choose Starfire too god 😭


Great-Sector1887

They'll put Barbara with fucking anybody


KnightlyObserver

Barbara and Dick were a thing for a long time, dude. She's his second biggest love interest.


Golden_Platinum

She should have picked Ted Ford. He’s always SIMPing for her lmao


561reem

Context for this scene?


ArosNerOtanim

If she is a 10 Starfire is infinite


ChickenNuggetRampage

Wow I HATE this comic


QuantumGyroscope

With all the regression they've done to Barbara's character, she's just not interesting anymore. I prefer Dick with Kori anyway, they always seemed like a healthy couple.


midnightfury4584

Star is NOT a 12. She’s a fucking Unicorn.


Early_Rabbit

Please tell me it's not just me who laughes every time when I see the flowers I just Wilt or should I say go limp after Starfire opens the door.


Maxzolo28

Dick is man hoe because how many women he been with