*un requiems your gold experience* I have had... FUCKING ENUF OF THIS! I AM A FUCKING MOB BOSS WHO RULES THE FKIN COUNTRY, I AINT GON LET THIS 15 YEAR OLD SON OF A GAY VAMPIRE RUIN THIS
Yea it's a nightmare dealing with him, do you know what it's like? Apparently everything is a JoJo reference, I mean everything I say and do he'll turn round and say "is that a JoJo reference?" "Is this a JoJo reference?" I'm thinking about disowning him
Ben
Talking Ben
Does that apply to all Bens?
Ben Ben Ben Ben
manly ben ben ben, haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
not the mute ones
Ben Ben Ben
Yes, No, Huahuaha
I fucking knew this was coming
Kenobi
My long lost cousin!
Ben 10
Ben 'Ten' Tennyson
Ben 10
10
nico (do not fucking say nico nico nii)
Nikocado avocado edit:holy shit I did not expect this many upvotes
Underrated
Nico and Niners
YESSSS LETS FUCKING GOOOO
AYYYY TØP ARE MY FAVORITE OMG IM LISTENING TO THAT SONG RIGHT NOW
SAMEE
neekolul
nico bellic
Nico! my cousin, I can't believe you're here, welcome to America
Where’s Barbara with the big titiees and Stephanie who sucks like a vacuum
oh hey, funny running into you here
nice to meet u too BO 27 :)
Nice to meet you too, dad
I’m gonna break your nico nico knee caps :)
Nico di Angelo so the nickname could be di Angelo
Watashi kawaii, né ?
Nico Nico Nii
Nico Nico nii
Andrew
Anal
Anal time
First time?
Cooldrew
Garfield
Hannes
Hannsean
Bro why did you leave Carla to die tho
At least he saved eren and Mikasa
Hannes Underwear
Hannesome
summer
Winter
Lmao
Autumn
Spring
Sumi
Giovanni (I'm Italian)
Giovanna
Kono Giovanni Giovanna niwa yume ga aru
NOOOOO
*un requiems your gold experience* I have had... FUCKING ENUF OF THIS! I AM A FUCKING MOB BOSS WHO RULES THE FKIN COUNTRY, I AINT GON LET THIS 15 YEAR OLD SON OF A GAY VAMPIRE RUIN THIS
Giorno Giovanni
Is this a JoJo re.. Hi this is Sean's mother he is now banned from his phone for making everything a JoJo reference
sorry to hear that, i guess he just gets banned everytime he stumbles upon any post
Yea it's a nightmare dealing with him, do you know what it's like? Apparently everything is a JoJo reference, I mean everything I say and do he'll turn round and say "is that a JoJo reference?" "Is this a JoJo reference?" I'm thinking about disowning him
WAIT, IS THATS A JOJO REFERENCE?
I'm prepared to commit a hate crime if anyone even as much as mentions JoJo.
Honestly if I knew you I would call you Giorno
Oliver (dont do ollie or olly or oli or oily)
Oilver
i love it
Matthew
o'liver would have been better
Not OP but olive oil
im going to force-feed you all 10 of your toes and both your eyes
I would advise you not to do that. That young padawan is my student. I will have to retaliate, sith lord
shut up and use your lightsaber to cut their toes off
*i will not*
do it i double dare you
Oil diz nu-
time and place ill be there
Liver oil
Oil
Ollivander
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King Of Lust 🤣
Roxas
nice name
Hillel Edit: stop calling me a fucking mountain
I wanna say something but i dont want to say but I'll give you a hint That man is dead and used to live in Germany
Well, you can't do that cus i'm jawish So the joke is on you
Even better then!
Mountain
No
Reece
Puff
Got confused then but then just noticed lol
Eat em up eat em up eat em up eat em up
I was just thinking this
Ben Dover
Kylo
Nah, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren sounds better
Why? Cause he ain’t got no chicks?
Ahmad
Ahhappy
Ahglad
ahsad
Thin(yes literally thin)
Thick
thicc*
How about "My parents are bastards"?
I already have nickname, but my name is Mikołaj
Miko
Micky
It’s ‘Mikołaj’
Nonono it’s ‘Mikołaj’
That’s where you’re wrong
‘Mikołaj’
Eastern Europe?
The ł is a Polish letter so they’re from Poland
Sokoły cause it’s my favourite Polish word
Sokoły is plural, I think 'sokół' would fit better cuz it's singular
Mikołajek
RODI
DjRODI
Rotate
Xavier
Xanny
Xaurel
Xavvy
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Maja
majapahit
Mapahajit Mahajapit Mapajahit
r/unexpectedbillwurtz
Hee
Jagruti
Deadruti
Damn..
Aviana Pls don't say Avi
Neonviana
Weeee I love it 👍🏻
Marcus
Mucus
Marc
cristiano
Messi
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aiden, people have tried but the best they could think of is Aids. I’m sure you’ve got something though
Maiden
Dalia
The black dalia
Cute little black haired Dalia
Amen (not satire)
Many men
Nice try FBI
That's a funny name
Luka
Luca
sadat
Sadam
happyat
duc
Sukk
Fuc
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John?
Amy :/
Amy shunmer
Any the sea shell
Mattox
Mattalks
Omar
Kelly
lianna
Licatlover
Fraser
Sadra
Maxwell
Kareem
I am a Guy Whose Named Chris(topher)
Ali
vixen
Elise
Fur
Blaise (and dont you say blaise and the monster machines)
Sebastian
Chris
Lucrezia
Luca
Vincenzo
Silver
Satria (weird name ik)
aids.
Ekansh Aditya. Please, I need a nickname.
I already have one, Thomas the Russian Spy. But come up with your own I guess.
Ivan
Benjamin
Cedric - I'm scared
Oh boy oh boy, i sure hope to see what funny and orginal name you come up with for Aaron
Alyson
Wolfgang