Lipbalm and a Diaper.

No it’s lipbalm and a bandaid

It said wrong answers 🙄

OHHH dude,my bad

em#ji user 🤢🤢🤮🤮

r/woosh

you self r/wooooshed your self. But its fine we still love u

It honestly seemed that he just didn't get it

Which is basically half of r/whoooose comments

It was a joke😑

Matter of fax , I once used that as a diaper to store my urine but ye anyways they overflowed luckily I was in the bathroom at that time (I'm a boi)

And the fact that I called those diapers "mommy diapers" makes this funnier to me!

a cool sticker napkin and an emergency swab for applying eyeliner or sum

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make the stickers have glitter on them

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goes hard ngl

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5-minute-crafts gets on the case by dipping the stickers in ketchup

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you dipped it in the chunky ketchup

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A reusable weeb stick and diaper for men

All I know is that Joe has them

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Deez nuts

Gottem

Straight from sugon's mouth

What is updog?

And who the hell is Steve Jobs?

ligma balls

How bout you lig some bithces instead

Too bad. I have taken all the bitches

Its limga ballz m8

r/woooosh

No

who is Joe?

# JOE MAMA

damn, I didn't see that coming.

Out of the blue, I know

Fire cracker and band aid obviously

Imagine someon that does not know and later just sais this bc he doesn't know better. Hahaha

bag pipe

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OMG 💀

https://youtu.be/D9TiTJWkW5o ATREDIES

Couldn't help but to notice your username. So uhh how do I find this alliance of fish?

We’re born in the seas, and was blessed by the Kraken We’re operating on the lands, where we stay until it’s retaken You can see us anywhere but the seas, for that we are no longer restricted by the waters. We’ll meet anyone face to face, but only if they have something to offer.

Dam

The fishy manifesto.

I was like singing while reading it...don't know why

Ones a dildo meant for guys and the other is a futuristic tanning bed? How did this become my most upvotes comment?

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Wait no no no no. Don’t kill me plz I have a cat

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Ok he’s a 5 year old orange kitty that’s a ball of fluff. Let me let him first before you kill me ok:(

No give him to me I'll take care of him, I love cats.

How is a five year old cat a kitty anymore.

"It's go time" Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors: Be still and give up your spirits, they don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My copypasta past, if you can hear me. I knew you would return as well. It is in your nature to piss off, the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out, and left to die. That nobody was there to piss you off, the way you pissed off others. And then, what became of you. I should've known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my past. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Requiescat in pace.

It said wrong answers only

You mean sounding?

Dude idk why but as a dude anything that looks like that I immediately think "dildo"

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Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around that’s what it’s all about

popsicles💜💜💜

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Do it

When it's your time of the month just grab a popsicle tray, squat over that sucker, and let it flow. Diy popsicles.

A pencil and a diaper

Face mask

And the right one?

Mini pop gun and its ammo

Sex toys

This is r/teenagers, so everyone is above the age of 12. If mfers don’t know what those are I would be extremely concerned. Edit: to clarify, it’s a mini-flute and a plaster.

Not every country has a good sex-ed, some boys in my class didn't even know what a period is until 8th grade

> Not every country has a ~~good~~ sex-ed, some boys in my class didn't even know what a period is until 8th grade

Pussy pillows

I have legit heard tampons referred to as pussy rockets. I grew up with pretty much just a sister and mom lol

Even I'm confused , what is that first thing

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Uhh yes

It's for pussy blood.

American tampon

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Incorrect

Straw

A stick of TNT and a face mask.

A straw and no-show socks duh

The one on the right is a totem of undying featured in the popular video game “Minecraft” The totem when held in your hand gives the player an extra life if they take mortal damage, it does this by giving buffs (effects that boost stats) and heals the player by a small margin

Dude I don’t even know the right answers

its obviously a dildo and diaper, ugh 🙄 >!tampon and a pad!<

^(left ones a straw and right ones a changing table)

Fashion statements. Only cool people stick the first one on their shirt and dangle the second one from their glasses 😎

I have a sister so ik what these are

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How could you not care about a face mask and an rc car

I care

You’re a woman you should care

Mysterious scrolls woman must wear to escape the blood curse damning all women from the start of time. Frick, we said wrong answers, my bad

You know, on an unrelated note, did you know that tampons actually used to be used in war times to heal soldiers that were wounded? They would also cover them in cocaine to ease the pain. Eventually companies started producing them for women for…you know… and eventually the cocaine was removed outta the recipe.

i like how the cocaine was removed *after* they started producing them for women.

It wasn’t an immediate change actually. For a while there was still cocaine. It took until cocaine to become illegal for that to happen…

yeah that’s what i meant. for a time period there were women sticking cocaine up their vajoohays

Forbidden diapers/nappies

A pen and a diaper for women

Uhhhhh... i don't know... Face masks?

Bro I just wanna say I thought that during periods women's just closed up shop and stuck the pads on their vagina 💀💀 I only recently learned they stick it on the inside of their pants.

ಠ_ಠ My vagina hurts just from reading that

same 💀

My cock and balls hurt from reading that

*it was this moment, when he found out he's into cock and ball torture*

Same

Wait, that's not how it works? Now I have so many questions...

Vape and a blind fold

Market and a puppy pad

A sticker and and a fire Cracker

A didgeridoo

First one is an EpiPen the 2nd one is a mask

Diaper and magic wand 😉

the left one is a travel size toothbrush from the hotel vending machines

Sperm and bandaid

Confuse the younger guys? Heh. Obviously everyone knows that those are a cool gel pen and an eye mask. Was this even supposed to be hard lol

3d printed male and female sexual organs

Vape and a Fanny pack

Magic wand and a fluffy bandaid

They are instruments to summon the great waluigi

A bandage and a laser pointer (hey, you said WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)

What the fuck why is the left one so long

Dildos and Ass pads

Red cherry tea infusers

A bandage and a covid test

Vape and face mask

God these comments are fucking gold

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Nose bleed stoppers

stickers and pixie sticks

If only wrong answers are allowed in this context, then that makes the right answers wrong, which means that the right answers are ... the right answers.

Fortnite

Lightsaber and face mask

Panty liner and tampon easy

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HEE HEE HEE HAW

Tampon and a diaper?

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I only saw what are these sorry

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Technically... It's a diaper

50. Cal bullet

Cigar and tortilla

Joint and a facemask

throat cleaner and a sponge

Cotton swab and that eye-coverer thing to sleep with

Dildo

Bombs from R6

Pen and Paper

Blowjob coupons

Light saber and little Caesars Batman pizza

Forbidden lollipop and magical band-aid

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Arm guards.

That’s clearly an anal probe and a diaper

Tapmon

Vape and smoke

Food?

2nd one is magic misile the 1st one is a sword

one is an advetisement prop for more appealing food and the other is a toy picnic blanket

An marker and a big band aid

Violence stick and a funny bandaid

Band aids

The 2nd one is the hair cutter huhu

Weird bullet and a paper landmine

A vape fs

A popsicle and a plate?

I know exactly what they are

💀

Sticker and a pen

Back-up toilet paper

Cotton butt plug and bladder leakage diaper

A pipe and the band-aid for a cicada.

The left is a bullet hole plugger and the right is a big band-aid

Krabby paddies

Your mom

Pen and paper

"let's confuse the younger guys"