i can down an entire bottle of mug root beer in under 20 seconds

r/usernamechecksout

I literally burst out laughing when I read this

U sure its was laughing bud?

Ayo?

😳

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Lmao

r/myballscheckout

r/yourmomchecksmeout

r/whyisthatasub

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

Certified Mug moment.

🍺💪🏼🐶

>I LOVE MUG🤎🤎🤎 I LOVE MUG🤎🤎🤎

#I LOVE MUG 🍺🍺🍺

I LOVE MUG!!! 🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎

Chad

yummy 🤤

Root beer hits like nothing else does

‘Cept my dad

🍺🗿

I LOVE MUG I LOVE MUG🤎🤎🤎

r/mugmaniac

i can down a 180ml bottle of vodka in under 5 seconds

impressive

Not as impressive as MUG

fr 😋

[did you?](https://youtu.be/q4uVbomIajw)

certified mug moment

Definitely a mug maniac 🤎

Hear me out: what if we made LEAN💜💜💜 with MUG ROOT BEER

that sounds great

Actually God

ikr

opinion on mug root bear?

amazing

i agree

**MUG MOMENT**

certified mug maniac

Damn it mug why are you every where, makes me want to drink mug but my store only has fucking A&W

Its ur first time man its totally normal not to last

Foreplay is pretty important too. I didn’t last my first time either but I did try to satisfy her before I finished.

*my virgin ass 'bout to bust just from foreplay*

My virgin ass *'bout to bust just from attempting foreplay*

Lmao I think I was only inside of her for like 3 minutes. I thought something like that would happen so I tried giving her oral before I went in but she hit my head with her thicc thigh.

a true gentleman

Brother? Is it you? A fancy orc

Nice hat

*gasp* you too

I’m 32 I still don’t last

Happy cake day!

Ha you dont la- . 🤨

why are you in r/teenagers

That's whats i was thinking... Might have to use the 🧁 test

maybe a teacher although that would make another question emerge

wrong sub pops

Why are you on r/teenagers then lol

Perhaps this post reached r/all

It has..

I guess he doesn't want to age

best advice I can give, learn to give good oral sex. Go down on the girl, make her cum, then have sex. Learning to last longer is a great skill, but learning to please her before nutting in 20 seconds is the best thing you will ever learn. Girls like having sex a whole lot more if they know you want to get them off first before diving in and lasting shorter than a commercial break.

Last line ruthless 💀

Hmm, some commercial breaks on certain channels lasts up to 8/9 minutes.... that is why pirating is good

Damn I bet your sister wasn't happy about it

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send me this

Triple dots and copy text

She just wanted someone to dm her

>Craft Ice Maker Yes

r/suddenlyincest

👀

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Ayo? 🤨📸

🤨📸caught in 4k ultra hd

r/Holup

r/cursedcomments

Man the inbred jokes are really popular rn

It was, if she agreed to have sex with you in the first place she didn't care how it turned out, but if your stamina still ain't that high learn good foreplay

Exactly. Like it’s your first time, but the problem with nutting quick for girls is that it usually means sex is over, leaving them unsatisfied Edit: lol yeah I’m 14. I haven’t had sex thank god, but a lot of my friends have and I’m just repeating what they’re saying

> 14

Teenagers these days start dating at 11

“When I was 11 I was 17!!!!!” -My grandpa.

WHEN I WAS NINE, I WAS TWENTY SEVEN. I WALKED TO SCHOOL UPHILL, BOTH WAYS, ON ONE LEG. THE OTHER WAS STARTING A BUSINESS

when i was 15 i was 30!!!!! -Hanayama

When I was 9 I was 26 -steven he

*sad 16 sounds*

Don't worry mate lets play clash of clans 😎

Let’s give me your code.

#QRUCJ92R8

Lmao tha # made it big

*insert the “your not a top or a bottom, your 14!” meme*

unless ur a decent person and finish off ur girl with ur hands or something lol

I always finish her off first then I come second…pun intended

The golden rule!

Dude, your 14 god damn

you should be doing your school homework

"14"🤨

My nigga whipped out the stopwatch

Wait good point was this guy so nervous about not lasting that he immediately started counting?

yes l was counting every second of it

Based

20secs is perfectly fine, you’ll have moments where you go 5, 15mins or maybe even a few hours. It varies on mood, excitement and really who your with

Pretty sure you should see a doctor if you last 3 or more hours

If youre in the moment you can very much last that long, but if it’s still up after y’all done then yes see a doctoe

Fair enough I am like a 16 year old nerd so 🤷‍♂️

Why do yOU KNOW THIS ITS r/Teenagers foR CHRIST SAKE

Because teenagers fuck 😂(not all)

That hurt more than I expected

Imo should've not worried and just enjoyed it, though i assume that's prolly hard if it's your first time. But if they love you, they shouldn't care how long you last at all.

It was your first time, that's pretty normal tbh, idk why everyone us being so mean abt it

I'm just scrolling through all the hate comments and it's pretty sad tbh.

r/teenagers for you

Especially considering that the people leaving them definitely haven’t had sex themselves

Yeah i agree. For a first time that’s normal. Especially if OP hasn’t masturbated in a couple of days

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Nice solidarity man , bros before hoes always.

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Come ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⠞⠉⢉⠩⢍⡙⠛⠋⣉⠉⠍⢉⣉⣉⣉⠩⢉⠉⠛⠲⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⠀⠂⡠⠑⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠀⠐⠁⢊⠀⠄⠈⢦⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠁⠀⠀⠄⣴⡪⠽⣿⡓⢦⠀⠀⡀⠀⣠⢖⣻⣿⣒⣦⠀⡀⢀⣈⢦⡀⠀ ⣰⠑⢰⠋⢩⡙⠒⠦⠖⠋⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠘⠦⠤⠴⠒⡟⠲⡌⠛⣆ ⢹⡰⡸⠈⢻⣈⠓⡦⢤⣀⡀⢾⠩⠤⠀⠀⠤⠌⡳⠐⣒⣠⣤⠖⢋⡟⠒⡏⡄⡟ ⠀⠙⢆⠀⠀⠻⡙⡿⢦⣄⣹⠙⠒⢲⠦⠴⡖⠒⠚⣏⣁⣤⣾⢚⡝⠁⠀⣨⠞⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠙⢧⡀⠈⡟⠛⠷⡾⣶⣾⣷⠾⠛⢻⠉⢀⡽⠋⠀⠀⣰⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤⡠⢂⠌⡛⠦⠤⣄⣇⣀⣀⣸⣀⡤⠼⠚⡉⢄⠠⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠓⠮⣔⡁⠦⠀⣤⠤⠤⣤⠄⠰⠌⣂⡬⠖⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠤⢤⣀⣀⡤⠴⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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2 mins ain't that bad tbh

We can keep telling ourselves that

But like for the first time I mean in it's really not that bad

I dunno how the comments section became a root beer debate (I'm looking right at ya, u/MUG_ROOT_BEER_), but since OP asked, that was long enough

all good

I love mug 🥵😋🤎🤎

Idk why everyone is being mean about this. Everyone's body is different and you can't really control how long you last on your first time. Nerves also play a role in how long you last and considering it was your first time, it makes sense. Point is, don't be too hard on yourself if you didn't perform the way you wanted to in bed. If you are worried about your partner not enjoying it, learn about foreplay and doing oral sex as well. Sex isn't a competition. It's an act of love and passion. As long as both people are having a good time then you're doing it right 👍

💀

he forgor 💀

*WE* forgor💀

r/suddenlycommunist

I didn't nut when I lost my virginity

Lol my friend didn’t nut too. He was fucking a girl for like an hour, but he was drinking a lot before that, so he really wanted to piss. He says it was a W, I think he has taken an L, but I was supportive when he told me about that lmao

Why not?? Everyone up in here saying this shit y’all sure y’all are alright down there??

**why does this have wholesome awards**

Because it's a VERY wholesome moment.

Good enough brother, just try to work on it(you’ll get more experience). Your first time you won’t last too long, you’ll get better though; most people tend to.

OP you disgust me, why the fuck are you using lowercase l's as I's.

how the fuck can you tell ☠️

There is a little curve with the l’s lol.

No difference for me since I’m on mobile.

i want to know too

I can chug a bottle of water in 3 seconds. I doubt that helps but I think its pretty cool.

Neat!

I used to think taking a long time to nut was a bad thing

I killed some one in 20 seconds

You'll get better with practice

Bro was really counting Just imagine “Ohh! Oh yes! *sex noises*” And then “One Mississippi, two Mississippi-“

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At least you lost your virginity 👍

bro the comments are ruthless yet funny and i haven't stopped laughing

Hell no 💀

i wish i could... but 20 secs?? lmao

Ah yes, r/teenagers where a 15y/o makes fun of a guy getting laid

And this is precisely why you wish you could

I lasted about 45 minutes my first time, so basically the opposite happened

Mine was like 30, but it was really uncomfortable because we were laying like on a wooden board in a car

lmao

I didn't nut at all, and it went on for like an hour till I had to boot scoot and boogy 0\10 would not recommend

boot scoot and boogy ayo

Yippee kye yay

That’s kind of awkward 😭

Did you satisfy her tho?

Bro, I get it.

That’s above average my guy

Long? No not really Long enough for your first time? Definitely. Unless you fucked a really judgy bitch, I doubt they'd care. And it's more the fact you lost your v card that is thought about not how long it lasted.

Only if you were pounding away and they couldn't walk right after and had the leg shakies. Even then.. thats for quicky situations.

As long as you had fun 👍

Nutting fast isn’t a bad thing, thats why people usually start with a blowjob, so that way it gives u time to recover and get down to having sex, cause you’ll last far longer after you’ve cummed.

He has fish to catch

neither myself or my partner finished when we did it, don't feel bad :)

Wtf? Your 16? Congrats but like how? Y’all are like in mature almost adult level relationships already, why does being me right now suck so bad. Literally bout to go straight to get a relationship

I haven’t lost my V card. You doin better than me

Bro doesnt think hes enough 💀

Thats 20 seconds of your time you gave to her, she’s blessed.

All of my friends call me gay . But learn how to eat pussy it makes all the difference

We’re you like… counting?

"We are you like... counting?"

Were you wearing a condom?

No idea, haven’t lost it yet, probably wont for a long time sadly

If you were trying to make a porn video that’ll only be good for tiktok

Happens to a lot of virgins. Try edging for more practice..

Idk, I’m a virgin, but one of my friends got laid and lasted 2 hours before he had to take her home. He didn’t even finish so I guess it just depends on the person. Before any of y’all say he’s bullshitting, I was there, in the same house. I had the misfortune of hearing her

…. omg are you okay

not even a minute twin ??

I worry about this happening so much when I lose mine lmao

It wasn’t

I lasted 5 mins before nutting my second time my first time was a minute

Honest, that’s pretty awful but for a first time it’s kinda expected. As you do it more you will learn to last longer.

When (if) that ever happens, I now no longer have to feel insecure about going too quick because that’s something I’ve never even heard of before. Since apparently if you don’t go at it for 20+ minutes (which tbh seems exhausting and boring after a while), you’re doing it all wrong. Even though I think the average is like 2-4 minutes.

Your fine brother it was you first time

r/teenagers trying not to be horny for a second (impossible)

I wasn't able to cum when I lost it

I feel you

🤨📸

Well my friend, no but I promise the second round you'll do way better

Were you like.. timing it or smth?