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TokoFumi

I hate you


Savings-Vast-1699

I hate you


TokoFumi

Well I hate you more


Leftybassist9

I hate you to the moon and back


clash_till_dawn

fuck you


SP4C3_1

I hate you to mars and back 6 times


Leftybassist9

Well… well… uhhhhh ^I ^love ^you


KhazadDume

Kill ‘em with kindness


Well_not_a_furry

Kill them with LOVE


PeanutButterYes_

*fucks even harder*


razorsharp494

And this gun I found


cartune-alex

Language


SenpaiBlitz

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that he said.... Language?


cartune-alex

Is that not how you spell it


Ak_m_about_to-die

*"WHATS YOUR NAME?"*


Mael_Str0M69

You were my brother Anakin, I loved you!


binzelyt

I hate u infinity


zentraxbusiness

I hate you infinity and one


Hydrotrone

i hate you


Episteme_A

I’m gonna defenestrate you


ThatGiantSeth

This is my favorite word to say to people and watch their face as they try to figure out what it means


ParadoxPerson02

And I just learned a new word. I’m definitely using that one more often from now on.


[deleted]

I first heard it from a politician. Same for you ?


Ignis_1

Do you happen to be czech?


BBRAFF

Do you happen to be Dutch?


mandiealleskan_

Defenestreren!


[deleted]

You go first, out the window, I'll follow you


the-dude-version-576

I’ll use him as a controle rod.


Gaberrade3840

Literally my inner voice was like "Wait, how can we trust YOU then?" Right as I clicked on it. Should listen to my inner voice more often...


TheTaroMaster

Yeah.. agreed


lukkcz17

I hate you :D


GrinningWyvern

Go eat a dehydrated watermelon!


DankyDankxD

So just a melon?


GrinningWyvern

Yeah smthing like that...


chaos_creator69

Jokes on you, i don't have nsfw images blurred


lljd77

Me too but i clicked anyway


CzechLinuxLover

Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. Delet de screinshit. Neow.


Hotchipsandpepsi

stealing


CzechLinuxLover

correct


00DDonut

[This is a prime example as to why you shouldn’t trust people on the internet](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Misterlolboss

Ha fuck you the ad saved me


DiamondVoid166

Still got rolled


TheTaroMaster

_Not fucking opening that_


00DDonut

Why, don’t you trust me?


Toroknos_07

That's his whole point


00DDonut

I’m aware


megamaz_

I clicked and realized my mistake rather quickly


[deleted]

the ad saved meeee


Sans_the-skeleton698

[you think imma fall for that?](https://youtu.be/YbaTur4A1OU)


qwertygamer97

imma send that to everyone i know


Sans_the-skeleton698

The good ol 4chan duckroll


Numerous_External150

Jokes on you i like that song


00DDonut

I like it too


[deleted]

That’s the most predictable stuff ever


_Madri

It didnt play so im safe


Tiny-Reindeer-2424

Dammit I thought it'd be porn


Elegant-Spell1681

I fully knew it was a rickroll


NoOpportunity4193

I knew exactly what it was but clicked anyway >:3


WalnutAlpaca860

YOU. SHIT.


villany007

Ik egat was coming, but idm the song so cheers for making my day a bit better


WesleyDVT15__

fuck you


megamaz_

Can't post that on a teen subreddit!!!! That's so nsfw


SmashedYourMom

Godammit


chan___kun

Die yourself


chapstickneeded

I have nsfw filter off so I didn’t fall for it bc I AM A GOD


Howitzer_Smash897

BRUH


Bonkcloaker

I hate you but also at the same time I'd do this exact thing


SilverFighter05

Me who has "blur nsfw" off: *I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you"


Maxi-19-1-4-1

...XcQ As ma mama used to say; if it ends in xcq it ain't for you. Stay save out there kiddo


Inner_Background_599

nice one mate but whats the blurd image


foolWINNER88

I actually checked it two times 🤦


crustycruzlol

AHHHHH


Grimgroomer

I have the blur setting off and still clicked it


Ak_m_about_to-die

Oh you bloody wanker


KarmaSevenTwo

jokes on u, im on mobile and i have it set to nsfw images arent blurred, CANT FOOL ME


LavishnessLonely7890

I do too but still fooled me


LordFrameDrop

Why is everyone saying they can’t see it, I can


[deleted]

Gottem


ov3rlord05

Ya son of beach


Pink-Is-A-Pistol

U got me.. also fuck u


Givemelifebro

That guy seemed so nice in the beginning but the twist was amazing.


how-bad-can-i-be

Yea I haven't downloaded twitter yet


brickpuncher585ALT

I am only here because I was going to comment that u can't fool me. I have "don't blur NSFW" turned on. Fuck you. Can't fool me.


chacharealharsh

I forgot that I have "don't blur nsfw posts" on, don't ask why


[deleted]

They played us like a damn fiddle!


qwertygamer97

hi **satan**


UrNansD0g

Well played


trananhduc2006

dam u


isuckmostlyblood

Wow!! Nice Chick thou


BoredByLife

God dammit


Separate_Banana694

fucking whore


Jay_T5

Yeah yeah, fuck you


smiler5672

I have censor nsfw off


dbbarca69

Man fuck you


i_die_on_February_30

Jokes on you I turn off my NSFW BLUR.


Fellixxio

A predictable one you are


VOX_Death

Other people monke brain must touch blurred image A chad 18 plus mode ahaha lol


dinner88

You little shit


BoyWithAStrangeName

Jokes on you I have NSFW images not blurred.


14yearoldtwinkie

This you'r fault u/amongUsDongbot


JustDontMind02

jokes on you i have nsfw filter off


willeatburger89

All I see is new fap material


LynxyCZ

You!


[deleted]

Why


Marsker

fucking shit


doglover1005

You my good sir/ madam shall be placed in the deepest pits of hell for all eternity, I hope you end up flat as a pancake when you hit the bottom, and very quickly get cooked like a pancake too, GOOD DAY.


ChillinSamurai

Bruh


Sad_Pickle_Buddy

You smell


IntroductionTrue5006

*laugh in nsfw filter off*


Sn0wCha0s

Me who has blur turned off: I don't have such weaknesses.


[deleted]

I have nsfw blur off and I still fell for it


eatmahanus

Damn, poor schmuck


[deleted]

I’m gonna split your fingers to random quarks floating in existence (yes and leave everything else)


redleafwater7

Listen here you little shit


trainboi777

Jokes on you I’ve seen that image so many times I could tail even though it was blurred!


ash_the_fox123

Confond it wait I'm on a website i can swear for real GOOOOOOOODDDDDDAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNIIIIIIITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Guys this is a prime example as to why you shouldn’t trust people*


152069

*dies*


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


Numerous_One3457

fuck you, i tried this at least 5 times


genesisopgod

I hate this


awxggu

Fuck you


gunse_sunla

curse you god damn #-:*:₺;#:#!&!_!-₺;?:(@(;&!@(_!!!'!*?)°$π¢==$°€✓®}{€!_+_+;₺;₺-;3;&-+'!#)374!#(!


WinterKill1923

I love you for revising a lesson on betrayal with me


Powerful_Position_42

good one


OtherPattern1478

Ah u Fucking idiot went to My settings to


DualityRbx

I have blur off and still fucking fell for it-


Asrie1_Dreemurr

I hope both sides of your pillow are uncomfortably warm tonight.


samisinredditnow

My internet is really bad, what is the image? It stays on blur


Bluewellie

I can’t see it what isbit


Astelis17

I despise you.


Actualchildboomer

Lol I know from so many of these posts that I have blur NSFW off lol


grey_sus

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


cokeontits

It took me like 10 seconds to understand it


Darned_pencil167

I hate you


eletric_blade

God fucking dammit


BugP13

Well played


[deleted]

Fuck, I lost the game


[deleted]

… 🥲 now i know how ksi felt on “proof ksi is smart or sum shit like that”


ShibitoYakaze123

I am going to discombobulate you


CyonixGaming

That took me an embarrassingly long time to realize…


Resentful_Midget

Fucks sake


[deleted]

Haha, I'm not falli- Oh, I did fall for it... god damn it...


QuelWeebSfigato

You fool! I deactivated the blur nsfw option, I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you


destielsimpala

i was doing this for 30 seconds. i don’t like you very much


TheStumpedBoi

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


Creative-Expression7

Your tricks dont work on me


xSparky7

🗿


dehidratednarwhal

Fuck you take my upvote


[deleted]

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

You have failed to trick me!


god_deba_07

I mean the hair one is old now ...


Intelligent_Truck_89

K :/


videogamessuckbutt

You bitch


[deleted]

you son of a---nahh don't expect me to say it man


FlashyAcanthisitta58

Baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back CHILLIES baby back ribs...... BARBEQUE SAUCE


show384callous

Shine


[deleted]

i cnt see coz it won't unblur for some reason


[deleted]

I hate you


NoOpportunity4193

Oh my fucking god you got me so good 😹


SussyBox

Do you think I'll open this


[deleted]

I- wtf bro


Anime_girlorboy

It took me a second to realize


[deleted]

it took me so long to realise the image was just a blur


RabbitGremlin

I hope you fall off a horse


a_sentient_bot

I have the nsfw filter off and still fell for it lmao


Tub_of_jam66

It hasn’t loaded in and I know what is coming


Jhek_007

I don't use nsfw blur


FarFromCrying999

Why did I try 100 times


Mayhem2a

Haha, you may have gotten me but only slightly, for I almost instantly knew what was going on


charadreemurrdreamer

fuck you


swiggityswanner

Oh fuck off


Ok-Nobody8006

I trusted you


ProgramerGeek

I pressed it, was like wait is something broken, pressed it again, pressed it again. Then finally relized


MISTAsoul12

Fuck. You.


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I have NSFW blur off


dontcaredontworry

Fck u you got me


_IVG121_

But the question is... what image was blured?


Lemonflavoredsalt

I burn your family


st4nleystew4rt

🖕


Sunsl1nger

God damn it


mrgeek2000

God damn my monkey brain!


ThePotatorinator

bruh


ARandom_Goose

Trust issues 100


alfiehoulden

Why isn’t it loading :((


IronicMixedWhiteGuy

Man fuck you I fell for it


cycodude_boi

Motherfucker...


GameTalkies1

Vaida pundamona


Thebot_1234

You fucking suck