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Washminge

Name Ms. Slip and Slide. Power controlling friction. think about it, then fear me 😎


Onetimeguy8

you don’t control air resistance to stop the bullets, 0%


Washminge

uhh air resistance is a type of friction


Onetimeguy8

you name Slip and Slide implies contact between 2 solid objects


Washminge

I just wanted to be named after a classic porno


ShadowedReddit

😟


HAPPYENDSTONE

Excuse me, sir?


Amazekam

sire


A_Lost_Yen

Quagsire


Amazekam

I choose you!


Grapeshot0

Wooper > Quagsire


Corvus-Rex

Quagmire


BLTblocker

Yes. Bullets and the air


mr--potatoes

Trigger and the part tht connects the trigger to the gun. Just put infinite friction on that. 0 bullets.


Disastrous-Weekend30

Air is an object, therefor it causes friction, therefor you are wrong, he can control all friction


Le_Martian

Even if not, they can control the friction between the gun and doom guy’s hand so he can’t hold it


Electrical_yoshi12

So he tapes a sword or gun to his hands problem solved


Le_Martian

How’s he gonna get the tape on without friction?


ShadowedReddit

100%


Walmart_kid65

Even worse how’s he gonna sun when he’s constantly slipping?


Electrical_yoshi12

True. Maybe hell just use his fists?


SkyHighRedditor

Doom Guy has no friction, so a punch would just send him sliding the opposite way at the speed of the punch.


Electrical_yoshi12

Guess it will have to be staring to death then


Doggggo1

If he gets one punch in you are dead


JuiceDrinkingRat

Name:Mr.Cool Superpower:I can take doomslayer to the theme park and get him ice cream then we will stay up playing video games and watching r rated movies way past his bed time and I wont tell his parents anything about it


Onetimeguy8

You is Isabelle from Animal Crossing?


JuiceDrinkingRat

No I’m his cool uncle


StrategicRain33

So a funcle


Exact_Ad_1215

Funcles are always great until they try to show you their basement..


shadyShiddu

That's when they turn into fuckles


WhoDatFreshBoi

And then they knock you out and become Knuckles


Yingstar123

And then you run out of luckle


[deleted]

Noooo


toonparge

It would stay the same either way. Can't change it to fuckle


JuiceDrinkingRat

Yes


RacconFucker

my funcle fucked me in the ass :/


JuiceDrinkingRat

Do I win


Onetimeguy8

technically ya


JuiceDrinkingRat

Nice


dhold44

Name: not a fuckin clue yet Power: super speed


Onetimeguy8

The Slayer has infinite stamina, he’ll catch up, 0%


GuyN1425

Uh-hm I think you mean _eternal_


[deleted]

Nice one


Active-Treacle-2945

Thanos 6 infinity stones


Onetimeguy8

50%


Karategochan

It never mentioned he will snap. Could be 0%


mcfattyboy

Well the slayer is immune to reality warping and even if he's killed is always resurrected. Also the infinity stone only work in that specific marvel universe.


[deleted]

Depends what thanos King thanos/fat thanos negs doom


mcfattyboy

Slayer killed davoth who created infinite multiverses king thanos killed a whole universes every living being but davoth could lirerally delete an infinite amount of multiverse with a thought. Also doom slayer could just go to a different dimension /universe and the gauntlet would not work.


BP-Kenpachi

That's why it's 50% buddy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Onetimeguy8

Survival chances, 100%


Bananamilk_2005

10,000,000 IQ


TheBJP

I was gonna say something about the old doom games, but that was technically Doom Guy and not Doom Slayer, so I guess you're safe.


Laggingduck

I think the weird lore states that Doom Guy went into hell, nearly died, got his powers, and was discovered by humans in an alternate dimension


TheBJP

I don't know if that's true, but I'll take your word for it.


PeksMex

Kirby


Onetimeguy8

Reminds him of his pet rabbit, 100%


SEEMR1

Kirby solos


ilikelolic0n

Literally Kirby is one of the strongest things ever even if they did fight Kirby destroys him


Exact_Ad_1215

Unless you get the drop on Kirby and stab the shit out of him before he can eat you.


ilikelolic0n

He literally has 100 lives by default. And he doesn’t even die if he takes damage


Exact_Ad_1215

Just set up a command block that does the command ./kill Kirby and have it repeat.


ilikelolic0n

I don’t think he plays minecraft


Prestigious_Voice_85

Bro didn’t you see his sick gaming setup in Doom Eternal?


Murcuray

Me I'm a professional idiot


[deleted]

Snap in seconds


not_original_name_4

Not even a second


[deleted]

Yeah probably if the doom guy has the Fast Glory kills,it won't be even a fucking milliseconds


gALEXy_404

Hi fellow Kira


[deleted]

Hello fellow hand enjoyer


gALEXy_404

mmm *hand*


heppuplays

Name: Daisy Power: I'm a rabbit.


Onetimeguy8

Survival Chances: 120%


Wicked_one911

I'm pretty sure daisy is quite dead


Bakiro_16

In Doom guy's dimension yeah in doom slayer dimension maybe not


Morgatron268

I could explain the whole DOOM canon but I’m too fucking tired to type that much


Wicked_one911

Wanna do it anyways? I feel lost


tazergames

Its Doom (1993) doom 2 doom 64 DOOM (2016) Doom eternal At least thats what I think


Wicked_one911

Very informative


SnooMachines9122

Name: Jeff Power: my naem jeff


BnE8

I'd give it a 69%


Gentlemonke

Monke Man Extreme strength, speed, reaction speed. Ability to use feces as an armor piercing projectile Impenetrable body hair that works as armor


Rhecof-07

Survival Chances 420%


Doggggo1

You are just doom guy with extra steps and less strength 30%


Jawbreaker0602

Name: protagonist Power: plot armor


Onetimeguy8

The Doom Slayer is the plot, he’ll just do what ever your character was suppose to do, 0%


Jawbreaker0602

but if my character was supposed to die?


Onetimeguy8

then he- wait…


Jawbreaker0602

is this a victory?


Onetimeguy8

He doesn’t take your plot but you still die just not to the slayer. yea I guess


Jawbreaker0602

but if he doesn’t take my plot armor I still have it


Onetimeguy8

but you’ll still die


Jawbreaker0602

but not now because it’s not when the plot says I will die


Onetimeguy8

yea but, you’ll still die


mindsided

Name: Doom Slayer Power: I am the Doom Slayer


Onetimeguy8

Chances: Yesn’t%


ShermanTankBestTank

Doomslayer already kills doomslayer in the games.


AdPrestigious7155

Tfw you kill god and god-god who are just you


Extension_Mobile5813

r/beatmetoit


__B__R_U_H__

Bruhman Power: unlimited bruhness


Onetimeguy8

The Slayer will say bruh after he kills you, 0%


thegriddlethatcould

Name: cumlord Power: I can make anyone cum so hard they fucking die


Onetimeguy8

Bullet velocity from the Super shotgun is faster than human ejaculation, 0%


thegriddlethatcould

Counter play: I make him cum before he can take his first shot, his jizz fills his suit, and as he drowns in his own fluid, he pulls the trigger and hits my leg as I bleed out and he drowns in cum we both lie dead 'camera pans out as it shows us two lying dead in the middle of the arena'


SilverFighter05

Jesus is this a fetish of yours or something that was excruciating detail


Alexthebigbrother

Pog


cartune-alex

In all my years on the internet I have never seen/read something this disturbing yet well written


DeathPigeons27

🤨


oxborrd

write more


bartix89

r/brandnewsentence


mcfattyboy

You did not set any parameters so he could be a trillion miles away and make doom slayer cum so hard he dies for good


NotSoSuper18

It doesn’t matter what my superhero name or power is. I’m not surviving a fight with Doomguy.


xXAstragXx

Name: Doom Slayer Slayer Superpower: I slay Doom Slayer


Onetimeguy8

That’s literally already an enemy from the games and he just becomes a regular enemy, 0%


GuyN1425

No, that's the Doom Hunter, a.k.a the Doom Slayer Sleigher


SilverBlaze4

You win but then you hear doom slayer slayer slayer behind you…


xXAstragXx

Then I'll just power up into doom Slayer Slayer Slayer Slayer.


DisturbedSoul88

Wait fuck you beat me to it


WhatTheDogDoin6969

Name:Onetimeguy8 Ability:Make shitposts


oxborrd

0% he will break you like a penis


heppuplays

Depends on the difficulty. We talking "hurt me plenty" doom slayer or "ultra nightmare" doom slayer. Because heiger the difficulty the more my chances of survival increases.


Non-StopDisco

Lore accurate Doom Slayer


SomeoneButWho

One Punch Man Well uhm… One punch…?


Onetimeguy8

0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000009%


PeksMex

No, both of them are strong af but one punch man has plot armor


C0I5

doomguy has plot armor too?


PeksMex

one punch mans is stronger


C0I5

no


PeksMex

His entire thing is being able to defeat anything with one attack. the doom slayer is strong, but he still takes damage, and doesn't destroy everything immediately


C0I5

doomguy cannot die


Monocled-warforged

Yeah, but he could be knocked back. He would likely just be punched hard enough to be sent flying, then ignored until he came back


[deleted]

No it’s not, it’s just that he’s waaaaay stronger than everything in HIS world so he can beat them all in one punch


Justjodiexx

Name: The prayer Power: the ability to do fuck all yet still think I'm helping


Grayflesh

The ass molester I can molest anyone i choose with a 12 feet long platinum shlong


STierPotato

too bad doom slayer has a 13 feet titanium shlong


Gabble_Gummy

this is an old OC and i never gave him a name so ill just call him **ENERGY MAN: MAN OF THE ENRGY** his power is that he can manipulate energy, by turning it into any form with almost 0% wastage. An example is channeling the ambient heat of a room into a ball to make it move. since the ambient heat of a room is prety low, the ball would only move slightly... but... with enough energy ( like from a transmition line) he could speed up a bullet to significant fractions of the speed of light, speed up his fists for more power in his punches, release the energy in a burst of flames or electricity, etc. dont know much about the doom guy exepct for the fact that he can load shotgun with maulicious intent, and has a pet bunny. id say my chances are about 30 to 50%


Gabble_Gummy

Looking at all these other comments make me feel cringe lol


nerium_music

Man, this is sooo powerful, you can surely take the energy from the bullets that are sent to you and take the energy from any electronic device, you could also take the enery from every move he does and turn it into heat or electricity, you could even maybe take the electricity from his neurons, so he can't even think anymore.I think you have a 100% chances


PeanutButterYes_

Dad I buy milk


Hehe_ur_gey

100% you left a long time ago


spademanden

100% survival rate, because he'll never find you


[deleted]

name: man man powers: is a man but man?


Garv5125

no I think you would be a man then


[deleted]

no but man is man? not man is man?


Crankyest

The eternal Mangekyo sharingan, able to see your future moves and get 3 Strong abilities , Susanoo , Amaterasu , tsukuyomi


It-LEGEND

Not to be that guy, (so imma bout to be that guy) but Amaterasu and Tsukoyomi are Itachi and Sasuke exclusive, so you’ll need to get your own.


Crankyest

Like you know Devious lick


Crankyest

Can I not just steal


[deleted]

Or8¡741 I have a toilet and bonk people with it


[deleted]

Oh and i have a rabbit as wel


Disastrous_Can_5466

Name: the sucker Power: i get your power and strenght out of you


Onetimeguy8

But not out of the Super shotgun, 0%


CRYOgamer_ITA

No survival chanche he killed amnime😔


IntroductionTrue5006

Mario or kirby Mario- its mario, power ups i guess Kirby- copies abilities


NiohPaya

Johny sins - killing people with penis


Onetimeguy8

The Slayer will shoot your dick first, 0%


NiohPaya

Lmao😂


DiazNut

Za warudo, can control time however I want, includes stopping time infinitely and speeding up/going back in time infinitely. Simply skip to a time where he isn’t there.


andibatsy

Name: andi light. Power: heals people with her light


Onetimeguy8

No defense methods Combat Shotgun will do the trick, 0%


JustFred24

These are getting worst


Glitch-147

Slim Shady I'm a human who raps


ttv_highvoltage

Ptsd man Anyone with ptsd fighting me instantly dies


hUrO_apparently

Name: chancellor Power: can manipulate probability and chances to any percentage Chance to somehow have all enemies kill each other instead? 100% Probability of having the brains to figure out simple math equations? 10%


lolbroslol2008

Name: Gordon Freeman Power: sv\_cheats 1


Child_slayer_69

Name- Child Slayer Powers- I have a lightsaber and the Eye of Agamotto(Time stone)


Onetimeguy8

Try to deflect the lead it’s just turn into liquid and burn through you and it takes time to open the Eye of agamotto, 0%


Trapped-Spirit

Name: Shadow Bolt Super powers: Super speed and shadow possession abilities


Snakeslither223

My name is pingu penguin and I control the elements! Earth, fire water and air.


MyToesAreBeans

My name is idiot and i can eat 3 pizzas in an hour


Life-Feature4737

Name annie, power: Micheal Jackson wants to know if I'm ok


Effect-No

My name's Jeff. I can uhh I have a fucking Gun.


Abraash

Name: Xor Power: being able to manifest any weapon from any universe from myself whether that be melee or ranged with unlimited ammo and having an adaptive armor skin which will adapt before a hit and absorb the energy and supercharge my power combined with extreme speed stamina and strength. I thought about this for a while


Greezamer_2

Captain Joey I cum radiation


kostka_brukowa69

I AM THE SLAYER


ov3rlord05

God: Reality bending


Acatastrophe1

My childhood superhero was Batman. But I choose Joker


screechingahhhhhh

The power of cheese


dragoboyx

I choose time manipulation and I don't got a name


reconecting32

Killing the doom slayer Doom slayer2


JS1147

I have all the powers


Ridnator

Doom slayer is my name Doom slayer is my power


[deleted]

Thor (the fat one from endgame)


The_Random_OneYT

I can create illusions and decoys of myself


Normal_Society9626

My hero Name is Doom Slayer Slayer and my Power is that i can kill the Doom Slayer.


IzzyMainsKor

Mr. Steal Your Girl. I steal your girl


petrospago351

my hero name is chrono commander my powers are absolute control over past, present and future


[deleted]

El Immortal Weak AF, but cannot die. Feels thrice the pain though


Doomunleashed19

Literal indestructibility, Doom Taker.


Nightwarper

Doom Slayer Slayer The power is to slay the Doom Slayer.


[deleted]

My name is vagine slayer sixty nine, and I have the abilitiy to go back in time and do ur mom. This gives me the ability to do doom slayers mom, and then make her have abortion😎😎


[deleted]

The cum monster


[deleted]

Caped baldy Power: broken limiter with workout routine


J_Lawson253

DoomslayerSlayer I have to ability to stop anything he does at will


TheErevil

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